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Idle Hands

I think I had full moon fever.  Not sure what came over me. Maybe it’s because Halloween is approaching that I was feeling a little dark. Normally I am just a big cock fucker. I’m all about the size. But It was almost like I was possessed. I got my husband’s big tactical knife and went out for a walk. Now normally I don’t go walking alone, nor do I really walk, unless it’s to go get some big dick. This night was different. I felt like something was calling me into the woods. Something was controlling me.

I started walking and came across an old railroad. I started following the tracks. I had my big knife if anything happened. But then I just stopped dead in my tracks, no pun intended. I saw a man, a rather scary looking man. I stared at him for awhile to see if he was gonna make a move  towards me but he was motionless. Rather creepy. Just gazed right through me. But then it was like some how he led me here; some how he was controlling me. Like I was meant to see him, meant to stop right here.

I pulled my jeans off, removed my panties and bent over showing him my ass and cunt. He was still motionless, expressionless. I had laid the knife on the ground to masturbate for my creepy watcher but my hand picked up the knife as if compelled to do so. I started rubbing it all over my body. I think inserted it in my cunt. It was like that horror film “Idle Hands.” My mind knew I shouldn’t be doing this, but my hand was not being controlled by me. I started fucking my pussy with a knife. The cool steel felt hot in my pussy. But I was starting to bleed a little. I tried to go slower, but my hand went faster. I was scaring myself. Then suddenly my hand dropped the now bloody knife. I kicked it away quickly before I was compelled to pick it back up.

I looked for my stranger and he was gone. Just like that. A shadowy motionless figure in the woods that for a brief moment had some odd control over me. Was it a witch? A demon? A ghost? Or simply the devil himself? Whatever it was it pulled me into the woods, to that train track. My pussy will heal and be back to taking huge cock again soon. But I can’t shake the feeling that something is still out there, something evil lurking in the woods that wants me, wants me dead.

Prostitution Phone Sex with Sheila: Alley Whore

I was in downtown LA, East Compton to be exact. Not the best part of town, but my car broke down and I had no cell reception. I started to hoof it and see if I could find a payphone, if they even existed any more. I was pretty scantily clad as I was on my way to meet my step sons for some good old fashioned afternoon delight. Out of nowhere comes some guy around a corner and pushes me to the ground stealing my purse. I’m in the middle of a bad neighborhood with no identity, no phone, no keys, no money. I was starting to panic a bit. No cops in sight. How was I going to get out of the hood. The old fashioned way that was how.

I started flashing cars as they passed by. Thinking I could get someone to pull over for a fuck up against the alley wall. I had a bit of trouble at first. Flashing my big boobs seemed to just  get honks and yells. WTF? I am a fine big ass bootylicious MILF in the hood. Certainly someone had some money for a quick fuck or tug and gurgle. Finally this young guy in an El Camino yelled, “How much?” I walked up to his car and said $75 bucks for a 15 minute fuck in the alley. I was all prepared to Blue Light Special myself as I was desperate and $50 would get me a cab, but he agreed.  He parked the car and we ducked into the alley.

I love fucking, but honestly I have never taken money to fuck nor I have fucked in an alley with dumpsters around me and the stench of garbage. But, I lucked out. There was an old couch by one of the dumpsters. Probably disgusting and disease ridden but beggars can’t be choosers. It was better than fucking against a graffiti riddled alley wall with broken glass under my feet. I told my John he had to be on the bottom. I would ride him hard reverse cowgirl, but my ass was not touching that couch. I just thought about seeing my step sons soon and fucked the hell out of that guy. Even let him cum inside me. I was such a filthy whore prostituting myself in an alley in broad daylight. Kind of turned me on being that desperate, that depraved. Had me wondering if I could have a good side career as an alley whore. Something sexy about being an upper class gal fucking in a dirty alley for $75.

My John paid me, and even tipped me and when I explained my situation he offered to take me home and call AAA for me. So, he paid me for sex, fucked me in an alley and was a complete gentleman? My first day as a professional whore was going pretty darn well. I think I may have found my calling. There is something hot and taboo about being paid to fuck.

Sex Toy Phone Sex with Shemale Carla: A Few of My Favorite Toys

Today is one of those days that is about me. Just me. It’s been storming pretty badly lately, making it hard to get out. But, I have needs  you know? I bet you do too. So I decided to break out my huge box of sex toys and pulled out my three favorites.  A green jelly dildo; a purple suction cup dildo, and my baby blue vibrating butt plug.  I started with my green jelly dildo. Its long and fleshy and thick just like a cock. I sucked it for awhile, imagining your nice hard throbbing dick in my mouth. Felt amazing. I sucked on it and stroked my cock thinking how good it feels to have a cock down my throat; how amazing it is to taste and feel cum. And when I had that dildo good and lubricated with my saliva, I rammed it up my ass and came all over my stomach.

