Category: Party Girls Phone Sex

Sloppy Wet and High As Hell

If partying were and Olympic sport I would get the gold, silver and bronze metals each and every time there was a competition. There is no drug or drink I won’t do. If it gives me a buzz, alters my senses and takes all my inhibitions away, I am game. I live for fun and don’t give a damned about sensibility or responsibility. Girls just want to have fun, or at least this girl just wants to have fun. I find that the higher I get the less I worry about what is proper or acceptable to everyone else and the more I focus on what makes me happy. And what makes me happy is being high, horny and stuffed full of cock and cum. What else is there in life but to be free and easy? Life is one big fuckfest, a party to be celebrated and enjoyed 24/7. Live it up, party like a rock star and fuck till you can’t fuck any more…you only live once, don’t waste one minute!

The Perfect Night

My idea of the perfect night is lots of drugs, lots of sex, and lots of kinky fetishes. I don’t care if I am enjoying the company of men or women as long as sex is involved I want it all. I don’t care if we are drinking, popping pills, snorting or shooting, take me to another dimension and fly away with me. And as for fetishes, I have tried all sorts of things; latex, dolls, anal, animal, bondage, s&m, golden showers, and so much more. And I love it all.

Bondage Bliss

We used to have some kinky and wild fucking times together. He partied hard and fucked harder. When I heard he was cumming home for a visit my pussy instantly became a flowing river of juice thinking about the good times we would have! He has been over seas with the military for eight years now and he let me know in no uncertain terms he was horny as hell and ready to cut the fuck loose! What I didn’t know was that all the fucked up shit he has seen and done in the last eight years took his kinky fetishes to a whole new level One of his buddies came back with him and when he asked if his buddy could join us, he already knew I would say yes. He knows I am a wild ass bitch that believes, the more the merrier when it comes to fucking and partying! When we pulled up to the abandoned warehouse I didn’t think anything of it at all. We have partied and fucked in secluded places like this a million times and it is always a rad good time. It didn’t take long for things to get real fucking interesting. His buddy pulled out a camera for recording and the toys came out. They really wanted to get into some serious bondage and lots of grudge fucking. I am not sure where the role play started and the just plain fucked up memories ended but it was hot as fucking hell. I hope we get to do this shit again before they leave!

 

Fist Fucking Fun

There are always lots of family and friends around during the holidays. we party hard and fuck harder. Dear old Uncle Willie is one of my favorites. My pussy always gets wet when I hear his voice because I know before he leaves he is going to get every female in the house, young and old and see how much he can stuff in their pussy and ass. He is obsessed with fist fucking and loves to see how much more we can take then we did at the last family gathering. I always use my big dildo, “Big Ben” (named after one of my favorite fuck friends) to make sure my pussy is ready for him when I know he is cumming over. I love when he pushes his hand deeper into my cunt stretching my pussy to the max. He always hits the pussy first and the ass next going from one of us to the next like a fist fucking train. He lets us each know how we did and if we have improved and then gives us instructions on what we can stick up our holes to be ready for his next visit. he is truly a hoot and a lot of fun to play with!

I Love FUI (Fucking Under the Influence)

hot phonesex alanzaThere is nothing better then getting fucking drunker then hell and fucking all night long. I am a freak sober or drunk, but I love a good drunk fuck.
Most girls do all kinds of things when you get them drunk from flashing their tits to giving you head at the bar.
But get a bitch sloppy drunk and all kinds of things can happen We both know that when you get a girl drunk you can get her to do things she wouldn’t normally do. Like talking her into fucking you and letting her girlfriend join in. You know,  that one hottie that always teases you and there is nothing you can do about it? Fuck them both under the influence.                                                                                hot phonesex beer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
And what about the fact that your cock has always wanted to be deep in that tight little ass of hers but she will never give in? When you fuck her under the influence she will give you that sweet little hole and like it. You can fill her up with that hot cum!
Or how about the fact that she will never swallow that load of yours. Fuck her under the influence and watch her drink from your fountain, swallowing every drop with pleasure!
Yes there is nothing like getting super fucking drunk and fucking all night long. So go ahead and fuck under the influence, it isn’t illegal, yet!

Santa Baby….

