Category: Shemale Phone Sex

“The Beetches”

When the Dick Loving Beetches had frankfurter roasts
Or orgies or parties or big fancy toasts,
They never invited the Cunt Loving Beetches.
They didn’t invite them to their sworay.
They left them alone with nothing to play.

Then ONE day, when the sky was blue
And the Cunt Loving Beetches had nothing to do
But wish that their Beetches loved dicks too,
A stranger walked up with twinkling eye.
He whipped out his dick and heaved a big sigh!

“My friends,” he said in a thundering voice,
“My name is Big Daddy Dick.
I’ve heard of your troubles. I’ve know of your fears.
I can fix them in a snap. I’m the Fix-it-Up Chap.
I’ve come to help you. I have what you need.
My prices are low. I work at great speed.
My work is one hundred percent guaranteed!”

Quick as a wink Big Daddy Dick
Put up a machine that let out a hum.
He said with a smile, “You want to be Dick Loving Beetches?
For three dollars each I will fix you right up!”

“Just give me your money and step right on in!”
So they lined up quickly with barley a word, they handed him money.
Then the machine vibrated and hummed
And it tickled and teased and herked and it jerked.
It binged and it bopped.
And the thing really worked!
When the Cunt Loving Beetches popped out, they loved dick!
They actually did!

Then they yelled to the others, “We love dick too!
Look at us now, we are exactly like you!
We’re all the same, you Dick Loving Beetches!”

Now the Dick Loving Beetches were very upset.
“We were the first, we are still number one,
It doesn’t matter that now you love dick
But how in the world can we tell you apart?”

Big Daddy Dick had a plan that was slick
He smiled and said, “Things are not so bad.
You don’t know who’s who. Yes that is true.
I can fix this my friends. Do you know what I’ll do?
I’ll change you into Cunt Loving Beetches
All it will cost is ten dollars eaches.”

“Dick Loving Beetches are no longer the rage,” said Big Daddy DIck.
“Step in my machine and take center stage.
Become Cunt Loving Beetches
And re-claim your fame.”

When they came out with noses in air
They believed they solved this affair,
“Now we know us from you.
Dick Loving Beetches you haven’t a clue!”

Now of course the Dick Lovers were sad.
For now loving dick was frightfully bad.
Big Daddy Dick had the solution.
For a small fee he would end revolution.

It went on like this the entire day,
Dick Lovers, Cunt Lovers willing to pay.

In again out again they kept right on going
Until all their money was gone.
No one knew who was who
And finally they knew just what to do
Dick Loving Beetches would learn to love cunt
And Cunt Loving Beetches would learn to love dick
Together they would be both kind of Beetches
Living so happy on the blue beaches.

High Class T-Girl Party

Last weekend my shemale girlfriends and I decided to throw a special party for the high society in town. Only way to be invited was by invitation only, no exception. So we mailed the invitations to the mayor of the city, lawyers, doctors, policemen, and anyone else we wanted to invite to our T-Girl sex party. This was our way of giving back to the community by letting them have a guilt free time with me and all of my sexy friends. When our guests arrived we all greeted them wearing hardly anything at all and drinks in our hands as we kissed them at the door. Then they got to hang out with us in a small group while we entertained the rest with some pole dancing and strip teasing. However, as the night got later and cocks got harder, all of us sexy T-Girls decided to end the night out with a cum blown bang fest by playing a sex game with our guests. Me and my girls all stripped naked and stood in a row while we told all of our horny guests to cum and get as much cock sucking tranny cum they needed. I just love to watch our city government get down on their knees and suck my dick so eagerly.

Fucking in the Rain

Tranny Phone SexLast night it was so dreary and raining. Not too cold just very wet out and I wanted to get out and have some fun. So I called you and asked if you wanted to come over or do something, You said sure and told me you were on your way over. So while I waited I made us some coffee and started a nice fire in the living room fireplace. When you got there you said, how beautiful it was outside and how much you loved the rain. We went in and had a cup of coffee and just talked and caught up with each other. Then you said, let’s go for a walk in the rain, I asked if you were crazy and you said no, that walking in the rain was quite sexy. I could tell you had your heart set on walking in the rain so I finally agreed even though I wasn’t too excited about getting all wet.

