Category: Fetish Phone Sex

No Brain – But a Great Cock!

I love this time of year, because of halloween. It is by far the holiday I have the most fun on! Last year, I went to this awesome party with three guys I know. They are all really good fucks, so there was no way we weren’t going to have a good time! We decided to dress as a theme together – of the Wizard of Oz. I, of course, was Dorothy, and they each dressed up as the scarecrow, the lion and the tinman. We looked absolutely adorable in our outfits and I felt like such an innocent little thing in my ruby red slippers.

We went to the party and got hammered, but the guys never let my side. I know they saw all the other guys there wanting to fuck me, and they weren’t about to miss out on what they had gone through all this trouble of dressing up for – fucking ME. We headed out and decided to follow the yellow brick road (walk home). We goofed around, and skipped and sang the stupid songs from the movie. I asked my friend who was dressed as the scarecrow if he did indeed have a brain. He laughed and said, “Nope, but I’ve got something else for you!” I asked him what? and he whipped his giant cock out of his costume.

It looked so funny with him all dressed up like that, but the sight of his cock got my pussy throbbing and he grabbed me and said he was going to fuck his little dorothy. The other two guys, the lion and the tinman, joined right in. They all three took me right there on the yellow brick road. The scarecrow may not have had a brain, but he was right about his cock, and the lion may have lacked courage, but his tongue was amazing. The tin man? Well, he was my favorite – no heart, but he took me somewhere better than home over and over and over again!

Ass Worshiping Phone Sex with Vinny: Kiss My Ass

Do you appreciate a fine ass? Look at mine. I am quite proud of my derriere.  I am closer to 50 than 40, and my ass is so tight you could bounce a quarter off of it. Its ample, shaped nicely, tight and  loves to be worshiped. In fact, I have a few ass slaves. What you are thinking is correct. I have men and a few boys, and even a couple gals, who fall to their knees and worship my fine booty.  You see, I am a slave to big black cock, but that is the only time I am submissive. I am a rather sensual domme away from those black cocks. One of my favorite things to do with my admirers is make them worship my ass. I know my ass smells like roses,  and taste just as good. So, I enjoy making a subject bury his or her face in my ass and begin with a rim job. Nothing says I control you, like a loyal subject putting their greedy little tongue up your asshole and licking your taint, and getting off doing it.

After my ass is properly licked, I smother a subject with my ass. I sit on their face sometimes for hours making them smell nothing but my fine ass. If they prove themselves good ass worshipers, I will let them lick and finger my tight cunt. Some prove to be really good pussy lickers too. And a mature woman can never have too many ass and pussy worshipers at her disposal. I fuck a lot, daily usually, but there is still something about having your  wholes licked and worshiped. So I always make time daily for someone to come over and literally kiss my ass. Are you ready to submit yourself to me? Worship me? Clean me? Pleasure me? Cum bury yourself in my ass and pussy.

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Highway Fuck

Yesterday I joined my girlfriend in a local green project to clean up part of the highway. Her office has part of the highway named after them, and in exchange they keep it  clean from trash. I am green friendly. I am also big cock friendly and my girlfriend has a really hot co-worker who is reportedly well hung. I put on some cute jean shorts to show off my legs and went to work cleaning the parkway. We took a lunch break and I managed to get Rob alone. He was eager to fuck me when I showed my interest. I spread my legs and fucked myself with my Mt Dew bottle right there in the middle of the highway. Pretty clear message. I didn’t really care if anyone saw me.  I have a hot body meant to be seen.

When he pulled out his cock it was just as huge as rumored. I just needed to feel a big throbbing cock in my cunt. Plus it is pretty exciting when you add the risk of possibly being caught. He got right down in the grass with me as cars sped by us and fucked me good.  Heard of rug burns? Well I had grass burns. I got on all fours in the grass and he mounted me from behind. A few car drivers saw us and honked. It didn’t last long, but my cunt still felt great. Plus, he gave me a huge creamy load too. My pussy got a bit dirty! What the hell, all worth it for a nice piece of meat.  We put our clothes back on and joined our group. I think folks knew we had fucked. I had leaves in my hair, grass stains on my knees, and that smile I always have when I get a monster cock. I really don’t care if people know. If I was modest about my love for big dick, I wouldn’t get laid along the highway. I’m an exhibitionist  at heart. I like people seeing me get a huge cock. Would you like to watch?

Two Cops and Their Billy Sticks

So I am really loving my new car. I drive it everywhere, and the weather is gorgeous, so I always have my windows down, radio blaring, and hair blowing in the wind. I swear I have picked up more men driving down the road in the last week than I have in the past year anywhere else! Just today I was cruising along, way too fast as usual, and sure enough woop woop theres a pig behind me. I was kinda nervous, but I can usually get away with a lot, so I pulled my shirt down to show more cleavage and put on my best smile.

