Category Archive: Guided masturbation

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex: Let’s Get off Together

mutual masturbation phone sexMutual masturbation phone sex is so much fun. I mean I work at home. I talk dirty for a living. Why would I not want to get off at work? Plus, I love hearing men stroke their cocks for me. I feel like a cum therapist. I help men cum. The world right now needs more orgasms. So, I am happy to help men like you jack off. Last night, I partied with a guy. He had some strict rules for us. Every time he came, I had to cum. He did not want me to fake it. He wanted real orgasms. That is pretty easy to do if some one is concerned with my orgasms. Sadly, many men do not care if I get off or not. They nut and I am lucky if I even get a thank your or a goodbye. Most men just hang up after they cum. I am still not used to that. I guess it is because they hate pillow talk or spooning lol. I just want to know that our phone sex call got you off. I can do the gfe thing. I can be your sex slave. I can be your submissive whore. I can role play. And I can rub my bald pussy while you stroke your cock. I definitely want to get you off, but if we could get off together, I would love my job even more than I already do.

Exhibitionist Phone Sex: I Joined My Caller in Nature

exhibitionist phone sexExhibitionist phone sex is best together. I love telling a guy how to expose himself. With cell phones, it is easy to talk to men who are outside or in public spaces. I have a favorite exhibitionist caller. He lives in Oregon where lots of fires have been occurring. Things are finally clearing up, so he went for a hike and took his favorite sexy BBW with him. I felt inspired by him, so I ported my number into my cell and went to this nature reserve near me. We hiked together in wooded areas. Even though thousands of miles apart, we felt connected. Under the same sun on a nice day, we exposed ourselves in the wild. We masturbated together just like I would with any mutual masturbation phone sex caller. Instead of masturbating at home, we masturbated outside. We were naked and exposed. Talking dirty in front of nature. He described what he saw. I did the same. Either of us could have been busted by anyone out enjoying some nature. We did not get busted, but that is always part of the thrill. The risk of getting caught is always in the mind of an exhibitionist. He has a sexy voice. He told me how to rub my pussy and I told him how to stroke his cock. We both edged. Finally, we came together. It was an impromptu thing for me to join him. He was more rural in his hike than I was. I took more risk, but if anyone happened upon me, I doubt I would have been in trouble. I mean, what would you do if you ran across this sexy bbw playing with her pussy in the woods? Hopefully, you would pull out your cock and masturbate with me. Or better yet, maybe you would fuck me.

Big Tit Photos: Time to Pay the Rent Again

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Big tit photos pay the rent. I am not working as much as I am used to, and my sugar daddies are not able to make as much time for me since the world imploded. I have enough money to pay the rent, but I want to conserve my money. So, anything I can trade, I do. I do not think that makes me a whore. I think it makes me smart. I have a pervert landlord who is married to a bitchy rich woman. She is fat and I doubt she ever sucks cock. He is not attractive either, but he has money. He will pay my rent for a dirty lap dance and some titty pics for his spank bank. I have been forced to do this more often so that I can have rainy day money. And with the state of the world right now, we all need some money tucked away. All he wants to do is jack off on my tits. Thankfully, he does not want to put his fat hairy dick inside me. Well, he wants to of course, but if he got caught fucking another woman, his ball busting wife who owns the building I live in, will castrate him. He looks like an out of shape Ron Jeremy, so that tells you just how repulsive my landlord is in my eyes. I should get some sort of Oscar for acting like I want his biggest cum shot on my tits. Puke. Anyway, I smashed my titties against glass, rubbed them all over that fat fuck’s body and begged him to cum all over me. The loser gets off and feels like a man, and I save $1300 a month. When you look like I do, you can trade just about anything you want, including your own dignity. I just suck it up and remind myself I am just protecting my future.

Mature Phone Sex Women with Standards

mature phone sexMy car broke down yesterday, but I did not panic. Being a sexy mature phone sex woman, someone always stops to help. I was not in the black part of Chicago, unfortunately. So, it was a gamble if I would get the kind of help, I wanted. It was an oppressively hot day too. Almost immediately a handsome stranger came to my rescue. He fixed my car. Some cable came loose. I had an oil change earlier and I guess something did not get put back properly. I wanted to give him a special thank you. Nothing says thank you like good head, right?  I unzipped his pants to give him a thank you blowjob.  Fuck my life. What I was looking at was so small. I wanted to laugh at him. I mean in ANY other situation I would have laughed hysterically and then fucked a black man in front of him. He had a pathetic clit stick, but he did just save my ass. But what is the point of standards if you do not use them, right? Pity sex, I do not do. I pulled away, apologized, made up an excuse that I did not feel right giving head to a married man.

