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Fuckalicious Phone Sex But ONLY if You Have a Fuckalicious Cock

You like fuckalicious pussy? Well you better have a fuckalicious cock if you want to have fuckalicious sex. You see Marissa and I are goddesses; pure perfection. Our pussies are worth the best cocks out there. Last night we were out for a girls night at this new upscale sex club. The kind of club that caters to sophisticated women and men. We were under the assumption that they only accepted men whose cocks were as big as their wallets. So when this very wealthy, very handsome man wanted Marissa and I for a threesome, we didn’t bother to verify the goods first. That was our bad.

We got into the executive suite and when he undressed, Marissa looked at me and we both roared with laughter at his nonexistent  package.  He looked dumbfounded. I informed him money cannot buy every thing. I do not care what you do for a living, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your bank account. If you have a shrinky dink dick you cannot fuck me or Marissa. But you can sit on the sidelines rubbing your little nub as two hot bitches get each other off. Our clits were bigger than his pecker. That’s just sad.

Marissa is a hot bitch that could certainly please me better than our Mr. Short Stuff could. After a few minutes of watching us lick each other’s cunts, he pulled out his wallet and tossed money at us. He was begging us to let him in on the action. We looked at each other giggled and then looked at him and said , “No way loser.” We took his money though. Some men just don’t know their place. Just because you can provide for us financially does not  mean you can provide for us sexually.

Marissa and I had a blast tonguing each other’s holes while we laughed and made fun of our small dicked patron. The wealthy pin dicks are always the hardest ones to break too. They think money buys everything. No amount of money in the world is worth my sexual dissatisfaction, or Marissa’s. Since he was still balking at not being able to put his peanut in us, we played a little game with him. Made him think we had a momentary loss of standards. We dressed him in my panties, her bra and snapped a few pics of him. We put them up on showyourtinydick.com. The humiliating comments started  pouring in immediately and then he began to see the light, understand his place.

If you don’t know your place, Marissa or I would be happy to tell you. We are fuckalicious babes worthy of fuckalicious sex only and if you don’t measure up we will put you in your proper place. Life is short and likely so is your penis.

Turtle Dicks Make Me Laugh

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See my finger in my cunt? It can please me more than your turtle dick. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who wants to fuck me. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. My pinky finger is bigger than the sad excuse for a dick below. When he pulled his pants down, I was laughing so hard, I snorted soda out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails, calls and propositions all the time from tiny dick losers with turtle dicks like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than 8 thick hard inches. My pleasure is important. Yours, I could care less about.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a monster sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that bad boy all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and take photos to share with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick too. Now, this sissy boy who thought I would cheat on my husband for his pin dick today belongs in panties and a bra. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs and my mouth, cunt and ass! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! If you call me and admit to having a turtle for a dick, well be prepared for some serious Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex. Life is too short to waste on itty bitty clitty sticks.

Happy Birthday to the Real Men, The Marines

On November 10, 1775, the Continental Marines, later renamed the United States Marine Corps, was established. That makes the Marine Corps 239 years old today.  I’m not going to lie, I love a man in uniform, especially marines. Sure they have a reputation of not being the brightest of the armed forces, but they are certainly the most well built and rugged. My husband is so intimidated by Marines. I think it is because he knows how much I love big cock, and the Marines I have fucked have some huge dicks for white guys.

I decided to say Happy Birthday to the Marines today. I appreciate the hard work they have done keeping our oceans and seas safe from invasion. I went down to my local recruiting office, and wished  them happy birthday. I was on the prowl for one Marine in particular to celebrate the day with. There is this young recruiter who I met awhile back. We had been sending naked pics back and forth, but had not actually fucked yet. I told my special hero  I was married to a man who could not please me and that I needed to be fucked by a real man today. No realer man than a US Marine. He was happy to help me out.

He said I was way too hot to have a pin dick husband. I couldn’t agree more. I told him to meet me at my place for lunch. I had a special cake for him, and some sexy camouflage  lingerie. I was going to fuck him in my marital bed and make my hubby watch. When he arrived we had some birthday cake that we smeared all over each other’s bodies so we could lick it off. I had texted my husband to come home for lunch too. My well hung hero made my cunt so wet. He ate birthday cake off my pussy. He was three times the man my husband is and when he finally arrived, my marine made sure to inform him that a real man was taking care of his wife.  I was screaming in delight getting that huge cock up my pussy. It was thick and long, best of both worlds.  I told my husband to go put on his sissy outfit and wish a real man a happy birthday. My loser hubby is well trained and he came out in a white Marilyn Monroe dress and sang a birthday song he made up for the marines.

