Category: Cheap Phone Sex

Slippery When Wet

Sometimes I just like to fuck in the rain. I love the storm brewing all around me like the storm that brews inside me. Getting soaked to the skin while the thunder booms like the blood pumping in my ears and the lightening lights up the sky. Letting the storm build with me until I squirt cum all over the cock inside me and beg for the next big dick to take me in the pouring rain! They are lined up on the porch watching me crawl towards them and begging them for more. I need animal, primal fucking like the bitch in heat that I am. I can see their hard dicks, some still in their pants, some in their hands and some in the mouths of my sisters. Each one will be inside me before the storm is over and each one will be covered in my pussy juice and the cum of the one that came before him. Being slippery when wet is about so much more then squirting thick milky cum for that huge cock that throbs inside of me. It is more then crawling in the rain like an animal. Cum find out what primitive lust is all about.

Merry Christmas with Dark Specials and Caller Specials

 

Merry Christmas horny boys. What did you get for Christmas? I got big black cock. That’s right. When I woke up, there was a black elf under my tree waiting for me to unwrap him. Nothing elf about his cock, however. I measured my present at a whopping 14 inches. Santa REALLY loves me. Like a little girl at Christmas, I couldn’t wait to play with my new toy. I pulled and tugged at it, took it in my mouth, even took it for a nice long hard ride. My pussy was so happy. That big black cock filled me up. My Christmas box was overjoyed with a big black yule log!

Have you ever had the gift of big black cock? Well, let me tell you, it is the gift that keeps on giving. Sorry boys, black cock is superior to the majority of white cock out there. It’s bigger, badder, thicker, harder and faster than a speeding bullet. Ever watched a woman take a dark special? Most guys can’t handle it. They get all jealous that they can’t please their women the same way; can’t make them cum that good, if at all. But then some guys can’t enough, just like me.

Well if you have a little white dick, I suggest you give your wife big black cock. She may never fuck you again, but she will love you forever. Black cock is better than any bottle of expensive perfume, or  jewelry or some fancy electronic device. What you are giving her is the gift of unlimited orgasms; intense pleasure; that stuffed feeling; and the ability to fuck all night long. You know, all the things you can’t give her yourself. If you are lucky she will let you watch or maybe even let you clean her up. If you truly love your girl, you will want her sexually satisfied. And let me tell you, as a black cock loving whore, nothing satisfies better than a thick dark special.

You give her a that gift that never disappoints, and you can give yourself the pleasure of my company with one of our caller specials. Get more bang for your buck. I would love to help you turn your wife into a black cock slut, or a black cock breeding whore. Maybe even turn you into one too, or get you off by telling you in graphic detail how you don’t measure up! She gets a dark special and you get a caller special. Merry Christmas for everyone!

Early Morning Special Delivery

You know what I love most about the holiday season? Cute, well hung delivery men! There was a knock on the door this morning. Actually, I was expecting my stepson, so I answered in a sexy Santa’s helper outfit. Turned out it was a special delivery. Well, it was a special package for sure. He was very handsome. Close to my age too. As I was signing for my package, I made sure to check out his package. It was bulging in his dockers. But not for much longer, I had to release it.

I love cocksucking. Some think I have a very strong oral fixation. I unzipped his pants, and took his cock deep in my mouth. I love giving a good deep throat blowjob. I tilted my head my head backwards as he stood in front on me.  His hands were on my big boobs squeezing them as I took every inch of his hard shaft in my mouth. I was so wet sucking his dick. Many men my age have trouble getting hard, but not my delivery guy. His package was as hard as it gets.

He was married, and wasn’t sure about fucking me. I told him I had to have his cock. In a rare moment I even begged for it. Of course he caved. Look at me? My curvy, juicy body is too hot to resist.  I got his cock in my cunt. I always get what I want. He fucked me like the Energizer bunny. My pussy was purring too. Once I get a taste for cock in my mouth, I have to have it in my cunt. I can never just suck a cock without getting fucked afterwards.  Cocksucking is all the foreplay I need  sometimes. Always gets my MILF cunt dripping wet!

