Category: Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex

All Aboard the Sissy Train: Cho Cho Cho

Do you have a clit stick? Are you an unhung hero? A 2 pump chump? A sissy fairy fag? Panty boy? Cum guzzling pansy? If you answered yes to any of the above, then welcome to my world of small cock humiliation. I am a Goddess. The kind of woman you will NEVER fuck.  You worship me. You honor me. You entertain me. You pay tribute to me. You obey me. But you never ever fuck me.

I collect tiny dick losers like I collect shoes. I have  shoes for every outfit, every occasion. And I have a loser for every day of the year. But a Goddess never has enough sissies to humiliate. In between fucking real men, I enjoy collecting sissies. Let me help you find the perfect pair of panties to cover up your sissy bits, give you some humiliating assignments to please me, and hop on my sissy train.

I love all sorts of humiliation. I will dress you up. Post pics of your clit stick on my blog so others can laugh too. I will send you to Victoria’s Secret to buy panties to wear for me. Make you drink cumaritas. Have you singing little sissy ditties about your short spout.  Deny you orgasms.  Send you to your local adult bookstore for special toys for your little back door pussy. Small cock humiliation phone sex has endless possibilities.

If you are new to the world of small dick humiliation, we offer a variety of specials to save you a few bucks while exploring your sissy fag side. That’s more money that you can spend of your Goddess. What are you waiting for? All aboard the sissy train, “Cho-cho-cho.”

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Know Your Place

My husband had a momentary lapse in judgment last night. He actually forgot his place.  Thought he could crawl into bed with me with his shrinky dinky and fuck me. I love him, but his role as my husband is as my provider. Provider of pretty things. Provider of exotic trips. Provider of spa days. Provider of big cock. Since he does not have a big dick himself, he needs to provide me with surrogate cock. He knows this. But every now and then he goes out with the boys, gets drunk and lets other stupid men tell him size doesn’t matter. Only men who think size doesn’t matter are ones with pin pricks.

Because he forgot his place, he had to be punished. So my hubby is not allowed to touch his little clit stick for the entire month of November. Now, usually I can trust him, but he will be traveling for work a lot this month, so I put him under lock and key. He also has to send me 2 huge cocks a week and watch me get fucked, either live or via cam if traveling. I want him aroused but unable to cum lol. Can’t use it properly, well, you shouldn’t have access to it. He can have blue balls for awhile to make him think long and hard (no pun intended hee hee) about trying to stick that pathetic thing inside me. 

I’ll slap a chastity belt on you too if you forget your place. All sorts of humiliating things I enjoy making guys who don’t know their place do. Sing little ditties in frilly little dresses. Make poopies and pee pees in their diapers.  Take embarrassing selfies for me to share…. The question is do you know your place?

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Do You Know Your Place?

I am a beautiful size queen. I know my worth. Sadly, many guys do not. However, a few do know their rightful place with me and other women like me. Like Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag. Some of you tiny dick losers who keep trying to convince me you got what I need, could learn a few things from her special Pet. See, if you have a small weenie, clit stick, pin dick…. you only have one purpose in MY life. That is entertainment. That’s right, small dick sissy fairy fags get to entertain and amuse me. They never get to fuck me.

There are many ways to entertain and amuse a Goddess like me or Levi, as sissy fairy fag has learned. One, you can dress up like the sissy you are and prance, preen and twirl for us.  Put on a pink frilly outfit, white patent leather shoes, matching bloomers and give us a show. We will invite our friends over, snicker and giggle and most importantly, snap lots of pictures to share with the world. You can serve us food and drinks and take care of our every whim because we are so much better than you. So many things you can do for us. Wipe our asses; rub our feet;  paint our toes; clean our houses; pick up the dog poo in the yard; clean the cat litter….. You should just feel honored to have any place in our lives worthless pig.

Second, you can be our personal slave, and by extension, the slave of the real men lucky enough to fuck us. This might mean sucking cock, taking one in your back door pussy, or cleaning out the cum in our lovely holes. Likely all of the above. Let’s be honest. We both know it would be a privilege for you, just like it is for Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag, to taste the cum of a real man. Added bonus that you get to be that close to a hot body. It is the only way you can see this fine ass naked. I sure as hell would never let a pathetic loser see me naked. I have standards.