And once my real man came deep inside my pussy, my husband polished his cock off. Sucked all my cum off that dick, and licked my cream pie clean. I love humiliating my husband . And no better way than making him pay tribute to the real men of this country, the Marines. My Marine is all man, he just likes making my loser husband fluff him. And i enjoy watching it. Good to know my husband is good for something.

Happy Birthday to all the Marines out there. If you were here, I’d thank you with my pussy. My husband would thank you with his mouth.

Like Granny, Like Grand-Daughter: Love for BBC is in the Genes

I recently found my grandma’s dairy. Turns out granny had some secrets. She had a love for black cock too. But in the 50s, interracial sex was not common place, nor was it socially acceptable. Everyone knows I love big black cock. I don’t hide my need for black cock. My granny, however, could not be open about her desires. The 50s were different sexually and racially. As I read her diary I became so sad for her having to hide her black lovers; keep her sexual preference for dark chocolate a dirty little secret. I blast my sexual escapades with black dick all over the Internet. If granny had done that, she would have been killed, and her lovers too.

According to her dairy, interracial sex was likened to savagery and even cannibalism. It was considered a deviant desire that according to the leading sex experts of the time, required electro shock therapy or even a lobotomy to fix. Wanting a real man that can satisfy me sexually, who can take control of me, who can fill me up is not deviant, but natural behavior. And I sure as hell don’t need cured. What needs cured is tiny dick syndrome. White pathetic men who think their small wieners can do anything for a woman and that size does not matter.  Of course size matters. I bet the men who persecuted my granny’s sexual life in the 50s were men with little peckers who felt threatened by the virility of a black stud. Insecure, pathetic losers who could never make a woman cum.

The more I read my granny’s diary the more respect I had for her. She was a brave woman to take charge of her sexual needs in an era that believed she had none. In the 50s women were to have sex to procreate, not sexual enjoyment. Women made love, but never fucked.  Kudos to my granny for not wanting to lay on a bed counting ceiling tiles. She wanted to fuck. Just like I do, but I have the freedom to fuck. Any man who is threatened by my need for thick dark meat or love for fucking, can lobotomize themselves. Life is too short to waste on small cocks and no orgasms. My granny had no real recourse when it came to dealing with insecure white men. Women were expected to be submissive in the 50s. But today, I can make a tiny dick loser my bitch; my pet; my cuckold; my sissy; my helper.

I feel sorry for all the women of the 50s who believed size didn’t matter . I’m glad I live in a more enlightened sexual era. My granny was a sexual pioneer. But reading about her black lovers and her love for big cock in an era of female sexual repression, made me wonder if it’s in my DNA to want those monster black cocks.

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Know Your Place

My husband had a momentary lapse in judgment last night. He actually forgot his place.  Thought he could crawl into bed with me with his shrinky dinky and fuck me. I love him, but his role as my husband is as my provider. Provider of pretty things. Provider of exotic trips. Provider of spa days. Provider of big cock. Since he does not have a big dick himself, he needs to provide me with surrogate cock. He knows this. But every now and then he goes out with the boys, gets drunk and lets other stupid men tell him size doesn’t matter. Only men who think size doesn’t matter are ones with pin pricks.

Because he forgot his place, he had to be punished. So my hubby is not allowed to touch his little clit stick for the entire month of November. Now, usually I can trust him, but he will be traveling for work a lot this month, so I put him under lock and key. He also has to send me 2 huge cocks a week and watch me get fucked, either live or via cam if traveling. I want him aroused but unable to cum lol. Can’t use it properly, well, you shouldn’t have access to it. He can have blue balls for awhile to make him think long and hard (no pun intended hee hee) about trying to stick that pathetic thing inside me. 

I’ll slap a chastity belt on you too if you forget your place. All sorts of humiliating things I enjoy making guys who don’t know their place do. Sing little ditties in frilly little dresses. Make poopies and pee pees in their diapers.  Take embarrassing selfies for me to share…. The question is do you know your place?

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Do You Know Your Place?

