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Bambi’s Favorite Pie

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February is National Pie Month. Don’t ask me why, pie is fall food. Oh well. There are so many different kinds of pie. Coconut is my mom’s favorite, and chocolate is my dad’s. My brothers both like pumpkin and my Aunt Sunny likes cherry. My favorite, you’ll never guess it…creampie! I love taking a big load in my box and squeezing it out for everyone to see. Most pie tastes good with coffee or milk, but my cream pie is good all on it’s own! It usually starts with beer or liquor though, LOL! I love the squishy feeling as it oozes out, practically begging to be slurped up and spit back into my waiting mouth. By then it’s cold and clumpy and hard to swallow, but I take it like a champion! After that, I can go for some banana pudding pie, topped with a lot of whipped cream! It tempers the gummy salty cum taste in my mouth. Mmmm mmm good! What’s your favorite pie?Fetish Phone Sex

You know you need this!

humiliation phone sexI love cock… as long as it is a huge cock, little tiny pathetic dicks aren’t worth my time at all. If you come at me with a little bitty dickie all you will get is laughter and ridicule, you certainly won’t be getting to fuck this cunt! If you are a very good boy, I might let you get a taste of my juicy pussy… after it has been thoroughly fucked by a well hung man of course. You will eagerly slurp up every single drop of cum too, don’t leave anything behind or you won’t ever get the chance to try again. You will be humiliated, degraded, and laughed at and you know what? You are going to love every single minute of it! So what are you waiting for loser? Fulfill your destiny as my pet today…

Put on a Pair of Panties Loser, Boxers are for Real Men

cuckolding phone sex MILF legsHey loser. Yes, I am talking to you with the itty bitty clitty where a cock should be. What the fuck are you doing wearing boxers? Your pin dick is swimming in them.  Burn all your manly underwear now. You are not a man. You need to be wearing pretty panties. Something in a feminine color like pink, yellow or purple. Don’t have any? Borrow some from the woman in your life who is not fucking you because of your shrinky dick. Maybe when you slip on a pair of her panties you will realize she has been fucking a real man for awhile now. If her panties smell of sex and are extra crusty, then you got your answer. I’m sure you knew already. I mean if she isn’t fucking you,  she is fucking someone. Maybe a guy at the gym. Maybe your her stepson? Neighbor? Your best friend? A coworker?

Your best bet is to tell her you know she is getting some real cock. Praise her for getting what she needs and ask to watch. The only way you are getting any pussy is after a real man has fucked it first. You can clean that pussy up. Hope you like cream pie. That’s the only pussy you are ever going to get. Well fucked leftovers. Face it you are not a man. Your woman needs a man. So, make your life easier, get yourself some panties and tell your wife you are ready to be her cuckold. Call me, and be ready to be my bitch. I’ll help you come to terms with your new lifestyle.

Creampie Treat for My Cucky Hubby

cuckolding phone sex slut wifeI woke up this morning to my husband jacking his little wiener. Well more like rubbing it. Nothing really to jack. He had a pair of my panties in his mouth. It was a laughable moment. My husband is so pathetic. I had been out last night having some fun with real men. Men with cocks that you can jack.  I still had a cream pie or two up my cunt. I got out of bed, walked over to him, pushed him to the floor, and squatted over him. “Get your treat,” I told him. He buried his tongue up my creame filled pussy and dug out all that old cum. I love feeding him a real man’s cum. He needs to have a purpose in my world.  Clean up bitch is perfect for him. Gets him close to the pussy he craves so much, but can never fuck.

After he cleaned out my well fucked holes, I let him use my panties to finish playing with his little clitty.  Then I shoved them back in his mouth and made him sit in the chair, on his hands as I fucked a real man in our bed. Watching him squirm as I had a foot long cock in my pussy treating me the way I deserve was wicked hot. My stud enjoyed making my loser husband suck my cum off his dick too.

Are you a cucky hubby? I have more cum in my pussy than my loser hubby can handle. I think you should clean me up.

Happy Australia Day with Some Thunder From Down Under

cheating phone sex hot MILFToday is Australia Day. I love Aussies. Those men from down under are so sexy with their rugged outback ways and sexy accents. I felt like I needed to celebrate the day in a fitting way. Show those Aussies just how much this American chick appreciates them.  I live close to Vegas, so my girlfriend and I drove last night to go see The Thunder Down Under.  They are male strippers from Australia. What better way to celebrate the day than with a group of well built, well hung Aussies?

cheating phone sex big cocksThey gave a great show. I love big cock. And let me tell you, that what they got down under is HUGE. My girlfriend and I were stuffing our hubbies’ money in their buns of steel all night long. We even got up on stage and danced with them. They give an amazing show. I always thought male strippers were gay. I mean how do you dance naked in front of horny women rubbing all over you and not get an erection? I found out there is nothing gay about the Thunder from Down Under accept maybe their glittered thongs that don’t stay on long anyway.