Snowstorm Slut

You just never know how a day is going to turn out!  It started snowing so hard on my way home yesterday.  I just knew I was going to get stuck in it!  Stuck stuck stuck!  I was still pretty far from town when I slid off the road and got stuck in that ditch!  Now what!?
I stayed in my car for a little while trying to get my cell phone to work.  It wouldn’t.  I am so bad about keeping that thing charged because I am always watching porn on it.  I can’t help it!  I love watching porn.  It makes my nipples hard just thinking about it.
I saw a truck pull off to the side of the road so I stepped out of my car.   I needed help if I wanted to get back to town.  It was one of my neighbor boys. We had never spoken before.  I recognized his truck.  I have to admit, I have had very dirty thoughts about him in the past.  This seemed like a perfect time to make those thoughts cum true.
“You need a lift?” he asked.  “Sure,” I said as if I didn’t care either way.  I got into his truck.  He put his hand on his stick shift.  I put my hand on his, looked into his eyes and with a begging look, told him to leave it in park.  “Is there anything I can do to repay you?” I asked while rubbing my titties against him.  He said nothing but put his hands on my big titties and started playing with them.  I fucking loved it! I was so fucking wet!
I unbuttoned his jeans and grabbed his cock while he played with my titties.  Mmm.  I started licking and sucking his hot cock as if I hadn’t eaten in days. It felt that way. I could have sucked him off, but I stopped. I slipped his cock between my titties and he rocked back and forth between them.  He had his hands on them…pushing them closer…making it tighter.  He blew his load so hard, I could feel his hot cum shoot all over my big titties and my face.
“I’ll take that ride now,” I said with a wink.

Excuses

Sometimes I have to make up the CRAZIEST stories just so I can run over to my daughter’s house! I say things like my water heater is broken or my heater went out! Any excuse at all to see my grand youngins! Those perfect little pussies DRIVES me CRAZY! And of course there is Andrew. His tiny little cocklet is made for me to suck! I don’t NEED an excuse to suck and fuck my darling little grand youngins. I know by how excited they are to see me that they would LOVE any dates I set up! I just love to surprise them! They light up like a Christmas tree! It is so damn cute! And I have “popped” in every day this week. I am training my little Andrew. Now when I walk in the room his little cocklet jumps to attention for me! The next step is to start sharing my little angles with some of granny’s friends! I cant wait to show off everything I have taught them!

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Bra Shopping

I was at Victoria Secret getting fitted for a bra. At many lingerie specialty stores you can get a bra tailor made to fit you. The sales lady was really hot too. We were in a fitting room together and when I saw her reaction to my natural big breasts, I got turned on. She cupped each breast, lifted them up, caressing them to get the tape measure under my rib cage. She told me my breast were lovely.  She added it was refreshing to feel real ones.

I did something impulsive and kissed her. Not sure what made me do that. I consider myself straight, but she was wicked hot and I was just so turned on by the way she handled my boobs. She kissed back. She slid down my body, sucking on each tit, and finding a place for her finger in my pussy. It was soaking wet. She fingered me to an intense orgasm, then sucked her fingers dry of my juice. I pushed her against the three way window, got down on my knees and pulled her panties to the side so I could lick her juicy slit. She was as wet as I was. She got so turned on, her long legs  braced again the wall of the fitting room. I put my hands on her ass and pushed her cunt into my face. Before long she was shaking and trembling from her intense cum.

We walked out of the dressing room with sheepish grins on our faces, smelling of pussy. I wondered if people knew. I didn’t really care if they did, but it was hot thinking they might. I got some new sexy lingerie, got fitted for a bra, ate a pretty pussy and got finger banged. My kind of shopping trip.