I am a beautiful size queen. I know my worth. Sadly, many guys do not. However, a few do know their rightful place with me and other women like me. Like Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag. Some of you tiny dick losers who keep trying to convince me you got what I need, could learn a few things from her special Pet. See, if you have a small weenie, clit stick, pin dick…. you only have one purpose in MY life. That is entertainment. That’s right, small dick sissy fairy fags get to entertain and amuse me. They never get to fuck me.

There are many ways to entertain and amuse a Goddess like me or Levi, as sissy fairy fag has learned. One, you can dress up like the sissy you are and prance, preen and twirl for us.  Put on a pink frilly outfit, white patent leather shoes, matching bloomers and give us a show. We will invite our friends over, snicker and giggle and most importantly, snap lots of pictures to share with the world. You can serve us food and drinks and take care of our every whim because we are so much better than you. So many things you can do for us. Wipe our asses; rub our feet;  paint our toes; clean our houses; pick up the dog poo in the yard; clean the cat litter….. You should just feel honored to have any place in our lives worthless pig.

Second, you can be our personal slave, and by extension, the slave of the real men lucky enough to fuck us. This might mean sucking cock, taking one in your back door pussy, or cleaning out the cum in our lovely holes. Likely all of the above. Let’s be honest. We both know it would be a privilege for you, just like it is for Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag, to taste the cum of a real man. Added bonus that you get to be that close to a hot body. It is the only way you can see this fine ass naked. I sure as hell would never let a pathetic loser see me naked. I have standards.

Third, you can spoil us. I mean if you can’t spoil us with your dick, you can at least spoil us with your wallet. Women like Goddess Levi and myself, love spa days, beach trips, designer shoes and handbags, fine jewelry… We should never have to pay for the luxuries in our lives. That’s why we have sissy fag fairies like you. You get the picture. Pampering a Goddess is all the reward you need.

There are many other ways you can be entertainment fodder for Goddesses. Small dick losers, sissy fairy fags, pathetic little babies, twirling mother fuckers…..all make us laugh. And since you can NEVER make us cum, you might as well make us and our friends laugh.

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

Size Queen Brooklyn: Are You My Stud or My Bitch?

I am a Goddess and you know that. That is why you are reading my blogs, looking at my pictures. And the reason your cock is getting hard. But wait, you may not have a cock, at least not by my standards. I require at least 8 inches of thick solid throbbing working meat to be satisfied.  Anything less is a clit stick to me. And if you have a clit stick and try to call me, you better be prepared to wear panties, or diapers and even prissy little dresses, because you are NOT a MAN in my estimation. I do not fuck anyone who is not all MAN.

If you are not packing the meat I require, that I deserve, then there are a few ways we can still play. You can be my cuckold. My little tiny dick loser who has to fluff the real cock, maybe even guide it into my golden cunt that you can never please. You get to help procure real cock for me. It is an honor and a privilege to provide me with a surrogate cock. You see all those well hung studs at the gym. Bring one home for me to play with and if you do a good job, you get to clean up my cream pie. We both know how good a real man’s cum tastes.

Perhaps I will decide you are better suited to be my sissy. Put your little clitty in panties and dress you up as my life sized dolly. From head to toe you will be feminized because let’s be honest here, what is between your legs is so small it would get lost in boxers. I bet you couldn’t even find it in your tidy whiteys. So really, I am doing you a favor by making you my sissy. You should have been born a girl anyway. As a pretty little girl you can amuse me, entertain me. I can give you a special girly name. I can train you to be a little whore and pimp you out to the real men to be used or keep you all to myself.  So much fun I can have with you as my sissy.  Can dress you, spank you, peg you, humiliate you, exploit you, profit off of you, make you serve and worship me.

I can even make you my adult baby. I mean your pecker is so small it’s infantile. So, diapers are appropriate.  I can put you in a baby bonnet, give you a pacifier, change your diaper, nurse you, punish you when you make a poopy, and most importantly humiliate you. If you have such a small pee pee that it belongs in diapers, my laughter will be heard in the next state and my humiliation tactics will know no bounds.

How we play is all up to what is between your legs.  If you are a real man, then you deserve my pussy and we will fuck like wild animals. But if you are no man, then you get to be my cuckold, my sissy, my adult baby, my slave, my doll, my whore, MY BITCH.

