Come in please, and take your clothes off on your way to me. I’m sure you’ve heard this before, but you certainly do not have a porn star cock. That, my friend, is probably why you haven’t gotten laid in a really long time. I mean, look at yourself. You have a flabby tummy and your ass is sagging making your balls look super gross and long and big. But I can’t take my eyes off of your cock. I’m always in the mood for a good laugh, but this is really bordering on hysterical. I was going to have you wear a chastity penis belt, but I’m pretty sure there’s no need for concern. I’m sure that it would take you forever to find that mini sausage, and then even longer to get it off. Tell me, is that small penis of yours the reason you’ve turned into such a pansy lately? I would imagine that would be the case. I mean, how awful to have that in your slacks. Think about it. When you go out with your pals, you don’t even use the bathroom when they do because you’re too embarrassed they’ll see you teeny peeny. And as far as picking up girls? That’s too funny. You don’t have a chance, because size does matter. So, if that’s the case, you’ll be alone forever. Babies have bigger dicks than you do. Often, I joke and say that a guy with a small dick could use Q-tips to jerk off. You, my friend, could easily use tooth picks. There’s nothing attractive about a cock that small. It’s quite honestly a turn off. I’d rather look at a maggot. At least there’s signs of life and a truth that the maggot will get bigger and grow into something beautiful. No, not with your cock. Never going to happen. So, thanks for the giggle that turned into roaring laughter. At least you’re good for something. Now, get dressed and get out. I have a real man with a real cock to hook up with.
My Shemale Girls and I like to play with My favorite pet. So compliant he is. Such a good little sissy bitch boi. My pet knows exactly how to please each and every one of us. My pet was very trainable. Like he was born to be My slave, My sissy bitch boi. My one Shemale Girl thinks he is just the best little whipping post. Another one of My Shemale Girls thinks he has the best tongue for slurping on Her cock. And the other one thinks that his sissy bitch boi ass feels tighter than any pussy any bitch has out there. I agree with all their opinion. My favorite however is the obedience and delight in which he does all these things for Me.
