Category: GFE Phone Sex

Hot Phonesex Lets Me Take Care of Lonely, Neglected Cocks

hot phonesexI love hot phonesex. When I entered the phone bone world, I started doing this part-time. Just to supplement my income from the strip club. But now I do this full-time and the strip club is more part-time. I love talking dirty. But I really enjoy taking care of men.

And I really like talking to lonely men. Lonely men come into the club all the time. And they’re not much different from some of my callers. Married men seem taken for granted, and sex starved. Some just need somebody who cares and listens and wants to make their day better.

Perhaps this contributes to my perpetual singleness. I talk to too many men, and I meet them too, who are married, but have not fucked in years or decades. Why get married if you’re not going to fuck your husband?

So, this phone sex babe loves delivering the girlfriend experience. I don’t need a husband when I have my lonely men at the club and on the phone. Last night, I met a lonely widower at the club. Likely 30 years older than me.

But age doesn’t matter to me. Lonely men come in all ages and races. In my head, I called this man Mr. Howell from Gilligan’s Island. I used to love that show when it came on Nick at Night in the 90s. But this man came into the club dressed in an all-white suit before Memorial Day. He did look dapper though.

And he took a shine to me. I did not dance last night. But he wanted me in the VIP room anyway. Poor man became a caregiver to his wife who passed away from cancer. After the lap dance, I gave him a hand job.

I Love Taking Care of Neglected Men on the Phone and in the Club

Honestly, I would’ve fucked him. Such a sweet old man. Believe it or not, a decent cock on him too. Not sure if he took Viagra or not, but I don’t believe I ever felt a cock quite as hard as his. At 68 he still gets boners. But a woman has not touched his cock in 25 years.

And I knew his wife was sick. But she was not sick for 25 years. They got married in the 80s. This sweet old man gave me the biggest cum shot from a hand job I’ve ever experienced. His load shot across the room. And he let out a guttural moan that suggested he needed to bust a nut. I thought he might pass out from exhaustion afterwards. My pussy never touched his dick. The best paid hand job of my life.

For a bit, I wondered if this mirrored those playboy models trying to satisfy Hugh Hefner when he was in his 80s. Although, me Mr. Howell seemed closer to 70, he sported a neglected old dick. But what a sweet man. I would’ve jacked him off for free.

Although in my profession as a phone whore and a stripper, I’ve met my share of assholes, Mr. Howell, I would not include him among them. The sweetest old man. Afterwards, the owner of the club told me that man’s last name. In my town parks and buildings appeared named after his great grandfather. Old school money family.  So, I’ll help him out if he comes to the club again. That’s what I love about my jobs. I get to meet such interesting people and help them feel better.

Cum Shots on Tits Gives Me a Tasty Treat Later

cum shots on itsWhen you have tits like mine, you enjoy cum shots on tits. It’s true. Women with big breasts never mind you cumming on their tits. I welcome it. Sometimes I meet men that I like, but they turn out to have small cocks. So, I titty fuck them and let them cum on my boobs instead.

Men love my boobs. Boys love my boobs. Girls on the other hand, tend to get jealous of my boobs. But last night I hooked up with a couple. And that doesn’t happen too often. Most women do not want to share their husband with a sexy BBW. Now, I’ve enjoyed my share of threesomes with two men. But I can count on one hand, the number of times I’ve shared a woman with her husband.

Now the hot wife gave me some rules to this random threesome last night. The husband could not fuck me. He could eat my pussy, He could titty fuck me, and I could suck his cock. We could even lick each other’s asses if we wanted. However, his cock could not enter my wet bald pussy. Too bad. His cock looked great. But I did not want to rock the boat. Even though I love married men, I don’t want to marry their husbands. I’m not trying to steal husbands. Really, I am not a threat to anyone’s marriage.

I could do anything I wanted with the woman though. And they owned a variety of sex toys. So, I put on a strap on dildo and I fucked his wife probably better than he’s ever fucked her.