I was asked to play Santa’s helper by a friend of mine yesterday. She had something come up last minute and couldn’t make it. I do not like little ones at all. I am more of a big boy, big cock kinda girl. The thought of all those snotty nosed little brats running around and screaming all day, jacked up on candy canes, chocolate chip cookies and hot cocoa just did not appeal to me. She begged me and promised to pay me back with a night of drinking dancing and fucking in a foursome with two of her biggest cocks and so I finally reluctantly gave in.
I got up and got dressed determined to make the most of this and with a twinkle of mischief in my eye I headed out. After today I would either be at the top of Santa’s nice list or at the top of the naughty one, depending on how Santa felt about what was to come.
I walked into the dressing room in my tench coat and under it I had my own outfit on. I knew I would have to change but I wanted my first impression to be a memorable one.
In my purse I had a bottle of Brandy which I knew I would need to make it though this day.
I heard the door open followed by heavy footsteps and out of the corner of my eye, I could see that Santa had arrived. I let my coat fall open and turned around in one swift move, pretending to be surprise and  startled. Santa got an eye full and I could tell by the bulge in his pants that he was pleased. I giggled and played it off, it definitely broke the ice.
I was surprise when he admitted to keeping something to drink on him to in order to get through the day. We laughed and had a toast, or two or three.
He gave me an outfit and asked if I would leave mine on underneath. He asked if I would give him a flash here and there over the course of the day, and I agreed with a sly smile on my face.
We were almost ready to go. The day went well with us getting drunk as fucking hell and flashing each other all day long. I remember thinking if Santa was like this when I was a little girl. Smiling at the thought of his cock getting hard as I wiggled around in his lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas.
By the end of the day we were like old friends and he invited me out for a few drinks, insisting that we stay in costume because it had it’s perks. Discounts and even free drinks bought by big boys and girls that would want to sit in our laps and find out if they had been naughty or nice.
As we walked down the street, already drunk, Santa asked if I would flash him on the street. “You first” I giggled. And to my surprise he flashed everyone on the street.
While the faces of the passers by were filled with shock and surprise, I couldn’t stop laughing.
Santa himself was at the top of the naughty list!
We drank late into the night and fucked even later into the night. And the bonus….I still get my foursome with my friend.
This wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!

We Named Ours “Dick”

Everyone is getting the damned Elf on a Shelf and of course the little ones in the family wanted one too. They wanted me to go get the damned thing. They bugged me and bugged me until I gave in and went and got the thing. I decided right then that I was going to name him Dick. I have had more fun with this lame ass elf on the shelf. I would love to be a fly on the wall at their school when they share what our elf is doing. They woke up to Dick jerking off to porn the first day. The look on their faces was priceless. After they went to school I watched porn with Dick and masturbated too. The next day they caught him drinking a bottle of wine, the drunk bastard. After they went to school of course I had to help Dick finish the bottle. My mind was racing and the ideas kept coming. I was actually getting off on this shit. The next day they woke up to Dick snorting coke….oh my fucking goodness this shit is fun! After they left for school I helped Dick finish up the coke. Today they got up and Dick was in the fruit bowl pretending his cock was a huge banana. After they left for school I fucked myself with that fucking banana. I cant wait to see what tomorrow brings! Who knew Dick could be so much fun?

Drive By Fucking

 

This is going to be a great game. My pussy is so fucking wet already. You know we have to be a bunch of drinking partying mother fuckers to come up with shit like this. We are going to tie a bitch to the front of the van, then we are going to take turns fucking her. We have this super cool double headed dildo for the chicks to use and of course the guys have their own cocks to use. I can’t fucking wait for my shot at using the double headed dildo on the first girl. But I really can’t wait for it to be my turn to get tied to the van and have a nice big train roll in and out of my ass and pussy. We are already getting drunk enough that I have heard a couple people suggest fucking while someone drives the van around the field we are partying in. I am not sure how that will work out or if we can pull it off, but hey this crazy ass bunch will try anything. Let’s hope this one doesn’t land us in the emergency room, of course it wouldn’t be the first time.

Squeaky Clean

So we are all sitting around partying and having a great time. People are starting to take their clothes off and letting our freak flags fly. The night is young and the fun is just beginning with hot wet pussy and hard ass dicks. It isn’t unusual during our parties fort he chicks to end up together with a guy in the middle of them. The guys we hang with love being sandwiched in between two chicks. I have been double teamed by two guys before, interested in fucking the shit out of me. But I have often wondered what it would be to be on the reverse of two chicks into each other with a guy in the middle and make it two guys into each other with me in the middle. Little did I know that tonight was going to be my lucky night. I just so happened to have to go to the bathroom and the one in the hall was in use by several people at one time. So I slid off to the other bathroom in the bed room and there they were in the tub, kissing cousins getting squeaky clean together. They paid me no attention and continued making out while I took a piss, but when I was done I made sure they acknowledged my presence. I took off my clothes and stuck my head in between them licking their throbbing dicks that were touching while they were making out. It was the hottest fucking thing I have ever done. We didn’t re join the party for some time and promised to keep our little threesome a secret for now.

Bucket Orgy

We had one of the coolest fucking orgies ever last night. A whole shit load of horny ass people showed up and the fact that we partied till the sun came up.
the first thing w noticed when we walked in was a blue bucket sitting on a end table in the middle of the room with a sign that said “Cum Bucket” on it.
It was explained that every time a man came he had to cum some in the bucket. It was also explained that the first person to puke, male or female from partying, would have to drink all the cum from the bucket that had been accumulated. Then they would start filling it up again for the next poor slob that couldn’t handle his or her liquor and it would be their turn to drink
I love cum so much that the thought crossed my mind several times to puke on purpose just so I could guzzle down that bucket of jizz.
We did have a great night and a lot of dudes and chicks ended up with bellies full of cum.