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Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Makeshift Dildos

Today I was out by my pool and got really horny. I went to my bedroom to get a vibrator . I was all set to play with my pussy all day long as I worked on my tan. And dangit, the fucking batteries were dead. I got a little frustrated and threw my pink friend over the fence. My neighbors will have a nice surprise. Hopefully their fur friend doesn’t find it first and drop it on the porch! My fingers were just  not gonna do the trick today. I was turbo charged sexually. I suddenly channeled my inner Martha Stewart, which is rare. I am hardly the crafty type. I started opening drawers and cabinets to see what I could find to fuck myself with today. I didn’t even have any garden veggies in the house. But, I did have play dough, a roll of paper towels, crazy glue and some plastic little Easter eggs left over from Easter. Fuck Martha Stewart, I was about to be MacGyver.

I stared intently at the items on my kitchen counter as I rubbed my clit. The need for something inside my pussy  made me creative. I undid the Easter eggs, glued one half on each paper towel ring on both ends. I then rolled the play dough onto the paper towel rings and over the plastic egg covers. I spent some time perfecting the shape until it had a cylinder shape around the middle and a penis like head. I then baked it in the oven for 30 minutes until the play dough hardened and glistened. I let it sit for another 30 minutes to cool down and then I examined it. It was hard and round and the perfect shape. I got up on my kitchen counter and slowly inserted it into my pussy. OMG. It was still a bit warm, but it was long and thick and felt awesome in my cunt. I fucked that pretty purple homemade dildo for an hour before I squirted everywhere and decided I wanted more.  I had tons of play dough left over from a birthday party, so I decided to make several more handmade fuck toys. By the time I was done, I had a rainbow of homemade dildos.

It really is amazing how creative one can get when without a cock or batteries. You know, I may never use a vibrator again. My play dough dildos feel awesome and they are good for the environment.  In  fact, I am gonna call up some of my girlfriends and have them come over and take them for a test drive.  Trust me, if you wanna jack off I can help you. Hell, we can rub one out together and get creative with what we use to pleasures ourselves. Wait, that makes me the MacGyver of Mutual Masturbation phone sex!

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Blair

My sons are huge football fans, especially the Seahawks. And I am obsessed with Peyton Manning; he just looks so yummy. So last year for the Superbowl, we had a party. I invited several of my girl friends over, and they invited a few of their friends.  Before the boys arrived, us girls gave each other pedicures. Having pretty feet and toes is part of being a woman. Plus, well manicured feet give the best foot jobs ! We wanted to look our best for the boys. One of my girlies even got body painted to express her love for the Hawks. Well by the time the boys arrived, we were drunk on wine and had not bothered putting on shoes or any clothes really. Those strapping young studs came in, and there were strapping men on the TV, and well women in their 30s are in their sexual prime, so this meant we were horny.  We showed off our pretty new feet and before we knew it,  the boys were caressing our feet, kissing them and sucking our toes. Well one thing led to another, and all of them had their cocks out and we started giving foot jobs. I love the feel of a hard cock between my pretty feet. Even better is the feel of hot cum running through my toes! That was just the first of many foot job parties to cum!

Every boy in attendance at our Superbowl party got a foot job before the game started, at half time and of course to celebrate the Seahawks win.  Feet are just so darn sexy. Maybe it’s because toes are like boy cock. I’m not sure, but I do love to show my feet off.  I bet you’d like play time with my feet! Maybe suck on my toes? Feel your throbbing hard cock in-between my feet? Fuck my cunt or my ass with your big toe? Jizz all over my pretty feet? I haven’t given a good foot job in awhile; my feet are begging for some cum!

Pink Surprise

My birthday is one of my favorite holidays because my friends are so great to me. My friends made a huge deal about my birthday this year, but nobody’s present could beat what Derrick, my GBF (Gay Best Friend) gave me… a MASSIVE, sparkly, pink, vibrating dildo. I was SO embarrassed, but everyone thought it was super funny, so I went along with it. After the party ended and everyone had gone home, that little…er… big pink surprise was still on my mind. A guy I really liked had come to my party, and he looked SO HOT! I grabbed the… item in question and started creating my own little fantasy. I pretend that instead of a huge vibrating dildo, it was Matt’s hard cock teasing me… and soon forcing it’s way inside my tight cunt. The feeling so intense that it only took me a few minutes to cum around ‘fantasy Matt’. I really hope that ‘fantasy Matt’ will soon be real Matt.

Lonely Little Slave/Subbie Girl.

My master is gone all week and he left me all alone. I wasn’t able to go with him because it was all business and no pleasure. “Not this time pet,” he said. So here I am. Alone. In DESPERATE need of some attention or affection from someone. I’m craving to be tied up and beat. I need to be punished. I’ve been such a bad girl since my master has been gone. He said not to play with myself.  “Don’t touch yourself,” he said. I can’t help it. After all this time of him playing with me, toying with me, giving me the attention and discipline I need and then to leave me? I need my release. I need my pussy to be played with. I need you to make me cum. I promise to be a good girl.