Big Boobs Need Cum on Them

Although I would say his cock appeared decent, likely seven or 8 inches, I don’t know that he fucks her. He’s more the make love to her gently kind of guy. So, I showed him how to make his wife squirt. It wasn’t that hard either. She started gushing all over me and I continue to pound that pink little pussy better than her husband.

Well, of course, he appeared worked up from watching me make his wife squirt that he looked like he might squirt. So, I wrapped my big tits around his dick since the wife forbid me to fuck him. It didn’t take long in between my massive jugs for him to squirt his load all over my big tits. Pretty massive load. I guess we really did give him a show.

With his cum resting on my boobs, I fed myself one of my tits. And I could see his cock coming back to life quickly watching me savior his jizz off my right boob. His hot wife came around. She grabbed my other tit and started sucking on it.

Soon I watched him fuck his hot wife while she ate my pussy. So, I didn’t get a cock last night. I did enjoy a hot threesome. And for this BBW phone sex slut that still feels like a great night. I like pussy. Almost as much as I like cock. However, pussy will never replace cock. I’m a little worked up today needing some good dick. Think you got some good dick for me?

Dominatrix Phone Sex is What a Sexy T-Girl Feels Born to Do

dominatrix phone sexAs a sexy tranny with a big dick, I easily fell into dominatrix phone sex. Although I do not live in the BDSM world, I am a bad ass in the bedroom. But ’m never a bottom. And I make that clear anytime I’m about to bring someone home to fuck. Sometimes, they act like they don’t even believe me. However, they soon find out the truth.

Last night, I dolled myself up and went to my corner hotel bar. It’s an upscale bar but the closest one to me. Less than a full two blocks away. Sometimes I meet travelers there. What happens in a different city, your wife doesn’t need to know about, right? Harry couldn’t believe his dumb luck. He accidentally hit on a shemale domination porn star and didn’t realize it until I stood naked in front of him in all my glory.

I thought my sexy tranny cock might be a deal breaker for him because of the look on his face, but I guess he was just taking it all in and trying to figure out how he did not pick up on the fact I have a cock not a pussy. So, I told him I don’t need a pussy when I have you. You’re my pocket pussy for the night. He wanted me. He just didn’t want to be labeled gay. So, I gave him my you’re not gay speech and backed it up with the facts.

Men Love a Dominant Tranny Fucking Their Assholes

The next thing I know, he’s on his knees, worshiping my big cock. And I could tell he never sucked cock before. So, I held his head to slow him down a bit, but I continued to thrust my cock in and out of his mouth. I just needed him to get me rock hard to fuck his tight virgin ass.

I didn’t want to nut too quickly. Although I do possess a fast rebound time. After a few minutes of him polishing my knob, I ordered him into the downward dog position, so I could fuck his tight ass. But I did use plenty of lubrication. I don’t want to destroy anybody’s asshole unless they deserve it. I want to make it feel good.

However, when you do sport a big dick, it will hurt like hell the first time. No matter how much lube I use or how gently I fuck you, a virgin ass will hurt. But I asked my one-night stand to do some deep breathing as I entered that tight hole. Before long, he begged me for a hardcore ass fucking insisting that he could handle it. I love being the top. And I love virgin assholes. Do you think you can handle what I got? Only one way to find out.

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Big Daddy King Turns All the Women In Your Family Against You

cuckolding phone sexCuckolding phone sex always gets an upgrade with Big Daddy King. He’s more popularly known as The Black Bull God. Fresh off a private vacation in Cancun where the bevy of beauties he met called him El Dios Toro Negro. Big Daddy King translates in any language because most women on this earth are Black Bull God Worshipers for life. Even the women not lucky enough to meet him still worship him.

