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Vote Yes – Get Blown

Its election time and I really wanted the vote to sway for a dirty politician I fuck now and again. I knew I had to do my part to get down to the polls and make shit happen, because he buys me nice gifts with his fatass salary. I knew all the old conservative geezers would be there trying to vote no against him because he has a naughty reputation, but I have a plan! I put on some hot red high heels, to be patriotic 😉 , grabbed a flag, and headed for the library where most of the old folks would be. Sure enough when I arrived, they were lined up out the door, just waiting for their chance to vote against my naughty political man.

Before I got out of my car, I took my clothes off, wrapped myself in the flag, and then walked up to the line. The flag barely covered me, but judging from the old mens’ cocks getting hard in their pants, it wasn’t an issue. I started greeting everyone in the line, and announced that anyone who voted yes once inside would get a free blow job from me on the way out! Well, the old guys started groping at me and telling me how beautiful I am, and said they would all vote for my favorite.

I did as I promised and waited outside the doors for each of them to come out. As they did, I took their old wrinkled cocks out of their pants and stuck them in my mouth and sucked them off. I could tell it had been decades for some of the poor old farts, and they came like crazy. They all told me they voted yes for the sleezy guy, and they all got their sweet reward. In fact, the line waiting for my blow jobs became just as long as the line waiting to vote! I feel like such a good whore – doing my part for society – now get down here and vote yes!!

My Naughty Crush

I don’t give a crap about politics. But when I see “Ready for Hillary” signs, all I can think of is hell yes I am ready for a strong dominant bitch to own me. She may not be conventionally pretty, but I find her hot. Smart, sassy, educated and a ball buster. She can be my Mistress anytime. I have this fantasy about her that gets my cunt super wet.  I picture Hillary wearing a strap-on and taking total control over me. You know she made Bill her bitch.  I’m not a lesbian, but Hillary is pretty manly and I have no doubt she would be a stern master. I want to be her slave. Wear a dog collar that says “Hillary’s Pet” and everything.  I want to be down on all fours worshiping her ass. Licking it, giving her a rim job, fingering her cunt until she cums all over my face. I want her to face sit on me for hours, smothering me with her wet hairy snatch. And once she creams on me again, she throws me over her knees, spanks me until my ass is bright red. But the best part, the hottest part of my fantasy is when she bends me over and fucks my ass so hard with her strap on I am screaming for mercy.

I love a strong dominate bitch. I am submissive  to both genders. My son will always be my primary Master. But,  am I ready for Hillary? You bet. I am ready for her to fuck my ass and make me her bitch. I’m ready for you too.

The Night HE Cums Home!

I’ll admit, I am one of those creepy girls that have a “thing” for the masked killers from classic slasher movies like Halloween and Friday the 13th!  Weird!  I know!  I have never told anyone that when I was watching movies around this time of year, back in the day, it use to get my little pussy so wet to see Michael Myer’s dead eyed William Shatner mask as he would chase all of those hot, slutty school girls.  Later on I would lay in bed, playing with myself (all buzzed and sticky from the left over Trick or Treat candy) and thinking of a rough three way with Jason and Michael.
In my sick and twisted young brain I imagined being held down by the hockey masked killer, Jason Voorhees, while Michael Meyers starts ripping my clothes off while squeezing my little pink puffy nipples.  Michael puts his hand over my mouth to keep me from screaming in terror (pleasure) as he starts to slide the handle of a machete up and down my exposed pussy, before he shoves it painfully inside, making me cum so hard.  They can’t tell if my struggles are to get away or riding out the throws of my orgasm.
My fantasy ends with me being forced down on my knees to take both of the famous mass murders’ thick, dripping erections into my mouth at the same time, fish hooking me with their fingers to make room for all of that cock.  Both of them cum all over my tear and costumed make- up streaked face, leaving me barely alive to tell the tale of my happy violation.

Happy Plush Animals Lovers Day

Today is Plush Animal Lover’s Day. This is a day of celebration that is held every year to show your favorite stuffed toy some extra special love and appreciation. As a younger girl, I was very fond of my stuffed animals, overly fond of them actually. I showed them a lot of love. I had this one life sized plush camel that got shown the most love. I would ride that thing like a horse. I’d get on top of it naked and grind my pretty little bald beaver in between his humps, creaming all over its fur.  I still have Mr. Humps too. I brought him out today to reconnect. I’m a lot bigger now, and my pussy is no longer bald, but I did show him “some extra special love and appreciation” in honor of this special day.

Now, instead of fitting in between his humps, I can actually fuck one of his humps. I didn’t want them to get jealous, so I made sure I inserted each of Mr. Humps’ hump into my pussy and grinded away until I exploded. I was lost in the memories of frottage with my stuffed animals when my stepson said my name. I looked up to see him jacking his cock. Before I could take care of him, he shot his load across the room right in Mr. Humps’ mouth. Nothing shows extra special love and appreciation than a creamy facial! When I told him about Plush Animal Lover’s Day and all the fun I had rubbing my little bald cunnie all over  my stuffed animals, he went into his room and pulled out the  few he had and instructed me to give them some love too. He enjoyed watching me rub them all over my cunt. I told him now his stuffed animals would always smell like me.

