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Incest Is Best When You Both Like It

Incest Phone Sex

 

One of the reasons I fell in love with my husband in the first place is because he trained his daughters to love cum filled incest sex just like I did with my lovely little girls.  Couples have to have similar interests in general if their relationship is going to work, but this is an area in which a man and woman have to see eye to eye totally and completely if they hope to make their lewd love last.

A man and woman have to maintain individuality in their interrelation otherwise they risk losing themselves to the union.  You don’t have to have the same hobbies or like the same music, but if one of you likes to stretch out your little ones’ tiny fuckholes and use them to get yourself off, then you both have to.  A marriage won’t last long at all if only one of you likes to take the innocence of your offspring and all of the young and fresh faced friends they bring into your home.  The abusive parent can sneak around all they want, but they always get caught.  Consequences vary typically depending on the self esteem of their partners. 

My husband and I made certain that we were on the same page on every level before we decided to take the big plunge and get married.  It’s his third marriage and the fourth for me, so we both really wanted to get this one right.  No secrets, as hard as some of them may have been to disclose.  No unspoken intentions or boundaries, everything laid out on the table, including all of the youthful cocks and cunts we each created.

Yes, he makes every single head in his household take his perfectly shaped penis all the way down our tight throats and I rejoice in covering all of my crew in my hot and steamy squirt spray.  We all have our things, right?  This is great guidance, if you listen to me, you’ll have a happy and harmonious marriage and a P partner with whom you can fully connect and spend the rest of your life.  I should write an advice column, I’m pretty fucking smart.

 

My Husband Will Fuck You HARD!

Forced Bisexuality Phone Sex

 

 

If any guy wants to get into some anal threesome action with me and my hubby then he’s going to have to submit to a little forced bisexuality, because when the butt loving starts, my man is going to pound every last puckered pooper in the room and turn our browneyes black and blue.

Gay, straight, he doesn’t have hang ups like that.  I married him because he’s so open minded and sexually fluid that I knew he’d be able to make sure my needs were completely met in every way and he has not let me down yet.  If I want another man or woman in our masterfully blended mix of sex and desire then he’s happy to oblige.  If I want to see him give in and take a cock or two, he’ll do it without hesitation.  But I’m warning you, if you start the ass play, he will definitely finish it.

Yeah, you can gouge out my throat and cunt all you want and not worry about your untouched rim getting wrecked.  He’ll happily bang both of my more common holes right alongside of you, but if you start toying around with my ticklish turd cutter, you’ll bring out the butt brutalizing beast in him for sure.

He can’t help it, I’m sure you understand.  Ass sex does something to him I can’t explain but thoroughly enjoy.  With you in my ass and him in yours, I get my butt pounded with the force of two men.  It’s amazing!  And he’s going to throttle your fart box without mercy or ever even giving it a second thought.  Just warning you. 

 

CBT Eases My Mind

CBT Phone Sex

 

You have no idea how much joy and satisfaction I get from CBT phone sex!  Since I’m usually the one having to take all of the abuse in the sex situations I get myself into, binding and torturing a cum loving cock gives me some much needed catharsis.  Getting pounded and pummeled over and over again builds up a bit of aggression in a willful woman such as myself.  When it builds up to the point of boiling over, I let Mistress Reanna take the reins and make those men think twice about asking me to take their shaft and testes to their limits.

Yeah, it feels really good to pull and play with all of that super stretchy crotch meat.  For me, anyway.  I guess it feels good to the guys, but I certainly don’t see how.  I choke those cocks and balls out until they turn really dark shades of blue and purple and pull on them so hard it’s like I turn them into grape saltwater taffy.  If you aren’t aware just how far a man’s genitalia can extend out in front of his body when pulled correctly then you just aren’t living!  Judging by the moans and groans and constantly oozing syrupy cum, they love it just as much as I do.

I won’t hesitate to restrain, tease and torment a delicious dick and its swinging buddies.  Mistress Reanna likes to show all of the men she can how the pain their power poles cause mixes wonderfully with the pleasure they produce.  Creamy cocks can’t have all of the fun and if I didn’t have that outlet for my dong draining emotions, I’d be one insufferable bitch.  CBT phone sex makes me a tolerable human!