Once back in Texas, The Black Bull God wanted me to come join him and meet the newest girl to join the most elite sugar baby posse on the planet. I could see why he liked her. An only fans girl with big tits, an itty-bitty waist and a big old booty. To handle The Black Bull God Cock, a woman needs to be built like a brick house. That monster Anaconda swallows up tiny girls. Hell, the Anaconda still can be a struggle even for us thick and curvy girls.

Many girls appear too thick for tiny white dicks. So naturally we gravitate to The Black Bull God. My beloved King had a surprise for me. Many years ago, I met this little stalker guy who just would not take the hint that I wanted nothing to do with his tiny white cock. He came into the club with big dick energy and nothing to back it up. And he’s been a pain in my ass for years. But The Black Bull God came to my rescue and put my stalker in his place. He took his wife. And he knocked her up, giving her a son with a bigger dick than my stalker.

Every Woman Wants to Be a Black Bull God Worshiper for Life

Well, my stalker ended up with no wife until he met another woman and duped her with his big dick energy. However, my beloved King took that wife too. Now my stalker managed to be a sperm donor and knocked her up. And that daughter, Jamie, built a shrine in the home to The Black Bull God and his Black Bull God Cock. My loser stalker sleeps on the couch. His entire family cuckolds him and gives him small cock humiliation phone sex whenever they can.

Big Daddy King owns all the women in his family. His ex-wife, his current wife, his sister, his mother, and even his daughters. Jamie is his daughter from his second wife, but he also has a daughter Amanda with his ex-wife Desiree who he owns too. Both girls, Jamie, and Amanda were raised in the Black New World Order. Jamie invited me to see the shrine she built. And I took that as an opportunity to invite the rest of the family. Amanda recently turned 18 and Big Daddy King and I decided that he should welcome her into The Black New World Order properly.

However, neither Jamie, Desiree nor Amanda realized we planned this special surprise. I took pictures of this beautiful shrine that included a throne for The Black Bull God, and he hopped on his private jet and came to visit. By the time he arrived, I gathered my stalkers’ entire family to watch Amanda get indoctrinated properly. The girl already sported her tramp stamp that said Black Bull God Cock Worshiper. She’s sported her BDK bling too.

Big Daddy King Can Take Your Entire Family

All the women in my stalker ‘s life seems so excited to see The Black Bull God. One glaring exception, however. My stalker seemed less than enthused to host Big Daddy King in his home. But he looked outnumbered.

This night celebrated Amanda’s birthday and her new legal age status to join the hottest sugar baby posse in the world. During this trip, The Black Bull God claimed yet another member of my stalker’s family. When Big Daddy King arrived, he walked in wearing nothing but a robe. All of us fell to our knees to kiss the ground he walks on. When we disrobed him, we saw her best body. Chiseled perfection. There he stood in all his glory and white compression shorts that could not contain the Anaconda any longer.

Of course, a feeding frenzy ensued, and we left a rainbow kisses all over those white compression shorts. Amanda went crazy. She will remember this birthday for the rest of her life. Because this was the day she got to suck and fuck the most coveted cock in the world. Cock does not do it justice. It’s literally an Anaconda.

Amanda, me and the rest of my stalker’s family started the forearm challenge. Once the most magnificent cock in the world made its appearance out of those compression shorts, we let Amanda see that The Black Bull God Cock appears bigger than a forearm. I looked over at my stalker, and he bowed his head in shame because he knew he did not measure up.

Every Man Can Lose Women to The Black Bull God

Amanda went crazy, wrapping her hands and her mouth and eventually her pussy around The Black Bull God Cock. At one point while Big Daddy King drilled the fuck out of her holes. She looked at her daddy and told him The Black Bull God is her daddy now. She told him he just served as a loser sperm donor. So true. Amanda’s young bald pussy took a pounding, but in the best way possible.

And you know, of course The Black Bull God fucked the rest of the women in the family too. He may be just one mortal man, but he’s a superior man with a superior cock who can fuck an entire family of hot white women many times over. I enjoyed watching Amanda get indoctrinated into the Black New World Order by the rightful leader himself, The Black Bull God. Now Amanda can say she is officially owned just like her mother, her half-sister, her aunt and her grandma.

