Category: Gilf Phone Sex

Gilf and Proud of it!

Gilf is more than a word… Its a life style! I love being a Grandmother. I am proud of all my years learning EVERYTHING about sex!  I know I have a banging hot body that just BEGS for attention! Lucky for me, I never have to look to long. I try not to wear panties or anything that will interfere with a good fucking. Some times you have to be prepared. Like today. I had an urge for peanut butter fudge. So I needed to run to the store for unsalted butter. There was only one box of real butter left. It was on an end cap in a large fridge. I am not very tall. I had to bend all the way over to barely reach the butter. I almost had it when I felt someone with a large hard cock push right up against me. I heard a deep voice ask if I needed any help. I pushed my ass hard against him, and heard him moan. Then with out even thinking about it I said “fuck me”. I was pretty surprised when he unzipped and pulled his hard cock out. He fucked me right there in the grocery store, bent over the fridge. He even reached around and pulled on my tits! He fucked me so hard he was lifting me off the floor, and shoot his big creamy load deep inside me! He pulled out, and zipped up, He pulled my dress down, and then reached in and grabbed the butter. He pulled his pen out and wrote his phone number on the box then handed it to me. Then walked away. I felt like a little girl who got away with something when I checked out!

Cum Cure

 

I do love to volunteer and do charity work. It is important to give back to the neighborhood, and I love meeting new people. Well this week was the Jingle bell Jog. I I do it every year.  This year I was really looking forward to meeting some sexy doctors on the run. When I arrived I picked out my shirt, but lets face it. Those shirts are not made for someone with such large breasts. They are cute white t-shirts that are completely see through when stretched across my massive breast. If that wasn’t drawing enough attention, there are the cutest little bells sewn onto the shirt. Which should have been on your stomach area. Because my tits are so large, they were placed over my tits like nipples. Oooh I don’t mind. I actually like the attention I was getting. I made it about half way through the run when I got a serious twist in my thigh. I went off the course past some bushes to a bench to have a little rest. Just a few seconds pasted when a nice young man joined me. A young doctor who saw my distress and wanted to help. He pulled my leg up on his shoulder and started to rub my thigh that was hurting. His fingers kept itching closer to my hot wet pussy, and I could see how hard he was. He managed to stop himself right before he found the promise land and I knew he regretted it instantly. I told him I wanted to thank him for his help so I pulled him close and started kissing the outline of his hard cock. He let me pull his cock out and suck it into my mouth. Right there in the bushes next to the track. Oooh I could tell he was super nervous and worried about the attention, but when I slid his cock all the way down my throat he stopped worrying! Mmm He tasted so good! The more I sucked the loader he moaned. Then he surprised me. He seemed so timid. He pulled his cock out of my mouth and pushed me back on the bench. He buried his cock right inside me! Ooooh god he fucked me good! Like a man does. He made me cum over and over again. Then he shot his load all over me! It was just what I needed to get me going again. Mmmm its funny how cum can cure all your illnesses

Fun Ride

 I love to take little day trips out to the lake. I drive one of my sports cars and lay out on the lake. Just enjoying the fun in the sun. Its a very private area. On private property. So I don’t have to worry about prying eyes. So I don’t mind going topless and sunning away my tan lines. Today was so very beautiful I just had to take a trip to the lake! I stripped down to my bikini bottom and left my clothes on a big rock close to my sunning area. I heard one of the gardeners come by and trim up some of the hedges. I didn’t mind. I have had my way with him before and was looking forward to some more fun when I heard him drive away. I guess he was to busy to play, or didn’t notice me. After about an hour I was getting a little hungry so I decided it was time to head to the house. When I went to retrieve my clothes I was shocked to see them GONE. The gardener must not have seen me. He cleaned up my clothes! I was going to have to drive home in bikini panties! I thought nothing else could go wrong. BUT I was mistaken. I got in the car, BUT the car wouldn’t start. Not at all. So I am sitting here in my panties needing a tow. I tried every number I could think of. Every friend and Fuck I knew, but no one was answering the phone! It was starting to get late, and I was very hungry. So I broke down and called AAA. I requested a tow, and waited. I was standing by my car waiting when the driver pulled up. He sat in his truck for a few minutes before he got out. He was a younger man. Early 20’s and I could see the outline of his VERY hard cock! He never once asked why I was half naked. Like he didn’t notice. He just kept saying how beautiful my car was. How sexy its lines where. He has always wanted to have a car like this one. He was stroking my car like most men stroke their DICKS, and I was in my panties! Well I couldn’t take it. I started flirting with him HARD CORE. Rubbing my tits against his arm. I even asked if he saw anything he liked. But he just ignored me! He popped my hood and did something. THEN asked me to try to crank the car and it STARTED right up! OMG I was so relieved. I signed his invoice and before he could leave, I asked if there was ANY WAY I could talk him out of his shirt. He gave me the biggest smile and said only one way. I thought he was going to say he wanted to drive my car. But he leaned forward and whispered in my ear what kind of nasty things he wanted to do to me! How he wanted to fuck me right over my car. So I reached down and grabbed his hard cock and pulled it right out of his pants. He was already dripping wet. He turned me around and I could feel his wet thick mushroom head pushing tight against my hot wet pussy. Then he plunged deep inside me. His cock was so thick and hard. He started fucking me and pulling on my nipples. Grabbing my tits as he rammed in deeper! I knew he was going to push me over the edge. And I tried to wait but I couldn’t. I started cumming all over him. Squeezing and milking his cock. And he threw his head back and shoot his load deep inside me! I don’t know what turned him on more me or the car. And really I don’t care! It was one hell of a good day!