 

Better Butt Lovers

Anal Phone Sex

 

It’s a good thing that my asshole is so stretchy because my husband loves having anal sex with me so much, he lets his friends join in on the action!  I think he just likes the sounds I make as my backdoor fuck factory gets packed full of fat jizz slingers, because it doesn’t matter to him who is drilling my dungaroo, as long as he can hear me squeal, scream and moan while my ass pleases big bones.

He has one friend who can’t keep his hands off of me or his dick out of me.  Every time he comes over to hang out, I can count on him being extra touchy feely and champing at the bit to push his pretty good pecker into me as soon as he can.  I like to tease him, make him think it might not happen for him, but he knows I’ll always open up and spread my cheeks really wide for him to use any he wants, the taunting is obviously just our foreplay.  My husband just laughs and rubs his pole through his pants as I let a nip slip out or “accidentally” flash his buddy a shot of my beave.

When we actually get down to business, the guy at least offers my hubby first butthole bashing dibs, he’s really respectful.  No matter who bangs out my browneye, it always makes me grunt and groan.  The guys love that, I don’t have to tell you, I’m sure.  Every wince of my face and squeal in my forced breath makes them go at it harder and harder.  It feels amazing to have a meat or two tap your guts that deeply, if you don’t like the feeling of being thoroughly anally penetrated, I feel bad for you.  It makes me cum harder than any other type of fucking, hands down.

I like having a husband who shares my ass with his friends and I love having good friends who can make me squirt when they stick it in my always willing asshole.  It’s true what they say; best fucking friends make better butt lovers.   

 

Moisturize My Mammaries

Cum shots on tits

 

Hot cum shots on tits is how I learned to love using spunk for moisturizer! It’s sticky and sweet and full of protein, probably the perfect concoction for a cock loving cougar like me to use for massaging my flesh and making my skin super soft.

Being an open minded mommy, there’s no end to the amount of rock hard semen squirters I have to give me all of the creamy cum I need to coat myself in cod sauce.  Every time I give the mailman or pool boy or whoever else swings by the pole pleasing attention they desire, they blow their juicy jizz wherever I tell them to.  They don’t care where they get to shoot as long as I drain every drop of dick broth out of their big, bouncy balls.

If my feet are a little ashy then I have them toss their torrents of splooge all over my soles and toes.  When my elbows are rough I spread globs of gelatinous gash basher goop all over them to smooth them back out.  And when I just want to see rivers of warm cum flowing off of my nipples and down my cleavage, I make sure that my titties get sprayed and sprinkled with that pearly white penis potion.  I fucking love it!

 

My Boy’s Pool Time With Mommy

Family Fun Phone Sex

 

I love having family fun time at the pool with my favorite little boy pool toy, Stubby!  He’s always so happy to see me and loves to splash around and get all wet with mommy.  I can’t help but to have a blast when I’m playing with him and his tiny little pee-pee!

I was sunbathing in a tiny bikini when he got home from school the other day.  You should’ve seen his jaw drop when he rounded the corner and saw me rubbing suntan oil all over my body.  His wittle weiner got hard really quick, by the time he reached me so I could help him out of his clothes he already had a tiny little tent pitched in his pants.  I just smiled at him and told him what a good boy he was as I stroked his hair with one hand and undid his button and fly with the other.  

He looked at me curiously and asked “Mommy, what are you doin’?  Are we gonna swim in the pool?” as I stripped him down to his tighty whities and gave his hard little wang a quick tug.  “Of course we are,” I said gently, “but do you need to go wee wee first so you don’t put P in our ool?”  He giggled with a nod so I carried Stubbs over to the bushes, pulled his undies down and held his tiny little pre-prick between my thumb and forefinger to aim his thin and steamy, golden stream for him, making sure to keep all of his shaft and scrotum skin pulled really tightly like he likes.

When he was done he cannonballed right into the deep end without even waiting for me to be in the water first!  That’s dangerous for the little guy because he can barely swim but he was too excited to think that through before making his big splash.  Stubby dog paddled up to the surface as I hopped in and grabbed him to make sure he didn’t drown.  “You should’ve waited for mommy, Stubby.”  He knew I was right and I don’t ever come down on him too hard, he’s just so sweet.  I just pulled out my terrific titties and let him play with them a little before pushing him back out into the water so he could swim back to me.  