Young or old, women beg for the Anaconda. Every white woman wants to be a Black Bull God Worshiper for life. Amanda’s star appears on the rise now thanks to The Black Bull God. So don’t think for a moment that he can’t take all the women in your family too. He probably already has and you don’t even know.

Posing for Big Tit Photos Leads to Fucking with Me

big tit photosI love posing for big tit photos. This picture I’m using in my blog came from a photo shoot last year. And the photographer became one of my lovers. So, when he texted me that he would be in town for a photo shoot, I got excited. He wanted to see me. And I wanted to see his big cock again.

This photographer does not have a wife. However, he lives 700 miles away from me. I know he does not believe in the long distance relationship thing. But it’s nice to know he wants my big tits and juicy pussy. He told me nobody sucks cock better. And I believe that. I can suck the chrome off the doorknob.

So, Saturday night we hooked up. But he stayed at a unique Airbnb for the weekend. One of those tiny homes in the woods. So, I could scream as loud as I wanted to, and nobody would hear me. We joked that we might tip the tiny home over while fucking. He gives me a hot squirting pussy every time too. My single photographer not only possesses a big dick, but he possesses great stamina too.

On the outskirts of town, we fucked in a tiny home in the forest. Nobody around us, but the birds and the bears. But we tuned all that out and just fucked in this tiny little home making it shake. He pounded my pussy. And he did it so hard that my tits bounced in my face, making it look like somebody punched me. One of the hazards of being a big breasted girl I suppose.

My Big Boobs Make Men Go Crazy

And this photographer seems obsessed with my tits. All men are, but after we fucked, he wanted to take some pictures of my boobs for his personal spank bank. So, he took pictures of my boobs in their natural state. But he also took pictures of his cum on my boobs with some whipped cream too. He turned my big breasts into sundaes and licked off the chocolate, the whipped cream and the ice cream too.

I never mind food play. In fact, I love it. Women with big breasts like me need to be open minded because men loved to play with big tits. They even call for big tits phone sex because they just love to play with a nice set of knockers. And look at mine. Big and natural and eager to please and feed!

I’m a little worn out today from a weekend of fucking. I might need to sit on a bag of frozen peas to soothe my pussy. But I’m a happy girl. My photographer lover seemed happy too. He’s on his way back home, but I drained his cock many times. And I told him he could visit me anytime he wants. I will always make time for big dicks.

Phone Sex Babes Teach Younger Girls How to Milk Wallets Instead of Fighting

phone sexI love phone sex. Honestly, I got into this line of work to supplement my income. As a runaway and high school dropout, my options seemed slim and not always legal to support myself. I’m street smart though just not book smart, but I’ve carved out a decent living in the adult industry.

Although I mostly retired my stilettos, I still help out at the club often. Just now I’m more in charge of the talent. Hiring, training and dealing with their drama. When I first started in the adult industry, I remember an older porn star telling me I would make a lot of women jealous, but to never sink to their level. And I took that advice to heart.

Although when you got a bunch of hormonal women trying to support themselves with the same pool of men things can get caddy. But you can take the higher road and that’s what I try to teach these younger girls. Honestly, even with the changes in pornography laws, there appears to be enough men to go around. So, I teach my fellow GFE phone sex providers and strippers how to support each other instead of tearing each other down. And I break up fights constantly. The younger generation seems a lot more vicious than my generation.

Men Enjoy Watching Strippers Fight Over Them

When the security guard texted me 911 last night, I knew I needed to put out a fire at the club. These two younger strippers got into a knockdown, drag out fight with one girl pulling the weave off another girl. Honestly, shameful behavior. But when I arrived, I found a group of guys hedging their bets on who would win and getting aroused watching the cat fight.

