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BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Chubby Love

He can’t get enough of my soft, sweet, sexy chubbiness. He loves to have me smother his face with all the folds of my chunky pussy, rubbing it back and forth, nearly suffocating him. The harder it is for him to breath with my soft, wet flesh covering his mouth and nose, the harder his dick gets and the faster he fucks me with his mouth. He will lay me down and bury his face between the folds of my belly, moaning and pushing farther into their depths, while he humps my leg with his aching cock. There are many times that he never actually sticks his dick in between the folds of my wet pussy. Still he cums over and over again with long, strong spurts that leave him shaking and weak. He never leaves me wanting, even if he doesn’t actually fuck me with his cock. He knows how to make me cum with out using his man tool. It is always very satisfying for both of us. Laying together when we are done, our bodies wet with a mixture of sticky cum and salty sweat, we fall fast asleep. For now.

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.

Tittie Fuck Me Now

I need a big black cock for a good titty fucking. My breasts are perfectly large and soft, and your huge cock can slip up into my  mouth for some extra kissing while you fuck my tits hard. I want to feel your balls rubbing on my stomach while you jam your fuck stick between my beautiful breasts. I want you to use me as your fluffy fuck doll. I want you to tell me my breasts make you hard and that you’ve thought about fucking them all day long.

Deprive my pussy, and focus on pleasing your cock. My body is yours and you can play with whatever parts of me you like best – and I know that is my tits! Seeing the black skin of your giant cock against the white soft skin of my balloons is such a turn on. When you’re ready, shove that cock in my mouth and make me suck it. Jam it in my throat and make me choke on your mushroom head. You make my eyes water from gagging me until you give me that sweet protein I can’t wait to swallow… 

And The Winner Is

So the girls and I had a day trip planned to  a local water park. Before we got there we decided to make a little wager.  Who ever could get the most pictures of dicks by the end of the day had to pay for a seafood dinner and drinks for every one at the end of the day. There were five of us so that was not a small price to pay.  Of course I have the biggest tits out of all of us. Getting a guy to show me his dick is the easiest thing in the world for me. All I have to say is “Show me your cock and let me take a picture of it and I will show you my tits and let you touch them or suck one, your choice” I had no clue what tactic they were going to use but I knew I was going to use the tits to get what I wanted just like I always do! We hit that water park and all the men there like gang busters! The men there must have been wondering what was going on when all these different girls were trying to get them to show their dicks and let them take pictures. To be sure we all hit at least 20 of the same guys over the course of the day! By the end of the night it was a close call I have to admit, but at the end of the day what man can refuse a chance to see, touch or suck these big old double J’s in exchange for showing me his cock and letting me snap a picture of it? I may not be a little girl but  these tits are a deal that no man can refuse. 

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex: Let’s Get off Together

I’m a curvy beauty. When I was younger, the mean girls at school would taunt me, call me names, humiliate me any time they could just because I was not a size 4. Well, look who is laughing now? Me. I am a sexy, confident, fuller figured girl and I am proud of my curves. And you know what else? The men of those mean girls love me too. That’s right. This juicy beauty can steal any man. Married men or guys with girlfriends are just somehow hotter. I enjoy seducing a taken man because I know their skinny girl friends and wives are thinking no way their men would want me. But they do. It has nothing to do with size. Yes, I have huge natural boobs that drive men wild, but I have a confidence that is sexier. I know I am beautiful. I know I can satisfy a man. I am comfortable in my skin. So comfortable in fact, that today, I decided to give the married man next store, who is always staring at me (much to the chagrin of his flat chested wife), a show. When he is on his deck, he can see me in my back yard by my pool. And I know he has binoculars for better viewing. I woke up extra horny today, so when I put on my bathing suit, I grabbed my vibrator too. I waited until he was on his deck, then I did a slow, erotic strip tease. Once I was naked, I brought a tit up to my mouth and sucked on the nipple while rubbing my clit. I then repeated that with the other boob. I saw him looking around to make sure his wife couldn’t see him before he pulled his cock out and started stroking it. It was really hard for an old man too!!!  As he started frantically jacking his cock, I plunged that vibrator deep in my pink cunt. We were outdoors in broad daylight and anyone could have caught us. That made our mutual masturbation extra hot. It didn’t take long for either of us to cream. I think he even shot his load over the railing of his deck. I then put that vibrator in my mouth for him to watch as I licked my tasty cunt juices off of it. Bigger girls taste better too.

