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GILF Phone Sex with Star: I’ve Been Twat Blocked

So today, I was talking with a younger guy I was trying to pick up. He actually told me that MILFS are yesterday’s news. All the rage today is a GLIF: a grandmother I’d love to fuck. I was like, what the fuck? Why would you want some old bitch when you could have me? I’m in my sexual prime and fucking gorgeous. He said GILFS are like a fine wine, they just get better with age. I then said, what is so special about your GILF? He began telling me all about granny Star who he has been banging for years. He went on and on about the joys of being with her. Not gonna lie, my ego took a beating. Let me see if I can remember a few of the million reasons he prefers this old bitch to me.

  • You can’t get her pregnant, so he can bare back her pussy and ass!
  • She’s been sucking cock longer than he has been alive.
  • She has her own money, so she spoils him and picks up the tab. This saves his money for beer.
  • She doesn’t want a relationship.
  • The only game she plays is strip poker.
  • She’s a sure thing.
  • She has taught him things with her decades of sexual experience.
  • She has her own life so she doesn’t need his constant attention.
  • She lets him cum on her tits and face and doesn’t find it degrading.
  • She is confident so they fuck with the lights on and have threesomes.
  • She has no taboos about the ass.
  • Years of yoga has made her very flexible. She can fuck in any position.
  • She is discreet. Happy to be his dirty little secret.
  • She swallows.
  • Age has taught her not to have any hang-ups so she never says no.
  • She grew up in the glory days of porn, so she’ll watch with him and get off too.
  • She only fucks for sexual pleasure, so no need to snuggle or spoon with her or stay the night.
  • She fucks and plays with his ass and knows that doesn’t make him a fag.
  • She understands a thong does not equal lingerie. She has all sorts of sexy outfits for him too to peel off her rock hard body.
  • All she needs to be happy is a hard cock that works. She could care less about size.
  • She doesn’t care about his job or his education level.
  • She doesn’t have a husband.
  • She lets him play with her granddaughters.

Guess older is better. Got to step up my game, because her milkshake brings all the cocks to the block. Wonder if she eats pussy?

Afternoon Delight

It has been a long time since I have visited my Italian Stallion and it is long over due. With my best friend in town we derided to go back to our college days when we would pick a guy and double team him. They never knew it was cumming and by the time we were done they didn’t resist anyway. We always had loads of fun playing this game and this time it would be better because we have way more tricks up our sleeves now! We put on dresses that button down the front with absolutely nothing on under them and gave Tony a call. We told him we were cumming to get him for lunch, our treat (in more ways then one, but he didn’t know that, yet) He was happy to see me as always and I could see that twinkle in his eye when I introduced him to my girlfriend. We took him to a dimly lit cafe and got a corner booth, putting him between us. Reaching under the table at the same time our hands found his cock and he gasped and jumped at the surprise. We each grabbed a hand and led it to our wet pussies under the table, now exposed because we unbuttoned a few buttons on the bottom of our dresses. As we waited for out lunch we had our afternoon delight, our appetizer so to speak. Tony went back to work happy and we went home and played until dinner.

Checking out Granny Rose

I had my annual today. The doctor asked me so many question. He was very interested in my sexual exploits. How many sexual partners have I had this year. Lets see. Well over 200. How many this month. Around 30 give or take a few cocks. I could see the bulged growing in his pants so I decided to have a little fun with him. Doc Dan has always been fun. I told him I wasn’t counting blow job. And I do love to suck a good cock! Did he want to know how many cocks I have sucked? Or how many loads I have swallowed. I left him speechless. So I slid my hand out to stroke his hard cock. When I asked if he would rather I showed him. I heard his little moan as I pulled his cock out and swallowed down that big mushroom head! I had to grab his hips and pull his fat dick all the way in my mouth. It didn’t take much to get him to fuck my face! His hard cock was ramming so far down my throat. I reached up and grabbed his full tight balls. I heard him moan so loud as I slipped his dick out of my mouth and let him shoot his load all over my big beautiful tits. Best check up I have had in a long time!

Gilf and Proud of it!