So, I saw a way to profit and settle the score. I pulled the two girls up on stage, told them the rules, collected money from the guys and told them to fight. Whoever cried mercy first got half the money Apparently a lot of men like to see two women fighting, especially if they’re fighting over them. And some investment banker from out of town caused the ruckus. He pitted them against each other. Guys play those silly games all the time. The key is to only make them think you’re fighting over them.

If Young Girls Listen to Me, They Can Milk Men’s Wallets Together

These young girls can learn from me. I know every trick in the book. Amber won the fight. But I won the battle. I gave guys what they wanted to see, which was two women fighting over them. Perhaps to some men, two hot babes scantily clad in tiny bikinis fighting for their attention, turns them on. The big investment banker who started the rumble ended up tipping them each five grand for the show. A very generous tip. A great way to de-escalate the situation.

So, I let him take my girls home in his limo. They could enjoy a profitable night with him and learn to work together. After all that, they ended up working together and sharing the client for a much bigger profit. And I realized maybe we need to go back to Jell-O wrestling nights.

We used to do it once or twice a month at the club before Covid. Guys just love seeing women fight and wrestle each other. And my goal is to help these girls make bank. Teach them how to play the guys, and not to let the guys play them. And to teach them to work with each other. Last night I felt more like a house mother than a stripper coordinator.

Everything worked out well. The club made some extra money. A wealthy investment banker seemed very happy. Two girls learned to work together with a guy instead of fighting over him and that made them more money. And I realized I need to bring back wrestling in the club. Clearly men want to watch two women fighting. Would you like to see that?

The Biggest Cum Shot Men Give Me Every Time

biggest cum shotWith a body like mine, I always get the biggest cum shot from a guy. And I don’t even need to try that hard. Perhaps men just go weak for my big boobs or my big ass. Either way I enjoy making men feel good, especially men who make me feel good too.

Recently, I met a married man at a friend‘s party. Generally, I avoid men who married friends of mine or friends of theirs. It makes things less complicated. Less drama. But in my defense, I knew Alex before a friend of a friend married him. Alex became one of my lovers in college. He was not my first married man, however. My love for married men phone sex goes back to my high school years. Once upon a time, Alex was one of my professors and married to his first wife.

But we lost contact once I graduated college and left the area. So, when I saw him again at a party it seemed like fate. After his first marriage tanked, he met Phoebe, the cousin of one of my best friends. And if it had been anybody else, but Alex, I probably could’ve refrained. But I served this as mistress through most of my college years. And I didn’t do it to get good grades. I became his mistress because he was handsome, intelligent and hung like a horse.

Married Men Seem to Be My Weakness

Ever since we reconnected at my friends 10-year anniversary party, we started fucking again. Although this time he does not seem like a neglected husband. Phoebe seems like a nice woman. I doubt she neglects her husband‘s big cock. But I did know Alex before she ever met him and I know she doesn’t make him cum like I can. As a young coed, I became acutely aware that Alex liked big natural boobs.

We resisted going off to an unused bedroom and fucking our brains out at first night we reconnected. But now he comes over one night a week. I don’t want to destroy my friendship with Phoebe ‘s cousin. And I don’t want to destroy his marriage either. But I always considered Alex to be my first love. And he makes my pussy wet still.

I’m the Perfect Mistress Because I Never Pressure a Man to Leave His wife

However, I’m too much into the married man lifestyle to settle down now and he loves Phoebe. But if a man can have his cake and eat it too, he will. And I’m the perfect mistress for that. I never demand more time than a man can give me. And I never pressure a man to leave his wife. I just want to drain his balls. And with a cock as big as his, I doubt Phoebe can keep him drained by herself. Perhaps, in my own way, I’m helping their marriage.

He can enjoy my big tits and my bald pussy anytime he wants. And he gets to keep his wife. We just must downplay our undeniable chemistry when we’re at parties together. And my best friend can never know that I fuck her cousin’s husband any chance I get. Personally, I think monogamy is overrated and unnatural. You can still be deep in me in love with somebody and want to fuck somebody else too.

