Category: Family Fun Phone Sex

Easy Like Sunday Morning

I love the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” but I always want to answer the lyrics when I hear them and my answers are always the same:

“‘Know it sounds funny but I just can’t stand the pain”
Except I love pain, tie me up and spank me real good, fuck me and make me cum….

“Seems to me girl you know I’ve done all I can”
Not yet baby, there is so much more you could do to this pussy of mine….

“S’why I’m easy ….. easy like Sunday mornin’,”
But I don’t want it easy, I want it rough and hard and nasty….

“Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?”
Why the fuck not? Chains are just what this girl needs and wants, so give them to me, chain me up, please.

“Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be”
Yes I want to be just what you want me to be, let’s role play, I will be your maid or your little girl, anything your heart desires, try me.

“I’m not happy when I try to fake it, oooh”
That’s right baby do me so fucking hard I can’t fake it!
because
“I wanna be high ….. so high”
On you and what you do to me….

You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Toads…..

I tell the girls fairy tales all the time. They all begin with “Once Upon A Time” and they all end with “Happily Ever  After” It is all the stuff I add and change in the middle that make them fun for us. Today the girls came in with a bucket full of frogs they caught in the yard. They wanted to keep them for pets. I found them in the tub where they had created a pond for them. At first I thought it was a little freaky, I mean frogs, really? But when they wanted to take a bath with them and they got they took off their clothes and got in the water and the frogs started crawling all over their naked bodies it really started making my pussy really wet. and the more turned on I got. We took our bath and we had fun with our little friends. They even named them all. I agreed to let them keep them in the tub for the night and when I put them to bed I told them the story of how you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince. I just hope I don’t catch them kissing those frogs in the morning.

Earn for Mommy!

My little ones have been really busy today! With all the holidays coming up I have really been worrying about bills. AND on top of that my dealer had one hell of a sale. And that never happens! But he needed cash fast so he offered me a bundle that saved me a ton! I couldn’t pass it up. So I had to make some fast cash! I called all my “sugar Daddies” Told them the “little ones” needed some special attention. And I needed some extra cash for my extra effort in getting them ready! And that was all it takes. I got the little ones dress. Special new stockings with designs on them. Crotch-less panties. Tiny little open bra’s showing off their tiny nipples. And then a reward. The one who brought mommy the most money gets a special surprise. I am so proud of my fuck toys! They were working so hard! Begging for that cock! Offering up their little ass’s and puss like real pro’s. I made twice as much as a normally do for them! That means we were all winners. LOL

Sharing The Boy

The boy came home from college and brought his girl with him. She is so sweet and such a little looker. Seeing them together made my pussy so wet thinking about the things he and I do together and all the incest family fun we have had over the years. By the end of the night I was so fucking horny, all I wanted to do was fuck his balls off. So out came the alcohol and my plan was in motion. As soon as she was nice and tipsy I took him aside and told him I wanted to fuck him. I let him know I wanted to do it with her being a part of it and the first thing I wanted to do was pull his pants down and suck his big dick with her. Of course he was ready for action. He turned and walked back in the living room pulling his pants to his ankles and grabbing her face, shoving it into his crotch. It wasn’t long before I was on my knees licking and sucking that dick right along with her. We had a great night and all of us were satisfied by the end of the evening. I love my boy!

Kissing Cousins Strap-on Fun

Every one has a crazy cousin in their family and I am no exception. My crazy cousin Al is a hoot and when we get together we have some crazy good times. The other day we were talking about strap ons and how much I love to strap on a cock and fuck the shit out of a chick and then have the same done to me. He could not understand why I would want a plastic strap on when I could have any cock I wanted shoved deep into my pussy. He had to add that I know he is always available to pound my pussy any time it needs a good stiff dick. We have been kissing cousins for as long as I can remember. Then last night he showed up with a duffel bag and a smile. He said he came to make me a very happy girl and I was going to love his bag of tricks. We had a few drinks and he was more goofy then usual. I kept asking him what he was up to but he kept me waiting forever! When he finally took his bag of tricks in the bathroom he emerged naked, with a hard dick, a red ball gag in his mouth and a big black strap on, on the top of his head. When I finished laughing like a mad woman I realized that this could be fun. We had a blast and I have to admit that my crazy cousin Al knows how to make things interesting in his very own way. I will never look at a strap on the same again as long as I live!

