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Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex on Arbor Day: You Need a Tree Trunk Before I’ll Touch Your Wood

small cock humiliation phone sex big titsToday is Arbor Day. I am all about getting dirty and watching things grow! My community was planting trees today in recognition of this day; so I volunteered to help. I figured at the very least, I’d get some sun, meet some handsome guys and help the environment. We planted 50 trees in this area once ravaged by forest fires in hopes of re growing the area and giving wildlife a place to live. All I could think about while digging dirt was cock. This one volunteer was really handsome. At almost 7 feet tall, I knew he had to have a comparable cock.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex size queenDuring the lunch break, I whispered in his ear, “I wanna make you grow.” I led him away from the group, over an embankment, so we could fuck. I so wanted to get at his cock. Guys that tall always have big ones. I started to take off my clothes, he followed suit. When he took off his boxers, I got the biggest disappointment of my life as well as the biggest laugh. What a waste. A tiny little pecker on such a big guy. My pussy wept;  she so needed fucked good and hard. Apparently, he didn’t get my laughter. I had to give him a very imperative lesson on the importance of cock size to hot bitches like myself.

cuckolding phone sex dirty phone sexI pulled out my soda bottle to demonstrate the appropriate length and girth for a sexy size queen like myself.  He seemed perplexed that I would prefer an 8 inch plastic bottle to a 2 inch dick. Hello. It is no contest. Soda bottle is hard, thick and big. Little dick is soft, small and thin. I made him watch as I fucked my pussy with that bottle. As I bounced up and down my makeshift dildo, I laughed at him. Called him names. Told him he belonged in panties instead. I hate guys who think a clit stick will satisfy a woman. I am horny true, but never desperate as I showed Mr. Twig n Berries.

cheap phone sex specials“Mt. Dew is more of a man than you are,” I snickered at him as I fucked the shit out of my pussy. I was squirting all over the bottle too. I got the cum I needed, not from the source I wanted, but still a good cum. If I had fucked short bus dick, I would not  have  felt a thing and been cranky all day. I tossed him the bottle as a teasing gesture. “Taste what a soda bottle can do for me that you can’t,” I giggled as I walked back to play with real wood.  I could hear him whimpering like a wounded animal. Some guys just need a wake up call to understand their place. If you got a clit stick, I will give you a rude awakening too. This bitch don’t ride the short bus anywhere for any reason.

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I love laughing at my cuckolded callers and hearing all your pathetic stories of sexual inadequacy. And if you aren’t totally inadequate, you will be very soon. Because I will make you masturbate more and more. So much more that you will lose your desire for sex! You will buy your wife or girlfriend a super huge black dildo and you will humiliate yourself by holding the dildo next to your white weenie. Of course, this image will sear itself into her sexual brain. Watch as her mouth drops open, as she looks at your tiny cock! . Maybe it will even shock her, because your weenie will be hard right next to the big dong. I will laugh even harder if she accuses you of being a faggot. No longer will she need your worthless wiener when she can have more satisfying sex with her new mega dildo or begin to seek out hot sex with black bulls with the monstrous man meat she will begin craving. For now, give in to your craving for extremely kinky cuckold phone sex. You know who to call!

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Let’s Have Some Adult Phone Chat about Cock Size

adult phone chat small dick humiliationLet’s have some adult phone chat about cock size. Not a day goes by that I don’t have to play a little game called “Peek-a-Boo, I Can’t See You.” Not a day goes by that some white guy doesn’t ask me why women always leave him for big black cock. Not a day goes by that some tiny dick loser doesn’t beg me to fuck him claiming he has what I need. WAKE UP LOSERS. If I have to squint from a foot away and wonder if I am looking at a man or a woman, then of course your girl is going to get herself 50 inches of BLACK and never go back.  Of course I am going to laugh my ass off at the suggestion you can please me with something that would make my Pomeranian giggle.

black cock phone sex tiny dick BBCI am not your wife nor your girlfriend. You mean nothing to me, therefore I will not sugar coat the truth.  I am a sexy ass phone sex bitch who is prepared to give you the tough love you need! Size matters. Black is better. Bigger is better. Less than 5 inches is a clit so get yourself some panties because you are swimming in boxers. Fucking for anything less than 20 minutes is PATHETIC and I can have more fun with a vibrator. You are a fag if you get off wearing my sexy under things. Yes, women talk. We can separate the boys from the men and we laugh at the ones who don’t measure up. You can be the best guy in the world but if you have a clitty stick your are nothing more than a BFF to a woman.

Cock controlThe sooner you come to terms with your short comings and understand your role in a woman’s life, the happier you will be. Here are your ONLY options in a gal’s life if you have less than 6 inches or cannot last more than 6 minutes: fluffer, sissy, cuckold, clean up bitch, object of scorn and humiliation, or toilet. I am happy to engage in some adult phone chat with you so I can better decide which role bests fits you loser.