We walked down by this park that has a little lake and stream and walked along it. You put your arm around me and would stop from time to time to give me these long passionate kisses, you got me so hot my cock got rock hard! You found this grassy area under a big beautiful tree and we laid down, before I even realized what I was doing I had both our pants off. We sucked each others cocks until we both shot our hot load of cum into each mouths. Then I rolled you over and fucked your tight little ass until I flooded it with my cum! You were right, walking in the rain is sexy, but fucking in the rain is hotter than hell! We will definitely be doing this a lot more often on rainy days…

Fuck Fuck In Your Butt

I said I love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt
What what love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt

I wanna fuck you in the butt
What what in your butt
Yep in your butt
Deep in your butt, okay…

I’m watching your butt. Over there. Come let me fuck your but if you dare. Don’t just sit over there. Put that butt up in the air like you don’t care.

I said I love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt
What what love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt

I wanna fuck you in the butt
What what in your butt
Yep in your butt
Deep in your butt, okay…

Go ahead put up a fight, We can do this all night. Your going to take it up the butt. I’m going to fuck you nice and rough.

I said I love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt
What what love to fuck
I said fuck fuck in the butt

I wanna fuck you in the butt
What what in your butt
Yep in your butt
Deep in your butt, okay…

I am going to give it to you hard
All you need is my rod
Take it baby on your knees, take it baby don’t say please.

I said I’m going to fuck you in your butt. Nice and hard in your butt. Fuck fuck in your butt. Fuck fuck in your butt.

Fuck fuck in your butt, all night till I nut..
(aaah, aaah, aaah, )

Tranny Phone Sex Turned Into An Orgy!

Tranny Phone SexTranny phone sex with me is one fucking hot and explosive cumming experience. Especially for those who have just recently gotten into the tranny scene. There is a new friend in my life but that doesn’t mean I can neglect my old friends. So I decided to have a little get together at my house to let everyone get acquainted with one another. I served a light dinner with lots of wine and drinks to make sure the party was a hit. We all ended up sitting around the living room talking, telling stories and jokes and laughing our asses off, just having a really good time. I was very please that everyone seemed to like one another quite a lot.

As the evening progressed and everyone was getting a little drunk and my little get together or dinner party turned into an all night full blown cock orgy. I was in heaven, all this hard cock and so many tight asses to chose from. I really didn’t know where to start. Then I realized this was the perfect opportunity for my new friend to try new experiences with some of my closest friends. So I let them break him in right and when I went to check on him, he had one cock in his mouth, one in his hand and another up his ass. He was so into it that I couldn’t help but to smile and went in to join the fun which turned out to be one hot fucking cum fest that lasted all night long. I must throw a lot more little dinner parties in the future!

Wanna Surprise?

Tranny Phone SexWhere I live the weather has turned a little warm for this time of the year. I have always loved to be outdoors and I especially love to have sex in public places. So I called a new friend that absolutely loves my cock and wanted to treat him to a new experience. There is this beautiful park not far from me with lots of wooded areas. I called my friend and asked if he would like to hang out at the park with me today and I would pack us a lunch. He said sure and I could tell he was very excited that I had called and invited him. So I packed us a nice lunch with lots of fresh fruits, cheese, meats, bread and veggies along with a nice bottle of wine and headed to the park to meet him. We found a nice area and spread out a blanket and set out the food. We decided to take a short walk before lunch. We came across this beautiful area with really long soft grass.

He pulled me down on the grass and pulled off my pants and started sucking my cock, I was a little shocked that he just couldn’t wait and I think this time it was me that was a little surprised by his eagerness. So this time unlike our first time together I shot my hot load of cum in his mouth, I was so impressed, he swallowed! Then he fucked me in the ass while stroking my cock, I thought wow, this guys a quick study. Then after we had both cum at least twice we finished our nice walk and went back and had a very nice lunch together. We actually stayed in the park until the sun started going down and it became chilli. I think I have made a new friend for life.

Impregnating You and Your Wife.