Third, you can spoil us. I mean if you can’t spoil us with your dick, you can at least spoil us with your wallet. Women like Goddess Levi and myself, love spa days, beach trips, designer shoes and handbags, fine jewelry… We should never have to pay for the luxuries in our lives. That’s why we have sissy fag fairies like you. You get the picture. Pampering a Goddess is all the reward you need.

There are many other ways you can be entertainment fodder for Goddesses. Small dick losers, sissy fairy fags, pathetic little babies, twirling mother fuckers…..all make us laugh. And since you can NEVER make us cum, you might as well make us and our friends laugh.

A Cock So Big I Was His Bitch

I have a new real man who calls me. He understands what I need and his 9 inch cock that is coke bottle thick guarantees him I am his WHORE. I am a switch hitter.  If you got a small dick, you are my bitch. If you got a nice big one, well I am YOUR bitch. And, I was not only his bitch, but his little breeding whore. You see when a man has a real cock, his sperm is potent and can knock thirty bitches up with one load. My new stud pounded my pussy and ass the way I deserve to be pounded. I was begging for him to knock me up. I was screaming for his baby batter. This world needs more hot bitches and more well hung studs. We have enough tint dick losers. My pussy was hungry for his cock and for his spunk. I am a greedy whore for a big dick. He made it clear that he owned my pussy. That my pussy was his private vessel to drop his seed into whenever he wanted. He wants to breed me.  I can’t blame him. I am a pretty bitch; I would breed more pretty bitches.

I cannot begin to stress how important size is to me. I am a goddess and I know what I need. My new stud knows what I need. His divine rod in all my fucking holes filling me up with his cum. I am a hot bitch and I will not settle for less than I deserve. I need more studs to take control of me, fuck  me  like the bitch in heat that I am. Are you worthy enough to impregnate me?

 

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

Size Queen Brooklyn: Are You My Stud or My Bitch?

I am a Goddess and you know that. That is why you are reading my blogs, looking at my pictures. And the reason your cock is getting hard. But wait, you may not have a cock, at least not by my standards. I require at least 8 inches of thick solid throbbing working meat to be satisfied.  Anything less is a clit stick to me. And if you have a clit stick and try to call me, you better be prepared to wear panties, or diapers and even prissy little dresses, because you are NOT a MAN in my estimation. I do not fuck anyone who is not all MAN.

If you are not packing the meat I require, that I deserve, then there are a few ways we can still play. You can be my cuckold. My little tiny dick loser who has to fluff the real cock, maybe even guide it into my golden cunt that you can never please. You get to help procure real cock for me. It is an honor and a privilege to provide me with a surrogate cock. You see all those well hung studs at the gym. Bring one home for me to play with and if you do a good job, you get to clean up my cream pie. We both know how good a real man’s cum tastes.

Perhaps I will decide you are better suited to be my sissy. Put your little clitty in panties and dress you up as my life sized dolly. From head to toe you will be feminized because let’s be honest here, what is between your legs is so small it would get lost in boxers. I bet you couldn’t even find it in your tidy whiteys. So really, I am doing you a favor by making you my sissy. You should have been born a girl anyway. As a pretty little girl you can amuse me, entertain me. I can give you a special girly name. I can train you to be a little whore and pimp you out to the real men to be used or keep you all to myself.  So much fun I can have with you as my sissy.  Can dress you, spank you, peg you, humiliate you, exploit you, profit off of you, make you serve and worship me.

I can even make you my adult baby. I mean your pecker is so small it’s infantile. So, diapers are appropriate.  I can put you in a baby bonnet, give you a pacifier, change your diaper, nurse you, punish you when you make a poopy, and most importantly humiliate you. If you have such a small pee pee that it belongs in diapers, my laughter will be heard in the next state and my humiliation tactics will know no bounds.

