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Gilf and Proud of it!

Gilf is more than a word… Its a life style! I love being a Grandmother. I am proud of all my years learning EVERYTHING about sex!  I know I have a banging hot body that just BEGS for attention! Lucky for me, I never have to look to long. I try not to wear panties or anything that will interfere with a good fucking. Some times you have to be prepared. Like today. I had an urge for peanut butter fudge. So I needed to run to the store for unsalted butter. There was only one box of real butter left. It was on an end cap in a large fridge. I am not very tall. I had to bend all the way over to barely reach the butter. I almost had it when I felt someone with a large hard cock push right up against me. I heard a deep voice ask if I needed any help. I pushed my ass hard against him, and heard him moan. Then with out even thinking about it I said “fuck me”. I was pretty surprised when he unzipped and pulled his hard cock out. He fucked me right there in the grocery store, bent over the fridge. He even reached around and pulled on my tits! He fucked me so hard he was lifting me off the floor, and shoot his big creamy load deep inside me! He pulled out, and zipped up, He pulled my dress down, and then reached in and grabbed the butter. He pulled his pen out and wrote his phone number on the box then handed it to me. Then walked away. I felt like a little girl who got away with something when I checked out!

What a Good Secretary Does!

 

I was asked to come in to work today. It seems our brand-new manager was having a surprise inspection from corporate. Poor guy’s first day at a brand-new job and he has a surprise inspection. When I showed up he was hyperventilating in the conference room. My goodness he was just a young boy. I mean he couldn’t have been more than 23 and a manager already. While I just knew I had to help him. So I locked the conference room door I walked over to him and told him that I would help calm them down. I dropped to my knees unzipped his pants pulled that throbbing hard Dick out. He stopped hyperventilating and was just staring at me in ahhhh. When I ran that big bubble headed Dick over my lips. I licked him like a lollipop. And then slid that cock all the way down my throat. I started bobbing my head been down. Feeling him getting harder and thicker. I raised my hand up and started playing with his thick heavy balls. Then he finally relaxed and started to moan. Oh I sucked his cock good. I pulled my mouth off of his big fat Dick. I looked him right in the eyes. And I asked him “Are you can be the man and take what you want?” He shook his head yes. And then bent me over the conference table, slid my skirt ride up, And fucked me just like a man should. He slammed his cock into me over and over. That big thick shaft stretched me open. He pounded me for a good 15 minutes before he shot his load deep inside me. I cleaned his cock up. Got him looking perfect. And then I told him “Now go be the man and pass your Inspection.” And damned if he did walk out there like he own this place. Sometimes a man just needs the right motivation. And that’s exactly what a good secretary does. Gives the right motivation.

Birthday Suprise

I got a call from Peggy last week. She had to work late tonight on her sons birthday. She asked if I could invite him over for a little cake so he wasn’t alone until she got home. I was happy to do it! I love to bake. And It has been a few years since I have seen David. And boy was I surprised! He has grown a foot since I saw him! I baked him a chocolate surprise cake. I sat him at the table and put the cake down. I reached over to get his plate and DAMN IT. I pushed my big tits in his cake! I cant believe I did it. I was so upset! David was laughing so hard. And then he asked if he could still have the cake. And I told him of course you can sweetie! I was surprised when he stood up and walked over to me. THEN BENT DOWN and LICKED my shirt. Right over my breasts! My nipples got so hard. He got this cute little smile on his face and said I should take that dirty shirt off. Of course I did. Followed by my bra and skirt. Then I took his clothes off. I gave him the best birthday ever! I got down on my knees and sucked his young cock till it was throbbing hard. Then I let him bend me back over that cake and fuck me like the man he was becoming! Ooh his young dick pounded me for almost an hours before he came deep inside me. I think I enjoyed his birthday as much as he did!

