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I Love Candy Corn…

Halloween is almost here and the stores are full of candy corn, Normally my favorite candy skittles but this time of year I can’t resist candy corn. I started shaping the candy into little figures for the little ones in my apartment. What started out as a little bit of fun with the little ones turned into some big time grown up fun. I started by shaping the candy into this butt plug. I wasn’t sure how it would work but I was eager to try it so I invited a friend over who loves ass fucking and also loves to have a butt plug in his ass when he cums. I figured if he wasn’t game I was. When I brought out my butt plug in all it’s orange, white and yellow glory he was thrilled! We talked about which one of us was going to use it for a long time before he came up with a brilliant idea. Why not make another toy out of the candy corn so we could both have fun? Splendid idea! So i got to work on another toy while he watched with fascination as I concentrated on the task at hand. By the time I was done I had a lovely, fairly big and fairly thick dildo fashioned out of the sweet treat. We had a great, all be it sticky, night of fun and I will be making more toys tonight!

Message In A Bottle

I am your message in a bottle. I washed up on the shore of your life. When you opened the bottle you got the message you had been looking for. A woman that would do all the things she never would and not expect anything in return. A no strings attached, kinky affair. I got what I wanted to, someone that had bottled up sexual frustration and tension that would scratch every kinky and perverted itch I have, no questions asked. You come to me not because you have to, but because you want to. She would tell you what a sick fucking freak you are for wanting to do the things that make your blood boil and make you cum hard fulfilling your needs. But I don’t, I know what you want, what you like and how you like it. With me your fantasies are fulfilled, your desires are met. I know that you want me to lick your balls and ass while rubbing that hard cock up and down with my hands. I know that you almost cum on the spot when I stick my tongue in that tight ass of yours. I know that you love to shove that cock in my mouth while spitting all that jizz down my throat. I don’t think it is nasty or gross but instead I swallow every drop and beg for more. Just like the slutty whore you need. And you give me all of it in return, fucking me, satisfying me, it is the perfect arrangement. Each time I think about you cumming to me my pussy gets wet and I get excited, knowing that we are about to do things we shouldn’t yet we can’t help it. The best sex is taboo and secret. It is oh so wrong, yet oh so right!

My Energizer Bunny Is Broke

I thought I was a fucking nymphomaniac. I thought that I could fuck and cum all day and all night. I have always been able to wear a mother fucker out in the bedroom. He has to use his dick all night, I can switch from my pussy to my mouth to my tits and wear a poor guy out in no time.  I love to watch a guy pass out holding his cock, knowing he wants more but is just too fucking exhausted to give it or to get it.But this guy was different, no matter what I did he just didn’t seem to get tired or worn out! I jokingly told him that he was like the energizer bunny in the morning, he kept going and going and going and that he was the first guy ever to actually outlast me. He looked at me and laughed and said that I was the energizer bunny because I keep going and going and that he is the energizer bunny whose batteries are put in back wards because he keeps cumming and cumming and cumming. Stamina and a sense of humor and a pretty good fuck too. What more could a girl ask for?

His Pussy Pounding Dirty Little Secret

I am in black thigh highs, a black t-back and a black lacy bra with stiletto heels waiting by the phone. It’s late but he always calls late, when he is nice and high and no one else is home. I am his dirty little secret and I like it that way. He always calls before he comes over to pound my pussy.  He loves sucking on my chubby toes, satisfying his foot fetish while I lick his sweet ass and his fingers pump my my cunt till it is dripping wet. I am not allowed to touch his cock until it is so hard I think the skin is going to split clean in two. But the thrill of waiting is what he likes best and I have to admit it drives me crazy as well. Once my pussy is dripping wet he puts me on my hands and knees and tosses my salad like no one else ever could, licking my ass so clean that it would get an A on any sanitation score! I cum for him until my pussy is dripping juice into puddles on the sheets under us. That is when he gives me what I have wanted the whole time, his big hard cock. I place the cock ring on so that he doesn’t cum right away, he is always on the edge by this time dripping pre-cum like a leaking faucet. He grabs my chubby ass cheeks in his hands, squeezing them hard so he leaves his hand prints on me when he is done like a badge of honor. Then he unceremoniously slams his cock into my waiting cunt and pounds my pussy hard and fast. By the time he is done my pussy is swollen, red and bruised and aching for his cum to fill it up spilling over onto my clit. he reaches down and grabs the cock ring pulling it off as he pulls his cock away from my pussy and slips it off the head without missing a stroke. Then pounding me hard and deep for the final few strokes he explodes inside me. We are both sweaty and out of breath, and he will have to clean up before he leaves his dirty little secret until the next time.

Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex

Rose moved into the apartment complex about a month ago. We met by the pool and we have been talking almost every day since we met. I would have never thought she was a grandma when we met. I mean she doesn’t look like any grandma I have ever seen. She looks really good in that bikini she wears by the pool and she loves the attention she gets when the guys look at her.( I can’t say as I blame her). Not long after we met we started to hang out in the evenings here and there. She would cook me dinner and bring me treats like cookies and cakes. We have had lots of girls nights where we have dinner, watch movies and drink a few glasses of wine. I never thought of Rose as anything more then a girlfriend until last night. Like so many times before we gathered a few good movies and decided to have a popcorn movie marathon. Neither of us knew who was bringing the wine so we both bought a bottle. The problem was we drank them both and by the end of the second bottle we were feeling mighty fine. Rose confessed that she thought I was a very good looking girl and that she thought my huge tits were the most amazing things she had ever seen. I had to confess that I thought she was pretty fucking hot as well, and her tits were just the right size for sucking. She leaned in and kissed me and started rubbing my nipples through my shirt. I have been with other women before but Rose had a special touch that no other woman ever had. Probably due to age and experience. She kissed me in a way that lit a fire inside me like no other. It wasn’t long before my nipples were between her lips and I was floating into ecstasy. We ended up on the floor naked and in a 69 that put us both over the edge. Some how we ended up in the bedroom and the next thing we knew the sun was coming up. We slept all day snuggled together in my bed. I am so glad Rose moved in and I look forward to many more nights together just us and maybe even with a guy or two. Who knows what will happen….

He’s Just A Love Machine….

I know better then to go to bed horny and with a buzz off wine. Last night I was bored and stayed up late watching old movies. The last one was Short Circuit. Drinking wine and enjoying a relaxing night is great but when your horny as hell you should always masturbate before bed. I remember thinking how cool it would be if Johnny Five was a fuck machine. What would he look like? How would he fuck me? And how great would it be to have a fucking robot to take care of my pussy when I was horny and masturbation just didn’t seem like it was enough. When I feel asleep the robot from the movie filled my dreams. Animated and ready to fuck the shit out of me, singing:

” (I,I,)I’m just a love machine and I won’t fuck for nobody but you…(I,I )I’m just a love machine ………….. A fuck your pussy fiend”

His cold metal parts and robotic movements turn me on. I spread my pussy for him and he penetrates me with his robotic dick. He does exactly what he is told going faster and deeper and then slower and easier. He has a robotic hand that reaches out and rubs my swollen nipples sending small electric shocks to them that drives me insane, while his other robotic arm has a vibrator that stimulates my clit, bringing me to the brink and then stopping when I tell him to. I let him tease me all night long and when I wake up my sheets are soaked, and my fingers are deep in my pussy.

Yes he is just a love machine….in my dreams.

