Tag: Ass to Mouth Phone Sex

Woman’s Best Friend

I am so nasty. Getting aroused by petsitting for my friend’s four legged creature, I decided to put the mutt to use. I took a huge shit and thought it’d be erotic to get the freaky thing to lap it up like a good male bitch. I got down on all fours to be level with the mutt, spread my dirty ass cheeks, and called him over. Then I fingered myself to get my babyhole all nice and moist. Once it started watering like the desperate hotbox it is, I stuck the dog biscuit I’d gotten ready right up my aching, filthy asshole. The stupid four-legged creature raced right up to my split legs and started eating it. He devoured the biscuit quickly but then became addicted to the taste of my ass and couldn’t stop munching, licking, and rimming on my nasty shithole. My ready cunt started creaming. His tongue was rough and I kept feeling it scraping my asshole and lapping it up. He licked the dirty shit rimming my anal canal like it was Purina chow and mounted me from behind. I felt his four legs humping my spread legs like he was trying to mate with me. The mutt’s warm veiny meat stick brimming with pet semen started pulsing out of him, growing bigger and bigger. I sucked it slick like a slim jim sausage product, trying to suck out the cream filling. He wanted to get inside of me. My own little man’s best friend was getting ready to knot his monster cock inside, hump me and mate me with his sticky wet, disgusting spud so I could have his mutt offspring.

A Smurficly Perfect Tranny

I love the Smurfs. I love that they are always so happy and that they are always signing that little song, And the way they use the word Smurf in every way imaginable. Last night I watched the movie, again, for like the hundredth time and when I fell asleep I dreamed I was in the Smurf village. I was Smurfette, the only female Smurf in the whole village. My house, a mushroom, was not just any mushroom it was a magic mushroom. I was breaking pieces off of it and making mushroom tea and giving it to all my fellow Smurfs. Being the only female in the village means lots of male attention and getting all the boys high was going to make what they were about to find out a lot easier. This Smurfette has a dick boys. As beautiful and blue as I am with my long blonde hair, between my legs is a cock that would make even Papa Smurf jealous. In my dream we are all high and happy and I begin to fuck all the boys. It was a Smurfy good time! When I was done of course they all fell to their knees and liked my Smurfalicious cock clean! And we all sing Lalalalala……sing a happy song,,,lalalalalala..smurfy all day long!

Ass to Mouth Phone Sex

Sitting like a Princess while you try to suck my large cock. You can ease up on the grip you have around it, trust me it is not going anywhere.  You seem to be having trouble taking this thick cock done you throat,  so I have an idea. Since you want to taste me so bad turn over and let me fuck that tight asshole.  Opening your cheeks I have to forced my dick into your virgin ass.  I am not a very patient lady so I make you take it all in one long thrust.  No mercy will be given tonight so grind your teeth and feel all of me inside little ole you.  My cock is scraping your ass walls as I move in and out.  I yank my cock out, turn you around and shove it down you throat.  Your eyes go wild as you taste my precum mixed with your ass juice.  All of a sudden you swallow my dick as if your eating a meal.

Worshipping the Master

I walked through the door, and you gave me a piercing stare that shook me right down to the very core. My core, that is. Throbbing pussy set alight, I tried to squeeze my legs together to suppress my need for your dick inside of me. You frowned slightly, raised a hand, and gestured for me to get down on my knees. I can recognize that body language anywhere, Sir. I dropped to a crouch in front of you, and you unbuckled your pants and shoved them down to your ankles. Then I was like a very young girl with her mother’s breast, because my mouth latched onto your cock like a suckling youngster, and my lips began to tighten and my hand went around to your ass, fingering your hole and rubbing it wildly. I blew you with enthusiasm as I rimmed your ass with my finger, and then I crawled around behind you and began to use my tongue. Jerking you off with my right hand, I spread your ass with my left one and began to lick and worship your ass with spirit and appreciation. You’re getting close, so you reach around, grab my hair, and yank me in front you. Sticking your cock in my mouth, you face fuck me violently before pulling out and creaming all over my face. When I think I can’t be humiliated any further, you shove your limp cock back down my throat and piss inside of my mouth. I swallow it all, perfectly, and then after wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, thank you for the privilege of allowing me to worship you.

Cum Junkie

I’m a nasty ho that has fucked ALL the family dongs. If it has a dick I have sucked it, fucked it, and then begged for more of it! I fucked every man my momma ever brought home, hell I even had some intimate time with  the family pooch! Rover’s pointy hard cock had my cunt dripping wet. I have never cared what it was, if it had a dick I would suck and Fuck it! I can’t go without dick for longer than an hour. I crave that shit, I need a hard dick ready for me at ALL times! I’m the kind of trashy slut that goes out to party with you and your friends and will let you all take turns fucking all my slutty holes. And YES you can squirt that load of jizz anywhere you want. I love sucking cum out of pussy. I love licking juice covered dicks clean.
Anyone say ass to mouth? I would LOVE to suck all my ass juice off that big fat cock of yours.
Water sports? I do that too. You can wake me up in the morning by slapping my face with your morning wood and I will open my mouth up wide to swallow all of your hot piss.
I really have NO limits at ALL! I want to be your nasty cum guzzling, piss drinking, shit eating, furry friend fucking gutter slut! This nasty whore will take that dick anyway I can get it.

