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Call Me Mrs. Robinson: Teen Phone Sex with Vinny

Normally I fuck black guys or older white men. Never really considered myself a cougar. Never consciously went on the prowl for young cock. But this teen guy, still wet behind the ears, followed me all over the grocery store. I finally confronted him. Asked him if he lost his mommy. He could barely talk, couldn’t even look me in the eyes. Just mumbled how beautiful I was.  He was socially awkward, but sweet. What is that saying? Young, dumb and full of cum. My gut told me he wasn’t even in college yet, but at least he was driving!

I was horny and he wasn’t going to stop following me, so I told him to follow me home. I wanted to sing “Mrs. Robinson” to him but was sure the reference would be lost on him. When he arrived, he pulled out his cock, and well any fear I had about wearing an orange jumpsuit, was trumped by desire. His cock was huge. That was certainly a man cock he was packing in his school boy pants. I fell to my knees and started worshiping that teen cock.

Once I had his throbbing rod in my mouth, I didn’t care about the age difference. This young guy needed a cougar to teach him how to use his instrument. Amazing tool he had, and I was going to rock his world. I fucked him in every position conceivable. I pretty much demonstrated the entire kamasutra guide to sexual positions with him. Even let him fuck my ass. I swear that boy was half black, because that cock belongs to a 30 something black man, not a teen white boy still in school.

Turns out I was his first. He was a virgin. I popped a teen boy’s cherry. And he filled me up with boy batter all day long. Turned me into a school boy’s cum dumpster. If being a cougar means I get to drain big thick cocks that can fuck me like a gang of black men, then call me Mrs. Robinson.  My pussy just found the fountain of youth.  I think tomorrow I take my morning jog around the schoolhouse.

Your Step-Mom Needs Your Hard Cock

Do you lust after your step mom? I bet if she is my age, married to an older man, she needs you. You see boys, women in their 30s are in their sexual prime and we need a working hard cock. I bet your daddy can’t please your step mom like you could. That is what my step sons told me. And you know what? They were right. Nothing compares to a young hard cock that can fuck all night long. You know you could fuck your step mom all night long like she deserves.

Once I started fucking my husband’s boys, I started experiencing real pleasure. As a younger girl, I loved older men. But now that I am older, young cock is what I need. Your step mom is no different. I bet if you stole her panties, let her catch you jacking your hard shaft, walked around in just your boxers, you would get her attention. You see many of us step moms are lonely as well as horny. We just need a little attention and we spread our legs like butter. Even let you do the things girls your age wont let you do. You see boys, and older woman loves anal sex and cum on our faces.

I am happy to help you work up the courage to approach your hot step mom. My step sons played me like a violin, but it worked. I have been fucking them for a long time now. If you wake up with morning wood, pop chubbies throughout the day, can’t stop beating your meat, then it’s your duty as a good son to share your cock with your step mom. Trust me she needs you as much as you need her.

Let Me Be Your First Cock

I consider myself a woman, but I still have some male instincts I guess. I love the outdoors. Hiking, white river rafting, camping, cross country skiing… And the Fall is the best season to enjoy the outdoors. Last weekend, I decided to go camping. The intent was to go solo, do some hiking in the day time and at night, in my tent, listen to nature, relax and maybe even read a book or two. Masturbate under the stars.

My alone time changed when I caught the fancy of a rugged park ranger.  He wore one of those sexy Smokey the Bear hats like Pharrell does in that cute Happy video. He was worried about a pretty girl camping in the woods all by herself. So sweet and old fashioned. He came by my tent the first night to check on me. Of course I invited him in for drinks. I had a couple bottles of wine with me.

I am a sucker for a gentleman, and he was a sucker for a pretty face. As soon as he kissed me, he pitched his own tent in his pants. I love getting guys hard. Especially unsuspecting ones. Very rarely do any leave once they discover my pleasant present. My sexy ranger was no different. After I sucked his hard cock, he went down to eat my pussy, saw my throbbing cock instead, and said, “Well, how do I know unless I try.” He went right down on my cock and as a newbie, swallowed all ten inches until my balls were against his chin.

I let him fuck my ass. It was his first time with a cock. He fucked me good too. Shot a big load of jizz in my ass. Better than starting a fire to stay warm. I’ll take hot cum up my ass any day over a fire. He came back every night I was in that tent too. The last night he let me take his ass for the first time.  It was tight. I love a tight ass. A virgin ass is even better. Once a straight man has my cock in his ass, he doesn’t look at pussy the same way again.

Let me be your first cock!