How we play is all up to what is between your legs.  If you are a real man, then you deserve my pussy and we will fuck like wild animals. But if you are no man, then you get to be my cuckold, my sissy, my adult baby, my slave, my doll, my whore, MY BITCH.

Small Dick Humiliation with Brooklyn: Size Queen’s Revenge

This guy at the gym has been trying to get in my pants for months now. Always trying to help me on the exercise equipment, following me around. Quite pathetic actually. I just could tell he had a teeny weenie. And I have no time for pin dicks. I pulled out my cell phone and showed him a naked picture of myself and said, “Look at that body. Do you think someone as fine as me would waste my time with you?” He looked at me dumbfounded. I assured him the closest he would ever get to my pussy was seeing the pictures on my phone that I send the real guys. He looked so rejected. In some sort of a humiliated huff, he stole my phone and darted out the gym. The fucker stole my phone.

No way I was letting that slide. Some little tiny prick loser was not gonna beat his worthless pecker to my naked pics on my phone. I flirted his info out of the desk clerk and plotted my revenge. I have another cell at home, just not an iPhone. I texted my phone: “Hey, it’s Brooklyn. You got my phone. I want it back. I am sorry I laughed at you. Truth is, I am married and thought if I could push you away, it would make it easier to hide my lust for you.” Took a few hours, but he responded. We texted for awhile and I had that loser convinced I wanted him. Eventually I texted, “You have a phone filled with sexy pics of me, but I have none of you.” Guys will believe anything a hot chick says. That is why women are superior. Men think with their dicks. I got him to take a selfie  and send email it to me .

Priceless. Even smaller than I imaged.  He was lucky if he had 2 inches. It was not a cock. I texted him back that we should meet up and promised him that I would change his world if he just gave me back my phone. Dumb dumb bumb man. How do you tiny dick weenies think women like me would ever fuck you? I wanted my phone, not his worthless pecker. He met me, handed it right back and took off his clothes. Wow, that was easy and going to be fun. Once I had my phone back I let out a litany of insults. Pencil dick, needle dick, Lincoln Log, Tootsie Roll, Tiny Tim, twig and berries, teeny weenie, clit stick, baby dick, dickette, cockette, small fry, little Johnny…. I went on and on screaming at him.

He started to cry. He actually cried. I told him to wake up and live in reality. In reality, hot women don’t waste their time with small pricks. I simply explained that he belonged in panties because my clit was bigger than his baby dick. I had posted the pic he sent me on showyourtinydick.com and showed him all the responses. He was completely humiliated. I am unapologetic for being a size queen. I know I deserve big cock. I am also unapologetic about humiliating a pin dick, especially one who has the audacity to steal my phone and the stupidity to think I would fuck him.

Life is too short to waste my time on tiny dicks. No women should waste their time on a short stack.

Pathetic “Male”

You are no man, you disgrace your gender with your patheticness. Your “manhood” is damn near non-existent, and some women have a bigger clit than your dinky weenie. What is that a fucking cocktail weenie? Yeah, you are no man, you may as well be a eunuch.

I could use a new dolly to dress up, and make my sissy. I think your pathetic ass should be mine, don’t you? With a little make-up, some pretty panties and stockings I may have a new toy to boss around and test out my many cocks out in that princess slut hole.

Awwe, don’t get too excited, your not going to be doing much with that dinky. I’ll just fuck your pathetic man pussy until it’s a gaping dirty shit hole. You’ll get to make use of your other fuck hole, that mouth of yours, yep, you know what you’ll be doing, don’t you?

Beg me to let you suck my dick, beg to taste your filth on my big black cock. Be the pathetic thing you are and beg for the chance to service my dick. If your good, you may get the chance to watch a real man fuck me, watch a real cock sliding in and out of my sweet nectar pot, and maybe you can clean it out.

A Cock So Big It Was Worth Physical Labor

I am not one for physical labor. About the only heavy lifting I wanna do involves a nice big cock. A few years ago, however, there was this well hung farmer whose attention I was trying to get. He was impervious to my beauty and charm. He was friends with my brother who had seen him naked at the gym and said he had the biggest cock for a white guy he had ever seen. My brother is a procurer of big dick for me; so he knows what I want and need. This farmer was single, so I honestly thought it would be as easy as saying, “wanna fuck.” He made me work for his cock, literally work for it.