Black Friday Fun

 

I love the BLACK Friday sales. All the mommies run to the store. They leave there precious little sluts home all alone. Unprotected and just waiting for me. I have to put a lot of work into finding just the right whore. I cozy up with her mother to find out when she is leaving the house. I make sure that no one else but my prey home. Friday was better than most years. This bitch Monica who lives a few streets over. I have seen her little slut, Michelle, around the neighborhood. Michelle babysits for some of my neighbors. Monica was bragging about all the stores she was gonna hit. Leaving the house at 4 am. She even let it slip she has a hide a key under a plant on her stoop. It was so easy to slip in her house. It was like she was begging me to break in! I slipped right in. And went straight to Michelle’s room. She was sleeping so soundly! She never even woke up when I used the chloroform! I took her straight out to my cabin. Stripped her down and tied her up… Now I am just waiting for her to wake up. What ever shall I do with this young piece of meat?

 

I know you are watching

Winter time is such a hard time to be alone.

I see you there in my window.

I hope you are liking what you see.

My peeping-tom..

I don’t feel so alone when you are with me.

I find my self being more aroused knowing you are there some where out there standing in my window at night watching me rub my pussy.

I am so wet thinking about you rubbing your cock watching me pinch my nipples, suck on my fingers, slap my pussy and finger fucking myself.

If only you knew how bad I want you to fuck my mouth as my head hangs off the couch.

I want you to shove your cock so far down my throat I am gagging and can’t breath.

I want you to slide your cock into my pussy nice and slow at first, then I want you to push my face into the mattress and fuck me as hard as you could.

I want you to fuck and stretch out my holes!

I know you watch me.

I don’t care.

Why not come inside and be warm and watch me fuck myself?

Maybe you could give me a hand baby.

I know you want to lick my body up and down.

Come in baby..

I want you to know I watch you too.  

Such a Tease..

I fuck with a passion. I love to fuck. I have those men who whisper in my ear at the clubs and at the bars telling me they want to take me up to their rooms and make love to me. Sweetie, I am the best damn fuck you will never have. I like to play with these men who think they can make me cum harder than my toys. This one guy I came up to me at the pool. I was relaxing and enjoying the sun and my drink when he just shows up blocking my sun. He just wouldn’t stop. He told me he could make me cum 8 ways. I was interested but I knew better. 

I took him to my room, where I had him lay down on the bed. I tied his hands to the head board, and made sure he was real comfy. I turned on my favorite songs to fuck to and grabbed my big cock out of my suit case. I down in the chair in front of him and told him that he would never have anyone else like me so he needed to really watch me. 

I started to suck on my dildo like I would if it was his cock. I fucked my own mouth like it was a porn start mouth fucking one of his slutty costars. This nerd was so hard just by watching me get my dildo wet. What a sad little man. I laid back and started rubbing the tip of the big fake cock on my clit and pushing it in and out of my tight pussy. 

I watched him struggle as his cock got harder and harder as I fucked myself. Watching him like that made me cum even harder. When I finally made myself cum, I got up on the bed and got on top of him. He had a full view of my ass against his rock hard cock. I had no plans on ever fucking him, but I did want to make him cum. I rubbed his cock against my ass through his shorts until he came hard. 

I loved teasing him. I loved that I made him cum with out him even being inside of me. I’m sure he was like most men and wouldn’t be able to handle my pussy. They usually cum after a few times of being inside of me. Like I said I like to fuck, making love it for weak women. 

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Fat is Where It’s At

Do you enjoy BBW phone sex? Chubby chasers are growing in number and I am a chubby chaser’s wet dream. I mean look at me? I am a full figured beauty who loves to fuck and suck. I rock my curves. When I was younger the mean girls and boys use to call me a fat pig. But, who is laughing now? I’m the goddess on the Internet making top dollar off my smoking body. I get to eat what I want, fuck who I want and make money doing the two things I enjoy most in this word. Screw the skinny bitches who starve themselves for a man. Fat is where it’s at. I get all the cock I could ever want and I am never cranky because I’m starving. And guys, you want to fuck a girl who eats. A full figured girl with a full belly will have more energy than the Energizer Bunny. I can fuck all night long. Check out my fellow hot plumpers at our new site designed specifically for you chubby chasers!

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