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Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Free as a Butterfly: Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Vinny

Ever since I was younger, I have been an exhibitionist. I’d run around naked as a wee lass and always resist any attempts to put clothes on me.  I felt like clothes were constraints. I still feel that way. We are born naked, so naked is our natural state. I love nude beaches. I love public sex and getting naked in places I might get caught. I even enjoy flashing unsuspecting folks. I have a great body and I don’t mind showing it off.  Plus, I think too many people are uptight about sex and human sexuality. The body in its natural form is a beautiful work of art. Our bodies are like butterflies. They blossom as they mature, get more beautiful with age. And we should be free with our bodies like the butterfly. Free to show it off, free to do what feels good, free from all societal constraints, free from judgment…

I am at the beach this week, and although I do visit the nude beach to cock hunt, I love walking up and down the boardwalk flashing people. Sometimes I am just nude under a little jacket or sometimes I am walking around amongst groups of folks of all ages in the tiniest of swimsuits. One that leaves little to the imagination.  Early this morning, I found myself sitting on a park bench overlooking the beautiful ocean. I had just a swim suit cover up on. I got lost in the beauty that surrounded me, and the cover up fell open revealing my hot body. I have toned skin, ample and firm breasts,  in shape legs, and a sweet, smooth pussy. I’m a mature momma, but I look good. I let several passersby stop and gaze at my beauty; some even snapped a picture.

At one point I found myself feeling so free, I rubbed my clit. Right there on the boardwalk.  It wasn’t high traffic time, but there were plenty of early morning joggers who got a hot show! Do you like to masturbate where you might get caught? Enjoy the thought of random folks gazing at your  beautiful naked body? I’m gonna hang out at the beach longer in hopes that I will catch the eye of a well hung stud to fuck. Maybe we will decide to be free as butterflies, and fuck right there on that public bench. Maybe it will be you?

 

Dress Up

It tends to be very hard for a woman like me to find a decent outfit to wear. My big tits always seem to be ready to burst through my blouses. As for my thick thighs and smallish waist finding pants is a huge hassle. Despite having all these issues I decided that I deserved to have at least four new outfits to be sexy in. I went from store to store trying to fit my round ass in all these different outfits before I gave up. I knew that I needed someone else to help me so I looked for a nice little helper. I gave my nipples a pinch so they knew it was time for action and went in for my prey. This young man was the total package. He was well kept, clean cut, and on top of it all he had grey eyes! The only issue with having peepers like that is I can notice immediately when your gaze is fixated on the wrong thing. My pre-prepped nips were pushing hard against the fabric of my shirt and you could see my big disk aureolas through it too. This man could not get enough of my bodacious tatas. I asked if he would help me try on something to make them really pop and he immediately agreed. We found many tops that showed off how nice and round my tits were but I only was able to try on two before I was pushed up against the fitting room mirror. He had a handful of ass and a mouthful of tit. I lifted my leg up so his hands could have a clear path to my steaming cunt. He plunged his hand deep in my pussy and finger fucked me until I squirted all over the skirt I planned on purchasing. I could feel his dick getting harder and harder as it bulged through his pants. I wanted to unleash that meaty beast so I ripped his pants off and massaged his cock between my boobs. He loved when the tip poked through the top of my cleavage so I could suck up all that precum he was oozing between my tits. As I rubbed my tits together I felt his balls tighten up even more as his cock swelled. I squeezed my melons together as hard as possible while he shot his load all over me. It got on my chin, in my hair, on my tits, and on some of my new clothes. I wasn’t worried about the clothes though because sooner or later they were bound to get came on.

Chubby Love

He can’t get enough of my soft, sweet, sexy chubbiness. He loves to have me smother his face with all the folds of my chunky pussy, rubbing it back and forth, nearly suffocating him. The harder it is for him to breath with my soft, wet flesh covering his mouth and nose, the harder his dick gets and the faster he fucks me with his mouth. He will lay me down and bury his face between the folds of my belly, moaning and pushing farther into their depths, while he humps my leg with his aching cock. There are many times that he never actually sticks his dick in between the folds of my wet pussy. Still he cums over and over again with long, strong spurts that leave him shaking and weak. He never leaves me wanting, even if he doesn’t actually fuck me with his cock. He knows how to make me cum with out using his man tool. It is always very satisfying for both of us. Laying together when we are done, our bodies wet with a mixture of sticky cum and salty sweat, we fall fast asleep. For now.

My Future Looks Bright with Big Cock

So I was bored today and went shopping and had lunch with one of my girlfriends. She is an earthy spiritual type and begged me to go to a palm reader with her. I was skeptical. Seems like a waste of time and money. The time I spend with some old gypsy, I could be fucking or sucking. But sometimes we make sacrifices for our best friends.  We went to this little shop that sells crystals and shit. Paid $50 each for our fortune of sorts.  She went first. Was in there for 30 minutes or so and when she came back she was ecstatic. She was babbling about how the gypsy said good things were in her future and big changes on the horizon. Pretty much non descriptive dribble as far as I was concerned.  But, I bit the bullet and took my turn. She was looking at my hand, reading the lines. Her eyes got really big and she looked at me and said, “You are a naughty woman.” I gulped a bit and thought, hmmm what is she seeing? She then said all she could see in my future was big huge cock, sex and bodily fluids. Sounds about right. Like monster cock; the kind of dicks one only sees in porn. She added with a smirk on her face, “I’m jealous.”  I asked her what the biggest dick she ever had was and she replied, “I’ve only ever had my husband’s cock and it’s about 4 inches.” I tried to stifle my laughter, but I told her,” that’s not a dick honey. Well not a dick on a grown man.” I told her I wish I could share my future with her because there is no other better feeling than having a big dick crammed in your love holes, stretching you out and making you beg.  I felt sorry for her; I really did. I mean I wouldn’t wish a pencil dick or a clit stick on my worst enemy. Women deserve sexual pleasure, even the ugly, old and fat ones. Women are superior. Pure and simple. And that alone is reason to suggest we all deserve the biggest thickest piece of meet we can get in our pussies.

