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Stuff My Stocking

Just like all our holiday functions we don’t do anything unless it ends in getting fucked and fucked up. We are getting ready for our Christmas get together and while the woman get high as hell and prepare the food for the festivities. The men must gather all the party favors and stock up on the alcohol. We need lots of booze for out Christmas drinking game. Yep that’s right a drinking game. The rules are very similar to our Thanksgiving drinking game:  1. Everyone gets a full drink when they walk in the door. No beer- booze only. No mixed drinks but you can have a chaser.  2. You must take a drink if anyone says any of the following: presents, eat, ham, pie, or holidays. You must take two drinks if anyone mentions Santa , or anything to do with Santa or the sleigh and reindeer and any reference to football.  And just like Thanksgiving, by the end of the day we are all so fucking wasted that we end up in a sloppy drunk fucking orgy.  It is one big gang bang. We wind up doing everything from  enjoying golden showers, bisexual activities, chocking (especially fun for family members who piss you off during the year), spanking, cross dressing, fisting, you name it we end up doing it. We end up having a lot of family fun before we pass out cold. You should try this game for your next holiday celebration. It really is a lot of fun. Happy Holidays!

New Years Festiviities

I love New Years Eve with my family. About 11 o’clock all of the ladies start stripping clothes off while the male cousins help dad prep the big water bongs and hukkahs. My big titty Aunts go around kissing all the younger boys and slipping them the tongue and a few pills before the hot tub gets going. I always sit on my favorite uncle’s lap and whisper really nasty things in his ear while enjoying the feel of his growing hard on under my ass. My sister and I always treat him at midnight because of his huge cock. Grandpa is in the corner snorting coke off my aunts naked ass which is propped high up in the air for all to see. My cousins take turns exploring her hairy cunt with their fingers in between grandpa’s lines. My older brother loves doing body shots off my huge tits while my little sister puts because her boobs are so tiny. I really get turned on when the cops raid our little party and it takes them 45 minutes to strip search mom in the back. When they come out of the back the cops are in moms lingerie and dad pours them all drinks that they share over the pile of my families naked bodies. The party is always loud and festive and the local cops always show up for the count down….5, 4, 3, 2, 1….Happy New Year!!! In our family incest and family fun are all part of the holiday traditions!

 

Our Thanksgiving Drinking Game

Families have all sorts of traditions but in this party family we don’t do anything unless it leads to getting fucked up and or getting fucked. So we created a drinking game for Thanksgiving. Yep that’s right a drinking game. The rules are:  1. Everyone gets a full drink when they walk in the door. No beer- booze only. No mixed drinks but you can have a chaser.  2. You must take a drink if anyone says any of the following: turkey, gravy, stuffed, turkey day, or gobble gobble.  3. You must take two drinks if anyone mentions Black Friday, or anything to do with Black Friday and any reference to football.  By the end of the day we are all so fucking wasted that we end up in a sloppy drunk fucking orgy.  It is one big gang bang. We wind up doing everything from  enjoying golden showers, bisexual activities, chocking (especially fun for family members who piss you off during the year), spanking, cross dressing, fisting, you name it we end up doing it. We end up having a lot of family fun before we pass out cold. You should try this game for your next holiday celebration. We tweak it for Christmas changing the drinking words to fit the holiday. It really is a lot of fun!

 

Pin The Dick In The Ho

We had a killer little party last night. I invited a couple of my friends that deal coke. My favorite fucking drug! Of course I never, ever pay for my shit. I always fuck or suck for it. We played my favorite game, I let them blind fold me and then they do whatever they want, no limits, no questions. Everyone is happy. I get to get high and get fucked and they get to have me anyway they want! I like to call it Pin The Dick In The Ho. I so love this game…wouldn’t you love to play with me? The only rule is you have to bring me candy to play the game. And I am not talking about blow pops and pop rocks. Although I have found that pop rocks in the mouth while giving a blow job makes for great head for the fella and we could pretend your hard cock is my blow pop. You get to fuck my tight pierced cunt till you have had your fill, you get to make me suck you hard hot cock till you explode in my mouth, on my face or where ever you think you would like to shoot that load. All for a little taste of your candy. Hit me up for some mind blowing drugs phone sex, blowjob phone sex, or my favorite anal phone sex. We can play however you want to as long as we are getting fucked up!

Party All Night Long

There is nothing better then going to a huge sex party and getting sloppy drunk and fucked in every tight wet hole that will take it. The night started out like any other party, laughing, joking, drinking, getting high. But it wasn’t long until the euphoria of intoxication turned everyone’s senses on and the love fest began. Every where I turned there was sweet pussy,waiting for my fingers or tongue or what ever I could find to pump in and out of it. And everywhere I turned there was a hard cock waiting to invade any tight, throbbing space I had to offer. Someone even set up a few laptops so we could get into some cyber sex and share our party on the web with those less fortunate dicks and cunts that couldn’t join us. Our senses were in over drive and so was the overflow of everyone’s load. The only thing missing, darling, was YOU. You would have had so much fun with us, but you didn’t cum, you didn’t turn on your computer, you didn’t answer my requests. Of course there is always next time, if your game.