Since I was covered in jizz, I decided I needed to shower. I took my purple suction cup dildo into the shower with me and mounted it on the wall. After I lathered myself up real good, I backed my hot ass on to the purple dildo thinking of you fucking your first tranny ass. My cock gets so hard at the thought of you shooting a load of hot spunk in me that I come again. I love getting fucked in the ass as much as I love fucking in the ass.

Since I am a horny fuck today, I get out my blue vibrating butt plug, slip it in my tight perfect ass, and fantasize about taking you. Surprising you with my panty present. Perhaps you had an inkling and were curious, perhaps I took you by surprise and didn’t give you a chance to say no. Whatever scenario, my cock is in your tight ass pumping away until I unleash a huge load in your virgin ass. If you are a good boy, I will even reach around and jack your cock as I fuck you from behind. Three hard cums in 3 hours with 3 of my favorite toys. Maybe you will be with me the next time so I can have the real thing and so can you.

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Glenda: Wanna Hear My Wet Pussy?

Ever since I can remember, I have been masturbating. I love self love! When I was a younger girl, I use to get off crossing my legs and shaking my leg up and down. I know you have seen girls, even young ones doing that. They do it because it causes friction on their clit and it feels awesome. When I first came that way, I thought I peed my panties. I was so young I did not even know what an orgasm was yet. But I did know it felt good and I wanted to keep recreating that sensation. I rubbed myself on this huge life size Pink Panther stuffed animal I had too. I got right on top of it and rubbed my little clitty up and down until I made a mess. For many years that Pink Panther stuffed animal was my very best friend if you know what  mean. Then I graduated to the shower massage. Then, I discovered my fingers and toys.

The first thing I ever fucked as in went inside my pussy was a flashlight. After that it was garden vegetables and eventually a dildo. I found one in my mother’s panty drawer snooping around. I know kinda naughty to use your own mother’s dildo, but I was a horny teenager. After I had a dildo in me, I knew I needed cock.  Even though I never have to go without cock, I still love to masturbate. When rubbing my clit, I can cum in less than a minute. I have no self control. I will literally have days where I play with my pussy all day long seeing how many times I can cum. My personal record is 45 times.

Do you jack off like crazy sometimes? I know being a guy you sadly can’t cum like a girl over and over, but I bet you can still make yourself cum a dozen times in a day. What is the strangest way you have ever gotten yourself off?  I’d love to swap masturbation stories and get off together. You let me hear your stroking your cock and I will let you hear me rubbing my wet snatch!

Fun In The Sun

While most of you studs are starting to feel the chill in the air that means winter is right around the corner, it is that time of year for all of the hot Fuckalicious girls. Next week we are all heading to sunny Florida for some fun in the sun on the beach. Of course with all these hot, wet, horny bitches in one place, trouble is on the horizon. We have already paid for the bar to be well stocked and have been shopping for some hot swim suits that barely cover our bodies. This is the time for any of you hunks that think you are man enough to handle more then one of us to give us a call and actually get us all in one place together. We might be in the same room drinking and teasing each other, or on the beach teasing all the guys walking along the sand,  while we work your dick into a frenzy. If your a real good boy we might even watch you on Skype or pull up the picture you e-mail us and gather around it while we all play. There is a game we play every year to see which one of us can get the most cock and to find a man that can handle all of us at once. Most of them only want one or two of us at a time. So if your nice and fucking horny and up to the challenge look us up next week and let us drain your balls like they have never been drained before. Follow us on social media for updates if you dare!

Small Dick Humiliation with Brooklyn: Size Queen’s Revenge

This guy at the gym has been trying to get in my pants for months now. Always trying to help me on the exercise equipment, following me around. Quite pathetic actually. I just could tell he had a teeny weenie. And I have no time for pin dicks. I pulled out my cell phone and showed him a naked picture of myself and said, “Look at that body. Do you think someone as fine as me would waste my time with you?” He looked at me dumbfounded. I assured him the closest he would ever get to my pussy was seeing the pictures on my phone that I send the real guys. He looked so rejected. In some sort of a humiliated huff, he stole my phone and darted out the gym. The fucker stole my phone.

No way I was letting that slide. Some little tiny prick loser was not gonna beat his worthless pecker to my naked pics on my phone. I flirted his info out of the desk clerk and plotted my revenge. I have another cell at home, just not an iPhone. I texted my phone: “Hey, it’s Brooklyn. You got my phone. I want it back. I am sorry I laughed at you. Truth is, I am married and thought if I could push you away, it would make it easier to hide my lust for you.” Took a few hours, but he responded. We texted for awhile and I had that loser convinced I wanted him. Eventually I texted, “You have a phone filled with sexy pics of me, but I have none of you.” Guys will believe anything a hot chick says. That is why women are superior. Men think with their dicks. I got him to take a selfie  and send email it to me .