We went on like that for a while, with me peeling out of my bikini little bits at a time whenever my buoyant boy wasn’t in my arms.  Once I was completely nude, I pulled him in and wrapped Stubby up in my arms then made him play with pussy under the water’s surface while his face was wedged wonderfully in my beautiful bosom.

When his tiny pecker was about to blow, I just lifted him up and made him float on his back a bit while I rubbed his little bum bum and kissed his boy ballies a bunch.  When I traced a line with my tongue from his tiny taint to the tip of his pee pee, his short little semen shooter squirted the biggest little load out right into the pool water.  At least we kept his piss out of there!

 

Fat Loads Make Fat Stacks

Financial Domination Phone Sex

 

My plans for prick pleasing financial domination are coming to fruition, and my cash collecting cunt couldn’t be happier!  Using my feminine wiles to work up my finances and fund my future is the most fun way I’ve ever gotten paid in my entire life!

You know I’ve done all kinds of things for money, I’m what you might call a Jill of all trades.  A horny, enterprising broad like me is always on the lookout for new ways to make some fat stacks of loot take fat loads of cum, so blending both endeavors was a natural step to take.  Once I took that step, my bank account has never looked better.

I have just as many ways of controlling a guy’s cash as I do his cock, probably because I tied the two together, sometimes literally!  As a dominating mistress, I whip little wimps into submission until they’re willing to give me all of the money in their wallets, their ATM card and PIN.  I’ve even pushed a sub so far that he gave me access to his company expense account!  I didn’t abuse it, just him.

On the other hand, I have a couple of daddies who want nothing more than to see me completely satisfied in every way.  They know how to take care of my body, tenderly caressing and kissing me as they pump their cum deep inside of my holes, and my wellbeing as they always give me presents and gift cards to the places I love most.  Also, the shopping sprees we go on are out of this world!  I can’t believe all the places they’ve taken me, not to mention the per diems I get when we’re on extended shopping trips in exotic locations.

My favorite way of making that moolah has to be my erotic hypnosis phone sex line.  I love to play with a man’s mind and implant some subliminal messaging that makes him want to keep giving me more and more.  More cum and more cash!  Their ability to get off is directly linked to how much money I can take from them.  Don’t get it twisted, I completely satisfy my mesmerized men, just so happens that they need to give me access to their bank information to be happy.  I even made one of my hypnotized hot guys directly deposit his paycheck into my account, that way we don’t have to mess around with PayPal or Venmo when I’m making him cum, I can give my full concentration to his cock.

I have all kinds of ways of making your money work for me.  I’m pretty smart, I’ll probably come up with a couple more before all is said and done.  I’m toying around with an idea…  “Buttfucking for Bitcoin.”  How’s that sound?  Needs work, it’s still in the planning stage.  I’ll figure it out.

 

Easter Egg Cunt

Furry Friends Phone Sex

 

One of my furry friends paid me his yearly visit bright and early this morning while I was out in the yard hiding eggs for the little ones.  I should’ve known I was going to see him, he can’t resist hopping by my place to conceal some sweets in my cum container every season!  I was all decked out in one of my slinkiest leopard print dresses with no panties as usual, and when I bent over to hide an egg in the shrubbery, I heard that familiar, whacky voice in my ear.  He chuckled, “I’m gonna root around in your shrubbery, you hot bitch.”

Not gonna lie, I got so scared that I actually pissed myself a bit. I mean, I should’ve expected it since he’s here every year, but on a peaceful, sunny Sunday morning in your own yard, you’d be pretty fucking surprised to hear that shit, too!  Tell me you wouldn’t piss yourself!  Anyway, as my hot golden stream trickled down my sun warmed thigh, Mr. EB immediately hopped down and deeply inhaled my scent all over my long legs.

His ears weren’t the only thing that perked up, let me tell you!  That man-bunny was packing a massive pink rod of epic proportions and I could tell by the look in his crazed eyes that he was about to show me what Easter was really all about.  I was still on my knees so pushing me over to get my pussy in prime pumping position was no problem at all.  He grabbed me by my scruff, shoved my face into the dirt and started wailing away at my tight little rabbit hole, pounding fast and hard just like you’d expect.