To my surprise, two male cops walked up – one on each side of the car.  Both windows were down, so they both looked in at the same time. Now I was nervous, because seducing one out of a ticket is easy, but two? I wasn’t sure who to flirt with first… So the officer on the same side as me asked for my license. I bent over the passenger seat to look in my purse, and I saw the other officer glance down my shirt. Thats was a good sign…

I handed the first officer my license and he barely glanced at it before telling me to get out of the car. That was weird, and didn’t sound good. I got out of my car, and realized I was wearing a super short skirt. I saw him notice it too. He said that they need to take me down to the station. I about flipped out! I told him I couldn’t leave my car there, on the side of the road, that it was brand new. The officers looked at each other, and he said that I could follow them to the station.

This was getting weirder by the second. I agreed, and got back in my car. They got in their car, turned off the sirens and pulled away. I followed them , as instructed, and they took me off the main road to a little dirt road off a residential street. This definitely wasn’t the police station, and I had a good feeling of what these boys had in mind. We all got out of our cars, and I walked to the back of mine, where they met me. The one officer didn;t waste any time, he lifted my skirt up and told me he was going to fuck me on the hood of his cop car.

My pussy got wet at his boldness, and I didn’t even try to stop him. He picked me up and carried me there and roughly laid me on the dirty hood. His partner joined him, and they ripped off my clothes and fucked me for hours right there on that dirt road. I loved being their innocent victim, and I loved getting fucked so dirty outside by a couple men in uniform. Once they were done with my body, they told me to get dressed and drive safe, got in their car, and drove off before I could even get my clothes on. God damn, best car I have ever owned!

New Car Smell = Orgasm

I went shopping for a new car today. I have to have something black on black and sporty, so I went to the Infiniti dealership and started looking around. It wasn’t long before an extremely handsome salesman came up and asked if I needed his assistance. There was an instant connection to this stud – I can’t even describe it. He was looking me up and down, I was wearing a tight little red minidress. He didn’t even try to hide his obvious interest in what was underneath it.

I told him what I was looking for and he told me to follow him. We were outside, strolling around looking at cars, and came upon this gorgeous little black G37 sports coupe. It was perfect and I told him I wanted to test drive it. He opened the door for me and told me to get in and wait for him to go get the keys from inside. I sat in the car as he ran off, and it was so awesome – the new car smell, the black leather, and all the buttons a girl could want. The car was actually making my pussy wet… or was it the salesman? I didn’t know for sure, and didn’t care, I put my fingers up my dress and began rubbing my clit.

The smell of the car mixed with the hot day and the hot salesman had really got me going. I leaned my head back on the headrest and really started rubbing. I was going to cum all over this car before I even owned it! All of a sudden the passenger door opened and it was the salesman! He sat down and before I could even pull my hand away from my wet pussy, he grabbed my arm to hold it there and told me to keep going. I smiled and leaned my head back again and kept rubbing my clit as he watched.

He pulled my dress up past my beautiful breasts and began to kiss my tits as I kept masturbating. He told me how beautiful I am and how much he wanted to fuck me the second he saw me. This always gets me, and I came all over my fingers. He kept sucking my tits and pulled me over on top of him in the passenger seat. His pants were already undone, he had been stroking himself too, and I slid my tight wet pussy right down on his hard cock.

I rode him right there in the parking lot of the dealership until he came so fucking hard inside of me. Needless to say, I bought the car, and oh my god I will never forget that awesome fucking “test drive”.

Phone Sex Fetish with Glenda: My Sister’s Dirty Secret

My sister and I got into a little trouble last month. Got pretty drunk and caused some havoc with her ex boyfriend and got arrested for public intoxication. Now we have community service. Don’t get me wrong, I would much rather be cleaning up the highway than spending time in jail. My sister is appalled actually that she has to do this, so afraid of being seen by some one she knows. We are both BBWs, but she is very conservative. She has only been with 3 men in her life, goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican.  I was a bad influence on her last month and got her drunk and suggested we write cheating pig on his Ferrari in lipstick. And now here we are sweating  our big beautiful titties off cleaning up trash.

Today when we were working, I found a guy passed out in a grocery cart behind some trees. OMG he reeked too. Obviously a drunk homeless man. His clothes were tattered and dirty and he had not had a bath probably since Bush was in office. I called my sister over. I mean she is Miss Goody Two Shoes normally so I thought she might know of a shelter that would take him. I was quite shocked at her reaction to him. She wanted to take him home. I’m not talking take him home to offer him a warm meal and hot shower. She wanted to take him home to offer him a warm pussy-hers! I thought I was gonna gag. How in the hell could you want to fuck a dirty old hobo who likely was bacteria ridden and clueless about the true color of his skin as it was caked thick with dirt. Obviously my conservative sister harbors some dark secrets.

Come to find out there is something called hoboeroticism. There are apparently folks out there with a strong sexual attraction to homeless men. Now, I like a dirty old man, but not literally. My sister was mesmerized by this dude. She really does have a dirty secret. She even tried to wake him by rubbing her big old boobs all over him. The woman that yells at me for having one night stands was trying to get jiggy with a foul smelling bum?  Just when I thought I had seen it all. It was like watching a train wreck, I was in shock and awe over what was going on.  She lifted her top up and rubbed her tits all over his face. Her boobs got covered in grime. Gag. Next thing I know she is unzipping his pants and stroking his pecker. I’m like put that down, you don’t know where it has been. I mean seriously would you pick up a half eaten sandwich on the ground and eat it? NO!!!!! I was gonna hurl until I saw the size of that thing.  That hobo had about a foot long cock. Gave new meaning to Hobo with a shotgun. Now, I was tempted, but I couldn’t do it. I offered her some hand wipes and said go for it. My sister needed big dick in a bad way. I would have preferred clean big dick, but to each his own.