Adult phone chat can be SO funny!

adult phone chatI am still laughing right now; it’s incredibly hard for me to actually write this blog. Seriously, this guy called me for some adult phone chat and he had the TINIEST, almost nonexistent dick I’ve ever seen! So I mean… his call shot straight up to the more extreme levels. I could not help but to laugh at him! Now, I’ve seen small dicks before, I’ve made fun of these tiny little things multiple times but I was not stretching the truth when I told him it was the smallest one I’d ever seen! Like I literally had to look for it…and once I found it I thought it was some strange tumor on his balls. Nope that was his excuse of a penis right there and it was the size of a tiny little brat’s dick! So of course he tried to act like he was actually packing something but I continued to laugh at him and make fun about how hard it was to find and how there are young ones in school packing a bigger dick then he’ll ever have. And I of course had to ask him what on earth his wife thought of this pathetic excuse of a penis and he tried to defend it by saying she loved it! But my real question was, does that thing even get big enough to go inside of her?! Oh God, I bet it doesn’t and he has to use some type of toy. Eventually he admitted that he does have to use a toy but sometimes his wife will suck his dick for him but again what dick?! It’s so pitiful, he is practically a girl! Of course telling him all this made him cry because I did humiliate him pretty bad but SERIOUSLY how could I not? He brought it upon himself, and in the end he was happy because he got to squirt! Oops I mean cum…

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     If you didn’t give me what I want,  I am  going to make sure that the next cock I have is going to be so much bigger than yours and longer lasting! Hell , having that big black cock inside my tight little ass is what I needed because it was painfully obvious with that little two inch you have  that you clearly were not going to be able to get the job done !  Don’t fucking open your mouth and expect  to  lick my tight little cunny. From the looks of it you couldn’t fuck if your life depended on it. You are a sorry excuse of a man to even think about fucking me .I am going to grab those balls and bite them so hard you will be yelling for days. I am not mean sweetie just thinking about how hilarious it is that you would call me with that fucking little ass cock of yours. The air in this football has more pressure in it than that little cock!

     What was that? Why am I being so mean? It is what you deserve and are going to get. You expect me to be nice after you show me that little shit ? I want you sit on my face that’s all you are good at doing anyway and I am going to allow this 10 inch to push my insides out because you are not man enough to do it! Hmm look at that cock filling my pussy and making me cum better than you! You see how wet I am getting from his perfect massive size being inserted in my little hole? Now that’s what you should be doing but you can’t you are just not cut out for me I guess. Oh well back to fucking him! That massive cock is tearing me a new hole! Don’t you wish you could be that kinky and taboo to do the same?

Creampie Phone Sex: Because It’s All About That Cream Filling

Is it not the Cream filling you crave? Naughty, messy creampie phone sex is just the fix. My favorite treat this time of year are the cream filled eggs. Something about the gooey messing filling inside that chocolate shell, it reminds me of something. Kinda like licking out that cream from a dark chocolate cunt. Mmm…. or draining a big black cock, the way it drips down my chin.

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Seems I will be needing to make some easter baskets for my little sluts. I will have to work extra hard to make up the money I spend. Or rather I will be sending the slutkins out to make that money back for me. What do you think I could put them to work doing? How might these slutkins of cock taming talents make enough money back to pay rent, and utilities?

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I have considered just whoring them out but I like to supervise their activities, and make sure my slutkins are not taken advantage of… well without the appropriate pay, ya know. The Beauty pagents I am always setting them up in bring in ok money, but we always need more. After all they are sweet little princesses and pagent queens so they deserve the best for their competitions.

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You see my little angels have this thing for catching the eye of the judges before the competition starts and give them a sneak peak. It is kind of a way we work the judges into gaining their votes. My sluts are very good at gaining popularity and earning their way to the crown. If you have something in mind that might get my sluts to bring in more cash for their momma I am all ears. Their next pagent isn’t for another month, so we are working on fine tuning their skills. And they will have to earn their Easter Baskets this year, and I always have to add diamonds to their baskets.

 

An Unconvential Marriage

Cuckolding phone sex slut wifeI love teasing my husband. He supports me, keeps me in a lifestyle worthy of a goddess like me. But, sometimes he gets so delusional. Thinks that because he pays the bills, gives me an ample allowance that  he is entitled to certain things. He is entitled to having a trophy wife who makes him look good to his business associates. He is not entitled to touch me in any sexual fashion. He has a clit for a dick, which is just unacceptable.

So this morning, he got a surprise. He woke up watching me blow his young assistant. We were out last night at a business party, my hubby got drunk,  which is fine by me because he can’t whine and bitch then. His assistant helped me get him home, and he stayed the night to entertain me. He has a nice cock, it works, and he could handle fucking me all night long, unlike many men. I fucked him in my marriage bed, as my husband laid passed out. For shits and giggles, I pushed my hubby into the huge wet spot we left.