I spent a weekend on his farm baling hay. Now that shit is not easy.  First you got to rake the hay, then you got to tedder it, then you got to bundle it. Those bales of hay, even the small ones my farmer used for his horses were like 75 lbs. I worked like 15 hours a day for just a few bales of hay. I really got a good work out and a better appreciation  for farm life. It’s not for me. But farmer cock is for me. OMG he did have a huge one. On the last night I was at his farm, he let me use his Jacuzzi to work out the kinks. And I had some kinks. He surprised me by joining me in the hot tub. Said he appreciated a woman who was not afraid of a little manual labor. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I did it only for the nookie.

When he let his robe drop to get in the hot tub and  I saw his foot long cock, I wished my brother and husband were there to watch me take the biggest white dick I had ever seen. My brother is my sissy, my husband is my cuckold and they are both my fluffers! This cock required extra mouths and hands. I did my best to get it all the way in my mouth , but he was really too big. He was so big that soft he looked hard.  I did need my fluffers. They would have enjoyed guiding his shaft into my pussy too. When my farmer boy fucked me it felt so amazing. I mean he hit my cervix in a painful way because he was that big but it was a hurt so good kind of pain. Honestly, I had never been fucked like that before . All sorts of positions we could get into because he had a monster cock. At some times, it felt like I was getting fucked and giving head simultaneously  to give you an idea of how big his dick felt inside me.

The next morning, I woke up in his arms and I was sore all over. Not sure if from the physical labor of baling hay or fucking a monster cock. Likely a mixture of both. I enjoyed telling my brother and husband about the man I had that was 4 times the man either of them could ever hope to be. I decided not to shower before I returned home so my husband could clean me up and see for himself what a man I fucked. The only cock ever worth manual labor.

Do you have a cock worthy of manual labor? Or do you a little prick that belongs in my panties?

Small Dick Humiliation Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Hello Kitty Clitties

My girlfriends and I were out at this new club Monday night and these two older businessmen were hitting on us. They  were in town for a conference and appeared to be loaded. They bought us a bottle of top shelf vodka and had no problem keeping the drinks coming. They invited us back up to their hotel suite for more drinks. Not the most attractive men, but rich so we took a chance they weren’t going to be total creeps.  We were wrong. They came out of the bedroom, after saying they wanted to change clothes, naked. Beer bellies, hairy backs and really small dicks.

We looked at each other and started laughing hysterically. They actually thought we wanted to fuck them. Two old out of shape geezers with small dicks. No way. I explained that I require something I can feel and see! I then suggested they were panties because they each had nothing bigger than a clit. One of them actually tried to get rough with me. I kneed him in the balls. Excuse me, I kneed him in his peanuts. As he was down on the ground, I snapped pics and said, “You both are my bitches now. You don’t want the cops called, you are going to do whatever I say.” They suddenly realized we were rather dominant bitches they could not fuck with.

We left them with very specific instructions if they did not want the cops informed of their bad behavior. Today, I got in the mail a lovely picture of them in Hello Kitty gear and two round trip paid vacations to Vegas for me and my girlfriend. You see Hello Kitty is perfect attire for pussies to wear. And any guy who tries to get rough with a woman is nothing but a pussy. Not to mention their clitties are kitty like lol. They are my newest sissies. Twin sissy girls with lots of money, even better. In order to not having their old pervert asses arrested, they have to send me a new picture every week along with a token  of appreciation  befitting a goddess like me until I get bored with them.

There is nothing I despise more than a self entitled prick who does not understand that size matters. Just because you have a nice bank account and drive a hot car does not guarantee you pussy; at least not premium pussy. If you have a small dick be prepared to be laughed at and humiliated. The size of your wallet means nothing to me; however since I will not drain your worthless balls, I have no problem draining your wallet.  Know your place. I certainly know mine. On a pedestal way above a worthless pin dick loser like you.