At least now that I know my Bible thumping sister is a freak, she can lay off lecturing me on my random hook ups. I could fuck 20 strangers in a night and never come close to getting lice or bed bugs or hell fleas. You think you know someone until you see them going down on a dirty hobo in a shopping cart. Glad to know I can still be shocked. So what strange sex fetish do you have? Bet it doesn’t beat my sister’s!

Licking My New Step-Mom

I met my new step-mother today – and what a shocker! I always knew my Daddy had it going on – but she is my age! I was all prepared to HATE her, but then she walked in and I couldn’t help but be turned on by her perfect breasts and long tanned legs in her tight little mini dress.  My Daddy had run off to Hawaii to get married on a whim, so this was my first time getting to meet my new step-mom, and so far I was pleasantly surprised!

She leaned in to hug me hello, and we joked about her being my “mom” now. It didn’t even bother me, because all I could think about was the smell of her hair and her perfume and how good her breasts felt against mine as she hugged me. She said my Dad couldn’t make it until later, and so I offered her a glass of wine while we waited. She agreed and we both sat on the couch sipping some delicious red wine. It was awkward for a moment, then she said that she thought I was very beautiful, and that she always got a little jealous when my Dad would talk about me because he loved me so much.

We laughed at that a little and then I don’t know if it was the wine or what, but she leaned in and kissed me on the mouth. I was stunned for a moment, but then let it happen and began to kiss her back. Obviously she was as turned on by me as I was by her. I loved the taste of her lips and her tongue darted in and out of my mouth, telling me she would be fantastic with her face between my legs… I pictured my Daddy fucking this beauty and my pussy started to  throb with envy. She wasn’t shy at all, and reached under my dress and began to stroke my clit through my panties.

I followed suit, and she wasn’t even wearing panties, which was even better. I got my fingers soaked in her juices and put them tomy lips to taste her. She tasted as sweet as I expected, so I laid her back on the couch and spread her gorgeous legs wide so that I could give my new step-mom what she needed. I licked and sucked her clitoris until she trembled with orgasm. Just as she was laying me back for my turn, my Daddy walked in the room. He just smiled, knowing exactly what was going on, and began to tak eoff his pants to join in the new family fun…

Pathetic “Male”

You are no man, you disgrace your gender with your patheticness. Your “manhood” is damn near non-existent, and some women have a bigger clit than your dinky weenie. What is that a fucking cocktail weenie? Yeah, you are no man, you may as well be a eunuch.

I could use a new dolly to dress up, and make my sissy. I think your pathetic ass should be mine, don’t you? With a little make-up, some pretty panties and stockings I may have a new toy to boss around and test out my many cocks out in that princess slut hole.

Awwe, don’t get too excited, your not going to be doing much with that dinky. I’ll just fuck your pathetic man pussy until it’s a gaping dirty shit hole. You’ll get to make use of your other fuck hole, that mouth of yours, yep, you know what you’ll be doing, don’t you?

Beg me to let you suck my dick, beg to taste your filth on my big black cock. Be the pathetic thing you are and beg for the chance to service my dick. If your good, you may get the chance to watch a real man fuck me, watch a real cock sliding in and out of my sweet nectar pot, and maybe you can clean it out.

Strip Club Orgy!

I worked at the club last night, and met one of the new dancers, Dina. She is a super cute blonde girl, with legs up to her neck and tits that are on the small side, but so damn perky and hot! I don’t know what it was about this little hottie, but she got my blood pumping. We did a dance together on stage and I could tell she was feeling the same vibe as me. By the time we got out of our bikini bottoms, we were making out and rubbing each other’s pussies right there on stage!

Of course the customers didn’t mind – they gathered around as her and I sunk to floor, writhing against each other totally naked as the music pumped on. About 10 guys were gathered at the edge of the stage, and while her and I groped each other, they groped us. I felt hands and fingers everywhere as she stuck her tongue hungrily in and out of my mouth. The circle of guys was so tight, they started taking their cocks out and jerking off all around us.

I am sure the owner locked the front door, because no one even tried to stop us from our impending orgy. I felt my legs pulled apart and a huge cock enter my pussy. I just keep kissing Dina, without even looking to see whomight be fucking my tight wet pussy. I heard Dina moan, and knew she must be getting a good cock inside her too. I felt cum shoot on me several times and cocks change out of my cunt over and over. Dina and I never stopped kissing, as our bodies got fucked by every guy in the circle, and then some. I could feel the cum all over my back, dripping from my pussy, and some of them even came on our faces as we continued to kiss.

I am so happy Dina started working with me, and I look forward to our next fuckfest – I hope you don’t miss it!