Category: MILF Phone Sex

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Vinny: Granny’s Vintage Vibrators

My granny passed away last year, and the estate finally settled so I can now prepare her house to sell. I have been going over there a little every week and sorting through things to keep in the family and things to put up for auction. Last night, I was in attic and found a box labeled “private.” Granny was a pretty conservative woman, very religious, so I figured this might be a collection of Bibles or religious figurines. Quite the contrary. It was a box of vibrators.  At least 30 vibrators still in their original boxes as Granny was meticulous.  These were old school vibrators by the boxes, many from the 1920s. Certainly these were of value. I have quite the collection of masturbation toys myself, so I was pretty impressed that my 90 year old devout Catholic grandma diddled herself regularly. She was widowed all my life and I never even knew her to have a gentleman friend. Well this explained why she still seemed happy! She knew about the art of self pleasure.

I took the box home with me and did some research. I consider myself a sex toy connoisseur; maybe it is genetic? I called up the Vintage Vibrator Museum and described all my wonderful discoveries. The lady I spoke to said I had a goldmine of vibrators worth quite a lot of money seeing how they were are still in the original packaging.  There was a vibrator called the “Arnold Massager” from 1915 that the vibe expert I spoke to says was rumored to have been a favorite of Mark Twain and his wife. But the one that caught my eye was the 1952 Niagara Hand Unit, which offered the possibility of  both “internal and external stimulation.” The Niagara Hand Unit was even endorsed by Good Housekeeping and a guarantee stamp appears on the bottom of the controller. As I was picturing all these horny repressed housewives of the 50s exploring their bodies with The Niagara Hand Unit, I got horny and decided to try it. Bulkier and not as phallic as today’s sex toys, but gave me a nice hard cum. Smooth metal on my clit and in my cunt, combined with thoughts of my granny treating herself to the art of self love, gave me an intense cum. An orgasm is the best gift we can give ourselves.

Granny even had one of the first traditional vibrators marketed as a sex toy called the “Personal Vibrator.” It requires batteries, has a sleek, streamlined style designed for internal use and has the iconic, bullet shape which is what I  think of first when I hear the word “vibrator”. I tried that one out in Granny’s attic before I came home as I was so turned on. Put Granny’s vibe on my clit and exploded in seconds. I have spent the entire morning trying out my granny’s vibrators and peppering in a few of my own for comparison. These vintage vibes hold up well and are still in mint working condition. I have cum so much today, but I am not done yet. My Granny’s private collection of vibrators may be of quite some monetary value, despite their recent use on my pussy, but I don’t think I can part with them. I somehow feel closer to her now knowing she did not deny her womanly needs. I have been masturbating since I could walk. And I hope like my Granny, will be loving on myself until I am 90!

I can’t wait to see what other goodies may be lurking in Granny’s house. But, her vibrator collection will not be sold for money. I’m keeping it in the family. It belongs with me and my horny clan. In fact, I can’t wait to share her collection with others in my family. Some items are just too valuable to leave the family. Perhaps you would like to join me in some mutual masturbation phone sex? I have 22 vintage vibes, plus my own extensive sex toy collection to choose from for our call. I love getting my callers off, but I also love getting off with them too. I know you wanna hear me cum.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex With The Girls

 

I was in my own little world sitting at my computer watching my favorite porn. Fucking my pussy while young bodies dance on the screen all sweaty. Huge dicks filling any hole they can find. I love seeing the young bodies, not yet developed, bald and straight, big hands all over them, training them, molding them into little fuck toys. The yearning for the girls became overwhelming and I had to go to them with my wet pussy, breathing hard, lust in my eyes. When I opened the door to their room I was surprised to see them. each on the floor in a bean bag chair, staring at the TV and fucking themselves, each with a barbie doll deep in their bald little cunts. When I looked at the TV I was looking at animated porn. When had they found this? They had never shared this with me. I made a mental note to ask about it later but right now all I wanted was to join in the fun. Picking up a barbie and shoving it in my already hot and wet pussy I started watching with them. The characters in the porn looked so young that it wasn’t far from what I was watching just minutes before. It looked like some type of Japanese Anime and it was hot as fucking hell. We laid side by side, the girls and I, engrossed in our mutual masturbation and the task at hand. To cum all over these damned barbies while watching porn.