Sardonic Possession

I had the kinkiest, raunchiest phone sex yesterday! The guy made me soooo wet. All I could think about was getting fucked hard enough from behind to split me open! He told me that I was his whore doll and cum slut. After ordering me to get down on my knees, I was told to spread my legs wide apart for a thorough stuffing! He used me and nailed me with his like his own personal sex kitten screw toy. Then I felt something cold and tight around my ankles….Slave bracelets with his name on it. Everyone should know who my pleasure spots belong to. And of course, he told me he’d sexually conquer my mom, too. She’s a whore like me! Her meaty jugs are so heavy and full of milk, and they could use a good titty fucking! If we wanted a drink of water, we’d have to bend down, completely bare ass naked, and lap it up out of our kitty bowls. He always jerked off to spill some of his pearly white cum to nourish our teeth and grow his seed in our bellies. Then he rubbed that cock off inside of us and shot his hot white jizz chowder right up our holes!

Cum Piss On Me

Have you ever had piss pumped inside you? I have!

One of my callers is really into golden showers, squirting, and piss play. Lately I’ve been trying out a lot of dirty, kinky anal games, and so far this is one of the hottest!

Pete spread me on the table and told me to hold both of my legs. I gripped my thighs tightly as he attached the tube between my butt cheeks. Pete stuck one end up my ass and the other in inside of a pussy pump. He had a great idea for the two of us to try out, and I was more than horny to oblige!

He whipped out his dick and mock-aimed it at my face. Then he pissed right inside the pussy pump. The tube delivered his golden rainwater right up the clip in my ass. It swished right past the clip and flowed deep inside of me. The feeling of that weighted liquid rushing up my asshole is indescribable. I love piss play. It makes me feel naughty, horny, and pleased all at once.

Just when I thought I couldn’t take any more, Pete knocked on the wall behind us. All of a sudden, a girl stumbled through the doorway of his apartment, dressed head-to-toe in black latex. Pete told me that his friend from down the hall had a special gift for me. I lay back, transfixed, as the girl stripped off her black panties and crawled over me. “Drink my piss,” she told me, before leveling my mouth with her pee-hole. I immediately opened up wide as a golden stream of urine flowed from her cunt, down between my lips. I licked and smacked the tangy piss, swallowing every drop. Finally, Pete pulled his own cock out and let out a stream of his own piss. Under the warm golden showers of two kinky screwballs, I learned about a HOLE new fetish.   

Do you like scat and piss play, too? Cum piss on me!

~~Naughty Ass Naudia

I’m Your Sex Slave

My Sex Slave–NarcissusNarcosis

As I sit
she begins to strip
slowly, she knows
how I like it….
All gone but her silk miniskirt
she turns around and bends over
showing me her ass
as she spreads her pussy lips…
“Daddy, can I finger myself, please?”
I give a nod as she closes her eyes.
Silently I undo my belt
and lash her inner thigh…
The pain catches her by surprise
makes her recoil
“Sorry Daddy,” she says before I can scold.
“You haven’t earned the right to call me Daddy,
you fucking whore. I could easily dispose of you and find
a couple more.
And why at all are you moving your lips?
They should be sucking the head of my dick.”

Shut Up And Swallow

You get nothing for free, that’s why you’re sucking off me

You always take what you want, now I just take what is mine

Do you want it in your ass, as I spit in your face?

Face down on the floor, hold you by the neck, do you feel like a wreck?

That’s life bitch, now SHUT UP AND SWALLOW

Shut Up and Swallow – Combichrist

Yes, yes, yes! Cum through my backdoor, man! There is no better feeling on Planet Deviant than your slippery dick shooting spud up my asshole. When you jerk it out all slathered in my juicy shit, I’ll blow you until it’s down my throat and return your dick to you shiny as new. I like it rough, so give me my marching, firing, and banging orders, and we will hit it off–literally–with a ginormous explosion of globby sperm in my backside.

Cum One and Cum All

When the going gets tough, the rough get fucking.

 Strap-ons are my new obsession.

But I’m used to sliding up and down on a more natural dick pole, so I didn’t know what to think when my friend Katelyn told me about pegging.

She told me I’d love it, though, and since I was feeling especially horny today, I agreed to try it. We made a bet that if I didn’t like it, she’d find a real cock (and man) to impale my asshole, but that if I did like it, I’d have to call her by ‘Princess’ from then on.

Weeelll . . . I’m a tough chick who can take a pounding, and I don’t go around saying shit like that. She not only shoved me down hard, just how I like it, but she giggled and told me she was going to claim my ass for herself. Then she strapped the dildo around her narrow hips and pinned me down on the ground, thrusting in and out while I withered in pleasure.

When I finally came, I screamed “Princess Katelyn” for her–and now I’m glad that she won that bet, because now Katelyn and I are going to get together for more female fun again and again and again. My ass belongs to her now, but she is very generous toward naturally dick-endowed crowd . . . cum one and cum all!