Category: Rim Jobs Phone Sex

Tossed Salad Any One?

Do you love a good rim job? Love to have a tongue or finger in your tight little poot chute while your cock is being sucked? Well guess what sugar I love to have my salad tossed just as much. You know it is true what they say no one knows a woman like another woman. I want my ass licked just like my cunt, soft and sweet and sensual. Do you have what it takes to toss my salad and make me cum so hard I squirt in your face. If you want a full fledged, straight on, drown your face in sweet, hot cum, learn to lick my ass the way it’s supposed to be licked. Master the art of a good salad tossing. Female rim job heaven for me and the face covering orgasm of your dreams can be yours. Are you game or are you lame?

Rim Jobs Phone Sex: Lesbian Ass Play

Until a few months ago, I cringed at the thought of having a rim job.  But then I went to a lesbian wedding. My son was unavailable to be my date and my hubby was out of town, so I went stag. It was a lovely wedding, filled with hot chicks. I’ve been with women before. In threesomes and the occasional drunk girl on girl fun in college. But, this was the first time I was surrounded by nothing but hot pussy licking women. One of the bridesmaids was also stag so we kept each other company during the reception. I had one too many bottles of champagne and the next thing I know I am naked in bed with the hot lesbian bridesmaid. I was doggy style getting my pretty pussy licked by what appeared to be a professional carpet muncher.  This chick had mad skills. I think I came like 10 times on her face. I am about ready to collapse when her tongue goes in my ass.  Not accidentally either. She had her hands on my ass, cheeks spread wide, fucking my ass with her tongue. I started to squirm, but she yelled at me to relax. I was overwhelmed at first with feelings of disgust; like that can’t possibly taste good to her. But then, she slipped a few fingers up my cunt and probed that tongue of hers deeper into my glory hole and before I knew it, I was dripping pussy juice on the sheets. The combination of having your ass rimmed and fucked while your pussy is being fingered feels awesome. And to have a hot chick doing both to you, well that’s just bonus. I can’t believe I resisted rim jobs in the past. My ass taste yummy too. She kissed me after eating out my ass and I got even more wet. Thanks to the persistence of talented lesbian, I have a new addiction. Wanna rim my pretty ass?

Shemale Stroking Session


Having secret thoughts about me?  I know you are but I understand why I have to be a secret, it’s more fun that way anyway.  The way you treat me puts a smile on my face.  The fact that I’m your pretty woman gets me wet.  Being your lady on the side is perfectly fine with me.  Side chicks get the best treatment The gifts you always send me are awesome, dressing up for you is always exciting as well.

I remember when we first met and you pretended that you didn’t  know that I have a cock.  I wanted to skull fuck you that night but had to be a lady.  I sat there picturing you arching your back for me and begging to get stretched.  

My dick belongs to you as long as you give me what I need.   One of my favorite things to watch you do is look up at me while you eagerly serve me.  The way your lips would quiver was priceless to watch.  It’s been a while since we’ve had one of our steamy fuck and suck sessions.  I do believe you know keeping me waiting will only lead me straight to my little black book.   I might not be dialing your number!

Paper Walls

I heard the BEST goddamn action last night from my neighbor’s apartment. It turned me on to the fucking max. While I was taking a big old nasty shit, my asshole was getting all stretched out with the huge dirty log pushing out. It made me want dick so bad, and that’s when I heard moaning cumming from next door. Our apartment complex has paper fucking walls, I swear. I got up, flushed the toilet, and immediately put my hand between my legs without wiping first. I couldn’t stop fondling my pussy and filthy asshole as the sound of bodies slapping into one another came from the room next door. I heard them slam up against the wall as he pounded her from behind, and it got me so horny, I couldn’t stop myself. I dipped fingers into my dirty, stanky asshole and rubbed that shit all over my pussy. It was the nastiest and dirtiest thing I could think of, and I started smooshing it in all over my tits and down my stomach. It was so hot and juicy and mushy…it made me hungry. While I listened to the girl next door drop to her hands and knees to suck her guy’s cock, I grabbed my tit, put it to my mouth, and licked all of my own shit off. Now that’s what I call a hot fucking time!

Woman’s Best Friend

I am so nasty. Getting aroused by petsitting for my friend’s four legged creature, I decided to put the mutt to use. I took a huge shit and thought it’d be erotic to get the freaky thing to lap it up like a good male bitch. I got down on all fours to be level with the mutt, spread my dirty ass cheeks, and called him over. Then I fingered myself to get my babyhole all nice and moist. Once it started watering like the desperate hotbox it is, I stuck the dog biscuit I’d gotten ready right up my aching, filthy asshole. The stupid four-legged creature raced right up to my split legs and started eating it. He devoured the biscuit quickly but then became addicted to the taste of my ass and couldn’t stop munching, licking, and rimming on my nasty shithole. My ready cunt started creaming. His tongue was rough and I kept feeling it scraping my asshole and lapping it up. He licked the dirty shit rimming my anal canal like it was Purina chow and mounted me from behind. I felt his four legs humping my spread legs like he was trying to mate with me. The mutt’s warm veiny meat stick brimming with pet semen started pulsing out of him, growing bigger and bigger. I sucked it slick like a slim jim sausage product, trying to suck out the cream filling. He wanted to get inside of me. My own little man’s best friend was getting ready to knot his monster cock inside, hump me and mate me with his sticky wet, disgusting spud so I could have his mutt offspring.