I think I want to get into the business of impregnating women. I still love to make men my little sissy fags, but there’s nothing like a pussy. So really and truly this would probably classify as me helping out my team. After all, teamwork makes the dream work. My big black dick has probably planted a seed or two somewhere over the years anyway. I can’t keep it away from the women. I have those sluts climbing up the wall, and they always come back for more. They love to suck on my lady cock and play with my huge soft tits at the same time. Some of them even like for me to fuck there sissy ass husbands while they watch. They just lay there and finger there pretty little pussies while I stick my whole dick up hubbies man hole. If I had it my way, wives and husbands would be sex slaves to my superior black cock. One day I’m gonna get somebody’s wife pregnant. I know I can fuck these bitches better than their little dick loser husbands. I’m a whole lot of woman but putting this long lady pole to use is my specialty.

Do You Want Some of This?

Tranny Phone SexLast night I went out to a local club just to check out the action and have a couple of drinks. I really wasn’t in the mood for hanging out with old friends, I wanted to meet some new ones. I enjoy people a lot and try to meet as many new friends as I can. Plus I always like the eliminate of surprise when I tell someone new I am a Tranny. Some people shy away as soon as they learn. Others are completely intrigued and and become quite curious and want to learn more. Then there are those that really are interested and want some of this.

Last night turned out to be a great night, I met someone and usually I don’t tell them up front that I am a Tranny, I love to surprise them later. Well this guy seemed to be so into me so quickly I decided to test the waters so to speak. After I told him he was silent for a moment but then said, I have never been with a Tranny but would love to try it at least once, then he asked if I would break him in gently, I smiled and said of course, I wouldn’t have it any other way. After all if I hurt him he will be turned off and I will have lost a potential new friend.

We went back to my place, I began by offering him a drink, then we talked for a while so I could set his mind at ease. Then I took him to my bedroom and started my giving him a blowjob. Then I moved around to give him access to my cock. It only took a few minutes and I felt him licking and eventually as he got really excited his instincts took over and he was sucking my cock. I didn’t want to shot my load in his mouth on his first experience. So I rolled him over and lubed up his ass really good. Then I eased my cock in and gently began easing my cock in an out.

Before long I could feel him grinding against me and was able to pick up the pace and fucked him a little harder and faster while stroking his cock to keep him hard and excited. I shot a huge load of cum up his ass and it was obvious he was enjoying it. I told him it was his turn to fuck my ass, this seemed to really get him excited! He shoved his cock in my ass with such force I smiled knowing I had him hooked. I knew I had a good friend and we would spend many more nights together. When he shot his hot wad of cum up my ass, he clasped on the bed and said damn, that was the best orgasm ever!

We Love Mass Effect 3

hot phonesex zettaMy friends and I have been jamming to this game for a long time. We got turned on to Mass Effects 1 and progressed to Mass Effect 2 but it wasn’t until mass Effect 3 that someone decided we could combine our sexual appetites with the game.
You see the game is a futuristic sci-fi kind of game and has some explicit sex scenes. The great thing about it is it does not discriminate, there are scenes that are heterosexual, there are homosexual scenes and even inter-species mating.
Commander Shepard is very handsome and does not discriminate at all in his mating rituals.
Since our friends are of all sexual persuasions it seemed a natural progression to include some role playing during these scenes for the pleasure of each other and the group as a whole.
Needless to say we game much more then before we came up with this plan. It has become an obsession that we all love for various reasons and it has made for some very interesting gaming sessions to say the least!

Stuffing that Fuck Hole

My favorite spot to stuffing my big, fat cock is deep inside of your “fuck hole”. Now that could mean one of two places on your body, baby. Either the one on your face with your sexy cock sucking lips or the tight hole that is in your ass cheeks. I am all about shoving my dick all the way deep in it. The feeling of a fuck hole being filled and wrapped up by my cock just makes me want pound it hard while I pinch hard on these firm nipples. I know you fantasize about me and my sexy package deep throttling you until I used you up like a cum dumpster. Let’s face it baby! I am your secret obsession that taunts your every lustful thought. With a sexy Shemale woman like me, what more could you even ask for. So be a good cum whore and have your fuck holes ready for me to ride all night!