And with me, you can fuck somebody else and keep your happy marriage. I just want to fuck. I don’t want to get married. So, what do you say. Do you want to have your cake and eat it too? I am the perfect phone sex mistress.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex Teaches You How to Please Women

mutual masturbation phone sexI enjoy mutual masturbation phone sex. Why wouldn’t I? It’s truly the best of both worlds. We both cum. What could be better, right? Most men assume that because I do this for a living it’s just a job. And that leads them to think I don’t want to get off too. And I receive a lot of calls in a day. So, I don’t get off on all of them. But most men don’t even try. I understand. They need a quick nut to relieve some tension. And I help them orgasm. They cum and then hang up on me.

And every woman knows more than one man who nuts inside of her, rolls over and falls asleep, leaving her high and dry. But men need to stop doing that. They need to stop believing we don’t enjoy sex as much as they do or that we fake orgasms. Women only fake orgasms with men who refused to listen when we tell them just how to pleasure us. We fake out of frustration and so it will end.

If a woman tries to tell you how to pleasure her, fucking pay attention. No two women orgasm the same way. And on phone sex calls most of us tell you everything you need to know to make us cum. So, listen. I know it feels good to cum. But it also feels good to make somebody cum. It feels good to give and receive.

Men Can Learn How to Please a Woman By Calling Ladies Like Me

I have a much older widower who calls me every Sunday night. He lost his wife of 45 years last year. And they were virgins when they married. Personally, I can’t imagine ever fucking the man I love until after we said I do. I want to know what a man is like in bed before we tie the knot.

This man and I enjoy a lot of masturbation together. And he listens. He feels ready to date again. But he feels nervous because him and his wife fumbled with sex together. And I don’t think they ever really knew how to pleasure each other. He told me he would try new things with her. Stuff he read in books or saw online, but she never really let herself relax enough to enjoy herself. And after she passed, he started calling me to learn what a woman wants.

He was married to the same woman for 45 years before she got sick. And not once did she ever let him go down on her. Perhaps she felt self-conscious, too self-conscious to relax and enjoy. Not a problem with me. I like teaching men how to eat pussy. Plus, I enjoy giving blowjobs. So, we enjoy a lot of oral gratification on our calls. It’s a different generation now. Different times.

Some Women Seem Frigid, But That Does Not Mean You Cannot Please Other Women

He gets so much pleasure listening to me orgasm. And I’ve taught him how to listen to what a woman’s body tells him. Women want attentive lovers. They want men who care about their sexual pleasure in addition to their own. Although I know he loved his wife very much and they had a happy marriage, I also know that they did not seem compatible sexually. So, I want to make sure he’s prepared for a new woman.

I love teaching men how to pleasure my wet bald pussy. And I enjoy learning how to please them. It’s a big perk of this job. A big perk. And I don’t care how old you are. You can be young or old. It’s never too late to learn how to give and receive gratification. So let me be your sex education teacher. Just because you cannot make your wife cum does not mean you cannot make other women cum.

It’s Not Cheating Phone Sex if I Fuck Your Wife Too

cheating phone sexI do not consider it cheating phone sex if everybody gets to participate. Many years ago, a hot Swedish couple lived across the street from me. Swingers. And I joined them on many occasions. Even though I did not have a dedicated partner to share in the experience, I enjoyed playing with that couple. The wife and the husband both looked incredibly hot to me.

I lost contact with them. But I did make some friends with some of the other couples that used to join them regularly. And this woman who I met through the couple reached out to me and asked me if I’d be up for joining them for a little home orgy. So last night, I joined them with a few other couples for some hot ass sex. And I became the Belle of the ball. Or perhaps I should say the Belle of the balls, LOL.

