This Halloween I want to be a fairy princess with a crown in a pretty pink dress with sparklies everywhere. Daddy says I will be so pretty. Daddy always tells me I am his princess when I sit on his lap and wiggle. Daddy says that his lap is the throne. Sometimes if I am really good he lets me play with his scepter. He says I am magic. His scepter starts of small and soft and then when I do the spell Daddy taught me it gets big and hard. All I have to do is kiss it. Daddy told me princess kisses are magic that way. The more I kiss it, the bigger it gets. Then when it gets big enough I get to play with it. Daddy likes when I play. He makes all kinds of funny noises and faces. It makes me giggle. Then when I’m done playing, Daddy tells me that I can do the magic to get it all small again. Wanna know how to do the magic to make it get small and soft again? Ssssh… Daddy told me its a secret, but I can tell you right? Daddy picks me up and puts me back on his lap. He puts the scepter up inside of me, kind of like magicians do with a box when they make a rabbit disappear. I have to say abracadabra ten times fast while he moves me up and down on it. Then he pushes me down really hard and my insides feel all squishy. He puts his head back and makes a loud noise which means that the magic worked Then he says “ta da!” and lifts me off his lap. When I look back at his lap the scepter is all small again. Isn’t that cool?!