What a Good Secretary Does!

 

I was asked to come in to work today. It seems our brand-new manager was having a surprise inspection from corporate. Poor guy’s first day at a brand-new job and he has a surprise inspection. When I showed up he was hyperventilating in the conference room. My goodness he was just a young boy. I mean he couldn’t have been more than 23 and a manager already. While I just knew I had to help him. So I locked the conference room door I walked over to him and told him that I would help calm them down. I dropped to my knees unzipped his pants pulled that throbbing hard Dick out. He stopped hyperventilating and was just staring at me in ahhhh. When I ran that big bubble headed Dick over my lips. I licked him like a lollipop. And then slid that cock all the way down my throat. I started bobbing my head been down. Feeling him getting harder and thicker. I raised my hand up and started playing with his thick heavy balls. Then he finally relaxed and started to moan. Oh I sucked his cock good. I pulled my mouth off of his big fat Dick. I looked him right in the eyes. And I asked him “Are you can be the man and take what you want?” He shook his head yes. And then bent me over the conference table, slid my skirt ride up, And fucked me just like a man should. He slammed his cock into me over and over. That big thick shaft stretched me open. He pounded me for a good 15 minutes before he shot his load deep inside me. I cleaned his cock up. Got him looking perfect. And then I told him “Now go be the man and pass your Inspection.” And damned if he did walk out there like he own this place. Sometimes a man just needs the right motivation. And that’s exactly what a good secretary does. Gives the right motivation.

Birthday Suprise

I got a call from Peggy last week. She had to work late tonight on her sons birthday. She asked if I could invite him over for a little cake so he wasn’t alone until she got home. I was happy to do it! I love to bake. And It has been a few years since I have seen David. And boy was I surprised! He has grown a foot since I saw him! I baked him a chocolate surprise cake. I sat him at the table and put the cake down. I reached over to get his plate and DAMN IT. I pushed my big tits in his cake! I cant believe I did it. I was so upset! David was laughing so hard. And then he asked if he could still have the cake. And I told him of course you can sweetie! I was surprised when he stood up and walked over to me. THEN BENT DOWN and LICKED my shirt. Right over my breasts! My nipples got so hard. He got this cute little smile on his face and said I should take that dirty shirt off. Of course I did. Followed by my bra and skirt. Then I took his clothes off. I gave him the best birthday ever! I got down on my knees and sucked his young cock till it was throbbing hard. Then I let him bend me back over that cake and fuck me like the man he was becoming! Ooh his young dick pounded me for almost an hours before he came deep inside me. I think I enjoyed his birthday as much as he did!