Gilf is more than a word… Its a life style! I love being a Grandmother. I am proud of all my years learning EVERYTHING about sex!  I know I have a banging hot body that just BEGS for attention! Lucky for me, I never have to look to long. I try not to wear panties or anything that will interfere with a good fucking. Some times you have to be prepared. Like today. I had an urge for peanut butter fudge. So I needed to run to the store for unsalted butter. There was only one box of real butter left. It was on an end cap in a large fridge. I am not very tall. I had to bend all the way over to barely reach the butter. I almost had it when I felt someone with a large hard cock push right up against me. I heard a deep voice ask if I needed any help. I pushed my ass hard against him, and heard him moan. Then with out even thinking about it I said “fuck me”. I was pretty surprised when he unzipped and pulled his hard cock out. He fucked me right there in the grocery store, bent over the fridge. He even reached around and pulled on my tits! He fucked me so hard he was lifting me off the floor, and shoot his big creamy load deep inside me! He pulled out, and zipped up, He pulled my dress down, and then reached in and grabbed the butter. He pulled his pen out and wrote his phone number on the box then handed it to me. Then walked away. I felt like a little girl who got away with something when I checked out!

Cum Cure

 

I do love to volunteer and do charity work. It is important to give back to the neighborhood, and I love meeting new people. Well this week was the Jingle bell Jog. I I do it every year.  This year I was really looking forward to meeting some sexy doctors on the run. When I arrived I picked out my shirt, but lets face it. Those shirts are not made for someone with such large breasts. They are cute white t-shirts that are completely see through when stretched across my massive breast. If that wasn’t drawing enough attention, there are the cutest little bells sewn onto the shirt. Which should have been on your stomach area. Because my tits are so large, they were placed over my tits like nipples. Oooh I don’t mind. I actually like the attention I was getting. I made it about half way through the run when I got a serious twist in my thigh. I went off the course past some bushes to a bench to have a little rest. Just a few seconds pasted when a nice young man joined me. A young doctor who saw my distress and wanted to help. He pulled my leg up on his shoulder and started to rub my thigh that was hurting. His fingers kept itching closer to my hot wet pussy, and I could see how hard he was. He managed to stop himself right before he found the promise land and I knew he regretted it instantly. I told him I wanted to thank him for his help so I pulled him close and started kissing the outline of his hard cock. He let me pull his cock out and suck it into my mouth. Right there in the bushes next to the track. Oooh I could tell he was super nervous and worried about the attention, but when I slid his cock all the way down my throat he stopped worrying! Mmm He tasted so good! The more I sucked the loader he moaned. Then he surprised me. He seemed so timid. He pulled his cock out of my mouth and pushed me back on the bench. He buried his cock right inside me! Ooooh god he fucked me good! Like a man does. He made me cum over and over again. Then he shot his load all over me! It was just what I needed to get me going again. Mmmm its funny how cum can cure all your illnesses

Fun Ride

 I love to take little day trips out to the lake. I drive one of my sports cars and lay out on the lake. Just enjoying the fun in the sun. Its a very private area. On private property. So I don’t have to worry about prying eyes. So I don’t mind going topless and sunning away my tan lines. Today was so very beautiful I just had to take a trip to the lake! I stripped down to my bikini bottom and left my clothes on a big rock close to my sunning area. I heard one of the gardeners come by and trim up some of the hedges. I didn’t mind. I have had my way with him before and was looking forward to some more fun when I heard him drive away. I guess he was to busy to play, or didn’t notice me. After about an hour I was getting a little hungry so I decided it was time to head to the house. When I went to retrieve my clothes I was shocked to see them GONE. The gardener must not have seen me. He cleaned up my clothes! I was going to have to drive home in bikini panties! I thought nothing else could go wrong. BUT I was mistaken. I got in the car, BUT the car wouldn’t start. Not at all. So I am sitting here in my panties needing a tow. I tried every number I could think of. Every friend and Fuck I knew, but no one was answering the phone! It was starting to get late, and I was very hungry. So I broke down and called AAA. I requested a tow, and waited. I was standing by my car waiting when the driver pulled up. He sat in his truck for a few minutes before he got out. He was a younger man. Early 20’s and I could see the outline of his VERY hard cock! He never once asked why I was half naked. Like he didn’t notice. He just kept saying how beautiful my car was. How sexy its lines where. He has always wanted to have a car like this one. He was stroking my car like most men stroke their DICKS, and I was in my panties! Well I couldn’t take it. I started flirting with him HARD CORE. Rubbing my tits against his arm. I even asked if he saw anything he liked. But he just ignored me! He popped my hood and did something. THEN asked me to try to crank the car and it STARTED right up! OMG I was so relieved. I signed his invoice and before he could leave, I asked if there was ANY WAY I could talk him out of his shirt. He gave me the biggest smile and said only one way. I thought he was going to say he wanted to drive my car. But he leaned forward and whispered in my ear what kind of nasty things he wanted to do to me! How he wanted to fuck me right over my car. So I reached down and grabbed his hard cock and pulled it right out of his pants. He was already dripping wet. He turned me around and I could feel his wet thick mushroom head pushing tight against my hot wet pussy. Then he plunged deep inside me. His cock was so thick and hard. He started fucking me and pulling on my nipples. Grabbing my tits as he rammed in deeper! I knew he was going to push me over the edge. And I tried to wait but I couldn’t. I started cumming all over him. Squeezing and milking his cock. And he threw his head back and shoot his load deep inside me! I don’t know what turned him on more me or the car. And really I don’t care! It was one hell of a good day!

