Category: Hardcore Phone Sex

My Mom’s Sexy Cub

My mom is a cougar, always has been.  She was over 40 when she got pregnant with me…by a college student.  Now, at age 64, she’s involved with a man that’s 36.  I have uncles older than him!  But, supposedly they’re in love.  I think he’s only after her money!  You see, my mom hit the lotto BIG a few years back.

She has been really excited about me meeting him, so a few days ago I caught a flight to my mom’s.  Before I could even get settled, the asshole was all over me, when my mom wasn’t looking.  He said he was sick of her doting, old ass, and was happy to have some fresh, young pussy in the house.  I wanted to yell, “Muthafucka, dat’s my momma you talkin’ about!”  But, I had something better in mind…

My mom likes to sleep in on Saturdays, so I went to fix myself some breakfast early in the morning.  I knew her evil cub would be waiting to pounce on my ass, the first chance he got.  The previous night, while they were doing their bedroom business, I set up my remote-controlled camera.  He went for the bait, and fell right into my trap.  I really put up a fight, and made a good show for the camera.  But, I must admit, that dick was GOOD, and I give it to him like a champ, when he raped me on the breakfast table.

Later that night, I presented him with a copy of the footage and a proposition – disappear or face charges for rape!  I can handle my mom having a broken heart, but I refuse to let her have a broken bank account!

 

Sexy Earth Day!

I don’t usually celebrate Earth Day.  Don’t get me wrong, I recycle and shit, but it’s just not an official holiday to me.  But, this year the weather was just so nice, I decided to do something to celebrate the Earth’s beauty.  I brought my beauty and booty out to the beach for the Earth, and all its occupants to enjoy!  I even put on a green swimsuit to celebrate.

I had all the dirty, old men drooling, and even the lifeguards had a hard time keeping their eyes on the water.  My juicy, round ghetto booty was barely covered, and it was all too easy to see my nipples poking through the thin material.  I left a trail of hard cocks, as I walked down the beach to find a place to relax.  Once I settled, there was no shortage of volunteers to rub me down with sun block.  Yes, even my dark skin needs it!  I enjoyed having my ass rubbed by the strong, white hands of a long-dong stranger.  I even let him slide two fingers in my sweet spanky, before he went back to his girlfriend.  I know he’ll be calling me soon, so we can finish what we started…

Bloody Food Fun

Snuff Princess LydiaSo today’s blogging topic is “Making Food Sexy”. Of course all these other bitches are doing cutesy little cookies and muffin blogs. BORING!! Really?? That’s all you can come up with?! No imagination whatsoever.

If you really want to make food sexy I suggest you cum to the dark side and start with something young. The younger the flesh the more tender the meat I say.  The fun part is the “Preparation” of the meal.  I love my meat a little more on the rare side and no meat can be too tender so you really have to beat it really hard! Treat the little lambs like venison, nice and tender.I imagine quite the gruesome scene. The good news is, we don’t have to commit to just one right?!? We have so many dishes we can make let’s do them all! Female, male, let’s fillet them all up. Of course I want you to have your fun with them. No need in letting a perfectly good body go to waste right? Play with your food!  Indulge yourself. It’s the “LITTLE” things in life that are important after all right? If you are looking for real imagination instead of this fluffer nutter bull shit then I’m the Sadistic Phone Sex Teen of your bloody nightmares!  Ba– da– ba– ba– ba. I‘M LOVIN‘ IT!

Sadistic Teen Phone Sex Lydia

Chock Fulla Cock

Last night, my boyfriend invited his friend over for some good ol’ threesome fun! Little did I know that I was in for one of the roughest, kinkiest rides of my life! I mean can you imagine two, aggressive big dick men having their way with my little submissive body? They didn’t hesitate to push me down on my back and start feeding me their meats like they were Sunday dinner. I never knew my mouth could stretch wide enough to down two thick rods down my throat. It got difficult to breath as they were face fucking me and growing rapidly in my mouth. Suddenly my boyfriend pulled his cock out of my mouth and ordered me on my knees. He aggressively snatched my legs as far apart as they could go and slid under me. I let a scream when he slammed hard on his cock! He bounced me up and down on it with his hands around my hips. After my cunt juice was running out of my pussy and all down his balls he slowed down so his friend could join. I screamed again when he got behind me and rammed his stick inside my shithole! Now both of my holes were chock full of cock! And they unmercifully stretched me until I was numb and sore. Wow what a night! 

Tales of a Ghetto Sex Slave

I remember vividly how he pushed me down, bit me on my big nigger lips and spit in my mouth before feeding me his stiff white dick. It made my cunt just ache and cream like never before. Then he violently stretched my shithole, while ramming a beer bottle up my wet, monkey pussy. I must say that I was a bit shocked when he snatched it out of me as I was squirting.

I did as I was told when he demanded that I hold it against my open lips while he pissed, making some trickle down my throat and some into the bottle. Right as I had a mouth full of his pee, hot white dick lava erupted into it, sliding down my tongue. He kept his meat in my mouth and began to choke me demanding that if I swallowed I would be punished. I obeyed and kept his fluids in the back of my throat. He then grabbed the beer bottle and emptied it in my mouth, slapped me, then told me to swallow. Playing with my cunt, I closed my eyes tightly and started to squirt again, simultaneously gulping down all of the liquid. Master was so turned on, I sucked him off again in about 2 minutes. After swallowing once more, he unbuckled my collar and leash and told me that I was his best slave ever…

Hurricane Keisha

Fuck Sandy, ghetto Hurricane Keisha is what you and your white dick should be worried about! You might want to make sure you’re prepared with all of your survival gear before approaching this busty black storm! Trust me, handling these strong chocolate waves might be a little difficult if you never had a ghetto ass like mine. Swimming in these waters are sure to give you and your dick the sexual cyclone of a lifetime! Oh shit! the forecast

could’ve never predicted how disastrous this black juicy pussy and ass could be to that white bitch you’re married to, or that frail whore you call your girlfriend. After your mass explosion from this sexual hurricane you’ll never get hard for her again! I suggest you hold on tight and brace yourself for this drenching wet, black typhoon pussy. Think you can handle it and tame me with your big white meat? Well prove you can settle these dark winds on a wild nigger whore phone sex call with Hurricane Keisha!

