I don’t usually go slumming in the clubs to find myself a dick to fuck but this past weekend I was bored and had nothing better to do. I was looking perfect as always and when I walked through the door I swear every head turned towards me, I could feel their desire but I wasn’t going to go home with just anyone. He had to be perfect, I wanted a tall sexy manly man with a huge dick and I wasn’t going to settle for less. That’s when I saw him, he was perfect! Tall and handsome and he seemed to be so manly, I just knew he was going to be an amazing fuck so I took him by the hand and led him out of the club without saying a word. Everything was so perfect until we got back to my place and he pulled down his pants to reveal a tiny dick under pink lacy panties. Here I was expecting to get fucked by a real man and I accidentally brought home a fucking worthless sissy! There was absolutely no way I was going to let him fuck me with that tiny cock, instead I slapped him across the face for misrepresenting himself and made him bend over like a bitch in heat. I grabbed my heaviest paddle and beat his ass until it was cherry red and then I pulled out my biggest strap on cock. I fucked that lying wannabe man until his asshole was gaped wide open and he was begging me to allow him to cum. I didn’t give him permission of course, if I wasn’t going to get off neither was he!
Tag: Strap-on Phone Sex
Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow
It isn’t so bad getting snowed in when you have a sweet and plump pussy to keep you warm. We kept each other warm in the bedroom until the lights went out and then we lite a fire and enjoyed it’s warm glow while we held each other and enjoyed being snowed in . We joke about how we have everything we need, a strap on, some lube and if we run out of food our pussy juice has plenty of protein to keep us going till we can get out. We kept ourselves busy playing sex games and fucking each other. We made up several naughty versions of Christmas Carols but my favorite was the one we sang to the tune of Let It Snow…..
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the sex is so delightful
And since we’ve no place to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!!
Oh, it doesn’t show signs of stowing
By the fire my strap on is glowing
The lube is ready to go
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
Being snowed in isn’t all that bad when you are snowed in when you have a naughty neighbor that is snowed in with you!
Bend over bitchboy!
I’m feeling so mean tonight. You want to know why? I wrote out your complete perfect fantasy for you to sit at your computers and stroke your tiny little cock only for it to delete itself. I was doing that for you, so you know what that means right? Someone has to be punished and who is better to punish than my little sissy boys hiding their fantasies from everyone but me? It’s the holiday season and I know what that means; you’re having an especially hard time dealing with all that family down your throat all the time. You just want to get away, put on the pretty dress and silky panties and get fucked in the ass by my biggest strap on. That’s almost everything I have planned for you today, but wait there’s more! You get the ultimate sissy boy experience; I will do all the things you’ve imagined over and over again. You can wear my short slutty dress, and I’ll take the panties I am wearing right now off and let you wear them. Now, now, don’t cum yet my little faggot. I am going to shave you smooth like a girl now, just like you want. Look at you, so pretty! We’re almost there. Now it’s time to take that sissy boy virginity and what better way than with my 14 inch strap on? You love to act like you hate having your ass pounded and ripped apart, but we both know you love taking every inch of this cock. You’re already getting wet with your itty bitty dick. I know you want to cum, but you can’t till you take all 14 inches and tell me how much you love to be fucked in the ass. Not till you scream what a pathetic little sissy boy you are and beg me to let you wet that tiny little thing you call a cock. Mmm, that’s right good girl.
My Naughty Crush
I don’t give a crap about politics. But when I see “Ready for Hillary” signs, all I can think of is hell yes I am ready for a strong dominant bitch to own me. She may not be conventionally pretty, but I find her hot. Smart, sassy, educated and a ball buster. She can be my Mistress anytime. I have this fantasy about her that gets my cunt super wet. I picture Hillary wearing a strap-on and taking total control over me. You know she made Bill her bitch. I’m not a lesbian, but Hillary is pretty manly and I have no doubt she would be a stern master. I want to be her slave. Wear a dog collar that says “Hillary’s Pet” and everything. I want to be down on all fours worshiping her ass. Licking it, giving her a rim job, fingering her cunt until she cums all over my face. I want her to face sit on me for hours, smothering me with her wet hairy snatch. And once she creams on me again, she throws me over her knees, spanks me until my ass is bright red. But the best part, the hottest part of my fantasy is when she bends me over and fucks my ass so hard with her strap on I am screaming for mercy.
I love a strong dominate bitch. I am submissive to both genders. My son will always be my primary Master. But, am I ready for Hillary? You bet. I am ready for her to fuck my ass and make me her bitch. I’m ready for you too.
Virgin Phone Sex
Virgin Phone Sex brings me some of my greatest orgasms. Lately, I have been having intense cravings for the incomparable taste of virgin pussies and assholes. Nothing can compare to breaking open fresh, little, wet holes (for the first time). I like compliance and a willing and controlled fuck. So, for those reasons, I sedate my prey, and take them into my dungeon ( prior to having fun with them). After all, when they are relaxed, it is easier to get into their little holes; hence, it becomes a more sensual experience.