I left that shop feeling sad that some women do not understand their worth; do not understand that they too deserve big cock to worship. But, I always feel very grateful that I know what a wicked hot piece of ass I am and that my future is paved with the big thick cocks I deserve. I just wish you pathetic little dick losers would get the clue and stop trying to tell me you got what I need. When I need a good laugh I will call you; when I need a hard throbbing big cock, well, I will call a real man.

Hot Phonesex with Sheila: The Scent of a Woman

Hot phonesex is what I need right now. Being a trophy wife is tough work. I got up early this morning and got a mani/pedi and a massage. My husband paid for it of course. I am now at home bored and horny as hell. Sure I could be doing domesticated goddess stuff, but look at me? I am way too hot to clean. My stepsons are working, my husband is out of town as usual, but that doesn’t mean I can’t satisfy my cock craving.  This afternoon there will be a handsome rugged landscaper boy working on the lawn. I plan to have him work on my lawn too. I think I am going to masturbate until then and watch some porn. I bet you need to get off hard too. Mutual masturbation sounds so good right now.

 What stud wouldn’t want to fuck me or help me get off? I’m gorgeous. I’m such a hot MILF. I even have some pussy fur to remind guys I am not some little coed, but a grown ass woman. Real women have fur. I love running my fingers through my own pussy fur. And I love to see it wet and covered with cum, both mine and yours! And don’t get me started on how good it smells after being fucked for hours. That my boys, is the scent of a woman. You know what I mean don’t you? My body is a playground for men. Big beautiful boobs, nice hairy snatch, perfect round tight ass. I get hot just describing myself. I know I am way hotter than any school girl. And, I am certain I can fuck and suck better than any college coed. I’m going to play with my pussy all morning and it get it good and ripe so when my strapping lawn boy arrives he can smell my eager wet cunt. I know he will appreciate the scent of a woman. Bet you would too!

 

40 is the New 20: MILF Sex with Vinny

Anything worth having, is worth working for. I am not 20 anymore, but that does not mean I cannot get big hard young cock. I just have to work harder for it since gravity is no longer my best friend. This is why I go to the gym 5 times a week. I got to keep my MILF body toned and sexy. Plus, working out increases my stamina and makes me more flexible for fucking . In fact, you can get me in any position thanks to yoga and aerobics. My yoga instructor, Hal, is a young stud. In great shape and has been giving me a special workout plan over the past months to help tone my ass. I normally go for big black cock, but I am in my sexual prime, so a nice thick white dick feels really good in my fuck holes too.

Hal asked a few of us special MILFS to stay after class today. We have all been working extra hard to compete with those college age gals. Especially now that it is swim suit season. Between the 4 of us, we all lost a combined 150 lbs and over 30 inches in various places. I decided we need to thank Hal properly. Everyone agreed. We slowly peeled his little gym shorts off and revealed a pretty thick nice cock for a skinny white guy! Well my MILF cunt was wet at the sight of his hard throbbing cock. I was greedy and I went down on it first. I totally worshiped his cock. He slid a finger into my tight cunt as I bobbed up and down his beautiful shaft. It was pretty hot too to look up and see myself in the studio mirrors getting finger banged and sucking dick. All four hot mommas took turns sucking his dick until he exploded a huge load on all our faces and tits. Team work to show our gratitude to the young man who has helped get us in shape to prowl other dicks.

I may have to work harder to keep my body in good shape, but those 20 somethings can’t compete with my sexual knowledge, my sexual experience or my sexual skills. And men my age can’t compete with your hard cocks full of cum. You got MILF? Trust me, age is just a number, once you have a mature woman, the coeds will be obsolete in your sex life.

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.

And The Winner Is

So the girls and I had a day trip planned to  a local water park. Before we got there we decided to make a little wager.  Who ever could get the most pictures of dicks by the end of the day had to pay for a seafood dinner and drinks for every one at the end of the day. There were five of us so that was not a small price to pay.  Of course I have the biggest tits out of all of us. Getting a guy to show me his dick is the easiest thing in the world for me. All I have to say is “Show me your cock and let me take a picture of it and I will show you my tits and let you touch them or suck one, your choice” I had no clue what tactic they were going to use but I knew I was going to use the tits to get what I wanted just like I always do! We hit that water park and all the men there like gang busters! The men there must have been wondering what was going on when all these different girls were trying to get them to show their dicks and let them take pictures. To be sure we all hit at least 20 of the same guys over the course of the day! By the end of the night it was a close call I have to admit, but at the end of the day what man can refuse a chance to see, touch or suck these big old double J’s in exchange for showing me his cock and letting me snap a picture of it? I may not be a little girl but  these tits are a deal that no man can refuse.