Black Cock Phone Sex with Vinny: A Hot Hotel Tryst

I placed an ad on the Backpages that I was a hot MILF in need of a young Black Stallion. I knew anyone with a big black cock looking for a white woman would understand what I wanted. I was surprised at how many responses I got. Took me awhile to narrow the applicants down to one. But I picked Jerome. A young buff black stud with a huge cock. We decided to meet in a neutral place, so I booked us a room at a local hotel. Something hot about hotel fucking anyway, especially a tall dark handsome stranger. He showed up right on time and looked better in person than he did in his pictures. We decided to break the tension first by watching a little hotel porn on the TV and drinking some wine. All I needed was to see his black member twitching in his trousers and my cunt was sloppy wet and ready.

I unzipped his pants, unleashed the monster and did my best to swallow his shaft. I was gagging on it, but in a good way. He palmed the back of my head to guide me in the perfect rhythm. Had his balls on my chin, and I was reaching between my legs to finger my cunt. Sucking black cock makes me drip. He didn’t want to cum in my mouth, but my pussy. So he pulled me up off my knees, flipped me on my back and started drilling me from behind. Hard fucking too. The hotel bed was squeaking and my head even pounded the wall a few times.

He fucked my cunt for hours. I was truly impressed with his staying power. So many white dicks can’t last to please a woman, last to make her cum. Not only could he last, but he could make me squirt by hitting my G-Spot. Many of us white women favor big black cock because they can give us an earth shattering, body rocking orgasm that we have to fake for a white cock. When Jerome finally came, he blew a load so intense inside me it felt like a rocket was launched in my cunt.

He left shortly thereafter, but left his business card so we could hook up again sometime. Maybe next time you get to watch! Or better yet, clean me up.

Small Dick Humiliation with Brooklyn: Size Queen’s Revenge

This guy at the gym has been trying to get in my pants for months now. Always trying to help me on the exercise equipment, following me around. Quite pathetic actually. I just could tell he had a teeny weenie. And I have no time for pin dicks. I pulled out my cell phone and showed him a naked picture of myself and said, “Look at that body. Do you think someone as fine as me would waste my time with you?” He looked at me dumbfounded. I assured him the closest he would ever get to my pussy was seeing the pictures on my phone that I send the real guys. He looked so rejected. In some sort of a humiliated huff, he stole my phone and darted out the gym. The fucker stole my phone.

No way I was letting that slide. Some little tiny prick loser was not gonna beat his worthless pecker to my naked pics on my phone. I flirted his info out of the desk clerk and plotted my revenge. I have another cell at home, just not an iPhone. I texted my phone: “Hey, it’s Brooklyn. You got my phone. I want it back. I am sorry I laughed at you. Truth is, I am married and thought if I could push you away, it would make it easier to hide my lust for you.” Took a few hours, but he responded. We texted for awhile and I had that loser convinced I wanted him. Eventually I texted, “You have a phone filled with sexy pics of me, but I have none of you.” Guys will believe anything a hot chick says. That is why women are superior. Men think with their dicks. I got him to take a selfie  and send email it to me .

Priceless. Even smaller than I imaged.  He was lucky if he had 2 inches. It was not a cock. I texted him back that we should meet up and promised him that I would change his world if he just gave me back my phone. Dumb dumb bumb man. How do you tiny dick weenies think women like me would ever fuck you? I wanted my phone, not his worthless pecker. He met me, handed it right back and took off his clothes. Wow, that was easy and going to be fun. Once I had my phone back I let out a litany of insults. Pencil dick, needle dick, Lincoln Log, Tootsie Roll, Tiny Tim, twig and berries, teeny weenie, clit stick, baby dick, dickette, cockette, small fry, little Johnny…. I went on and on screaming at him.

He started to cry. He actually cried. I told him to wake up and live in reality. In reality, hot women don’t waste their time with small pricks. I simply explained that he belonged in panties because my clit was bigger than his baby dick. I had posted the pic he sent me on showyourtinydick.com and showed him all the responses. He was completely humiliated. I am unapologetic for being a size queen. I know I deserve big cock. I am also unapologetic about humiliating a pin dick, especially one who has the audacity to steal my phone and the stupidity to think I would fuck him.

Life is too short to waste my time on tiny dicks. No women should waste their time on a short stack.