Suck It Up

I am finger licking good, I promise. You will never taste a sweeter batch of juice then what flows from my hot, wet, pink, pussy. I love the way I taste! I love fucking my self with my fingers and getting them full of my hot milky cum and then sucking them clean. I love to take my dildos and vibrators and stuff them deep inside me until my knees are shaking and my heart is racing while my pussy is pulsating and squirting cum everywhere. I suck it off my toys and even lick it off the sheets under me where it puddles and pools into a gooey treat! It is almost as much fun as taking you into my mouth. Swirling my tongue around that mushroom head of yours. I know how sensitive it is when I flick my tongue on the bottom of it teasing you and making you want more. I know how to bring you to the edge, just close enough to cum before stopping to kiss you and tease you more. I love repeating this over and over again so that when you finally do explode in my mouth, you give me the mother load, squirting and jerking and letting me drain your balls dry. But even better is when we 69, sucking and licking and teasing each other at the same time, filling each others mouth with thirst quenching jizz. There is nothing better then the taste of cum, wouldn’t you agree?

Cyber Sex Phone Sex

Your dick is so hard that your balls ache. The old lady is home and a prude anyway. She never wants to get kinky as fuck and that is what your craving. You are surfing the net and land right here on Fuckalicous. Damned you didn’t think it was possible but your cock is getting harder. You want to pick up the phone and call so fucking bad. You need some kinky, freaky phone sex but the old lady is cock blocking and she doesn’t even know it. What can you do? Well stud, here is what you do…you type in my yahoo chat and hit me up. Oh fuck yeah, we connect and you tell me how fucking horny you are for my luscious tits and hot, wet mouth. Baby we can rock this right here with cyber sex. I weave a hot and kinky scene with my words, making you rub that throbbing cock through your pants. I describe in detail how I am going to suck you dry. You know she could walk in at any moment but you can’t help yourself. You have to pull that cock out and jerk it as I create a fantasy with my words that is going to make you explode. You cum, a huge hot load, squirting all over your stomach and hands. OOO that was so hot, so much fun. Let’s do it again soon babe!

You Really Think You Know?

Usually when I eaves drop on the three hot young room mates by the pool I end up with a wet and horny pussy and in my room masturbating. They are usually talking about their evening and the conquests they had. All trying to out “fuck story” the other. I know 90% of it is all bull shit that they make up, but it is fucking hot just the same. Today was a little different, they were swapping dating advice and what they thought a chick wanted on the first date. What they thought it would take to get more then a hand shake at the end of the date. What it would take for a kiss and the difference between a peck and a good deep tonsil hockey kiss. What it would take to get them invited in for a cocktail and what would get them a make out session and possibly a piece of ass on that first date. They were sharing advice from the old “man bible” It was really very funny because they had some things right but for the most part they hadn’t a clue. I wanted to interject and give them some real advice about how to get hot pussy action on the first date but the conversation was so entertaining that I couldn’t bring myself to interrupt their colorful explanations of what to do and what the result would be. I know which apartment they live in so I decided to give them a friendly piece of advice anonymously. I printed this out and left it on their door, wishing I could be a fly on the wall when they find it. I laughed all the way back to my apartment as I poured a glass of wine and toasted my genius and opened the drawer to retrieve my favorite toy!

 

Oh How I Would Love It!!!

hot phonesex viv1My bedroom is my sanctuary. It is where I have the most fun and where I love to be. Fucking, licking, cumming and making others cum. I spend so much time there that it is time for a new bed. I need a big bed, one with room to move and not be restricted to the old missionary position. I am a big beautiful woman that likes to be able to move and experience all different positions and pleasures for both of us. It has to have posts that will allow you to tie me up or if it your pleasure, will allow me to tie you up. I have been looking and looking for just the right fit and I found this awesome bed. It is more then your average four poster bed. It exudes all the pleasures of sex, the posts are large and thick and carved out of wood. They are textured and look like huge dicks, my favorite thing in the world. I can imagine being by myself and pushing my pussy up to the post, enjoying the texture of the wood as I rub my pussy all over it and making myself cum from the feel. I can see myself masturbating while I stare up at those huge cocks surrounding me, like lovers waiting to blow their loads all over me. And I can imagine being tied spread eagle to the massive posts while you rub your huge dick in between my tits, across my face, over my pussy, trying to decide where you will put your creamy load of jizz. This bed could be so much fun for both of us. Don’t you think?hot phonesex viv