Fall Is Time For Hunting

The leaves are changing colors and dropping from the trees. Animals are foraging for food and preparing to hunker down for the winter. Hunters are dressed in camouflage with their manly guns, hunting for meat like cave men.
It is a very primitive time of year. And very erotic in a way.
Some friends of mine that enjoy the sport of hunting invited me on a hunting trip last week. Laughing hysterically I told them I don’t know how to shoot a gun nor could I ever kill a living creature.
They told me not to worry I could sit at the hunting cabin, enjoy the peace and quiet of the woods, as long as I made sure they had dinner when they got home from the hunt.
After thinking about it I agreed, and I am glad I did!
I spent my days reading, listening to the radio and sitting out side in the open jerking my cock that seemed to stay hard more then normal out there in nature.
It was fun making sure the manly men were fed and taken care of in the evenings. And I liked sitting around the fire with them listening to the stories of the day and drinking beer.
On the very last day of our trip, one of them came in early and there I was, eyes closed sitting outside, cock in hand beating my meat hard and fast.
I felt someone looking at me but I was to far gone to stop, look or care.
When I finally blew my load and opened my eyes there he was with his dick in his hand.
He came to me and told me that he had never had the guts to approach me and that inviting me was his idea. He knew this was his last chance to come to me and tell me what he had always wanted.
I took him by the hand and led him inside. By the cabin fire I kissed him gently working my way down to his throbbing cock. Taking it into my mouth and working my magic, my dick got hard again as his body responded.
I sat back and asked him what he wanted to experience. I told him not to speak it to just lead me and I would follow.
Tentatively he put his mouth on my dick. I knew he had never sucked a dick before. But he mimicked what I did to him and he was fabulous.
He looked at me and asked if it would be OK if he stopped before I came. He wanted to feel me inside him and he wanted to be inside me.
I was delighted and took him gently, licking his tight virgin ass before stroking him as I eased in. He responded by rocking back against me and moaning. His desire brought me to orgasm quickly and before I knew it he was inside me fucking me with all the passion he had pent up.
He came deep inside me and kissed me hard, thanking me.
We laid on the blanket in each others arms for a while before cleaning each other up and cooking dinner together.
I guess my hunter bagged a deer on this trip. Just not a four legged one, a three legged one.

Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Fat is Where It’s At

Do you enjoy BBW phone sex? Chubby chasers are growing in number and I am a chubby chaser’s wet dream. I mean look at me? I am a full figured beauty who loves to fuck and suck. I rock my curves. When I was younger the mean girls and boys use to call me a fat pig. But, who is laughing now? I’m the goddess on the Internet making top dollar off my smoking body. I get to eat what I want, fuck who I want and make money doing the two things I enjoy most in this word. Screw the skinny bitches who starve themselves for a man. Fat is where it’s at. I get all the cock I could ever want and I am never cranky because I’m starving. And guys, you want to fuck a girl who eats. A full figured girl with a full belly will have more energy than the Energizer Bunny. I can fuck all night long. Check out my fellow hot plumpers at our new site designed specifically for you chubby chasers!

Chunky, big, plump, stocky, meaty, bovine, swollen, obese, doughy, rotund, porcine, hefty, husky, roly poly, large, butterball, pudgy, burly, gargantuan, 2 tons of fun….are words that no longer hurt me. I embrace my body. And trust me, you will too. I have big natural embraceable 40 EEs that skinny girls don’t unless they bought them. Mine wrap around your cock; mine dangle above your lips; mine squirt milk. And, I got a juicy embraceable ass that Kim Kardashian would envy;  but unlike Kim, my lovely lady humps are not implants. You can grab on to my humps as you fuck me up the ass. A skinny girl may break in two if you fuck her ass, but a chubby girl can handle your junk in her trunk. Real women do indeed have curves.

Here are some words for you: more to love, passionately plump, curvalicious, volumptuous, bootylicious, juicy, zaftig, womanly, more push to the cush, BBW…. I am a full figured goddess. Confident and sexy. Beautiful on the inside and out. Words don’t hurt me, only huge cocks do. So cum be a chubby chaser and discover that once you go fat, you never go back.

 

Rent a Whore

I threw a banging party. The music was so loud I couldn’t hear myself think. $50 bucks to get in the door and all access to my little sluts! Jessica was in the middle of the room surrounded by big hard dicks. She was jumping from one cock to the next sucking them off!  Guys really love fucking her little mouth before they more on to a tight young pussy! Katelyn was the party favorite! She normally is! Such a nasty little whore!  Mike and Jerome had her packed between them! Mike shoved his cock all the way down her throat while Jerome was stretching her little ass open further! She was already cum covered when they got their turn. Such a dirty little slut! She really earned me some good money!

Taking the Train

I love taking the train to town! So many horny men just leering and staring at me! It really turns me on! I always find one LUCKY man to give a hand job too! There is something super fantastic about sitting next to a handsome guy and seeing his cock JUMP to attention for me!  I just smile. Then I lay his coat over his lap and start rubbing that hard cock RIGHT there in the middle of the train! So many people standing EVERYWHERE as I jerk him off. Of course he tries not to show how much he LOVES it! His hard cock throbbing for me! Leaking for me! Until I feel him EXPLODE! And all the warm creamy cum cover the front of his pants! Mmmmm It just gets my motor running! Then I always invite them to my place later for a good fuck! Today was Matt… we are meeting later tonight. I hope he like surprises! I have a big black throbbing one for him!

Cum Whores!

Who knew the Train could be such a good place to pick up guys. I met Matt earlier. He is in for such a surprise tonight! I invited him over for a good fucking! Of course he doesn’t know about my big black cock! He arrived right on time! His cock already hard and throbbing as he walked in the door! I pulled him straight back to the bedroom! He let me strip him completely down. I even dropped to my knees and sucked his cock till his balls were nice and tight for me! Then it was time for the reveal! I stood up and started taking off all my clothes! He was so fucking turned on his body was shaking! When he unleashed my big black cock his face went so white! I could tell he wanted to bolt so I grabbed him and pushed him down. I didn’t give him time to think about it. I just shoved my cock right down his throat. After a few seconds he started sucking like a whore! Swallowing my thick cock like I wanted! By the end of the night he was BEGGING me to fuck him! And I of course I did! So tight and warm! He took all of me and came so good. I love turning men into my cum whores!