Blonde or Brunette? I really can’t decide. I hear blondes have more fun and that makes my pussy wet. Then again I have lots of fun as a brunette with a big ass and nice tits that loves to play. So tell me if you had a choice would you rather me show up and seduce you as a blonde or a brunette or does it even matter as long as I know how to suck and fuck your man stick and let you share the joys of the girls with me? After all we are the three musketeers and we do love dick, all for one and one for all style! And that is a bonus no matter what color my hair is, isn’t it big boy?
Category: MILF Phone Sex
MILF Phone Sex Slut in Da Club
My husband and I are swingers. Well, I am at least. He likes to watch his slut wife in action. Usually I am fucking black guys with huge packages or young hung studs into hot MILFS. We did something a little out of the box for us last night. We went down to our local strip club so I could participate in amateur night. I was the oldest woman in the club. I was twice the age of any of the strippers and any of the other contestants. But, I was in better shape than them all combined. I was an amateur body builder when I was their age, but have kept myself in shape fucking all those black studs over the years. I owned that stage when I was on it. All eyes were on the MILF working the pole. I won the amateur contest. And, I was the belle of the ball.
Despite not working for the club, so many male patrons wanted a lap dance form me that the club owner offered me a job. I passed on the offer, but I did take him up on his offer to use the VIP lounge for the night as part of my winnings. Oh the fun I had in that room. I worked several large poles with my mouth and pussy while my husband watched. There was a private pole in the VIP room, so I showed off. Hung upside down from the pole while sucking cock. A big throbbing cock goes down a throat much easier in the upside down position. My husband watched and played with his clitty stick while I entertained hung studs of all ages for hours. I left the club with cum dripping out of every hole. Made my husband clean out my creampies when we got home. It was a hot night. I may be almost 50, but I can run circles around a coed any day
Cheating Phone Sex for Breakfast
I love cheating phone sex. I am a slut wife on and off the phone. I do not believe a hot bitch like me was built for monogamy. I can have just about any cock I want, young or old, black or white. But, I only want big cock. You see, I am a full figured woman, fat in all the right places so I want a cock that I can feel. My husband cannot provide me with that. His sons, and a revolving door of men, have been surrogate lovers for me since the day I married him.
This morning I fucked the paper boy. He wasn’t exactly a boy, but a grown ass man. I had no clue that older men had paper routes too. Glad he did because when I woke up this morning, I needed a working cock to ravage my fuck holes. I opened the door to grab the paper so I could have a Bloody Mary and read before going trolling for cock. There he was like a present from the fuck fairies. Tall, handsome, drink of water and I was thirsty as hell. I pulled him in the house. I didn’t give a rat’s ass that my husband was sleeping still. I fucked the paper boy on the couch. I let him fuck my big fat ass, fill me with cum, leaving a huge ass wet spot on the couch where my husband sits every morning reading the paper and watching The Bob and Tom Show.
The paper man said I was paid up on my dues for a year. Sweet. I got laid without having to leave the house and I paid for the paper with my pussy. Life is just too easy sometimes. I love it.
MILF Phone Sex Sluts Have the Most Fun
MILF phone sex sluts have the most fun. Why? Because we get to fuck all those hot young well hung studs. I’m a size queen and a black cock whore. But, I am also a cougar. I love a young hung black stud who can fuck me like the Energizer bunny. My husband has a pathetically average dick. Even in his sexual prime, however, he could not keep up with me in the bedroom. I always had 5 or so boy toys on the side I fucked. All black usually. I have even more now that I am in my 40s, it is just that they are no longer on the side but front and center. My husband is on the side because I have given up on his average broke down white dick. The older I get, the less time I am willing to spend on dicks that cannot do anything for me. I am not saying all white men have small dicks, but when have you ever heard of a black guy taking Viagra? Never because they don’t need some magic blue pill to get hard, especially in the presence of a hot MILF like me. My perfect sexual partner is a black stud in his 20s with a ten inch cock. Not only can he drill me all night long, but he can stretch my holes out like I deserve and fill me up with enough cum to give my loser husband a treat. You see, a sexy MILF has all the fun. She gets to fuck black studs and make her hubby her little cuckold.