The original origins of this day’s creation are vague, but it seems to be based in some unconfirmed Urban Legend.  A  teddy bear collector came up with the idea of a Teddy Bears Picnic Day in the late eighties. Rumor has it that other stuffed animals became jealous that Teddy Bears had their own celebration and demanded a special day all of their own! And now, we have Plush Animal Lovers Day. So today, I have been celebrating with Mr. Humps, my stepson and his stuffed animals. Don’t knock it till you try it. Feels good to rub your pussy all over a stuffed animal.  Something hot about that friction!

Your little fuck toy

You wrapped your hand around my throat as you stuck two fingers deep inside my dripping wet cunt. Before you rolled me onto my stomach you had to make sure my tight pussy was stretched out enough for your massive throbbing cock. You demanded I lift my little ass in the air but kept my head down in the pillows. I did as I was told, I always obey my master like a very good girl. The reward for my good behavior was feeling your stiff head pressing into my swollen clit. I begged for you to fuck me, you quickly reminded me with a few slaps that you get decide when and if I get fucked.
God I wanted your cock so bad, all ever think about is sucking every last drop of cum from it. You pushed your sexy prick deep inside me just in time, I didn’t think I could handle more teasing. You had to place your hand firmly over my mouth to muffle all my screams. They got even louder as you fucked me harder and deeper until I felt your sticky cum coat my insides. I enjoyed every minute of it, I want nothing more than to be your little fuck toy. It’s the only thing that gives my life meaning.

Tranny Makes White Cock Cum

Can a bitch have her cake and eat it too?  Especially if it is one of those naughty cakes in the shape of Florida, lol.  But yes, I have the best of both of both worlds.  I love being a tranny and I’m packing 9 inches of hard black steel in these pants.

These dogs travel in packs and love to fuck from the back, but the love some hard black steel doggie style long and strong and I love to get rough friction on
My favorite place to go to is the Adult Mart.  I love to go into the video booths and be seen through the double sided glass panels when other guys are seen jacking off in the video portals to hardcore porn.

I pick a booth that has another person occupied in the next panel window, He is very excited as he see me with my tight skinny jeans on and my high heels on, him maybe believing that I am a woman maybe or maybe not.   I ignore him as he still watches me through the window and I put the change in the box the movie starts and I watch for a few minutes.

The white guy watching me is exposing his cock and rubbing it to get a response out of me. Boy am I enjoying his big white shaft going in and out of his sweaty hand waiting to explode.  I rub my nipples and breasts through my top and slowly pull up my shirt I put my nipples in my mouth and suck on them as he watches he is definitely turned on now.

I stand up in a feverish moment and I press both of my breasts up against the cold glass to give him a better view and he attempted to put his face and mouth on the glass.  I’m having fun with this motherfucker now.
I look and see beneath me a glory hole in the wall, I tell him to put his white cock through the hole so I can pleasure him in all ways possible.  He put his hard member in the hole and I then proceeded to suck his sick ass through the other side of the wall.  His nice hard cock feels so good down my throat as I deep throat him as much as I can.  Soon he gets so excited with this nasty twisted experience and he cums a large, greasy load in my mouth.

We suddenly draw a nice crowd of hot horny bisexual men looking for an ass to crack open or a big black cock to suck.  They want to experience the black dick for the first time, that’s for sure.

I was grabbed from behind and feel a nice hard stiffy and groped to my firm tits.  I turn around and I suck this nice burly guys cock all the way down to his balls.  I take off my tight jeans and to everyone’s surprise my huge cock is standing straight up.
The guy from the window next door that I was pleasing with my mouth and tongue had to come over to experience this black dick.

I got very dominate and I told these motherfuckers to line up and strip down and show me what they got a few of them had small cocks, but I will be the one raping and stretching their asses out.  “Turn around pale assed perverts!”  I spit on his tight asshole and punished him by putting my Hot Rod deeper and deeper in his ass while I finger the other as he kneels on his hands and knees as the whore he is.  I kept saying over and over again, “Do you like this big black dick white boy up your ass!” they cried, “Yes.” “Tell me how much do you fucking like it, and stop crying bitches!”  “Oh very much Mistress Mika!”   “I’m gonna make that white cock cum do you understand!”  As I spank their little sissy asses.  I told them to lick this guys ass so he is ready for me because he will be next.
Their hard wet tongues darted in and out of his ass as he was forced to bend over on the hard cold floor and take the abuse as the two dogs moaned and groaned in excitement.

I finished up and gave one of the guys a nice juicy cum filled enema for him to enjoy as I get started on the white ass he licked.  But before I could get started I told him to suck my cock clean to get his body juices off of my cock before I please someone else.  I told him how to clean the “Royal Black Penis” is to suck it all the way down to my balls and to put both of my balls in his mouth at the same time to clean them in all humiliation.

The other pervert wants it as bad as I gave it to the other two.  I tore open his tight ass as I put his legs up over my shoulders and drilled into him the way I done to the previous guys.  This time I leaned into his chest and take him very deep until he moans more and more for my dick.  I finish up and spray my white cream all over his dry and thirsty body.

