Window Shopping

It has been a long time since I was in the market for a new car and things are done a lot different now then they were last time I was in the market. The shopping around and test driving is so much fun. I have driven everything from conservative, economical models to fancy high priced sports cars in the last week. I now understand what it means when they say a man likes his toys. The sexual surge that runs through my loins when I am driving one of those sports cars is almost more then I can stand. Three times this week the sales man has let me bring a car home over night and each time I went out and picked up a one night stand to fuck in the back seat just to be naughty. Tomorrow I am going to buy the car I have picked out, a cute little VW Bug convertible in a pretty pink. I think it screams Zetta! And I know exactly where I am going when I pick it up and who is going to help me break her in. Oh glory!

My First Porno Gig!

I was approached after getting off stage by a porn recruiter last night and he told me I would be fantastic for a movie he was producing. I was delighted and he said all I have to do is an audition and as long as I could make all the men cum I would have the job! It sounded like my kind of challenge! We went immediately to his house, and there were four gorgeous studs waiting just for me.

I stripped down and I could feel all their eyes on my body. Even though I was used to being on stage, I still felt a flutter of nerves thinking of being manhandled by these four strangers. I told the producer to get this started and all four men were on me at once. There were cocks everywhere! My pussy was dripping as one pounded me there, and I sucked two of them at the same time while the other worked his way into my ass. The camera was rolling and so I was very aware of keeping them all hard and on the way to orgasm.

They traded spots and four sets of hands were grabbing and carressing my beautiful body. I was in fucking heaven!! The fucking got harder and faster and I came so many times I lost track. Of course they all stayed rock hard, and each one of them took turns squirting their cum all over my face and body.  One, two, three, four.  Cum covered and proud of myself, I looked up at the producer and he said I got the job!

My Daddys Perfect Ballerina

When I was younger, I was a ballet dancer. I remember one time during a dance recital, as I was changing into my costume, my daddy came back to wish me luck. I only had my pink panty hose on, but he hugged me anyway. He held me in his arms, with my tiny breasts pressed against his shirt. I saw some of the mommies looking over at us, but my daddy didn’t seem to notice.

He told me that I had the perfect little body to be a ballerina and that he loved to watch me dance. He asked if I would dance for him when I got home from the recital and I promised him I would. He ran his large hand down between my legs and felt my pussy quiver from his touch. I felt like the most beautiful ballerina at that moment. I was my daddy’s special talented little girl.

I danced well that day, and as promised, when I got home, I danced for my daddy. I didn’t wear my costume, just my hose, and he watched my perfect ballerina body with such love and admiration. After my dance, I crawled in bed and cuddled up next to him. He told me it was time for my prize for being the best dancer, and he pulled me on top of his naked body and slid his giant cock slowly inside my body. I loved being my daddy’s pretty little ballerina.

Tittie Fuck Me Now

I need a big black cock for a good titty fucking. My breasts are perfectly large and soft, and your huge cock can slip up into my  mouth for some extra kissing while you fuck my tits hard. I want to feel your balls rubbing on my stomach while you jam your fuck stick between my beautiful breasts. I want you to use me as your fluffy fuck doll. I want you to tell me my breasts make you hard and that you’ve thought about fucking them all day long.

Deprive my pussy, and focus on pleasing your cock. My body is yours and you can play with whatever parts of me you like best – and I know that is my tits! Seeing the black skin of your giant cock against the white soft skin of my balloons is such a turn on. When you’re ready, shove that cock in my mouth and make me suck it. Jam it in my throat and make me choke on your mushroom head. You make my eyes water from gagging me until you give me that sweet protein I can’t wait to swallow… 