Pussy Worshipping Phone Sex with Brooklyn: You Can Eat but You Can’t Fuck

So last night  this wealthy guy in town hired me to be his hot date for some charity bowling event in his house. Normally, I don’t do such things; sex is pleasure, not work. But $10,000 to look pretty and pose for some pictures was a no brainer. As I was getting ready to collect my money and return home, he said “Not so fast pretty lady. How would you like to double your money?” See, I knew he had a notoriously small dick. Everyone in town talks about how he overcompensates for his small pecker with fast cars, the newest gadgets, the biggest home in town… Yes, he has had some of the hottest women in town, but it’s not because of the size of his cock; it’s because of the size of his wallet. I was all prepared for him to beg me to fuck him. Lesser men certainly have begged and pleaded to get inside my hot tight cunt. I was also prepared to turn him down. Size matters to me and I have certain standards I have to live by.

But much to my surprise, he did not try to buy fuck time. He wanted to pay for the privilege of worshipping my pussy. He had heard rumors that I had the tastiest cunt in town. How sweet, and so very true. I lick my pussy juices off of big throbbing cocks, sex toys and my fingers all the time. Yummy. So, $20,000 to be eye candy and get my pussy worshipped? I was all in. He took me back to his private bowling lanes, away from his guests and the servants. He laid me down on a smooth lane and went to town on my juicy cunt. OMG. He may have a small dick, but he has a Gene Simmons tongue. That thing found my G-spot in seconds and I squirted all over his face. He then squirted in his pants poor guy. I never even touched his pecker and he came. He ate me out for hours. I swear at one point, I lost consciousness. He told me I indeed had the best tasting beaver he’d ever had the pleasure of devouring. I felt bad about being paid to be worshipped that way. I almost gave the money back. But, I’m not dumb. He can afford me.  I did, however, tell him, the next pussy worshipping session was on me. My kitty is still purring after all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Hot Phonesex with My Favorite Truck Driver

I love fresh produce, and the only place to get it is a little farm stand near the highway at a truckstop. I headed out and made my way to the produce market. I was picking up my usual items, when this giant red semi truck pulled into the parking lot, paused a moment, then pulled over and parked. I couldn’t see inside the truck, but somehow I knew that whoever was inside was looking at me.

The wind was blowing and my skirt was flying around, definitely showing off my sexy legs and ass a little too much for a summer morning. I lingered a little, waiting to see if someone was going to get out of that truck. Sure enough, the door opened and a roughly handsome man climbed out of the cab. He was staring right at me and I actually got butterflies. How bold! I love an alpha male and this guy was not disappointing!

He walked over in his jeans that fit his bulge just right, and asked me my name. I told him and he said his name was Dan and that I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. My heart melted, and his bravado got my pussy wet immediately. I told him thank you and didn’t know what else to say. He leaned in and whispered in my ear that he wanted to fuck me. I was surprised, but just smiled and asked, but where?

He nodded towards his truck, and I realized of course! There is a bed in there! I put my produce down, he took my hand, and we walked over to his truck. It was so huge, I was so turned on. He helped me inside and then took me over completely by grabbing me and pulling me into the back where the bed was. He fucked me so good that day at the truckstop, I felt like such a dirty whore. I said his name as I came over and over.

I will definitely be visiting that produce stand again, waiting for my Danny boy to come back through town!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Role Play Phone Sex with Blair: Ruler of Cock

You know when you are little you fantasize about what you will be when you grow up. And, you are full of innocence and your parents encouragement so you honestly think you can be anything, anyone. Well, I wanted to be Catherine the Great.  I knew she was dead, but I had yet to realize the US didn’t operate like Russia. All I knew was that she was beautiful, wealthy, noble and powerful. She was the longest ruling female of Russia. She possessed the qualities I wanted. As I got older, and studied history in college, I became more fascinated with her. By this time, I was an established submissive and exploring all sorts of kinky sexual fantasies. I read every book I could on her, saw every movie made about her,  and dressed up as her whenever I could.

Catherine the Great was what I could not be; what was not in my instinct to be: dominate. But, we did share a passion for sexual deviancy. I read countless stories about her sexual exploits and would masturbate. She had a very healthy libido and was not afraid to indulge her sexual proclivities. Everyone knows the rumor about the horse. But beyond that, she was notorious for liking younger cock and giving favor to those  young strapping lads by selecting them for positions within her political cabinet. She bore more than one illegitimate offspring too. After her husband died, she refused to marry again. She did not care about appearances.  She cared about power and desire.  She did not deny herself sexual pleasure.  She was way ahead of her time. Can you blame me for wanting to be her or just like her when I grew up? She had a huge sexual appetite. She had an erotic obsession for  boy cock. She apparently loved doing perverted and sick things to get off. She fucked outside her marriage and indulged in family fun. She was my idol.

In hindsight, I know it looks silly to think I could have been Catherine the Great as a younger girl, but didn’t you have some out of the box fantasies when you were younger too? And can you blame me for wanting to be a powerful , insatiable ruler of cock? It still gets my cunt wet thinking of all the boys she had, the two legged and four legged variety!

 

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?