Pound my Black Ghetto Ass!

Ever saw a big, round nigger booty like this one and your dick got hard? Ever wanted to smack and see it up against your big white cock? I know it turns you on to see the contrast of our naked skin sliding together. You’ve always dreamed of sliding your cock up and down my nice chocolate crack and wetting it with your juicy precum. I know it will get you rock hard to hear me begging you to get inside of me and hit that deep,

sweet chocolate center of mine making me ooze it out all over your dick. Everyone knows I just love to feast on a big vanilla stick and feed it to my fat nigga pussy. I want you to bust it open and bury your meat deep inside my fat ass and pound it until your heart is content! It’ll drive you crazy when it jiggles as you unmercifully bang it inside of me. Don’t hold back boy I like it rough! Give me that white dick now! Call ghetto Keisha for the best nigger whore phone sex you can imagine.

The Corn Maze

Mother of All Evil in Wolf's clothing You hear what you think is the typical funny sounds of people pretending to crank up chain saws and a wolf howling.  Laughing it off and convincing your girlfriend it’s all part of the act you wind your way through my terrifying maze.  So many turns, left and right and right and left and then a particularly creepy looking scarecrow chases the two of you with a chain saw  until you are so lost you don’t know where the entrance is anymore.  You had no idea the maze would be this big.  Then you see what looks like a very large wolf run ahead and around the corner.  Again you convince your girlfriend that it’s all part of the show.  That is until you find the body.  A young teenage girl, guts ripped out, bite marks and claws all over her body, clothes torn off and legs spread wide.  You try to convince yourself it’s a joke then you hear a piercing howl and see a dark shadow.  It looks like a woman with a wolf’s head and as she gets closer you notice she’s covered in blood.  She’s not alone, the creepy scarecrow is slowly walking behind her.

You and your date haul ass.  She’s screaming and you are still coming to terms that this is no game.  In the confusion you get separated.  Twenty minutes later you hear her scream and run to her.  The scene that assails your vision when you find her is this:  The scarecrow balls deep in her asshole, her lifeless body bent over a haystack, the she wolf at her neck, ripping the skin open and eating her.  The wolf looks up at you with bits of your dead girlfriend in her teeth and smiles.  You scream and run for your life.  You won’t get far.  I will find you.  I will eat you and I will devour your soul.  There is no escape from the Mother of All Evil.  I’m still hungry for the taste of your flesh and my scarecrow wants to combine the juices of your girlfriend with yours.  He’s going to violate you too.  You better hope that you are dead when that happens.

Goddess Levi owns you!

Cumdumpster Fagtoy!  Remember those words because that is your destiny.  More specifically, to be MY Cumdumpster Fagtoy!  Granted it might take some time for me to train you and break down your resistance.  However trust and believe in the fact that you will SUBMIT.  You can not possibly resist my charm.  I am a submissive trainer in every sense of the word.  I will caress your submissive side like a snake charmer, caressing your senses with my voice and weaving my web of control so strong you will never escape…

I can’t forget it

I don’t know how he got in, all I know is that I was alone when I went to sleep and suddenly I woke up when I felt the weight of his body crushing mine. I was terrified, I had no idea who he was or what he was planning on doing to me, but I knew it was going to be bad. His hand was covering my mouth so all I could do was whimper as he roughly ran his hands all over my body, he was grabbing at me and hurting me, I was crying but he just wouldn’t stop! Then he leaned down, put his mouth directly on my ear and whispered softly “If you let me do what I want, I will let you live. If you fight me, I will kill you.” I am naturally submissive so I just lowered my gaze and nodded to him that I wouldn’t fight. I was shaking from head to toe, I have never been so scared in my life! He slapped me hard across the face and told me to quit my crying and then he shoved his huge cock down my throat. I was choking and gagging but he just grabbed a handful of my hair and pulled me even closer, he was just brutally fucking my throat until I thought I couldn’t take anymore, I was sure I was going to die there with his dick in my throat, but he finally pulled out and allowed me to gasp for air. The punishment wasn’t over though, he forced my legs apart and shoved his cock balls deep into my poor pussy and fucked me so roughly that I couldn’t help but scream. Oh god that pissed him off! He punched me hard over and over until I managed to stifle my screams and then he flipped me over and shoved my face into the pillow. He said he wanted to make sure I would be quiet for this as he forced his cock into my tight little asshole and fucked me harder than anyone has ever fucked me. It felt like hours went by before he finally came, I was broken and defeated, I was ready for him to kill me then, but all the sudden he was different. He gently stroked my hair and told me I was wonderful, he said I pleased him so well that I deserved a little treat. I was so confused, he went from half killing me to treating me like I was his favorite pet and I just didn’t know what to do. My legs started to tremble as he gently pulled them apart but all he did was softly lick my pussy. I didn’t think it was possible, but he got me really excited! It was the most incredible orgasm I have ever had, I never knew anything could feel so good! This is definitely a night I will never forget…