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Super Bowl Halftime Quickies: You Can Have Pigskin and Pussy

cum slut phone sex MILFSuper Bowl Sunday is this Sunday evening. Guess what? You can have pigskin and pussy.  A 10 minute quickie is all you need during half time to release the tension of the game! If your team is ahead, celebrate with a load of jizz on my face. If your team is sucking balls, let me suck yours and make you feel better. Either way, you get to release a load of cum, and I get to receive a load of cum. It’s win win.

So during the half time show, give me or any of my fellow cum sluts a call. Katy Perry is the halftime show. Let’s be honest,  you would only be watching her in hopes of a wardrobe malfunction anyway. But Katy Perry’s nipple won’t make you cum. Ten minutes of me sucking, fucking, or jacking your cock will have you exploding on Katy’s pretty cherub face.

At a party and can’t talk? Excuse yourself to the bathroom, call me on your cell. Afraid you might get caught in the bathroom? Go to the car or the garage. No one will miss you for ten minutes.  You can make a booze run while stroking your cock in your car. Maybe you are at the house of a friend, co worker or boss with a wife you lust after? You can even get lost to her bedroom, and I will help you jack off in a pair of her panties. Always fantasized  about a circle jerk? Have your friends give you $20, and I will phone fuck you all on speaker phone  while you cover me in cum. Someone at the party you despise? I’ll help you discreetly deposit a load of cum in their food or drink. You can even do a 2 girl call and listen to two cum dumpsters share your seed.  You don’t even have to talk much. Just stroke and I will carry the conversation to an explosive end. Hell, you can even purchase a cyber text session and I can sext you to a hard orgasm without you uttering more than a few words.

There is a lot of fun that can be crammed into a 10 minute  quickie, so there is no need to sacrifice a much needed cum for pigskin. I can make a man cum in 10 minutes or 100. You need me more than Katy Perry.

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Lock Up This Wet Bald Pussy

wet bald pussy dixie1“Get your motor running, Head out on the highway, Looking for adventure, And whatever comes my way….” The open road in front of me,wind in my hair. I can feel the vibration from the music blaring load, running through my body. I was “Born To Be Wild”  for sure! Peddle to the mettle, nothing can stop me. The rush of freedom on the open road, my fingers knuckle deep in my throbbing bald wet pussy, living life on the edge. It’s the perfect way to start my day! Did I say nothing can stop me? Except the flashing blue and red lights in my rear view mirror…..Fuck where did he come from? Turning down the music, pulling my soaked fingers out of my cunt and sliding them between my lips, I roll down the window and prepare myself for the speeding ticket that is heading my way.

I watch in my side mirror as he approaches the car, his hand on his night stick. I notice that he isn’t bad looking, all though most men in uniform turn me on. I can feel my cunt quivering between my legs and the juices are starting to flow again. Resisting the urge to slide my fingers back into my wet bald pussy, I roll my window down.

“Morning Officer”

“License and registration please” wet bald pussy dixie2

Here we go….Handing him the information he requested. I get the familiar “Do you know why I pulled you over?”  Biting my lip I keep from saying “You were happy to see me?”

I can’t help but notice the handsome chisel to his jaw and the biceps of his arms straining against the material of his uniform. My wet pussy is in over load and begging for my touch. When he walks back to his car I can’t help but slide my fingers back into my soft wet folds. Closing my eyes I give my cunt what it needs. Lost in the feelings I wasn’t paying attention and the next thing I know I feel him staring at me. Opening my eyes I see him standing there watching me while he rubs his huge, hard cock.

“Step out of the car miss”

I can barely stand because I am on the edge of  a much needed orgasm. He turns me around and puts the cuffs on me before leading me to his car. wet bald pussy dixie3

Sitting in the back seat I don’t say a word. He drove to the old jail and in we went. Not a soul in sight he put me in a cell and told me to take all my clothes off except my thigh high boots. He pulls his cock out and tells me to finish what I started on the high way.

Fuck this is hot as hell. Fingering my cunt I watch him jerking that huge dick of his and I want it so badly. Just when I don’t think my pussy can get any wetter he has me push my cunt against the bars and he slides that dick in me through them.

Fucking me hard he shoots a huge load into my soaking wet cunt and I finally get to explode.

He tells me to get dressed and he cuffs me again. He leads me out to his car and takes me back to the highway before taking the cuffs off me and letting me go.Wet bald pussy specials

Hot Phonesex with Sheila: MILF Gone Wild

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Do you enjoy hot phonesex? One lucky caller of mine got extra hot phonesex the other day. Now, I always deliver a hot phone fun experience, but a few days ago, I was on a long call when my stepsons showed up unannounced. They know about my part time job. Many times they have listened, stroking their cocks as I rub my pussy and cum with my callers. They have been listening in since they were school boys. My job has given them countless hours of spank material. My stepsons can be a bit aggressive sometimes, especially when extremely horny. They were in such a state the other day. They were not waiting for me to finish my call.

In fact, they thought it was extra hot that I was talking dirty while blowing their cocks. So hot, they decided to film it. They have been toying with the idea of making amateur porn with me anyway. They swear with my big juicy ass and tits, and total lack of modesty, I am the perfect amateur porn housewife. What do you think? I was sharing stories about how I fucked my stepsons long before they were in college with my caller, while they were turning the living room into a porn shoot.

hot phonesex big ass momI was on the phone sharing stories of my stepsons jacking off on my tits while I slept; my soiled panties showing up under their mattresses extra crusty; catching them masturbating, while they were filming my hot ass walking around the house naked. I could see my huge ass bouncing up and down on the TV screen and it made me even wetter. I was a dirty phone sex whore and a MILF Gone Wild all at the same time. When I told my caller my horny boys wanted to double penetrate me while we talked, he almost shot his load through the phone and on my face! He thought it was hot phonesex indeed to hear me getting doubly fucked, while describing to him how good their cocks felt in my ass and cunt.