A couple of the dancers wanted to keep partying with my girlfriend and I, so we went to their hotel with them. They have permanent guest rooms at Excalibur where they perform. We had a few drinks, got to know them a bit, listened to those sexy accents, got even hornier. I got a bit buzzed and just blurted out, “I need some thunder in my down under.”  Next thing I know, I have a huge Aussie cock in my mouth, as does my friend. Thick as hell cock too. Side by side, we were celebrating Australia Day with two Outback cocks in our mouths. Before long we had some serious thunder in our pussies too.

big tit photos hairy pussy MILFAmazing fucks. I got on top of my stripper, lowered myself reverse cowgirl  style on his cock, and wrangled that cowboy cock. He had some serious heat. Stretched my pussy out. Felt amazing. My friend was getting fucked just as well. Her husband is like mine, pretty much useless except for his wallet. We let those Aussie hunks pound our pussies for hours. I even squirted. It was funny too, because we were fucking in front of each other when I did, so my jet stream hit my bestie in the chest. The boys thought it was hot though. Even hotter, when I licked my juices off her big boobs.

The morning came, and we headed back to suburbia with pussies filled with Aussie cum for our husbands. We celebrated Australia Day with Aussie cock, our hubbies celebrated with Aussie pie, creampie !!!

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Size Matters Little Cucky: My Cocks Need to Be Beer Can Thick and Beer Bottle Long!!!

cock control hot bitch in controlMy husband needs serious cock control. Well, maybe more like clit control! He thinks size doesn’t matter; that  it is all about foreplay. WRONG LOSER. I had to give him a little wake up call. I told him that in order for me to fuck a cock it needs to be the size of a beer bottle. He is so delusional in thinking he has what I need. So many men live in the land of denial. I went to the kitchen, got him a bottle of beer. Came back, instructed him to get naked and compare. The beer bottle obscured his pecker in the first pic I took. Now that is pathetic. Clearly, my cucky hubby is nowhere near what I need or want.

He then tried to tell me, no man has a cock that big. So I showed him a pic of a guy I picked up at the gym last week. His cock was clearly bigger than a beer bottle. You see guys, size matters. Get your head out of your asses. Stop thinking shit like it’s the motion of the ocean, or how you use what you got that matters. Or worse, love is all a woman needs. It is all hogwash started by fellow tiny dick losers. Hot, confident , sexy women like myself need a man. We need cock, not clit. If I want a clitty stick lover, I’ll fuck a woman.

cuckolding phone sex small penisMy husband is struggling with being a cuckold. He wants to fuck me. I can’t blame him, I am smoking hot. But look at me, then look at him. I married him for his bank account. He is a good provider. Very doting and caring. I love him in my own way. But, never going to fuck him. Men have to wake up. This is not the 1950s. Women know now that not all cocks are created equal, and some are downright superior to the rest.  My lovers are between beer can thick and beer bottle long, but they are never shot glass size. I gave him an ultimatum. Be a good cuckold, or I divorce you, take half of all you got, and I’ll find a man who knows his place or has a big cock and a big wallet.

small cock humiliation phone sex BBCHe doesn’t want to lose me, so he is not going to fight me any further. In fact, last night, he watched as my well hung young black lover pounded my married cunt for hours. That BBC filled my cunt up with more jizz in one load than my hubby can muster in a 100 loads. I wanted my husband to taste a real man’s seed, so I squatted my pussy over his beer bottle, pushed the cum out into his beer and made him drink it up. “Cheers,” I said.  I then let him fuck his ass with the beer bottle as a consolation prize, while I went for round two with the real man of the house.

I don’t care if you are a great guy with a huge wallet. If you have a clit stick, I control your cock. If you have a beer bottle for a dick, you own my pussy. Nothing else matters but size.