I love to gently kiss their soft lips as I push deeply within their tight, pure holes. I love to lick and suck on their skin as I create an intense rhythm; holding their hips and pushing my strapon cock deep inside of their secret tunnels. I tend to enjoy using a strapon that ejaculates, as I will shoot hot cum deep inside of their tiny, fresh, pure holes (letting them feel hot cum inside of them and watching it seep out of their swollen holes). I crave being in control. My pussy drips profusely as I skillfully manipulate their inexperienced bodies. Looking up at them and seeing the dazed look in their eyes (as I deflower them), causes me to have the most intense orgasms. I love encouraging them to suck my dick; forcing them to suck me with their unskilled mouths; releasing hot streams of cum down their throats. At times, I can be gentle and this side of me is displayed when I fuck virgins.
A Dead Fuck is the Best Fuck; I Always Say…
Theorists think that they have me, and those like me, all figured out referring to us in the following manner (based upon case studies): “these individuals reported the desire to possess an unresisting and unrejecting partner (68%), reunions with a romantic partner (21%), sexual attraction to corpses (15%), comfort or overcoming feelings of isolation (15%), or seeking self-esteem by expressing power over a homicide victim (12%).” For me, complete possession involves my taking your life in the most sadistic fashion, imaginable. After which, taking ownership (apparently I do fit into one of their cookie-cutter categories (sinister laugh)). I don my 8 inch strap-on, lubricate the shaft, lay on top of you and enter you. I close your lifeless eyelids. Your limp corpse is still warm, pleasurable. I am controlling you completely. My nipples harden, my pussy blazes like fire. Your hole is relaxed, receiving me, welcoming my intense thrusts. I feel a connection with you now that we never had before. We are now communicating clearly (sinister laugh). This ‘mind fuck’ is making me moan with such pleasure. I cum hard as I kiss your lips. Necrophilia phone sex fantasies are running through my mind….
I return to your corpse 2 days later. Your head is propped up on your favorite pillow. I have taken pictures of my handy-work. I want to always remember you like this. I must take ownership of your corpse again. I put on my strap-on and enter you again. Your body has hardened: rigor mortis has taken place. I jerked and stroked your cock over the past couple of days, and now it is in its final resting state (sinister laugh); all 9inches of your cock is stiff. Upon reaching my orgasm, I remove the strap-on and crawl on top of your stiff cock and I insert it inside of my hungry asshole. I use the dong that I had inside of your anal cunt and massage my clit with it. In my heightened state of arousal, my juices are released. I cum on the dildo and smear it all over your face and fuck your throat with it. Now you are such a submissive cock whore (sinister laugh).
Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun
Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!
My Fuckalicious Mistress
I met a mistress in the sex toy shop this weekend. I didn’t know she was a mistress at first. Her large, pale breasts oozing out of her corset is what caught my eye. I wanted to know where she purchased the bedazzled contraption that fit so well. When I approached her, she gave me an icy stare. I immediately apologized for bothering her, suddenly feeling very sheepish and low. As I walked away, I was amazed at how one simple glance had zapped my confidence, and I felt my nipples harden at the thought of her intimidating and controlling me. I went, back over to her, and hurriedly asked if she was a mistress. She looked down at me – though we are the same height – and asked me why I thought I was worthy enough to speak to her. That was a yes. I changed my approach. I addressed her as Mistress Ginger, which made her smile, and asked if she would please allow me to serve her. She said she liked my tits, and we exchanged information.
She wasted no time, and called me a few hours later. I gave her my address, and she came over and dominated the hell out of me for hours, with her big, white strap-on! I get to serve her again tomorrow!
Strap-on phone sex
I ordered a new toy the other day and it is finally here! I know you’re all on the edge of your seats now, just dying of curiosity wondering what I bought right? Don’t worry pets, just sit back and relax and let me tell you all about it. It has soft black straps that fasten around me and the part that sits right on top of my clit vibrates for my pleasure and attached to that is a big pink dildo. This thing is HUGE! It is at least three inches wide and twelve inches long and I can not wait to break this thing in on one of your tender little asses! So which one of my pets is going to be brave enough to take this huge rubber cock? Are any of you ready for your ass to be gaped wider than it ever has before? I certainly hope you are not all too wimpy and too scared to please me this way. Of course it really doesn’t matter what you pathetic little sissyboy losers want anyway, if I want to use this toy on your tight little fuckhole I will use it and you will thank me for the privilege!
Hardcore Anal Fucking
My kitty gets so wet when I’m in pain. I know it pleases my Master to see me crying, begging for it to stop. The best kind of pain is when my tight little asshole is stretched all fucking day long. That’s right, a 24 hour hardcore anal marathon. No little dicks allowed here, and nothing more then just a drop of lube. I took the first thick, black dick slamming into my tight hole with just a few whimpers. By the third BBC I was weeping. Eventually I was on all fours, my round ass up in the air and my asshole stretched and dripping with cockjuice. I thought I was done. I knew my Master had already been pleased, watching these huge, black cocks destroy my tight little asshole. Then, I heard a girl’s voice. My Master’s younger sister had cum in the room. Suddenly, I felt her gentle, small hands grip a fistful of my hair and yank my head back. She thrust in the BIGGEST strap-on-cock I’ve ever felt deep into my anal cavity. I screamed out loud. The pain had my pink pussy dripping all over the place, and she started to rub my swollen clit. With one more final thrust in my ass sending waves of pain throughout my body, she took her whole fist and shoved it deep into my soaking wet pussy.