I was as hot as I ever was. A hot caller talking dirty to me; two stepsons fucking my holes; while watching myself on the TV. I was having an intense auditory, tactile and visual sexual experience. When the boys shot their jizz all over me like a jet stream, I was on sensory overload! Those boys came bucket loads. I swear they were so turned on fucking me while I talked to a stranger about our naughty exploits when they were younger,  that they came more than they ever have before. I looked like a bucket of cum had been dumped on me, and it was just the seed of two well hung studs who got really worked up watching and hearing me have hot phonesex.

hot phonesex bukkake slutMy boys have decided that they are going to give me even more hot phonesex stories by turning me into an amateur porn star. First official movie will be me gang banging  their fraternity brothers. Can’t wait to share my naughty experiences with you, maybe even create some new ones.

Shemale Domination Porn: Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me?

shemale domination porn hot bitchA few weeks ago, I encountered a first class bitch in the gym locker room. I identify as a female despite my 10 inch package. I’ve been using girls’ restrooms and locker rooms for years with no problem. This one bitch made a huge production out of it; called me a freak; told me I didn’t belong. Even tried to get me kicked out of the gym; and went as far as to claim no self respecting man would ever be with an abomination like me. This little girlie was in for a rude awakening. You see, I don’t get mad, I get even.

I’ve seen her boyfriend at the gym. I was about to show her that real men definitely don’t find me an abomination. The very next day, I followed him to the juice bar, started flirting, and suggested we go back to his place for some privacy. It was really easy to pick him up, especially since I knew he had a girl friend. There was no hesitation, no apparent doubt or even guilt.  He didn’t know my secret yet, but look at me? I’m sexier than many traditional gals, like his bitch girlfriend.

shemale domination porn tranny sexAfter my mouth swallowed his shaft for a good hour, I could have had 6 cocks and he would have fucked me. Few folks can touch my cocksucking skills. He didn’t bat and eyelash at my panty surprise. In fact, he begged me to fuck him. The boyfriend of the bitch who swore no self respecting man would find me anything but an abomination was begging for my cock up his ass. He got it too. For hours.  I even filmed a little bit of the ass fucking I gave her boyfriend. Even snapped a picture of my cum running out his ass.

He has been begging to see me ever since. Sends me 20 texts a day, begging for my cock again. Even admitted he had a girlfriend, but would dump her plain Jane ass for me. I started out seducing him for revenge, but I enjoyed fucking him. I’d gladly date him.  I went back to the gym, marched right into the ladies locker room,  and confronted the bitch. Showed her texts and photos. Asked her if the fact that her boyfriend’s ass was filled with my cum, and texts stating he would leave his loser girlfriend for me, made her think that he saw me as an abomination? Her face was ashen. I thought she might faint.

I looked at her and said, “What’s wrong honey? Cat got your tongue? No wait, did an abomination just steal your boyfriend?” She never came back to the gym again. I am the best of both worlds. And don’t for a moment think that just because I’m a little different, I can’t have any man I want!

REALLY???

I think I finally topped myself this year. I have gotten drunk and woke up in some pretty strange places and some pretty strange circumstances but this one tops them all.

We partied like we always do on New Years Eve. I don’t remember when I stopped remembering what we were doing. At whatever point that was, I must have enjoyed myself because here I sit.

I can tell by the smell I am at the old folks home. I am in the physical therapy room I think. laying on the cold tile floor, naked and alone and surrounded by photographs from the wee hours of the morning.

I don’t really care about getting dressed right away. I can hear all the activity out side the physical therapy room. I would rather wait until lunch time to try and sneak out of here with out being questioned.

So here I sit naked and examining the photographs trying to figure out who the hell I was here with last night and piece together what happened. There are pictures of my huge tits, nipples hard and sticking out as if they had just been sucked. In a couple of the pictures I am tied up and being spanked, my wet bald pussy glistening with cum. And in one picture  his huge cock is visible, the tip of it dripping and the biggest cum shot I have ever seen is covering my ass.

As hard as I am trying I can’t for the life of me remember anything. The pictures aren’t helping.

Cookies and Cream

Gilf phone sexCookies and Cream time. I love having a house full of guests and baking home made cookies. I love to bake! I was EXPECTING a house full this week end. BUT due to some bad storms my family couldn’t cum over! And I was pulling 4 dozen cookies out of the oven when I found out! I hate being wasteful, so I called over Matt from down the street. He is just a young stud of man. And I know for a FACT he loves to eat my cookies! I told him what happened and he rushed right over! He showed up in the TINIEST little shorts I have EVER seen on a man. It left NOTHING to the imagination. He was a little embarrassed and said he was doing laundry! And when he caught me looking at the bulge in his pants… he got so hard so fast! He POPPED right out of his pants! How could I pass that up???? mmmm I just reached out and grabbed that dick. He got so wet instantly! I had suck that cock like it was melting away! I was just getting in the grove when Matt Picked me up and slammed me right down on that cock of his! He fucked me so hard! And so fucking good! And he gave me what I really needed! A creamy cum filled pussy! Mmmmm Of course I shared my cookies with him!