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In Two Weeks Time

barely legal phone sex erinBells on the door rang as I entered the gynecologist’s office. “Erin Andrews” I told the receptionist, handing her my insurance and ID. She smiled “You’re the only appointment we’ve got today, Erin, the nurse will be right with you” I sat down and flipped through some shitty magazine about cooking and crafts. Their clientele was young business professionals, I didn’t know why they kept all these old magazines! Not five minutes after I walked in, the receptionist called my name. I went back, got weighed, pissed in a cup, all that fun shit. I was given a gown, told to undress and that the doctor would be in shortly. I stripped down to my bra and panties and slowly took those off, giving the posters on the wall a little striptease. There was a soft knock at the door. I quickly slipped on the gown and got up on the table as the doctor and nurse walked in. “What are we seeing you for today, Erin?” I didn’t want to tell her I’d let myself get fucked with a knife, so off the top of my head I came up with “Pap smear” She smiled knowingly. “alright” she said, putting the stirrups out of the bed. “Put your heels up here if you would” I did as she requested. “Lie back” I did. “Nurse…” I felt a tightness on my leg and looked down. The nurse was tying my legs down to the stirrups. “What the fuck, lady?” She slapped my face and pushed me down. She and the doctor each held up one of my arms and they handcuffed my wrists together over my head. I didn’t want to admit it, but my cunt was dripping wet, making the room smell like sex. The doctor laughed. “Good girl, Erin” She resumed her spot on the stool between my legs. “little pinch” What I felt was so much more than a little pinch. She expertly slipped a dildo in my pussy and a butt plug in my asshole. “Looks like you’re a naughty girl” she said, fucking me with the toys. The nurse, holding my hands down above my head, shimmied her pants off, climbed up on the table and sat on my face. I instinctively fought it and she reached back and pinched and twisted my nipples. I lapped at her tight cunny, licking circles around her clit and slobbering all over, fucking her with my tongue. She removed one of her hands from my nipples and wrapped her little teen hand around my throat. She choked and pinched as the doctor fucked both holes hard and fast. I came, squirting my cum right into the doctor’s face. Shortly after, the nurse came, creaming into my mouth. I lapped it up, sucking her sweet fruity cunny dry. They silently uncuffed me, untied me and left the room. I got my clothes back on, fixed my hair and walked out. I stopped at the reception desk. “I’m going to need another appointment in 2 weeks.”

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Phoenix

So cuckolding phone sex is something I started with my boyfriend. You see we were doing cyber sex phone sex sessions together and I decided to mix it up. We agreed that I would cuckold him for awhile and did just that. I invited a couple big black guy friends over to fuck my pussy and fill me with man cream while my BF watched via internet as I had the webcam catching the whole scene. 

I was getting banged hard by these BBC’s and Lance (my bf) got to watch me get that big black cock and filled with so much cum. As we finished up I positioned my cunt at the cam and made sure he got to see every bit of my creampied cunt. As he would jerk off watching me take those cocks. I would then invite him in the room for the next round and make him clean my pussy. While Lance was being a cum slut for me I had another big cock slip past his face and the head of that cock slid across his lips as it slid into my sloppy gooey wet cunt. That cock fucked me with Lance’ face so close to it that we made sure he got that cock to pass his lips.

I had Lance sucking cock in no time and to this day he loves the idea of sucking a big cock off while everyone else but him gets to fuck me. I made him such a dirty cuckold. He really loved watching me take cock on camera and we have had a lot of good times on camera. I loved dressing him up like a slut and made him into such a cock slut.  

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I will own your whole pathetic life!

blackmail phone sexI am not an easy woman to worship but I am well worth the effort. Believe me, you will treasure every moment spent with me, even the painful ones. I can’t wait to make you tell me everything about yourself, even those private thoughts you’ve been keeping secret for years. I will unearth every single skeleton in your closet and once I do pet, your life will be forever changed. I will own you completely then, you will have to do whatever I ask you to do. Unless of course, you want me to expose all of your dirty little secrets. You will be putty in my hands because you know you will lose it all if you are outed. Even though we both know that being outed is exactly what you want most! Are you ready to give up control and belong to a woman like me?

Real Men Sleep in the Bed; Losers with Brokedown Dicks Get the Floor

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One of my stepson’s paid me a visit last night. My husband, his daddy was home too.  Now my old hubby with his broke down dick, knows I fuck his sons. He is okay with me having surrogate lovers since he can’t satisfy me anymore. But, he doesn’t usually watch. His son charged in our room, drunk and high, yelling that he need his mommy’s pussy. I was turned on by his bravado. I looked at my husband and said, “It’s time for a show, Hun. You are going to see what a real man can do.”

I pushed him off the bed, made him sit in a chair and watch his son take his role in our bed. I enjoyed laughing at my husband too. Here was my college age stepson, wasted, and still able to get a hard on and fuck me like a real man.  He ate my pussy first.  Made his face glisten with my cunt juice. He made sure I was good and wet before he slid his young hard cock in my pussy. Right there in the bed where my husband and I sleep, he fucked my pussy for an hour. Grabbed my big tits, and pounded me. He was fucking me so hard, you could hear his big cum filled balls slapping against my ass.

When he came in me, he looked at his daddy and said, “Guess this makes me the real man of the house.” I went over to my hubby, with his son’s cum dripping out of my pussy, sat on his face and forced him to clean up my cream pie. At first he resisted, but I am a bigger girl, got me some strong thighs. I smothered him with my legs and ass until he cleaned out my snatch.

I made my husband sleep on the floor, and let his son, the real man, have the bed. If you can’t satisfy me, you will get the floor too. Only real men get to sleep in the bed with me.