I think it is hot to masturbate for men, married or single, young or old. I enjoy getting off with my callers. I am just that horny. Would you like to do a hot role play and hear me play with my juicy wet pussy? Or better yet, would you like to direct me how to pleasure my cunt while I tell you how to jack it? I am a creative and horny slut. And nothing more gives me pleasure than delivering the hard cum you need!

Secret Fuck in the Bushes

The boy that lives down the street used to invite me over. I was allowed to go because he was a neighbor.  I walked to his house, my pussy tingling, because I knew he was going to explore new sexual experiences with me. I never said no, so I was excited to find out what he had in mind today! 

I arrived at his house and he was outside waiting for me. His best friend was there and he treated me like shit in front of him as expected. He acted like he hadn’t even invited me over, but I could see his raging hardon in his shorts so I knew this was just part of the game. 

He told me to go in the backyard and hide in the bushes before anyone else saw me at his house. I said okay and without glancing back, I ran to the bushes and climbed under them.  I waited a few minutes and just when I was afraid they weren’t coming, I heard them approaching. Without a word they climbed under the bushes with me, yanked off my clothes, exposing my huge soft breasts, and began fondling me all over. 

They positioned me doggy style and the leaves and sticks poked my knees and hands. One of them shoved his cock in my mouth and the other one shoved his dick in my pussy. They fucked me in perfect time from both sides and told me if I told anyone they would say I was a liar. I didn’t plan on telling anyone, their cocks were young and hard and I craved the attention so badly. They took turns in all my holes and fucked me for hours in those bushes. I want to re-live that experience, will you be my boy next door?

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Working at the Car Wash

Yesterday was a beautiful day; perfect car washing weather. I decided to try to earn some drinking money for Saturday night, so I squeezed my big beautiful juicy butt into my daisy dukes and put on my 4 sizes too small red bikini top. I had a big sign out front that said “Free car wash, tips appreciated.” I started washing my truck first. I soaped it all up; then got out the hose and started spraying the water on my truck and myself. Soon, cars were lining up to check out the hot, wet, soapy BBW washing her truck and to get their vehicle washed. I know how to make money; well I know to use my curves to make money!!!. I soaped up my huge natural boobs and used them as sponges. I washed 27 cars and trucks, and 3 motorcycles with my big ole sponges. All cars driven by men too; hmmmm, guess some chicks are intimidated by a voluptuous gal. I made over $400 in tips partying money for the night. Jessica Simpson and Catherine Bach can’t compete with my natural curves in their daisy dukes. Guys like women with a little meat on their bones; some push to the cush!

One guy came back later that night before I went out with my BFFs. He said he couldn’t get me off his mind. Very nice looking older man, salt and pepper hair, likely twice my age and definitely married. Said all his life he had dreamed of a curvy chick like me, but somehow always ended up with skinny girls with fake ass tits. Only thing fake on me is my hair color. I invited him inside for a drink, but I really only wanted to give him a closer look at my curves. I feel sorry for guys who have never known the joys of a BBW. Pretty, skinny girls are usually cranky since they rarely eat, and they think all they have to do is lay there like a dead fish while fucking to get a guy off. A big thick juicy slut works to keep her man happy. I never take for granted a big hard cock. We exchanged some pleasantries before I just flat out said, “Would you like to see my huge ass titties in all their glory?” Of course he was salivating at the invitation. I decided to give him a hot striptease, slowly and seductively teasing him. It didn’t take long, however, for him to pull out his surprisingly huge cock and start stroking it to my body. He was so sweet; he said he couldn’t fuck me because he didn’t want to cheat on his wife! Well, I assured him oral sex was not cheating, and then I fell to my knees and began worshiping his huge shaft. As I was wrapping my tits around his cock, I began to bob up and down on it with my mouth. I got so wet sucking a married stranger’s dick that I slid my hand between my juicy thick thighs and rubbed my clit until I came. I fed my hard stranger my cum soaked fingers, so he would know how yummy a big girl tastes. I told him I was sweet as honeydew. Then I kissed him so I could taste my own sweet love juice on his lips. And then I returned to his cock till he exploded on my tits. I made him watch as I licked his cum off my boobs. The nice thing about having natural 36 G’s is that I can suck my own dang titties. I could have fucked him if I wanted to at that point, but I was ready to hit the club with my friends and pick up some more guys. Boy did I have fun with my “hard” earned car wash money.

I am proud of my curves. Hell, I rock my curves. Curvy is the new skinny. I have never had a problem attracting men, and I never will. Bet my body got your attention didn’t it! BBW phone sex is where it’s at these days. Once you go fat, you will never go back.