Making noise

I got summoned to the courthouse today. For jury duty. I did not want to spend all day long stuck in the courthouse. I was hoping I would get dismissed after the first round. But that didn’t happen. We had a break for lunch and I stayed behind to talk to the magistrate. We started walking to the elevator together. I told him that there was just no way I could stay for jury duty. The magistrate was pretty firm that there was nothing he could do about it. We got on the elevator together in the doors closed. The elevator started to move and then the lurched to a stop. I was thrown forward right to the magistrates waiting arms. I felt him start to stir against my fingers. And I knew exactly how I could get out of jury duty. I told him how hot I was getting. How I didn’t like closed-in spaces. I took off my jacket and started unbuttoning my shirt. My large round breasts were pressing firmly against my blouse. That top button was just about to pop off. And he couldn’t take his eyes off of me. I kept saying how I just couldn’t breathe. As I slowly unbuttoned my shirt. The magistrate started stuttering. Asking if there was anything he could do to help me. I told him I needed to take my mind off this . I could see his raging hard on, as he was staring at my exposed breasts. Then I walked up to him, dropped to my knees and pulled that massive cock out to play with. He didn’t say a word as I stuck it in my mouth and started to suck on it. Sliding my mouth up and down that long thick shaft. He started making these cute little noises, like a kitten. Then he let out this incredibly loud moan. Almost a shout. And shot his load into my mouth. As I was pulling his cock out of my mouth the elevator started to lurch forward. I quickly buttoned up my shirt. And as the doors came open, the magistrate said of course since I wasn’t feeling well I could be excused from jury duty. So I guess it worked out after all.

Hollywood Heat


I was invited to a Hollywood party last night at this huge beach house. My friend Alesta said this will be way cool, we have to go. The party thrower sent us a limo with a fully stocked bar, so we drank our way there. We pulled up at the house and got out of the limo to see porn star Anita dark walk in the house with two other girls. With wonder we walked in to find Charlie Sheen talking to Alyssa Milano talking about tv projects in their underwear. We then turned and saw Pam Anderson naked, making out with Tommy Lee on a couch. We just looked at each other and said OMG it’s a Hollywood sex festival.

Miley Cyrus was getting fucked by two guys on a pool table and I saw my friend walk away with pro wrestler the Miz. I then felt some one tap me on my shoulder. To my surprise, it was Nicolas Cage. “It looks like your friend left you” he said “yeah” I answered. “she likes the sports guys”. Nick was wearing some cargo shorts and a t-shirt.  When he handed me a glass of red wine, and talked with me, I could tell he was checking me out the whole time as my nipples perked up. Nick made his move and said “would you like to join me in a bedroom?” I smiled, gave him a peck, and said yes. We looked in the first bedroom and saw Mandi Moore and Katy Perry having sex with this married couple. The husband was giving it to his wife while she was eating Mandi’s pussy, and Katy was flying solo.
We the snuck into the next bedroom where we saw Drew Berrymore watching porn, rubbing her body and reaching for a dildo. I said “oh we’re sorry” Drew smiled with naughty intentions and said “oh no come on in.” She slipped me out of my dress, began kissing me, and pulling me into the bed as Nick got undressed, and joined us.

Drew kissed me with passion as Nick rubbed my body all over. It felt so good, and soon I was stroking his hard on as Drew was licking and suckling at my nipples while grinding our love boxes together. I looked into Drew’s eyes and said I want to eat you. She giggled and said “mmmm” ok baby 69 me”. I got on top of her and lowered my pussy to her lips as Nick leaned back and watched. Oh wow this is awesome he said. I licked Drew’s pussy wildly as she did the same to mine as waves of lust hit us full force. I looked up and said you want some Nick? “ oh momma yes I do” he said. I turned around and offered my wet pussy to him. He teased my pussy lips a little and entered me from behind. As my mouth lapped up Drew’s pussy juices. Nick found a great pace and pushed into me deep. Drew slid up and held my ass open and slid a finger inside my rosebud. I moaned and shook with lust as the two stars worked me and an orgasm hit my sexy body so hard. Then Nick plopped me over and rammed his rod in me hard and deep as Drew slid the lubed dildo snug into my ass, sucked my tits and turned it on. Electric pulses went through my body and made me cum in minutes. Nick then pulled out and blew his load all over my body. As Nick left Drew and I kissed and exchanged phone numbers and we walked down the hallway hand in hand naked.