Priceless. Even smaller than I imaged.  He was lucky if he had 2 inches. It was not a cock. I texted him back that we should meet up and promised him that I would change his world if he just gave me back my phone. Dumb dumb bumb man. How do you tiny dick weenies think women like me would ever fuck you? I wanted my phone, not his worthless pecker. He met me, handed it right back and took off his clothes. Wow, that was easy and going to be fun. Once I had my phone back I let out a litany of insults. Pencil dick, needle dick, Lincoln Log, Tootsie Roll, Tiny Tim, twig and berries, teeny weenie, clit stick, baby dick, dickette, cockette, small fry, little Johnny…. I went on and on screaming at him.

He started to cry. He actually cried. I told him to wake up and live in reality. In reality, hot women don’t waste their time with small pricks. I simply explained that he belonged in panties because my clit was bigger than his baby dick. I had posted the pic he sent me on showyourtinydick.com and showed him all the responses. He was completely humiliated. I am unapologetic for being a size queen. I know I deserve big cock. I am also unapologetic about humiliating a pin dick, especially one who has the audacity to steal my phone and the stupidity to think I would fuck him.

Life is too short to waste my time on tiny dicks. No women should waste their time on a short stack.

Ass Worshiping Phone Sex with Vinny: Kiss My Ass

Do you appreciate a fine ass? Look at mine. I am quite proud of my derriere.  I am closer to 50 than 40, and my ass is so tight you could bounce a quarter off of it. Its ample, shaped nicely, tight and  loves to be worshiped. In fact, I have a few ass slaves. What you are thinking is correct. I have men and a few boys, and even a couple gals, who fall to their knees and worship my fine booty.  You see, I am a slave to big black cock, but that is the only time I am submissive. I am a rather sensual domme away from those black cocks. One of my favorite things to do with my admirers is make them worship my ass. I know my ass smells like roses,  and taste just as good. So, I enjoy making a subject bury his or her face in my ass and begin with a rim job. Nothing says I control you, like a loyal subject putting their greedy little tongue up your asshole and licking your taint, and getting off doing it.

After my ass is properly licked, I smother a subject with my ass. I sit on their face sometimes for hours making them smell nothing but my fine ass. If they prove themselves good ass worshipers, I will let them lick and finger my tight cunt. Some prove to be really good pussy lickers too. And a mature woman can never have too many ass and pussy worshipers at her disposal. I fuck a lot, daily usually, but there is still something about having your  wholes licked and worshiped. So I always make time daily for someone to come over and literally kiss my ass. Are you ready to submit yourself to me? Worship me? Clean me? Pleasure me? Cum bury yourself in my ass and pussy.

3 is the best company..

They always say 3 is a crowd.
In my life 3 is the perfect number.
My best friend and her husband came to me about a year ago with the idea.
That all of us would be in a relationship.
 
I wasn’t really sure about it.
I have this connection with my best friend and I didn’t want to mess that up.
I didn’t really like her husband all that much but, we decided to try it. 
 

We thought we would need to get drunk or high.  

But it was super natural.
I love my best friend, so it was easy to kiss her and rub my hands up and down her body.
After she and I got naked we looked over at her husband who was watching in awe.
We crawled over to him and unzipped his pants and we both starting sucking his big fat cock.
 
We fucked for hours. 
Her husband was inside of me while she ate sucked my clit. 
I have never had a sexual experience like this before.
 
We meet 3 times a week.
We all take turns making each other cum.
It is the best sex in my life.
3 isn’t a crowd but 3 is the best company I could ever ask for.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Highway Fuck

Yesterday I joined my girlfriend in a local green project to clean up part of the highway. Her office has part of the highway named after them, and in exchange they keep it  clean from trash. I am green friendly. I am also big cock friendly and my girlfriend has a really hot co-worker who is reportedly well hung. I put on some cute jean shorts to show off my legs and went to work cleaning the parkway. We took a lunch break and I managed to get Rob alone. He was eager to fuck me when I showed my interest. I spread my legs and fucked myself with my Mt Dew bottle right there in the middle of the highway. Pretty clear message. I didn’t really care if anyone saw me.  I have a hot body meant to be seen.

When he pulled out his cock it was just as huge as rumored. I just needed to feel a big throbbing cock in my cunt. Plus it is pretty exciting when you add the risk of possibly being caught. He got right down in the grass with me as cars sped by us and fucked me good.  Heard of rug burns? Well I had grass burns. I got on all fours in the grass and he mounted me from behind. A few car drivers saw us and honked. It didn’t last long, but my cunt still felt great. Plus, he gave me a huge creamy load too. My pussy got a bit dirty! What the hell, all worth it for a nice piece of meat.  We put our clothes back on and joined our group. I think folks knew we had fucked. I had leaves in my hair, grass stains on my knees, and that smile I always have when I get a monster cock. I really don’t care if people know. If I was modest about my love for big dick, I wouldn’t get laid along the highway. I’m an exhibitionist  at heart. I like people seeing me get a huge cock. Would you like to watch?