Flying High

When I went to the airport and saw this plane, it reminded me that it is almost that time of year again. I don’t know why but it is funny as hell to me and I instantly thought how I hope Santa doesn’t end up on the nose of a plane because he is my favorite fuck on Christmas day. The holidays are a special time of year for us. Family fucking fun all season long. Everyone in the family gets drunk and gets in on the fucking. It is one big incest fest. Grandpa plays Santa every year and our little Uncle Alvin plays the elf since he is so short. We all take our turn sitting on Santa’s lap, from the littlest to the oldest. We love sitting in his lap and whispering in his ear all the naughty things we want this year and all the naughty things we are going to do to him to show him what good boys and girls we are. And then Uncle Alvin the elf gives us a treat of his own. We are never clothed for more then an hour after arriving at my grand parents house and even our furry family friends get in on the action and get more then table scraps to eat. Happy Holidays, hang on it’s going to be a wild ride.

Happy Housewife Day

I have always wished I could be Snow White. She is the ultimate house wife and the bitch has it good. Cleaning all day for not one or two or even three but seven little people all with dicks. Can you imagine the orgies after dinner in that little house? My pussy gets wet every time I think about it and the girls love the way I change the fairy tale to suite my horny fantasies when I tell them the story. I have several versions including how Snow eats the apple and her Prince Charming dislodges it with his cock in her mouth only to fuck the shit out of her while the dwarfs watch and jack their dicks covering her in cum from head to toe. Yes little miss housewife, Snow has it made. The critters of the forest all love her too. Taking a break from cleaning she goes out to the well to fetch water and play with all her furry little friends. So to all the woman out there who think being a house wife is boring, I am telling you spice it up baby. Not only will you love it but the whole family will get in on the action and dicks and pussies young and old will be much happier.

Movie Madness

Friday nights the girls and I always do something together. Last night we went to the movies. It started off innocently, a visit to the concession stand, some popcorn and soda, some candy and our tickets in hand. But the girls never fail to surprise and delight me in ways only they can. they choose seats way up high in the back and secluded. The lights went down and the movie started. at first the girls seemed so into the movie and I was content just watching their little faces. I turned my attention to the screen and then felt two little hands sliding up my legs, one on wither side of me. My pussy was instantly wet and I let out a moan that was greeted with two little giggles. They knew just what they were doing and I love it. The next thing I knew I felt something being pushed inside my pussy and it wasn’t little fingers. I heard a whisper in my ear “They are Twizzlers Mommy, can you hold them in till we get home?” I thought I would cum on the spot. We played until the movie was over and rushed home to have some real fun. I love movie nights!

Juicy Gems

Everyone likes a juicy piece of fruit. When you wrap your lips around it you want it to squirt in your mouth. It’s not fresh if it isn’t Juicy. I feel like that about my little pieces of fruit. They are always Juicy. I think it is cause they are always playing with themselves. I never see them with their hands out of there panties. They just want to feel good. And they know to feel good they need a juicy pussy! I have trained my juicy little sluts how to keep their pussies fresh and moist. I have taught them how to tease and please a cock or a pussy. They know how important it is for mommy for them to do their very best! And of course they want to make mommy happy! That is why they are the best little fucks around. Cum feel how juicy their little pussies are! Cum spread them apart and bury your thick hard cock deep inside their tight little pink puss’s. Fuck them like the little whore they are. And then fill them with your cum.

Watch Mommy Put On A Show

As a p mom I love it when the girls put on a little show for me. They take their time and go through all my clothes, finding the sluttiest outfits they can. They get all dressed up and put on lots of mommy’s make up. By the time they are ready to start the show they look like little hookers and it makes my pussy wet as hell. They take their time and pick out just the right music for the opening act. As they turn on the stereo and strut out of their room into the hall and then into the living room. They sashay their hips and lip sync while dancing and strutting their stuff. They take their time and strip one thing at a time, teasing me with their eyes and movements. Finally when they are stripped and the music is over, they do a little skit that looks just like the porn movies we watch together. By this time I am fucking myself openly and waiting for the end so that I can call them over to lick me clean and let me have my way with them. Well tonight I am going to put on a show for them. I have invited one of my friends over and after I dance and strip while he watches with them, his cock getting hard the whole time, I am going to grab him up and do a little fuck fest skit of my own, making the girls watch until I decide they can join in on the fun. I have it all planned out and I can’t wait!