Tease and Denial Phone Sex with Size Queen Brooklyn

My husband has a small cock. I didn’t marry him for his dick obviously. But, he not only lets me have lovers, he encourages it. So he is a keeper. Sometimes he watches, sometimes he doesn’t. But, he is older and just can’t get off like he use to.  Well the other night, I came home and I was well fucked. Both holes got it good and hard. I showed him my creampies and let him be a good fluffer boy and clean me out. He asked me why my holes were gaping open so much and I explained that my lover had a coke bottle thick cock. And a cock that thick stretches a woman out. He inquired if that felt good for me. I told, “Honey you can’t imagine how intense the cum is getting fucked by something that thick.” His little pencil dick could never give that kind of cum.

He wanted to stroke his cock while cleaning me up, but I was feeling particularly deviant that day and I denied him. “My pleasure is your pleasure, and that is all you need tonight,” I told him. I know it frustrated him, but I can’t let him cum whenever he wants or he will not learn to appreciate his orgasms. Boys of all ages need to learn control of their cocks. They masturbate too often, then wonder why they can’t cum for a woman. It’s up to women like me to take control of a man’s orgasm and let them know when and how they may ejaculate. I sent him to bed with blue balls and said if he was a good boy, I may let him cum in the morning. I came and that is all that mattered.

I woke up in the middle of the night and I heard strange moaning. Not like arousal moaning, almost like pain  moaning. I get up to go see what is going on, not at all happy about being  woke up. I find my husband in his bathroom masturbating with a coke bottle up his ass. I ask him what the fuck he is doing when I told him he couldn’t pleasure himself tonight. This kinda violation will get him cut off my from creampies for a week. He tries to tell me he wanted to know how it felt to have something that thick inside him because he wanted to cum as hard as I did earlier with my coke bottle thick lover’s cock. I couldn’t believe he not only ignored my instructions, but he actually thought a coke bottle would feel as good as a thick throbbing cock. Idiot. I ordered him to remove the bottle and stop trying to get off. “You are not worthy enough to cum; hell you might not be worthy enough to cum again for months” I smirked.

He tries to pull the coke bottle out of his ass, but it won’t budge. I am laughing hysterically. So my loser husband has a tiny clit stick and a big old coke bottle lodged up his ass. “This is your just punishment for disobeying your hot, superior wife,” I inform him. I told him I didn’t care if it ever came out because  his dick is worthless to me. Hell it’s worthless to anyone. He begged for help. Promised to be a good boy and do whatever I wanted. I’ve heard that before. He is good for awhile, then his love for jacking off supersedes his love and loyalty to me. He obviously needs more discipline. I teased his little dickie, got it hard while he was in pain because I am just that hot. Then I left him high and dry with a hard dick and a coke bottle up his ass. I tossed him a jar of Vaseline and said, “Get it out yourself moron. If you had listened to me, we’d both be asleep.”

I then went back to my room and got on the internet and started researching chastity cages. My hubby obviously doesn’t get the whole I’m in charge of his orgasms  thing, so his tiny worthless pecker is getting locked up and only I will have the key. That will teach him to touch himself without my permission.