This was a great time to spend at the peep booth this weekend.  I’m sure I will be sought after today and every weekend. I will pop up when I can but for now I will think about it.  Maybe I will cum again soon.

National Housewife Day – No Husbands Allowed!

One of my girl friends, Susan, called me up and she was mad. I asked her what was wrong, and she said that her stupid husband didn’t even care that it was National Housewife’s Day, and he said he would be working late! That bastard – he should have got her flowers and took her to dinner – she works really hard to take care of his house while he is at work. She said that Natalie’s husband (also a prick in my opinion) is playing the same shit. She said they were both feeling unappreciated, and confessed that she was just hoping for at least some good sex. She said it had been forever.

Well, that was my cue to step in and fix everything! Fuck those guys if they didn’t want to please their women on this special day, so I decided to give them what they really needed. I toild them to come over right away and we will have a blast celebrating without those guys. I told them I invited you over too, and told them how big your cock was, and that it would be plenty enough to get the three of us off! They arrived and I got the martinis flowing. While we are waiting for you, we decided to get naked and get our pussies nice and wet so we are prepared for that cock of yours!

We are naked, horny as fuck, and kissing and licking each other all over my house. Susan has a sweet little pink pussy like mine and Natalie has the best tits – I know you will have a blast fucking these horny housewives that I have gathered for you, baby. Mmmmmm sweet sweet lonely pussy is the best kind, so hurry up and get here so the party can really get started! The housewives are waiting!

The Good Old Days

Some of my fondest memories are of sitting around our old black and white TV and watching shows as a family. You wouldn’t think that that was kinky in any way but I have always been a naughty girl and I could make everything we did into a special kind of kinky just for me. My pussy is getting wet just thinking about sharing this with you so I hope you like it as much as I did when I was younger and still do now. Sit back while I caress this hot, wet pussy and tell you all about it. My two favorite shows were I Dream of Jeanie and Bewitched. I would go in my room at night and close the door. Reaching my hand into my panties and stroking my kitty cat I would imagine all that I could do with the the powers that these two beautiful blonde babes had. Jeanie’s skimpy little two piece outfit made me want to lick her from head to toe every time the show came on. But I would fantasize how I could turn any man into the man of my dreams. Blinking my eyes or twitching my nose and making him the perfect pussy eating machine. Or giving him a huge dick on his chin so he could fuck my hole while sucking my clit. Making him know just how to suck these huge tits of mine, just when to lick, when to suck, when to nibble and just how hard or soft to make me cum without his cock inside me. The fantasies I created in my room would make me cum so hard it was hard not to cry out with my parents in the next room. To this day I wish I had the power that Jeanie and Samantha had to make men my very own dream lovers. Sensual domination and he would never even know what was happening to him! What a fantasy!

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda

One of the perks of being a full figured beauty, is having natural full figured boobies. They are such an asset to my life. Like the silver lining in not being a size 6. But honestly, I don’t care about being skinny. I rock my body and my curves. This morning, for example, I may have lost sight of how fast I was going as I was jamming out to some Tom Petty on the radio. Next thing I know, I see sirens in my rear view window. Oops me bad. Officer Hottie asks me if I know how fast I was going.

Why do they always ask that? If I knew that, you wouldn’t have pulled me over. I smile and apologize, but it is clear he is intent on writing that ticket, so I take off my jacket, revealing ample cleavage and I sigh. The sigh makes my boobs heave and always get the right kind of attention. Officer Hottie took off his sunglasses, always a good sign, and looked straight at my chest. I did the little subtle, shirt tug so a boob popped out.

I could see the outline of his fat cock through his pants. I looked at him and said, “Maybe I can help you and you help me?” I then unzipped his pants, releasing his trouser snake and sucked him off.  I even put it in between my big tits and let him cum on my face. Worth it to get out of $150 a reckless driving charge plus the points on my license. I have no shame. If I can use my boobs to my advantage, why not, right?

Master Knows Breast

When I was just a wee girl, I would sit on the couch with my parents and watch classic TV shows like “Father Knows Best.” It was such a wholesome family show. My mom was clueless about what my daddy would do to me after he tucked me into bed. He always slithered back into my room after she was asleep and said it was time to play a little game; a special game just between him and me. His game was called “Father Knows Breast.” He would suck on my titties. They were smaller then, but he loved to play with them.  He did all sorts of things to my breasts at night. He would tie them up; put nipple clamps on them; pour hot wax over them; put his cigarette out on my nipples; bite them; cover them in melted chocolate for a special midnight snack; spank them; squeeze them… There was nothing off limits in his game of Father Knows Breast. My breasts were his to do with as he saw fit.

His favorite thing to do of course was to fuck them. He would climb on top of me at night, push them together, and put his big daddy dick in between them until he shot a load of thick jizz all over them.  He would call me a dirty whore and a cock tease, then sneak back into bed with mommy. My boobs, my body belonged to daddy. They still do. He was my first master. Now, I have way bigger boobs and I love them to be mutilated and tortured in a game I call Master Knows Breast. Would you like to play?