What a Good Secretary Does!

 

I was asked to come in to work today. It seems our brand-new manager was having a surprise inspection from corporate. Poor guy’s first day at a brand-new job and he has a surprise inspection. When I showed up he was hyperventilating in the conference room. My goodness he was just a young boy. I mean he couldn’t have been more than 23 and a manager already. While I just knew I had to help him. So I locked the conference room door I walked over to him and told him that I would help calm them down. I dropped to my knees unzipped his pants pulled that throbbing hard Dick out. He stopped hyperventilating and was just staring at me in ahhhh. When I ran that big bubble headed Dick over my lips. I licked him like a lollipop. And then slid that cock all the way down my throat. I started bobbing my head been down. Feeling him getting harder and thicker. I raised my hand up and started playing with his thick heavy balls. Then he finally relaxed and started to moan. Oh I sucked his cock good. I pulled my mouth off of his big fat Dick. I looked him right in the eyes. And I asked him “Are you can be the man and take what you want?” He shook his head yes. And then bent me over the conference table, slid my skirt ride up, And fucked me just like a man should. He slammed his cock into me over and over. That big thick shaft stretched me open. He pounded me for a good 15 minutes before he shot his load deep inside me. I cleaned his cock up. Got him looking perfect. And then I told him “Now go be the man and pass your Inspection.” And damned if he did walk out there like he own this place. Sometimes a man just needs the right motivation. And that’s exactly what a good secretary does. Gives the right motivation.

Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you?

The neighbor who cuts my yard asked me if I could help him with his English homework. He likes the way I help him remember everything. When He gets his problems right three times in a row.  I lick his cock. And He does love when I lick his cock. The more he gets right the more I lick. And the more I lick the more he is motivated to get more right. It is a win win for both of us. He learns so fast when I help him! He was having a problem with hyphenated words.  He was starting to pick it up, when I asked him a trick question. Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you? He was VERY quick to say I needed to pull them apart. And I did. I pulled them wide open. And he did what he does so well. He licked my pussy till I came all over his face! Mmmmm He is such a fast learner!

Teaching the important lessons

My Grandson spent the weekend with me! He is such a little hand full. I am always catching him staring at my nice big round tits. I even caught the little bugger sneaking into my bathroom while I was in the shower. And snapping pictures of me with my old Polaroid. Finally I had just had enough. Granny needed to teach him some manners. I pulled him into the bedroom and explained how young men need to show respect when out in public. And that you don’t PEEP on people. Then I taught him how the rules change when you get a lady in the bedroom. In the bedroom we want to be treated like WHORES.  Nasty dirty sluts! I taught him how to call granny a slut. Pull my hair. Fuck me harder! I even taught him how to spank that ass while he was fucking it! And let me tell you!  He is a super-fast learner! I believe it is important for a mature lady like myself to pass on my knowledge to the next generation.

Proud to be a whore!

Cold weather is sweater weather. And let me tell you that sliding these big beautiful tits into a sweater gets a ton of interest. And Granny knows just what to do with all the horny guys who want to slide grannies sweater off and bury their face in my tits. And after you suck on these big beautiful tits. You can move down to granny’s hot wet pussy! But don’t you worry; Granny knows how to pay you back! I want to suck that big hard cock! Shove it down granny’s throat and get it super wet! Then give it to granny like I need. Shove that fat cock into my pussy and fuck me like you have always dreamed of. Granny can take it. I promise! Granny can take anything you can give me because I am a nasty dirty whore! The nastiest fucking whore you have ever met! I promise you that! I am Proud to be a whore!