Gang Bang Phone Sex Mommy Halloween Party
I’m a gang bang phone sex mommy. I love it when the little ones fuck all my holes. I took my boys to a special Halloween party Saturday night hosted by another P mommy. Everyone was dressed up. I was a slutty witch. My boys were little goblins. This party was just for incest mommies like me. No daddies were allowed. You see, sometimes P mommies like to swap sons. My horny munchkins love fucking other mommy holes. A big plate of nose candy was passed around for the mommies. Once we were all high and super horny, we got on all fours to suck boy dick. We were not allowed to play with our own sons until the end. As much as I love fucking my sons, it is fun to experience other boy dicks. I was on my knees chugging boy batter while a few other boys fucked my ass and pussy. I could see my boys violating my neighbor lady and it made my cunt drip seeing them ravage her holes. Some of the mommies at the party were new incest mommies, some were seasoned dirty whores like me. By the end of the night, I had about 30 different loads of boy batter in me; my sons got to fuck about 20 different mommies and we were all worn out, but in a good way. Having other P mommies to party with is so much fun. My sons love to ravage other mommies. As long as my fuck holes remain their favorite, I don’t mind sharing my boys.
Training time!
My eager little student slut from next door came by today. She said she had been trying the things she learned from me on the boys at school. She told me how funny it was to watch their facial expressions as she made them cum. She then told me she wanted me to teach her to take two dicks at once. I quickly grabbed my strap on, my biggest dildo, and my bottle of lube and led her to the guest room. Her asshole looked so good being slowly stretched by that 10 inch plastic cock. She cried and moaned so I didn’t go to deep at first. Just enough to where I knew she could feel her holes stretching. Once I got it that deep I fucked her little pussy nice and hard with my strap and she eventually loosened up and took them all the way at the same time. Her moans were so loud that my little man came in and watched us as she began to come. The explosion of juices was so huge that I had to mop up the mess on my floor. When I finished she said she thinks she is ready for the real thing.
Cheating Phone Sex at the Office
I am a slut wife and a black cock whore. At my core, however, I am simply a size queen. I am an attractive, educated, physically fit MILF and I know what I want and deserve. Although I may prefer the company of a big black dick, I do not discard the ample white cocks that do exist in this word. When I met Carlos, I could tell he was packing a magnum in his jeans. I was at the office, horny as fuck. I didn’t care if the boss caught me; I was having that cock. I unzipped his pants to see a nice thick beautiful dick. The purple veins were sticking out like Frankenstein’s monster. I could only image the creature’s dick was as thick too.
From behind my desk, I sucked his dick. Managed to snap a few selfies to send to my husband. I wanted him to clearly understand that there are white dicks bigger and better than him too. I worked his rod like a stripper works a pole. I love giving head to worthy cocks. His pre cum was tasty. I had to have more; that cock needed to be in my pussy. I heard cheesy porn music in my head, as I pulled his pants down, and my skirt up. Fucked him on top of desk for a lunch quickie. We managed to fuck our brains out on my desk. Of course he left a cum puddle on the boss’s notes, and in my pussy. My boss never gets upset with me. He is boss in name only. Really he is just a tiny dick loser; or as I also call him, my cuckold husband.
Cheating Phone Sex Fun
I’m a cheating phone sex slut wife. That means I love to fuck around on my husband and tell you all about it. Or maybe pretend you are my lover. I am not designed for monogamy. Look at me? Do you think I don’t get hit on? My husband does. He thinks most men prefer young slender girls. At least over busty, curvy MILFs. He is delusional. He is so strong in his assumption, he hired a young buff tennis coach for me. Essentially, he invited a young stud to come fuck his wife in his own marriage bed. I mean what trophy wife doesn’t fuck the tennis pro? It is so cliché, it is like something straight out of a porn movie.