Worshipping the Master

I walked through the door, and you gave me a piercing stare that shook me right down to the very core. My core, that is. Throbbing pussy set alight, I tried to squeeze my legs together to suppress my need for your dick inside of me. You frowned slightly, raised a hand, and gestured for me to get down on my knees. I can recognize that body language anywhere, Sir. I dropped to a crouch in front of you, and you unbuckled your pants and shoved them down to your ankles. Then I was like a very young girl with her mother’s breast, because my mouth latched onto your cock like a suckling youngster, and my lips began to tighten and my hand went around to your ass, fingering your hole and rubbing it wildly. I blew you with enthusiasm as I rimmed your ass with my finger, and then I crawled around behind you and began to use my tongue. Jerking you off with my right hand, I spread your ass with my left one and began to lick and worship your ass with spirit and appreciation. You’re getting close, so you reach around, grab my hair, and yank me in front you. Sticking your cock in my mouth, you face fuck me violently before pulling out and creaming all over my face. When I think I can’t be humiliated any further, you shove your limp cock back down my throat and piss inside of my mouth. I swallow it all, perfectly, and then after wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, thank you for the privilege of allowing me to worship you.

Cum Piss On Me

Have you ever had piss pumped inside you? I have!

One of my callers is really into golden showers, squirting, and piss play. Lately I’ve been trying out a lot of dirty, kinky anal games, and so far this is one of the hottest!

Pete spread me on the table and told me to hold both of my legs. I gripped my thighs tightly as he attached the tube between my butt cheeks. Pete stuck one end up my ass and the other in inside of a pussy pump. He had a great idea for the two of us to try out, and I was more than horny to oblige!

He whipped out his dick and mock-aimed it at my face. Then he pissed right inside the pussy pump. The tube delivered his golden rainwater right up the clip in my ass. It swished right past the clip and flowed deep inside of me. The feeling of that weighted liquid rushing up my asshole is indescribable. I love piss play. It makes me feel naughty, horny, and pleased all at once.

Just when I thought I couldn’t take any more, Pete knocked on the wall behind us. All of a sudden, a girl stumbled through the doorway of his apartment, dressed head-to-toe in black latex. Pete told me that his friend from down the hall had a special gift for me. I lay back, transfixed, as the girl stripped off her black panties and crawled over me. “Drink my piss,” she told me, before leveling my mouth with her pee-hole. I immediately opened up wide as a golden stream of urine flowed from her cunt, down between my lips. I licked and smacked the tangy piss, swallowing every drop. Finally, Pete pulled his own cock out and let out a stream of his own piss. Under the warm golden showers of two kinky screwballs, I learned about a HOLE new fetish.   

Do you like scat and piss play, too? Cum piss on me!

~~Naughty Ass Naudia

Cocksucking Phone Sex

Tranny Phone SexCocksucking Phone Sex is unbelievably hot! Friday night Jake stopped by and I could tell he was in a mood. When he gets in these moods he likes to slowly suck and tease my ten inch cock all night. I really enjoy just laying back and letting him take control for a little while so I let him suck my cock for hours and I shot my load down his throat several times before I took control and flipped him over and fucked him in the ass. I pounded my cock into that sweet ass over and over again until he was squealing. I know he really enjoys my fucking him in the ass because he tightens his ass cheeks on my cock and makes me shoot my wad hard into his ass!

Then on Saturday night I invited Sarah over because I was wanting some good pussy and she has a sweet tight little pussy that is almost perfect. She enjoys cock sucking so we started there. I let her suck my hard cock until I was ready to cum then pulled out and crammed my ten inch cock into her little pussy as far as I could. She is a little thing so I can’t get it into the brim but close. I fucked her until we both burst with cum. At this point she was tired and asked if she could stay the night so she could get fucked in the morning before work and I said sure!

Message In A Bottle

I am your message in a bottle. I washed up on the shore of your life. When you opened the bottle you got the message you had been looking for. A woman that would do all the things she never would and not expect anything in return. A no strings attached, kinky affair. I got what I wanted to, someone that had bottled up sexual frustration and tension that would scratch every kinky and perverted itch I have, no questions asked. You come to me not because you have to, but because you want to. She would tell you what a sick fucking freak you are for wanting to do the things that make your blood boil and make you cum hard fulfilling your needs. But I don’t, I know what you want, what you like and how you like it. With me your fantasies are fulfilled, your desires are met. I know that you want me to lick your balls and ass while rubbing that hard cock up and down with my hands. I know that you almost cum on the spot when I stick my tongue in that tight ass of yours. I know that you love to shove that cock in my mouth while spitting all that jizz down my throat. I don’t think it is nasty or gross but instead I swallow every drop and beg for more. Just like the slutty whore you need. And you give me all of it in return, fucking me, satisfying me, it is the perfect arrangement. Each time I think about you cumming to me my pussy gets wet and I get excited, knowing that we are about to do things we shouldn’t yet we can’t help it. The best sex is taboo and secret. It is oh so wrong, yet oh so right!

Scat Phone Sex

There is no cocksucker out there that I know that could ever say no to my fine ass. I get all kinds of calls where my clients beg me down on their cock sucking knees to worship my sexy, curvy ass. Oh, how their dicks get so hard when I grant them permission to touch it. They go way beyond verbally worshiping my ass to caressing, kissing, and licking it. However, they all know they can NEVER fuck me up my asshole … That is my job is to fuck them up with this big dick right up in their shit holes. So what I know they all end up doing is begging to taste my asshole, even if they get to taste my shit along with my wet ass juices. Lol! That’s right be that good brown noser you desire of becoming. Cum taste this ass while I sit on your face.