Virgin Phone Sex Challenge

I have never had a problem getting a man in my bed. I mean look at me I am a hot and sexy woman. Kinky beyond belief and not looking to tie anyone down. What man wouldn’t want hot fucking sex with a gorgeous woman and no strings? Makes my pussy wet just thinking about it. But there is always this one guy I guess and I finally ran into him. I have been trying to get him in my bed for almost six months now. The more he runs and doesn’t respond the harder I try. I refused to give up. I tried everything provocative clothes, no clothes. Teasing, straight up assault. Nothing and I mean nothing worked. I thought he was gay but he never went out with other men. In fact he didn’t seem to have interest in any one or anything in particular. Finally he confessed that he has an extreme fear of beautiful woman. He doesn’t know why but it brings him to the point of severe anxiety. Sometimes he can’t even breath when I am around it is so bad. He admitted that he secretly masturbates to the idea of giving in to my advances but that he just can’t bring himself to it. In fact he is a virgin thanks to this phobia. Curious I looked it up and it is indeed a medical phobia. It is called  venustraphobia or caligynephobia and according to all I have read it is caused by low self esteem. So now I am on a mission reading as much as I can about this. He will not be the first man ever to slip through my fingers and the idea of taking his virginity has given me a renewed sense of purpose.

 

Blowjobs Phone Sex with Sheila: Once You Go Black

Today I was stuck in traffic for like an hour. I was hot, cranky and horny. I look over to the car next to me, and there is this young black guy, really buff, obviously jerking his dick in the car. I don’t usually go for black guys, but I was really horny. I rolled down my window to get his attention. Took him a few minutes. He was in deep thought. He looked a little embarrassed actually. I yelled through the car, “let me see it. I know what you’re doing.” I then flashed him a big boob. He positioned himself differently so I could see his cock and I almost choked on my gum. It was literally waving at me. This was no ordinary cock. This wasn’t even an extraordinary cock. This was the cock of all cocks. And I had to have it. I have been with black men before, but I refuse to be anyone’s bitch. That was until I saw Jerome’s dick.

I tossed him my business card with my address on the back. I said when this traffic gets moving meet at my place. I assured him I could handle that cock, but I was actually wondering if I could. It had to be over a foot long and what they say coke bottle thick. I had to rub a few out on my own before I got home just thinking of that cock. I have had my share of cock over the years, but seriously, nothing this massive. Lucky for me my husband was out of town and my step sons are away at college. This cock was all mine. And my family doesn’t ever need to know that I was about to become a black cock loving whore.

When Jerome arrived, I wasted no time. I pulled him into the foyer and pulled his shorts down. Even soft that thing was harder than most white men’s dicks. I was sucking it and trying to work it all the way in my mouth but I could not get him in balls deep without gagging. Damn, the first cock I could not swallow whole. That right there tells you it was a massive cock because I am the blowjob Queen. I worked my mouth and my hands up and down his dark shiny shaft until he could not stand it anymore and he picked me up and threw me on the couch. He spread my legs wide and started to worship my pussy. He had a long tongue to match that dong. And he knew his way around a snatch. He spread my lips apart and slid a finger in my cunt while working his tongue on my clit. The moment I started shuddering from an intense cum, he scooped me up and slid me down on the cock. I actually screamed when it first went in. I felt like a fucking virgin again. My well fucked cunt was really tight on his cock.

I bounced up and down his shaft for hours. He had such stamina. He said there was no way he wasn’t making this last, “cuz I was one hot fucking MILF.” I lost count of how many times I came on his shaft. But there was a puddle of my juices on the couch afterwards. I was so hot and sweaty. Fuck the gym today, this was my cardio. I get why some folks say once you go black you never go back.  Jerome fucked me like I have never been fucked.  He wanted to  fuck my ass but that scared the crap out of me. I told him we had to work on that. He said I had a nice big juicy ass and asked if I was half black because I had a homegirl’s junk. I did let him  lick and finger my ass, but that monster cock in my ass would have to wait  a bit till I can train it.

I do want to keep him cumming back, so I am gonna soak my swollen pussy in an ice bath and read up on how to train a monster cock for a tight asshole. Maybe you could help prepare my ass for Jerome’s cock?