Making noise

I got summoned to the courthouse today. For jury duty. I did not want to spend all day long stuck in the courthouse. I was hoping I would get dismissed after the first round. But that didn’t happen. We had a break for lunch and I stayed behind to talk to the magistrate. We started walking to the elevator together. I told him that there was just no way I could stay for jury duty. The magistrate was pretty firm that there was nothing he could do about it. We got on the elevator together in the doors closed. The elevator started to move and then the lurched to a stop. I was thrown forward right to the magistrates waiting arms. I felt him start to stir against my fingers. And I knew exactly how I could get out of jury duty. I told him how hot I was getting. How I didn’t like closed-in spaces. I took off my jacket and started unbuttoning my shirt. My large round breasts were pressing firmly against my blouse. That top button was just about to pop off. And he couldn’t take his eyes off of me. I kept saying how I just couldn’t breathe. As I slowly unbuttoned my shirt. The magistrate started stuttering. Asking if there was anything he could do to help me. I told him I needed to take my mind off this . I could see his raging hard on, as he was staring at my exposed breasts. Then I walked up to him, dropped to my knees and pulled that massive cock out to play with. He didn’t say a word as I stuck it in my mouth and started to suck on it. Sliding my mouth up and down that long thick shaft. He started making these cute little noises, like a kitten. Then he let out this incredibly loud moan. Almost a shout. And shot his load into my mouth. As I was pulling his cock out of my mouth the elevator started to lurch forward. I quickly buttoned up my shirt. And as the doors came open, the magistrate said of course since I wasn’t feeling well I could be excused from jury duty. So I guess it worked out after all.

Babysitting

 I had the best weekend of my life. I got to babysit the grand ones. And that’s what makes me a perfect grandma. The boys are getting awfully big now. Kevin is just growing up so fast!  He tries to be such a big boy. And I guess he is getting to be big, because I caught him with his little hand down his pants. More than five times on the first day alone. He thought no one noticed he was stroking his little hard dick. But of course grandma notice. I love that age were they figure out it feels good to play with that cock. It was time for grandma to teach Kevin exactly how good it could feel. After I tucked the other little ones into bed, I came in to Kevin’s room to give him some special one-on-one time with Granny. And of course right when I walked in Kevin was playing with his little dick again. ohhhh he tried to pull his hand out of his pants really fast. But grandma saw him. I sat down on the bed next to him. I ran my hand from his knee up to his thighs. I was very happy to see his little Dick just jump for grandma. He froze like a little rabbit when I move my fingers up against his cock and started stroking him. Grandma knows just what he needs. I pulled out his little Dick and started sucking it for him. I love knowing I was the first one to ever wrap my lips around his cock. Oh I get to suck on it for a long time. I’m pretty sure he’s too young to come. But it sure will be fun testing that theory from now on.

 

Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you?

The neighbor who cuts my yard asked me if I could help him with his English homework. He likes the way I help him remember everything. When He gets his problems right three times in a row.  I lick his cock. And He does love when I lick his cock. The more he gets right the more I lick. And the more I lick the more he is motivated to get more right. It is a win win for both of us. He learns so fast when I help him! He was having a problem with hyphenated words.  He was starting to pick it up, when I asked him a trick question. Is pussy lips one word or should I pull them apart for you? He was VERY quick to say I needed to pull them apart. And I did. I pulled them wide open. And he did what he does so well. He licked my pussy till I came all over his face! Mmmmm He is such a fast learner!

Teaching the important lessons

My Grandson spent the weekend with me! He is such a little hand full. I am always catching him staring at my nice big round tits. I even caught the little bugger sneaking into my bathroom while I was in the shower. And snapping pictures of me with my old Polaroid. Finally I had just had enough. Granny needed to teach him some manners. I pulled him into the bedroom and explained how young men need to show respect when out in public. And that you don’t PEEP on people. Then I taught him how the rules change when you get a lady in the bedroom. In the bedroom we want to be treated like WHORES.  Nasty dirty sluts! I taught him how to call granny a slut. Pull my hair. Fuck me harder! I even taught him how to spank that ass while he was fucking it! And let me tell you!  He is a super-fast learner! I believe it is important for a mature lady like myself to pass on my knowledge to the next generation.

Chrismas Wishes

 

I have always loved Christmas. But let’s face it. Christmas is all about the little ones. I go out of my way to make sure I spread some Christmas cheer. It is never been too hard for me to slip into a tiny skirt and a tight sweater and find some young meat to please.  This year I went down to the skateboard park. So many young men. Skating freely. Enjoying themselves. I walked around till I found the one I was looking for. He was a loner. Didn’t seem to have any friends. He looked sad. And he had holes in his shoes. He was the one I was going to pass some Christmas joy on to. I walked right up to him and asked him if he could help me. He was VERY eager. So nice and polite. I offered him 40 dollars if he could move some of my furniture around in the house. He was happy to help. And I was happy to help him. When I got him home and took off my top he was putty in my hands. He had a nice hard cock for granny Rose! And I did make sure he left with a smile on his face. A cock drained of cum. AND 40 bucks for Christmas. I feel like Santa Claus!