Mommy phone sex fills my days. Mommy sex fills my nights. My sons will return to high school soon. How did the summer go by so fast? Oh yeah. I was high most of it. My oldest son drives now. That blows my mind. I partied too much last night. No surprise there, right? I felt hungover. Perhaps I drank too much. My husband and I went to a party. I do not do social events well. Maybe it is social anxiety. I am not a social butterfly. But in between the lines of coke in the bathroom, I did Tequila shots too. My husband cautioned me to slow down. But did I listen? Nope.
I passed out as soon as we came home. My husband put me to bed. However, when I woke up he was nowhere to be found. This drugs phone sex mommy needed some Tylenol and Gatorade. Even though my oldest son came to my rescue, I had to blow him first. Before he could drive to the store, I had to take care of that morning wood. Never a problem for me. I can suck the chrome off a doorknob hungover.
Dirty Mommy Blair
Once my son came down my throat, he took the car keys and left. My youngest son woke up and wanted attention too. In a few weeks, we will only have mornings like this on the weekends. Of course, I will not be hungover. High, yes. Hungover, not so much. Not a big drinker. Clearly, I cannot handle my booze. My baby boy fucked my ass. He told me he was in an ass mood. I just laid there and let him do his business. He plowed my ass. It seemed like forever. Perhaps that was because I was hungover, LOL.
By the time my eldest came home, he was hard again. I am a a pro mommy whore. I popped some Tylenol, chugged the Gatorade, did a line of coke and let my boys tag team me. Although this phone sex mommy had a hangover, it did not stop her from taking care of her horny sons.