Roleplay Phone Sex with Brooklyn

If you have a nice cock, I’m pretty much game for anything. One of the bulls in my pen loves role plays. I have been a naughty school girl; a nasty nurse;  a biker babe;  a nympho secretary; an inspiring starlet….. You name it; I have played it for his 11 inch cock. Today’s request was more simple, and I thought sort of boring. He just wanted me to wear glasses. He insisted glasses were hot and would make me look smart. I was insulted at first because he was implying I was dumb. I am certainly not dumb; I know big cock is better and there are all kinds of stupid bitches out there who think size doesn’t matter. But, I am weak for the big cocks so I went to the drug store and bought a pair of cheaters.

I went home and even dressed put on a sexy little business suit to fit the “smart look.” I waited for him to come over.  Like clockwork, he showed up at 11:00 AM. When I answered the door, he was in nerdy glasses, khaki pants, a polo and carrying some big case. Apparently, my computer caught a nasty virus and needed a good scrubbing. I explained that I am a college professor and I need my computer clean and running efficiently. He asked me if I ever looked at pornography and I assured him an educated woman like me would never look at such filth. He informs me that most computer viruses come from pornography viewing.

He opens my computer and begins to look around, and imagine my embarrassment when  he not only finds the naked pictures of me, but a history of all the naughty sites I have visited.  I act embarrassed that I have been caught, but then see the bulge in his pants. “I guess you like my naked pics?” I say. He replies, why yes ma’am, you are not only gorgeous but smart.” I then unzipped his pants and out pops a monster cock that rivals any porn star cock I’ve seen.  I tell him he missed his calling; instead of making sure computers run smoothly he should be making sure pussies run smoothly. I then become a goddess on my knees, and work his huge shaft in my mouth; my eyes bulging and watering from the girth of that thing! After 20 minutes of polishing that knob and nearly gagging, he pushes my legs apart, pulls back my panties and sticks his tongue in my cunt. My juices are drowning him I am so wet. Then he kisses me, and I can taste my own yummy nectar on his lips. Before long, I am riding up and down that shaft; huge balls bruising my ass. Right there on the couch, we fucked for hours, both cumming multiple times.

I do love role play sex and even roleplay phone sex. Who says guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses!  Who can I be for you?

 

Sex Toy Phone Sex with Vinny: Garden Gnome Gangbang

I’m at the beach all week, which I love because I can show off my hot body. Most coeds don’t even have a rock hard body like mine. Getting cock with tits and a body like mine is not hard. Well, so I thought. Today has not been my day to score dick. I don’t handle rejection well so I decided it would be a day about  me. Sunning my hot body and reading.  I had my Kindle with me so I searched for books under the erotica section. If I couldn’t get laid, well, I could read about it. In the suggested reading list, something caught my eye, “Garden Gnome Gang Bang.”  The tagline read:  “When Vinny decides to add a little whimsical flavor to her backyard with a trio of garden gnomes, she never suspects what’s in store. When the sun goes down, Vinny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!” Well, that literally screamed my name. Now, mind you, I suffer from a rare disorder called gnomaphobia. Yes, you guessed correctly, it is the irrational fear of garden gnomes. I think they are creepy little soul stealing mother fuckers. But this book being suggested, sounded like a sign that I needed to put on my big girl panties and get over this silly fear. So I downloaded the book.

I’m there on the beach, reading garden gnome porn, thinking to myself, perhaps I have been looking at them all wrong. Perhaps they are not instruments of evil, but instruments of pleasure. I sat there and read the entire book in a couple hours. I was actually horny as fuck afterwards too. My pussy was dripping wet from gnome erotica. Sooo embarrassing to admit. I went back to my motel room and masturbated; but I could not get the image of fucking those gnomes with those pointy hats outta my head. So, I put a cover up on, marched down to Walgreens, and bought a trio of garden gnomes and a box of condoms. The lady behind the counter gave me a weird look. Like what the hell is a middle aged woman in beach wear doing buying 3 gnomes and condoms. I felt like a pervert, but I wanted to try this out, but thought somehow condoms over those pointy  hats might be more sanitary? Not sure what I was worried about, when I was younger, I crammed all sorts of things in my cunt. I’d fuck anything I was so horny. Guess nothing has changed as I was about to turn a garden gnome into a sex toy.