Smokin’ Hot

I’ve been coveting my boss’s car and decided that I wanted one just like it; but, it would be a few days before I could get a down-payment together. Luckily a group of businessmen came to the strip club and wanted to party. They had a lot of rock, and I decided to lift it; at first, I was going to smoke it, but I decided on a better idea. I was going to use it to help me get my new car.
The car place across from my apartment is run by a sleazy scoundrel; and, I convinced the boss’s girlfriend to go with me to help shop, which she loves to do. At the dealership, I shut the door when it was time to discuss finances; and, I said, “Well, maybe we can work out a deal.” He smiled and rubbed his round belly while looking back and forth between me and the boss’s girlfriend. I pulled out some rock and we smoked it; I cranked up some music and we began giving him lap dances. I grabbed my digital camera and the duo started making out for me. I urged them on; and they played it up, him flicking his tongue around her nipples. She wrapped her chain, a necklace with my boss’s name, around his cock and began sucking it. She pushed her tits together and he stood over her as she lay on top of the desk. He shot his wad all over her blouse and fake tits.
While she was cleaning up, we returned to finances. But, this time, I had the pictures as a bargaining chip; I told him that the chick he had just fucked was the owner of the strip club across the street. His eyes got big because he knew that my boss was prone to violence when it came to any of his property, including his girlfriends. So, I traded the pictures for a car; and, off we went. The boss’s girlfriend was ready to shop for some clothes now. She and I have at least one thing in common: we like to spend money that isn’t our own. And, we did; in fact, we racked up a few thousand dollars at the mall. And, I still had some rock leftover!

And The Winner Is

So the girls and I had a day trip planned to  a local water park. Before we got there we decided to make a little wager.  Who ever could get the most pictures of dicks by the end of the day had to pay for a seafood dinner and drinks for every one at the end of the day. There were five of us so that was not a small price to pay.  Of course I have the biggest tits out of all of us. Getting a guy to show me his dick is the easiest thing in the world for me. All I have to say is “Show me your cock and let me take a picture of it and I will show you my tits and let you touch them or suck one, your choice” I had no clue what tactic they were going to use but I knew I was going to use the tits to get what I wanted just like I always do! We hit that water park and all the men there like gang busters! The men there must have been wondering what was going on when all these different girls were trying to get them to show their dicks and let them take pictures. To be sure we all hit at least 20 of the same guys over the course of the day! By the end of the night it was a close call I have to admit, but at the end of the day what man can refuse a chance to see, touch or suck these big old double J’s in exchange for showing me his cock and letting me snap a picture of it? I may not be a little girl but  these tits are a deal that no man can refuse. 

Humiliation Phone Sex with Carla: Sweet Revenge Porn

Last week, I picked up this hot young guy at a local club. He was buying me drinks, dirty dancing with me, even kissing me on the dance floor. I invited him back to my loft to continue the party after the club closed. We were getting hot and heavy, when he feels my throbbing big cock through my little dress. He totally freaks out. Starts calling me a fag, even tried to hit me. No fucking way he didn’t know. My cock was throbbing the whole time we were grinding against each other at the club. He knew. Well I kicked his loser ass out of my place and hatched my revenge plan. No one calls me a fag.

My bestie is wicked hot and all girl. When I told her what this little prick Jim did to me, she got livid also. So the plotting began. We stalked him on his way home from work. He lives close to where he works, so he walks. My bestie dressed all hot and slutty, runs into him “accidentally” coming out of Starbucks. She apologizes profusely for spilling her latte and insists on him coming back to her pad around the corner so she can clean his shirt. She is hot; he is male; of course he would fall for it. They come around the corner, and there I am; waiting for his loser ass. Nice kick in the balls and he falls to his knees. Shelly puts pantyhose on his face to stifle his screams. Then the fun begins while she snaps pictures. See folks this is called revenge porn with a twist. Normally it’s scorned men posting naked pictures of the girl that dumped them on the Internet. I have too much respect for women to violate their privacy like that or shame them. But this fucking loser; I wanna shame the hell out of him. He won’t ever call anyone a fag again. And no girl will touch him again.

I made Jim suck my cock. I fucked him in the ass in every conceivable position. I made him say things like “I’m a cock loving fag,” and “a dirty little cum dump.” I soooo enjoyed humiliating him. Payback is a bitch Jim. Now everyone will know you too like cock. Your loser pecker was erect the entire time I fucked your pansy ass. Yes Jim, that makes you a fag too. Maybe now you will learn how to treat a lady; learn some fucking respect; understand that there is NOTHING wrong with liking cock in your ass. I never thought I’d be the type to post revenge porn, but then again, no tool ever called me a fag before.

Maybe we can exchange stories about our exes and plot our revenge. It is true, revenge is so sweet! I never felt better. What cums around, goes around baby.

