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Hot Phonesex With My Construction Worker!!!

Oh my fucking goodness!
I am an old cougar who has seen a lot and loves some kinky, crazy ass shit to feed my pussy and keep it young, hot, wet and happy.
I really thought I had seen it all. But a few days ago I started dating a young, hot, horny and very creative construction worker.
He came home last night and after dinner he said he had a surprise for me. .He told me to take a shower and meet him in the bedroom.
When I appeared in nothing but my robe and he told me to lay down I never expected what came next. Out of his tool pouch he pulled out a sawzall with a huge dildo attached where the blade should be.
I was scarred to death but excited too. He fucked me with his power tool customized just for me and I loved it. What a fuck!
Tonight he came over for dinner and again he asked me to go take a shower and meet him in the bedroom. I was expecting a repeat performance since I loved it so much last night.
Instead he surprised me with a drill that he customized not with a dildo but with a vibrator. this thing spun in circles and vibrated at the same time. It was amazing!
I have fucked plenty of construction workers but never one that used his power tools both on and off the job.
This one is a keeper.

Make A Deposit In My Ass Bank

One of the best things about being a cougar is getting my ass fucked. Most young guys are eager to shove that dick up my ass because the girls they usually date won’t let them do it and anal sex is my favorite. I love to have a hard cock deep in my tight ass pumping it hard and fast and filling it up with thick cum. Usually the first time they think they have to pull out and squirt all over my ass. I always smile sweetly take that cock in my mouth, suck it till it is rock hard again and then tell them to shove that dick back in and pump that cum deep in my ass hole. I love the feel of that cock jerking inside me as it shoots that load deep in me. I always cum so hard when I feel it deep inside me, shooting my cum all over his balls so that they are soaking wet for me to lick clean. I take them both in my mouth and suck them swirling my tongue around and loving the taste and feel knowing he will be hard again soon and ready to fill me up again!

You Win Some, You Loose Some

Preseason is off to a great start and as usual I am extra fucking horny during football season. I really don’t understand why it effects me this way but it is an aphrodisiac for me. Don’t you wish your girl would watch the game with you and end up with a hot fucking pussy waiting to be fucked!
Week one’s games were pretty much what I expected, half of the games were one team spanking that ass and the other half were nail biting close and a true vision of grit and glory. It’s so fucking manly and such a turn on!
I love to bet on the games, I won a little money but I love when I bet kinky favors.
Of all the games I had to bet on I picked one of the closest and best preseason games yet.. The Skins and the Titans. If you didn’t watch the game, you should have.
We bet a night of complete and total subservience in the bedroom on that game. I took the Titans, he took the Redskins. I lost by one point.
It’s all good though because I had fun being subservient all night!
It’s going to be a great season! Watch the Sea Hawks, they will surprise you this year!

Turf and Pigskin

This old cougar loves her football. I love everything about the game. The smell of pigskin and the turf. The struggle to move the chains down the field ten yards at a time. The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat. Defense and offense, audibles and flea flickers. The running game, the passing game, rushing and sacking the quarter back like Mr Potato Head because the defensive line left him open like 7-11. Flags and challenges…
Thank God the season is upon us again! The first preseason game was last night and Dallas and Miami played a great game, only two points separated them as the clock ticked down and the final two minutes were incredible.
I love sitting with a guy and watching a game, we can neck and pet during commercials and fuck like rabbits during half time. But while the game is on it’s all about the fight for yardage and points.
We can root for the same team or be on opposite sides of the fence.
We can bet on each play, will they run it, will they pass it, will they kick the extra point or go for a three point conversion.
Just over 30 days till kick off for the regular season but preseason is just as much fun!
Now that I have gotten myself all worked up, I think I will go rub my football on my clit until it is swollen and ready and then fuck myself into a frenzy thinking about the season to come and who will play like men, and who will play like a bunch of sissies.

How Kinky Do You Want It?

I love fucking young dick because they love trying new positions and new things.
My newest boy toy wanted me to find new and unusual positions for us to try. So I searched the net for positions I have never tried and that looked interesting.
I picked four and tonight we are going to try them. They look rather challenging but I am still really flexible and I think I can pull it off, If not I will at least give it the old college try! (no pun intended)  I sure hope he is as eager to try new things as I am because I can’t wait!
I have bought lube and oils and things I think will help with our night of fun. I even got some new lingerie.
This is going to be a night that this old cougar will not soon forget. I wonder if he found any positions he wants to try!
Out with missionary style and in with the new and exciting! My pussy is dripping wet just thinking about what is t cum. Or should I say, who is to cum? Either way it is a win win for both of us!