I’m back in my motel bed, naked on the bed. Decide to ease myself into this. I start to rub my clit while they watch. I get lost for a moment, start cumming hard, then I just grab one of them and start slowly working that pointy hat into my pussy. I have had many massive black cocks, certainly I could take a garden gnome. I had it inserted pretty good and was sliding up and down it and it felt good.  I guess I got so lost in my head fucking that garden gnome I failed to hear housekeeping come in. I look up an a maid is looking at me in horror. Shear horror. Like I was some circus freak or something. I tried to get up real fast, fell off the bed, landed in the crotch of another gnome. She ran out and I chased her, naked, down the long stretch of the motel yelling “I’m not a freak, I’m just horny.”  Well, I guess some folks heard me, came out to see what was going on. Decided to slink back to my room in shame.

Just a few minutes later, there was a knock on my door, there was a black god in his swim trunks. He looked at me and said I hear you are horny. He asked if big black cock did it for me and said he could  wear a red pointy hat if it helped? I guess the maid shared my secret. We had a good laugh and of course I invited him to fuck me. That gnome wasn’t bad, but a red pointy hat ain’t got nothing on a huge black cock. Finally, I got my cock. Sometimes you just have to fuck a few gnomes along the way first.

Voyeur Phone Sex with Sheila: A Hot New Hobby

It’s no secret I’m a slut wife who fucks when she can. My husband even knows it and encourages it. In fact he arranged the rendezvous with Matt today at a nearby no tell motel. Matt is a young, fit business executive my hubby works with who expressed an interest in me at the Memorial Day picnic. So, I met Matt at the hotel and  we had a great time. He has a large cock and that boy can fuck! I spent hours just sucking him off. I love blowing men. Especially men with big balls full of jizz that they can shoot all over my face. I had a great afternoon fuck and headed home.

On the way home, I got some texts from a number I did not recognize. They were kinda stalkeresque like “I am watching you,” “does your husband know you are a whore” and one that just said, “you look good on your knees.” At first I thought has to be a wrong number. Then the pics of me sucking Matt’s cock came through. Someone had been watching me suck and fuck in that motel room, but who. Did I have a stalker or a voyeur? Was my husband punking me? He knew about my afternoon tryst.  The pics looked like whomever took them was in the room right behind Matt or there was a hidden camera on ceiling. But is that creepy or hot?

I called Matt and asked if he had any weird texts since we left the motel and he assured me no. So it was just me. I tried not to think about it anymore and then I got a call. The voice said, “I jacked off watching you take that load in the face.” I asked if this was some sort of sick joke and said I was getting scared. The unknown man insisted he meant me no harm. Said he has been watching me in action for some time. I asked what he meant and he said I was one hot piece of ass who knew her way around a cock. Well this is true, but why not just tell me who this is, I asked. He explained that watching me take cock in all my holes, wear cum on my face and get fucked is so hot. I am better than watching porn, he said. Wow, kinda a nice compliment.

I was like, wouldn’t you like to meet me? Maybe hook up if you think I am that hot? I was intrigued and aroused now. But he said watching was part of the excitement. He said he gets off just watching me. Apparently, he has been watching me for months. And beating his cock as he watches, but this was first time he ever made contact with me.  I said, so I have a voyeur not a stalker. He told me I should try it. In fact he insisted I go spy on my neighbors tonight so I could see how hot it is to watch other people fuck. At first I thought he was crazy, but he was turning me on so, what the hell. I’ll try anything once.