My tits appeared to be the biggest at this little orgy. So, none of them men could stop groping me. However, I do not think any of the wives minded the attention my boobs got. And they did not seem to mind when I deep throated each of their husband ‘s cocks either. I showed off my skills. Although I never intended to upstage the other women, I did it naturally. Nobody can out suck and fuck me not even a hot swinger babe.

A Sexy Bisexual BBW Always Becomes the Belle of the Ball at Orgies

This orgy occurred in the back yard of an upscale home in an upscale neighborhood. I guess when you have their kind of money, nobody questions what you do not even in your backyard. No privacy fences either. So, I know neighbors could see us if they looked out their window. Maybe that added an element of hotness to the swingers party.

Not every day this sexy BBW phone sex babe gets to participate in an orgy. Most nights it’s just me and one of my married lovers or me and a sex toy. Not often do I get to say it’s me, three other women and three other men.

But every guy there fucked my pussy, my ass and my mouth. And every woman there ate their husband’s cum off my tits or out of my pussy. And of course I ate all their pussies too. I’m a bisexual BBW. And if you ask me to join you and your wife, or you and some other couples, you know I’m going to show off my skills with everybody there.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex is Just One of My Many Fetishes

exhibitionist phone sexI receive a lot of exhibitionist phone sex calls. And I’m here for it. I don’t mind exposing my body. Of course I don’t. I’m naked on the Internet and I’m naked on stage in my high heels where I belong. Like Chappell Roan, I came to life on a stripper stage. I gained confidence and learned how to move my body in front of strangers. And when you add the fact that those strangers throw money at me, that’s how you end up with an exhibitionist fetish.

Anytime I get together with another stripper we tend to expose our bodies. My bestie and former stripper Mariah, and I took a little road trip this weekend. Although I am not married, I don’t feel the need to marry with such great girlfriends in my life. I have my own sex in the city girl group. And we travel together, go to concerts together and get into trouble together too.

When You Take a Stripper Out of Her Zip Code, She Goes Even Wilder

Mariah and I stopped at one of those visitor centers along the highways. We needed to stretch our legs and use the bathroom. It seemed like a ghost town. Behind the visitor center we found this patio and little pool area. I do not believe I’ve ever seen a pool in the back of a visitor center. The visitor centers in Georgia seem swank.

Since nobody appeared to be around, we took some nude photos of each other. Sort of a phone sex fetish of mine. Wherever we go, if we find a cool little outdoor area, we take some nude photos of each other. And in my line of work, one can never have too many nude photos of yourself. However, I did not realize an outdoor camera caught our naughty behavior.

Suddenly, this guy in like a park ranger’s outfit came out and yelled at us. He yelled about this place being for families. Give me some credit. If we saw families with little ones running around, we wouldn’t have been out there taking nude photos of ourselves. We saw zero folks but us and no other cars either.

Stripper Babes Get into Trouble When They Hang Out Together

We gathered up our clothes and apologized. And we intended to leave. He got his message across to us. But then he threatened to call the police. And I needed to talk him down off that ledge. Neither of us wants to be arrested for indecent exposure, even if it’s just a misdemeanor. So, we came onto the guy.  Laid on our charms. And we both knew that he seemed out of his league with us two babes. Just a nerdy looking guy with a beer belly acting like a mall cop.

So, we came on to him. We took him back to his office and showed off our cock sucking skills. And our titty fucking skills too. Of course, his cock appeared average in size. And this did not constitute a pity fuck. Yes, we lowered our standards to make this guy nut. However, we did it for self-preservation. To Mariah and I this served as our get out of trouble mission. And we succeeded. We drained his pathetically average dick, not once but twice.

Mariah appears very tech savvy, even more so than me. She recorded the entire thing without him knowing. Perhaps to serve as a safety net in case he decided to turn us into the police after all. I’ve got more stories from our little three-day getaway. Once strippers and phone sex babes get out of their zip code, they tend to go wild. We avoided jail. Even if we needed to lower our standards to get out of jail free, we still had a blast. We met some other guys worthy of our talents. But that’s a story for another day.