Man’s Gift From The 70’s

I loved the 70’s those years molded me in so many ways. Life was groovy and we loved freely. Disco was all the rage and orgy’s were a Saturday Night staple. We had mood rings and pet rocks and Kiss and those lovely ladies Charlies Angels….bring back any memories?
But the 70’s gave us the best gift ever and every time I suck a cock I think about Linda Lovelace and Deep Throat.
That flick was totally awesome! The orgy in the beginning where the guys are coming in and taking numbers to help our poor girl experience orgasm is classic. And the bubble sound and songs they play are so 70’s and so retro. And then to find out her plight is because her clit is not between her legs but way deep in her throat…..what a way to introduce the fine art of taking cock deep down and really fucking it with our mouths!
Aren’t you glad they made that movie? I know I am! If you love porn as much as I do, take a minute, pay tribute to the woman that helped get your dick really sucked and go back and watch it for old times sake, you won’t regret it. I know I never do!

A Day At The Beach

Summer time is so much fun and trips to the beach are one of my favorite ways to spend the day. My pussy is always wet looking at the hot bodies all glistening from lotion and oil. I spend a lot of time in the water fucking my pussy and pinching and pulling my nipples.
I was so lucky to find this event this weekend. An erotic sand sculpture event. The sculptures were so realistic! I loved looking at the naked bodies sculpted out of the sand. I took pictures of some of my favorites. A huge pussy with sea weed hair, an actual couple in bed, gosh that one was something else and the pussies peeking out from between the legs of the the sun bathing beauties. Made me want to just dive in and lick them, I could almost imagine them cumming on my face! I spent a lot of time in the water and the day was a blast! I wish you could have been there with me to share it.

Buzz Me

I went shopping in search of a more compact way of carrying things. It seems I am always on the go and I needed to simplify things.
When I found these wonderful pair of underwear. They are practical and pink and so pretty. Now I am sure at this point you are wondering how in the world underwear would help me out. How could they help me simplify carrying things?
Well don’t you worry it not only helps me but keeps my twat soaking wet. Stay with me and I will make it all crystal clear for you. And hopefully you will be buzzing me soon.
These wonderful panties hold my cell phone and it sits right in front of my pussy, right on my clit. I have kept my phone on vibrate for two days now and every time I get a call I cum before I answer the phone.
What could be better? Nothing! So call me when you get a chance and make me cum in my pretty new panties!

Coed Phone Sex~’Tis the month to partake!

Is there no better time of year for a horny fucking cougar with a pussy that runs like an open spigot? This time of year is like open buffet for me and my pussy can’t get enough! If your a nympho with a taste for fresh young meat, male or female…this is the month for you!
Every year the streets, clubs and beaches are full of eager young people just graduating and throwing graduation parties for the next generation of the hot and horny!  All ripe for the pickin’, especially when impaired by alcohol or drugs. Both if I am lucky! The more fucked up they are the longer they fuck!
Almost every party has at least one keg and we always end up doing keg stands, which I love because a keg stand guarantees you will be wasted in 90 seconds flat! But last night we took keg stands to the next level.
So what is better then a keg stand?
A naked keg stand?


Hail to the next generation!

Never Leave The Farm

 

I am sitting here fingering my pussy like a mad woman. Thinking about today and our trip to the farm.
My girlfriend called and asked me to ride along for company the brats wanted to go out to the farm and petting zoo. It was fun watching them feed all the animals but I never thought we would have a hands on session.
At the end of the day the farmer teaches the little ones how to milk a cow. He gets down there on his little stool and shows them exactly what to do. As they took turns milking this damned cow I started getting wet. I had to ask if I could try!
I got down under this huge cow and took one look at her huge utters and creamed my panties. Then I touched them and they were soft and warm and so engorged. I did as I was told and placed my hands on her tits gently squeezing from the top to the bottom and as the warm, white milk squirted into the bucket I came again! It was one of the most tantalizing things I have ever done.
I love lactation and squeezing the milk from a woman and this just drove me nuts.
Leaving the farm I made a comment about the man who looked at a cow the first time and taught it would be a good idea to squeeze her tits and extract the milk. We all got a good laugh out of the idea.
I just can’t get it out of my head and will be here for some time milking my pussy as I remember the feeling of milking that cow!