He was not happy that I cock teased him. He said he was so hard, and I had to finish what I started. I laughed in my head. Hard? How could I tell? He was too small to see an erection. I rarely feel bad about humiliating small cocks. I have no issue with small cock humiliation phone sex. But kindness does need paid forward, so I masturbated for him. I made up a lame excuse that it is not really cheating if it is just mutual masturbation. I told him how to stroke his dick for me. We played a masturbation game called “Red light green light.” I told him when to stroke his cock. If I said red light he had to stop. Green light meant stroke again. Yellow meant slow down. I teased him, until his little nub looked like a big swollen clit. I played with my pussy for him. I was getting off on the small dick humiliation in my head. I was not horny seeing his little clitty swell. After a little tease and denial, I let him cum. Normally, I would deny a tiny pecker but rescuing me in 101-degree heat lets a guy cum, but a small cock does not deserve to cum by my mouth.  I paid it forward and adhered to my standards. Win-win for me. Maybe not him though, LOL.

Toy Story

adult phone chatAdult phone chat is a lot of fun! I get so turned on when I get a good call that I have to join in!
I have a pretty big selection of toys. I have double headed dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, nipple clamps, I even have a pussy sucker!
But I have been bored and was looking for something new!
So I headed to the local adult store. This is my favorite store because they also have movie place where you can go in a room and watch porn….but we all know what really happens in those rooms!
I walked in and was instantly drawn to this ribbed red vibrator, It was so thick! I was so excited that I wanted to get a room and try it out! But the place was packed and all the rooms were occupied.
I am a regular there so the guy behind the counter helped me out. He said I could go out the back door where he takes his breaks and no one will see me.
It was risky but I was already squishy. So I go out and start playing with my shiny new red toy! I slipped the fat head inside my slippery kitty and turn the vibrator on. It was so powerful I almost fell off the chair!
I pushed it deeper and deeper until I couldn’t take any more and then I started slamming that fuck toy in my twitching cunt!
I came so hard that I didn’t even notice the clerk watching me through the crack of the door.
I just smiled and put my clothes on and left.
When I got home, I pulled out the laptop to check out some of my favorite sites and I saw this picture all over the internet! I was shocked but I had to laugh! He takes a pretty good picture, don’t ya think!

Incest Phone Sex: Jack off with Mommy

incest phone sex Incest phone sex stories are something I have plenty to share. Several years ago, I walked in on my sons fucking a watermelon. My youngest boy was watching the movie American Pie. I am no Betty Crocker, so there was no cherry pie in the house. He improvised. He cut a hole in the side of the watermelon and slipped his little dick inside. His older brother walked in on him and cut another hole on the other of the watermelon. I walked in and saw my two horny boys fucking the same watermelon with their little peckers touching too. I told them to hump for mommy. They came so hard. I ate some extra salty watermelon that day. It became a family joke and a tradition to play with food. I would give them some guided masturbation tips. One time, I made some spaghetti. I poured the wet warm noodles into a mason jar. I put a cloth covering on top with a hole cut into it. I told my boys to fuck the jar because the warm wet noodles would feel like mommy’s warm wet pussy. They came so hard. That was the best spaghetti I ever ate that night too. We still masturbate together with whatever food items are in the kitchen. I loved teaching them creative jack off techniques. I love teaching my callers how to get off with common household objects and food too. Want to jack off for mommy?

Cocksucking Whore Gets Throat Fucked

Cocksucking Phone SexMy professor caught my playing with my pretty pink pussy in the middle of class. I was daydreaming about you when my hand just wandered into my sweet short-shorts. I sat in the back of the classroom, so I wasn’t afraid of being so wet. But, Professor must have smelled my sweet slutty pheromones. He came almost running right back to my seat, right when I was three flicks of my clit away from cumming. He asked to speak to me in the hallway, and I could see how hard his cock was through his khakis. In the hall, he pulled out his fat cock, and forced me to my knees. I let him throat fuck me until he blew his hot, steamy load down my throat. I swallowed every drop, just like a good girl would. When I turned around, I saw a line had formed! The male faculty stood in the hall, waiting for my sweet slutty lips around their cocks.