Back in My Day

 

Back in my day a woman knew how to take care of her man. Not this equality bull shit that goes on now. I mean women used to be rulers of their kingdom. Because they were rulers in their bedroom. A guy would do anything so he could fuck his own wife. And a woman could have anything she wanted. She could get out of any trouble she was in. And all she had to do was suck her husbands dick. Now women expect fair and equal time in the bedroom. She expects her man to get on his knees and lick her pussy. She demands so much attention and time, that her man doesn’t even want to be around her. I’m old enough to know better than that shit. I greet my man with sucking his dick. I lick his balls. I slide my tongue all the way back to his tight little asshole and lick that to. I let him suck on and play with my nipples. And I ride his dick like it’s a bronco needing to be broken. Then I get him an ice cold drink, tell him he’s the best I’ve ever been with. And that man is mine forever. I don’t have to ask him to lick my pussy. He will beg me to lick my pussy. I don’t have to demand he treat me better. Because he’ll treat me like a goddess. You see all these needy greedy little bitches out there. Don’t know how to take care of their man. A man just needs a little attention. He needs to feel special and wanted. You make a man feel like he’s wanted, and he will fuck you like he needs you. Because he can’t get that shit anywhere else.

 

Next Generation of Awesome!

 

I was out shopping today and I ran into Mike; an old friend of mine. Well, I should say an older lover of mine. He was much younger when I knew him. The boy across the street who loved peeking on me, and loved the MILF I was back then. I was his first lover and taught him everything I know! Today he was walking with his son. A strapping young man who looked so much like his dad did at his age! Mike introduced me and then got that knowing look in his eyes. He asked If I could use any help around my house. See Mikes son Dane was available if I needed him. Danes faces was shocked! I guess he couldn’t believe his dad just volunteered him. But of course we both knew why. Mike wanted me to make a man of his son. And of course I took him up on his offer. Dane was not to happy to help but he showed up on time. He wasn’t eager until I took off my robe and was standing in front of him in my little bra and panties. Then all the sudden he was MORE than happy to help. And the first thing he helped me with was taking off my bra. Then he helped me by sucking on my nipples. I could tell he didn’t know what he was doing but that is what I am for. I gently took his cock out and slide it into my mouth. I showed him how good it could feel when I sucked it. How I could swallow every inch. I let him shoot his load right in my mouth! Then I sucked on his balls till he was ready again. I couldn’t just let him leave without teaching him how good my pussy felt!!! But lessons like these take a long time to learn. And I expect he will be back quite a lot! I wonder if he will figure out how much his dad loves him!

Warm Fire and Hot Cock

All this cold weather has me thinking of warm fires and hot cock. I just cant get cock out of my thoughts. Even last night I had the best dream last night. I dreamed I had my tits wrapped around a young hard cock and he was pumping away. I got to lick and suck on that mushroom head until he blew all over my face. He gave me the best facial I have ever had. When I woke up I just had to find a young cock to taste. I didn’t have to look to far. I just put on a VERY sheer white top and went out to check my mail.  The boys next door couldn’t take their eyes off me. I picked out my favorite and motioned for him to follow me. And he was more than willing. I sat down in front of the fire and took off my shirt. I heard him gasp. Then I told him it was time to fuck my tits and he could BARELY get his cock out fast enough. I was pleasantly pleased by how long he took to cum on my face. And how fast he got ready for round two! A perfect cold weather day!

Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you?

The neighbor who cuts my yard asked me if I could help him with his English homework. He likes the way I help him remember everything. When He gets his problems right three times in a row.  I lick his cock. And He does love when I lick his cock. The more he gets right the more I lick. And the more I lick the more he is motivated to get more right. It is a win win for both of us. He learns so fast when I help him! He was having a problem with hyphenated words.  He was starting to pick it up, when I asked him a trick question. Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you? He was VERY quick to say I needed to pull them apart. And I did. I pulled them wide open. And he did what he does so well. He licked my pussy till I came all over his face! Mmmmm He is such a fast learner!

Teaching the important lessons

My Grandson spent the weekend with me! He is such a little hand full. I am always catching him staring at my nice big round tits. I even caught the little bugger sneaking into my bathroom while I was in the shower. And snapping pictures of me with my old Polaroid. Finally I had just had enough. Granny needed to teach him some manners. I pulled him into the bedroom and explained how young men need to show respect when out in public. And that you don’t PEEP on people. Then I taught him how the rules change when you get a lady in the bedroom. In the bedroom we want to be treated like WHORES.  Nasty dirty sluts! I taught him how to call granny a slut. Pull my hair. Fuck me harder! I even taught him how to spank that ass while he was fucking it! And let me tell you!  He is a super-fast learner! I believe it is important for a mature lady like myself to pass on my knowledge to the next generation.