Say “Cheese”

Smile for the camera baby. Oh you don’t know there is a camera? I am so sorry, I forgot to tell you it was there. You thought you could control me with your threats and your money and get away with it. Sweet heart you have no clue who you are dealing with. I am the bitch. I am the alpha, the omega, the beginning and the end. You really thought you would fuck this hot, wet, freaky pussy because your wife is a fucking prude and then just treat me any old kind of way? You my friend are about to learn a lesson like no other. Yes I am riding your cock and taking you to the places she never could. Acting like nothing is wrong. All the while the video is recording. This is my revenge. Tomorrow morning when your boss opens his e-mail, guess what is going to be there?  And when your wife opens her e-mail, same thing sugar. And that wonderful site called youtube, guess what video is about to go viral with your name plastered all over it? You thought you were in control and could bring me to my knees? Keep me in control? At your beck and call? Honey you are about to be ruined. I could care less that my pussy is out there for the world to see. You on the other hand are going to be very sorry by noon tomorrow. Never try to pull an ace card when you don’t know what the other person is holding and when you have so much more to loose. Revenge, it is a dish best served cold. And in today’s age of technology and being able to share information world wide with the click of a button, revenge is best served not only cold but via the internet. I would love to be able to see your face when you find out about my little video feed. Thank you for one last fuck. My revenge fuck.

Blackmail Phone Sex with Sheila: Show Me Your Pecker

So my youngest stepson has been down lately because some muscle bound jock is harassing him at school.  I do hate to see him upset. It affects me too. He doesn’t want to fuck when something is on his mind. For months now, this jock has been teasing him, humiliating him in front of cute coeds and preventing him from joining his fraternity. I decided to take matters into my own hands. I need my stepson’s hard beautiful cock in my cunt and ass again. I got him to give me the name of this stupid ass bully and I arranged a chance meeting. He is a college boy and I am a hot MILF. Should be easy to get his attention. I put on a tight black mini dress that hugs my curves, and slipped on my highest heels. I drove to campus, waited in my car outside the frat house until I saw him coming back from class. I had taken the radiator cap off knowing that would prevent my car from starting and when he walked by, I jumped outta my car and played the damsel in distress. Of course he was falling all over himself to help me. I wrote my number on his hand gave him a kiss and said text me, soon.

It didn’t take long to get a “hey sexy” text. He was predictable prey. I told him how grateful I was for his help. I then suggested he get on Skype and give me a show. Show off his hot body to me. To my surprise, he was a bit shy about this, so I snapped a few sexy pics of me in the bathroom to warm him up. I said I wanted him to give me a slow sexual seduction. I stroked his ego saying he had a body like a Chippendale dancer now strip for me so I can rub my clit thinking of all the things you can do to my MILF body. I told him take the comp into the bathroom so I can see him in the shower too.  He gave me one hell of a show on cam. A laughable show. It took all I had for him not to see me stifling my giggles. You see, I know his type. Muscle head bullies are usually overcompensating for their lack of equipment so they become total douche bags to guys they see as a threat. My stepson is handsome, smart and packing major heat in his pants. I took pics with my camera phone during his show to capture his little pecker for my blackmail plan. I burst out laughing at how small his cock was. I mean he was seriously lacking anything between his legs.  I texted him my address, told him to come over and fuck me because I got so hot seeing his beautiful body. I had him eating outta the palm of my hand. He actually thought he was going to get laid. Instead he was about to be blackmailed.

When he arrived, he was shocked to see my stepson with me. He was almost speechless. I told him things were about to change now because I was positive he would not want his frat brothers or girls on campus knowing he is really just a little girly man. I laughed at him; asking him how in the hell did he think he could satisfy a hot woman like me with a turtle dick. I verbally humiliated him for awhile. I said unless he wanted this pic going viral for all of campus to see, he was gonna need to agree to a few things. First, my son was in his frat. Second, he was gonna not only stop cock blocking him, but help procure women for him. Third, he was gonna pay for his beer all next year. My step son was not ever to spend a dime of his own money drinking on campus. And lastly, he was gonna be Tyler’s bitch. The tables had turned. Whatever Tyler wanted or needed, Tim was to provide with no bitching or whining. If Tyler needed Tim to wipe his ass, he would do it unless he wanted all of campus to be sent the pics I snapped revealing his clit stick in all its pathetic glory. Of course he agreed. Now, my step son is happy again. And that means my pussy is again purring!

I will do anything for those I love. I will do anything for a nice hard cock. Sometimes they are one in the same. Do you like a MILF who will do anything for you? Are you into small cock humiliation? Want to be blackmailed by a slut wife? Why not show me your cock so I can decide how we play?

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?