Guided Masturbation and BBCs

guided masturbationI want to talk to you about big black dicks and guided masturbation. If you are a white man, have you ever wondered why there is so much interracial porn or why so many white women date black men? I know plenty of white men who are in denial. It is not the content of your character that counts. It is not even the size of your wallet that matters for many women. It about the size of your cock. Big black cocks with cum filled balls do more for a woman than white dicks. I do not even masturbate with flesh or pink colored dildos. Anything that goes in my pussy, mouth or ass needs to be dark. My guess is if you are still reading my blog, you watch interracial porn and wish your woman would take big black cocks like me.  Maybe, you even jack off thinking of watching your woman get hammered by big black cock.  I bet you do not like watching little white dicks fucking pussies. You know a white dick will never give a woman a hot squirting pussy. BBCs stretch our cunts wide, ruining our fuck holes for little white pricks. If your white dick falls out of your girl’s pussy, either she needs some big black cock, or she has already had some. Get your girl a big black dildo like the run I am riding. See her reaction. Watch her play with it then you will know if she is a BBC whore or just a wannabe.  When I cannot get the real thing, I fuck myself with a black dildo. Even a plastic BBC is better than a real cock that is white. Somehow, I know you already know that. My guess is you jack off to black cock. Maybe you even want to be a black cock faggot.

Guided Masturbation for a Prostate Orgasm

guided masturbationI love guided masturbation calls. Especially in times like this, I love to stroke my ten-inch cock for men on the phone. I love to tell them how to jack off for me too. As a sexy shemale, I play with my cock and my ass. Our G-spot is in our asses. I get the most pleasure from stroking my cock while playing with my ass. I bet you do too, but it is harder to pleasure your ass yourself. I have years of practice. Every man, gay or straight, should have a prostate orgasm. It is mind blowing, and ball draining. I was on a hot prostate phone sex call last night. We were telling each other how to masturbate. I was using this pretty pink vibrator in my ass when the batteries died. I was so close to blowing my load. I did not want to lose the momentum searching for AAA batteries, LOL. I grabbed some carrots from the refrigerator. I can improvise. When it comes to massaging my prostrate, most household items work. What have you put in your ass before? I bet you have done all sorts of things your wife and family never knew you did. This one time, when I was a schoolboy, I played with my mom’s shoes. Sure, I wore them, but when I put the heel up my ass, that moment was a game changer. I came so hard. My life became dedicated to making myself cum that hard again. I knew back then, I was born in the wrong body. I like having a cock, however. So, I made the right decision to keep it. I bet you are glad I did too. That means my sexy tranny 10-inch cock can give you the ball draining prostate orgasm you cannot give yourself.

Paying the Rent with Big Tit Photos

big tit photosThe rent was due, so it meant I had to pose for some big tit photos. I was not wanting to do it. My landlord is scuzzy. He looks like Ron Jeremy on a bad day. With what I am hearing in the news, he is just as pervy too. Our governor said no one could be evicted for three months, but rent was due today and I did not have all I owed for the past few months. I have paid some of my rent, but I am behind. The strip club has been closed, so I am missing that income. Phone sex has been better than I expected, but slower than usual too. I do not want to be looking for a place to live during a pandemic. I sucked it up and showed him my big tits. He snapped pictures and I started to leave. He would not let me leave. This time, pictures and ogling my rack were not enough. I owed him more than usual and I could legally be evicted, and I just could not endure that. I had to suck it up. He wanted to jack off on my tits. Although my fat, hairy landlord repulses me, I sucked it up. I just pictured someone more handsome and in better shape stroking his cock in front of me. I have a great imagination.  As I thought about a tall dark handsome man, my fat slob of a landlord did his thing. It was humiliating, but if it keeps me in my place, I will do it again, especially if I can think of you.  I should just feel lucky that the pervert does not want to fuck me. Well, I know he wants to fuck me. Look at me? He is married and afraid I will give him something or get knocked up. I know, crazy right? He is the dirty, out of shape one. All I could give him would be the best pussy and ass he has ever had.

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