The first day Rick showed up for my lesson, I saw the racquet in his shorts and was beyond impressed. His cock was the length of the tennis racquet handle but double the thickness. His racquet was the only one I wanted to handle. Once he saw my big tits and hairy muff, the only lesson he wanted to give me was in how to handle big meat. He pushed me down to my knees so I was level with his monster cock. He grabbed my head to guide me down his shaft. I looked like I had the mumps his cock stuffed my mouth so much. I had to use two hands to stroke him. He had more lessons to teach me. He flipped me over and fisted my cunt. I thought his cock was huge. That fist of his was like getting fucked by a wine bottle. He started with three fingers, but within minutes he had his entire fist up my snatch. I was convulsing.
He fucked me hard. So hard, I was squirting all over his arm and my bed. My pussy let out a geyser of womb water that even coated the walls. I swear I screamed so loud, the neighbors thought I was being assaulted. I was, but in a good way. Fuck tennis. I didn’t care about impressing my husband with my court skills. All I wanted to do was learn how to handle my instructors big fat racquet. Lucky for me, he is a MILF lover and more than happy to teach me how to master his racquet and balls.
Party Girls Phone Sex: When the Boys are Away, the Mommies Will Play
Party girls phone sex fun is what I had this weekend. My fellow dirty mommy and party girl Hanna spent the weekend with me, while our sons were off camping with their dads. Neither of us go long without boy cock, and we certainly don’t go long without partying. Since we were home alone this weekend we decided to party hard. Hanna brought this new cocaine like drug called Flakka. That shit was whack. We got fucked up quick. We broke out my toy chest and got out the biggest dildos for playtime. Took turns seeing how much we could insert in each other’s ass. Turns out we are both really good anal whores. I was on all fours getting anally assaulted by a two foot long black dildo when my neighbor’s teen son walked in on us.
I have played with him in the past, and he was horny. He knew my boys were gone and thought I might need some boy cock. He was right. There we were, two horny mommies, playing with dildos. No dildo, no matter how big, can ever take the place of boy cock. It was his lucky day. He got to play with two horny MILFs. Bonus we were fucked up on synthetic coke, so he could do whatever he wanted to us. He wanted to film us playing with our toys first for his spank bank. We loved the idea, so we took turns fucking each other’s assholes some more. He was trying to film and stroke at the same time.
Eventually he gave up and joined us. Since we had gaping assholes, he got to tap two MILF asses. He popped his anal cherry that day. I had been fucking him on and off for a few months, but he never fucked my ass until that day. He mounted me like a dog while I was fucking Hanna’s ass with a big red jelly dildo. He came deep in my ass, but because of the foreplay fun, I was able to easily shit his boy seed into Hanna’s mouth. She loved the taste of his seed, so she fucked him next. She shit his cum into my mouth and I spit it back into her mouth. Boy jizz is a terrible thing to waste. My neighbor boy, my BFF, some good drugs and shit ton of dildos helped me not miss my baby boys so much. A mommy’s fuck holes are meant for her son’s dick, not dildos. Sex toys are just a quick substitute, but never a replacement.
Cocksucking Phone Sex Fun
I woke up this morning needing something stronger than coffee to drink. My step sons were at school, husband was at work, and toys just wouldn’t do. I wanted cum. I’m a cum guzzler. I have consumed a lot in my years and it has done this body good. I took a quick shower, primped a bit and hit the gym. In the morning, the gym is filled with college boys who all go crazy for a sexy MILF.
Guys don’t turn down blowjobs even if the woman isn’t a fine curvy bitch like me. As soon as I walked in to LA Fitness in my yoga pants and sports bra, all eyes were on me. I had THE ASS long before Kim Kardashian. The only work out I want at the gym is for my pussy. Oh yeah and my mouth and ass. Not many chicks were in the club this morning. I spotted a few guys all lifting together. I approached them for some help. When they stumbled over each other to spot me, I knew they would do the same to fuck me.
I suggested we go into the men’s locker room for some fun. That’s where I got my real work out. My mouth was curling cocks; my pussy and ass were doing dick ups. I was strengthening my Kegel and neck muscles. Everyone knows I’m the gym slut. I come to work out with cocks. I always leave sweaty and satisfied from a few huge protein shakes. When no cocks around to play with, I always hit the gym. Young guys love working out with a hot horny MILF.