As he wailed away on my wonder puss, my entire family wandered into the yard to see if the little ones could hunt for eggs yet, only to find that the hunt was already on.  The only difference was that the hunter wasn’t the tots, it was Mr. EB, and the eggs that were being hunted weren’t the colorful candy filled sort, they were my own!  Every last one of my family members watched as I got used like a fuck toy by some furry freak, until he finally finished off and dumped his sweet cream deep into my cunny cache.

He hopped away with a chuckle as quickly as he arrived, leaving me useless and writhing on the ground next to my toppled basket of scattered goodies.  Next year I’m going to remember that I’m going to have a hoppity hornball backyard Easter visitor.  I’ll be ready for my furry friend to dye my eggs with his milky cum!    

 

Free Dick Draining Lesson

Blowjobs Phone Sex

 

It takes more than just a willingness to put a prick in your piehole and swallow a load to be great at giving blowjobs.  You have to know exactly what a big ass bone needs in order to extract the biggest blast of splooge you’ve ever had the good fortune to gulp down to be considered one of the best.  You can bet your sweet ass I know the best way to build up a giant load inside of any man and make it explode out of them like a gooey, throat coating geyser.  I’ve been doing this for a long time.

To be a perfect cum guzzling slut you have to edge that cock out to the max.  You just milk his prostate and stroke his balls with little tugs while you lick and suck real slow like up and down the shaft.  How your tongue and lips move around all over his cock, balls and taint is up to you, but I have my mouthy method down to a nut draining science.  I can let you in on a couple of secrets, I guess.

Two areas on a guy’s junk will really get them moaning and groaning while you’re going down on them.  Other than his asshole, that is.  This is a simple lesson for beginners, Rusty Trombones are best saved for cock sucking specialists.  The first one is easy, it’s his C-Spot, the little area right below the head on the underside of his hog.  It’s really sensitive, made up of scar tissue from when they were circumcised, hence the name.  It works on uncut wangs, too, you just have to pull back all of the excess skin.  Not sure if either type of tool likes it more than the other, they all go crazy when you pay that spot some special attention, head in or out of your mouth.  You should be a good girl and do both, but being a well trained slut is up to you, I can’t do it for you.

The second area is a little trickier but still considered first level blowjob action.  It’s just everywhere the scrotum attaches to the body.  Hold his balls in your hand and lift, all of the skin you see and the tissue beneath, from the edge of his taint to the crooks of his legs, is extremely sensitive.  Licking and sucking will lightly tickle and tease it but pressing your lips and tongue firmly in to search out and massage the part of his erection that’s inside his body is key, his inner cock likes to get worked, too.  That part of his prick is right by his prostate so the loving pressure you put on it directly affects his semen maker so that’s where you really help him build up a super sized sperm smoothy for you to enjoy.  Don’t worry, I promise he’ll like it, too!

That’s it, I’m done giving tips for now.  It’s time to put my masterful skills into practice and gargle some lucky guy’s pearly goop.  You know I’ll be doing the same, if a cum guzzling slut like me isn’t talking about cock, she’s taking one. 

 

Black Cock Bowling Baller

Black Cock Phone Sex

 

Why do I love black cock phone sex?  Because nothing makes my horny holes feel better than having them stuffed completely full with a bodacious black bone.  Other cocks can try, I’m happy to let them, but they just don’t compare to the massive mahogany man meat that my creamy cunt craves.

My husband knows how much I need a nasty anaconda to ream out my rims and brings his black friends over to “mess up his wife” on the reg.  He’s such a good man to let his buds bust me out with their perfect pitch black poles like he does, I can’t think of a better friend or husband to anyone!

He’s on a bowling team with an incredible specimen of a king named Darnel.  His muscles have muscles, he’s so fucking buff, and his footlong sub packs a good four inches of girth, judging by how stretched out my pussy is after he’s done manhandling it.  Just like when they’re toppling pins on the lanes, my hubby cheers Darnel on as he crashes into my gutter and makes my turkey gobble.  He doesn’t spare me one bit, giving me everything he’s got as he pounds his way toward a perfect gash gooping, jizz slinging finish.

I have to have some big black cock in my life and my sweet man knows that.  Lucky for me his gorgeous friends have exactly what my nasty nooks need.  That big ol’ ebony bone and sweet, pearlescent cum.