Cum shot on tits slut wifeI was on my knees blowing his assistant before he left, when my loser hubby woke up. I told him, “shut the fuck up, and enjoy the show.” I deep throated that young cock, even used my titties as accomplices to his ejaculation. That boy splattered my face and tits with cream. “That’s how a real man cums,” he teased as he looked at my pathetic husband. I went over to him, forced his head between my tits, demanding he lick up all that cum. He spit shined my boobs lol. Gobbled up all that cum. I even think he liked it. I told him to give his assistant a raise because he was going to be fucking me more regularly.

My hubby is a cuckold. I’m a slut wife. Our relationship, however unconventional it may seem, works. As long as he remembers his place and does as he is told, it will continue to work.

Put on Your Panties, Sissy School is in Session

sissy phone sex sissy trainerNot a day goes by that some loser with an inch worm doesn’t call me to fuck. Let me make myself perfectly clear. I don’t fuck short stacks. I am not submissive. I don’t give a fuck that you are paying $2 a minute to speak with me. We have bios for a reason. Not my problem you can’t fucking read. Never assume that because you are paying for a service that means I will do whatever YOU want.  If YOU are not a real man, packing real heat, YOU don’t matter. I will take your money and deny you the right to cum. Why? Because you don’t deserve to cum. Speaking with me is a privilege, not a right. You are not paying to get off, you are giving me a tribute for being subjected to your worthless ass. Men with dicks can call the shots. Girls with clits cannot.

In fact, if you are just a loser with a nub, then you need to visit my pink room. This is where I transform you from a delusional man who thinks he can please women with his tootsie roll reject to an obedient sissy girl who knows her place and can’t wait to serve a capricious Mistress and her army of studs. I will break you, train you, dress you, humiliate you, shame you, abuse you, then pimp you out as I see fit.

So now that we are clear about how this works, go put on your big girl panties and call me. You are just a phone call away from being the sissy slave you were always meant to be.  Sissy school is in session.

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Sissy Milking Phone Sex Equals Cock Control

cock control mistress big titsI don’t know a lot of things but I do know size matters and men who lack size require cock control. Cuckold or sissy, both benefit from regular prostate milking. It is a wonderful form of cock control. I have a sissy or two that can’t stop masturbating. Cannot stop themselves from rubbing their pathetic nubs. One would think that with something so small, some self control could be established. But I have discovered the smaller the equipment, the more I need to insist on some sissy milking phone sex to keep them in line.

My system is simple. She gets milked on a regular basis. For me, that is no less than twice a week  with 3 days in between. Some require more frequent milking, but none can be good sissies on less. When milking her, sissy needs to assume the posture of being on all fours. If my sissy wears a chastity device then she needs a prostate stimulated milking. If can be trusted without the chastity device, then a hand simulated milking can be performed. Large rubber kitchen gloves should be used so that the experience is as dry and as unexciting as possible. Arousal is not the objective here. Control is the objective. The sissy needs to be drained to prevent the urge to masturbate like a horny school boy. Sissy needs to understand that masturbation is a privilege not a right. To add a layer of humiliation to the milking process, I make my sissies catch their semen. I prefer emptying out the ejaculate into an ice cube so that it can be frozen for future purposes. I like to feed my sissies their frozen milk when they have been naughty or disobedient.

sissy milking phone sex prostate milkingIf you are MY sissy, you need to be milked regularly until we establish some trust. A sissy’s trust is never given, but earned. But trust me, with regular milking, MY sissies learn cock control.

Cheating Phone Sex with Slut Wife Brooklyn

cheating phone sex hot wifeI have an open marriage, my husband not so much.  I guess you could call me a slut wife, my husband sure does. But, if I’m a cheating whore, it is my husband’s fault. He is the one with the tiny dick that never works. If he was a real man, I would not need to cheat. He could cheat if he could find some poor dumbass lady who believes 2 inches is sufficient to get the job done. I use to try to conceal my affairs from him, but now I just fuck in front of him or make sure to show him the proof that another man violated his wife’s pussy.

If I am a slut wife, my husband is a cuckold. Last night he was a fluffer boy, creampie eater and backdoor pussy loving little bitch too. My well endowed lover got aggressive with my pathetic loser husband, and it made me wet. First, he made my husband suck his thick dick. Skull fucked the loser. Second, he forced my cucky hubby to guide his heavy shaft into my eagerly awaiting cunt. Third, he forced my husband to watch his big dick give my pussy a proper fucking from a very close view, underneath us. Fourth, once he deposited a huge load of cum inside me, he made my loser hubby not only lick the cum off his cock, but suck it out of my pussy. And finally, when my lover got hard again watching my husband eat the creampie he deposited in my cunt, he used his ass as a pussy.

cuckolding phone sex small dick humiliationI like my husband to have a more active role in my cheating ways! Something very naughty, even cruel, about making sure your husband not only knows his place, but knows he is the reason you have to cheat in the first place. I think my husband is going to be getting as much dick as me from now on. If you are little cucky like my hubby, call me for some cuckolding phone sex. I’m a real life cuckolding mistress and I love to talk about my loser husband, and make you a fluffer boy too; doesn’t matter if you want to be or not. Hope you like cum.

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