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Party Quotes

I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.
A good friend would bail you out of jail, but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, “damn that was awesome”.
No officer theres no blood in my alcohol system.
You’re only bad if youre caught so that makes me a good girl, right?
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it!
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight.
Cocaine is Gods way of saying you’re making to much money.
The road goes on forever, but the party never ends.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.
Thought when sober, said when drunk.
I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
Drugs, sex, and rock n roll.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fatting.
If I did nothing wrong, I’d never do anything.
There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.

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Get HIGH HIGH HIGH with Haley

I got so totally fucked up this past weekend it was unreal.  I mean BLITZED!!!!! 

Liquor + Coke=’s Happy Haley!

Happy & Horny Haley!

My daughter was at her grandma’s and though I love partying with her, it was nice to be free for a change to party without the brat around to bug me.  I had a simply fucking amazing time and the only thing that was missing was you.  Maybe next weekend some of you party boys can join me in a few shots and lines?

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