I sneaked out of the house late and peered through the bedroom window of this hot couple down the block. I was a peeping tom, but my pussy was getting wet at the thought. At first nothing, but then  the wife came in the bedroom. She was naked and damn she had a fine body. No hubby in sight. She laid in the bed and I thought oh well, nothing going to happen, when she leaned over to the night stand and opened the drawer. She pulled out some lube and the biggest black dildo I have ever seen. I knew what she was thinking about. I was thinking no way she could take all that, but sure enough she did. It was so hot watching her take it in cunt. I could see her pretty pink pussy lips spreading open, and her honey covering that dildo. I slipped my hands in my panties and rubbed my clit until I came with her. My voyeur was right! It is hot to watch someone else while you masturbate. It’s like having your own private porn show. I am going out to get a telescope and some binoculars tomorrow. I think I just found a new hobby.

Do you like to watch? I bet you would find it as hot as I did secretly watching someone have sex or masturbate while you get off. Who would you like to see? Mommy? Auntie? Hot couple next door? Maybe a sibling? I bet we could have a lot of fun watching together!

Hot Phone Sex with Vinny: I Love Anal

I am of mature age, this is true. But I think I look damn fine for being in my 40s. Don’t you? Look at that ass of mine. You could bounce a quarter off it. And don’t get me started on my legs. They are fine too. Today, a younger guy I was hitting on tried to tell me I was too old for him. I have not met a guy yet I was too old for. So, I decided to have a little revenge. I took a bunch of naked selfies and Facebook messaged them to him with the declaration, “Nothing old about this ass.” Well, of course he was all apologetic and begging for the chance to hang with me. He asked me why I didn’t show my body off more. I explained I was at the pet store to pick up food for my pups; never thought I’d be on the prowl there, so didn’t occur to me to wear one of my more revealing outfits. I really don’t need attention; I just enjoy it. He asked to meet for drinks; asked if I was in to anal because I had an ass worthy of tapping all night long.  I told him he was gonna be in for a treat because I consider myself an anal queen. I like it big, thick and rough up my backdoor. I got him all worked up discussing how he could fuck my ass bare back; shoot cum in my ass; fist my ass and pussy; cum on my face; essentially do whatever he wanted to. We agreed to meet at 11 PM at a local bar for drinks first.

I then blocked him and never showed up. I made a date with a well hung stud who knows I ain’t too old for his college age cock. No one insults me and gets away with it. There is never a shortage of well hung men who want to fuck my ass hard. Can you blame them?

Phone Sex Fetish with Sheila: Teddy Bear Love

I came home early today from the spa. I heard a strange noise from my bedroom. At first I was scared, but then I saw my step son’s keys on the table and thought he is just jerking off to a pair of my panties.  He has done that ever since I married his father. I love to watch him jack his big thick cock. So hot to watch a man be the  master of his domain. I strip naked to go join him. Figure we could get off together. I sneak in the bedroom as to not interrupt him and ruin his orgasm. But, he was not jacking off; he was fucking. And not another woman. Not even a guy. I was in shock at what I saw. He was fucking the big blue teddy bear my hubby won for me at the State Fair a few years ago. The bear was underneath him, and he was humping away and moaning and groaning like he does with me! No way a teddy bear feels better than me. My cunt has to feel better than an old ratty furry teddy bear? My ego took a blow. I slipped  out of the room undetected. He never heard my gasp.

So, I get on the Internet and I Google fucking teddy bears.  Much to my mortification, this is a fetish that afflicts many, male and female. It is called Ursusagalmatophilia. This is the sexual attraction to teddy bears. Now I have heard of furries. But this fetish is not that folks want to have sex with a person dressed as a bear, they want to actually fuck a teddy bear. Wow. I like to think I am open minded. I take it up the ass. I fuck my stepsons. I swallow cum. I take black cock. I do gangbangs. But fucking Teddy Ruxpin  is just creepy. But how do I handle this? Do I acknowledge that the guy I love to fuck the most has a strange fetish? Do I embrace it? Do I ignore it?

Well I decided to do what any horny housewife would do. I took some pics of me with teddy bears and texted him to come fuck me and my  little furry friends.  I mean, if I am being honest, I’d fuck Ted. Well when in Rome I guess. I figure why knock something you have never tried. I guess I WILL do anything for nice cock.