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Boogie For Booty Night

A friend of mine has a club that hasn’t been doing so great lately. When I came up with the idea of “Boogie For Booty Night” he loved it. As I described it to him his dick got hard literally and my pussy started getting real fucking wet. People have to purchase tickets for the event in advance. It is being advertised as a rave dancing, swingers, party event. We are combining a rave style, singles mix and mingle dance party. He said this was the most unique idea he had ever heard of and no other club in town could compete with this one. He was so grateful that he fucked me silly and then offered to let me DJ the event! This is going to be great for business and so far we have sold a whole shit load of tickets! We plan on curtaining off a couple areas in the back room for people who want to cop a private quick little fuck. Of course I am certain that with the drinks flowing, and all the hot, horny bodies in the club feeling the music pounding so loud it is vibrating your dicks and pussies. There will be lots of fucking on the dance floor too. It’s a combination of all my favorite things, loud music, hot and heavy partying and fucking till the sun comes up! We are literally going to boogie for booty all night long!

Labor Day Fucking Fun

I love the holidays but I especially love the holidays that include getting fucking drunk as hell, cooking out and fucking anything that moves.  “Why don’t we get drunk and screw?” labor day is about celebrating all the hard work and ingenuity people have put into making this country what it is today. I say let’s celebrate all the people that have fucked and sucked and back stabbed their way to the top to get what they wanted and to help build this great country of ours. Free enterprise, entrepreneurship and all the things that make up our everyday lives that have been gotten by bitches like me fucking anything that moves and using this pussy and this mouth to fuck and suck for what I want. We are the real people that have made a difference. Not only have we helped build what this country has become but we keep a lot of rock hard cocks and pussies very happy in the process. So Happy Fucking Labor Day bitches…fuck on!

The Ranch

I love going to The Ranch. It’s the hottest swinger bar in town. There are so many hot couples there and I can always count on getting my brains fucked out. I love it when a couple picks me and wants to share me with each other in a private room. I always end up in at least one threesome when I visit The Ranch. But the all out fucking in the open bar with everyone swapping partners one right after the other is fucking fun at it’s best. One big fun orgy with everyone sharing their cocks and pussies in every way imaginable. A night full of double penetration and sucking pussy! When I am really horny it is the only place that satisfies all my kinky needs. It is a free and easy atmosphere where there are no hang ups and no limits. Some guys use condoms but the ones that go bare back and fill me with cum are the ones I like to get my pussy, mouth and ass around. Cum all over me with lips and tongues licking it all off just to be covered and filled up again, all night long. It is one wild ass ride!

On The Job Training At the Doughnut Shop

I have never worked a day in my fucking life. I have always used this fine ass pussy and the fact that I give incredible fucking head to get what I want. Last week I heard a friend talking about a friend who worked at the local doughnut shop and that they needed help. I started thinking of all kinds of kinky and crazy shit I could do if I worked at the doughnut shop and got so fucking wet I went down and applied for the job just for shits and giggles. Imagine my surprise when they called me for an interview! I almost didn’t go but thought wheat the hell, why the fuck not? When I got there the guy doing the interviewing was hot as fucking hell and I kept leaning way over to show him my cleavage and giving him those “let me fuck you” looks. Then he called in a chick and she was just as fucking hot, only she was the one giving me the “let me fuck you look” By the end of the hour I was hired and was to show up for training the next morning. When I got there it was only the three of us and the coffee was brewing. I knew it would be a fun day when he offered me coffee and rubbed his dick when he asked if I wanted cream in my coffee. They started to train me but the “fuck me” tension was so thick you could punch a doughnut hole in it. It wasn’t long before we started copping feels and going one step further with each try that wasn’t rejected. We ended up having a food fight with the doughnut fillings and toppings. I ended up covered in sprinkles and became the special of the day. I might just keep this fucking job!

Stocking Fetish Phone Sex

I like wearing fish net stockings and heels. It looks and feels so sexy and makes me want to fuck, fuck, fuck! But this guys has a full fledged stocking fetish. He has bought me more stockings in the last two days then I have ever seen in my life. I don’t know where he finds them but I am getting a kick out of his obsession. Every time he hands me a pair of stockings his dick stands straight up hard as a fucking rock. He sits back and jacks his dick while I put them on and model them. I walk over to him and rub my stocking covered legs on his dick and balls, on his chest and arms and he can hardly keep from cumming. Then I change stockings and start all over again. After several pairs he throws me down on the bed and fucks me hard and rough. Taking me like a man that hasn’t been laid in forever. As soon as he shoots his load in me he has me start all over again. We have been doing this for two days straight and it is really turning me on. It’s hot as fucking hell to see him so horny over these stockings. He says he is going to go out shopping again in the morning and get some more. That is fine with me I am ready to get fucked like crazy for another few days. In fact he can keep buying stockings and keep fucking me  for as long as he wants. My pussy is sore and my cunt lips are swollen but all I want it is more!

Save Me

He had me cumming before he even touched me. We were enjoying a day on the water. Drinking and swimming on a friend’s boat when the girls and I noticed the white boat with the unmistakable red markings of the Coast Guard and it was headed in our direction. We took out the binoculars and took a peek. Fuck yes, there were several hot men in uniform on that boat. Our pussies all got hot and we started talking about what we would do with them and how we would do it when one of the girls issued a dare. Did any of us have the guts to “accidentally, on purpose” fall over board when the boat got close enough and act like you’re  not able to swim? No one else was game but I was! Hell yes, fucking save my ass. Rescue me, give me mouth to mouth, pull me out of the water and run your big, strong hands all over my body. SAVE ME!  I didn’t let any one know that I was going to go for it. Everyone else was obviously chicken, but the closer the boat got to us, the more excited I got thinking about it. My pussy was so ready and I was going to get more then rescued if I had anything to say about it.  The closer that boat full of hunks in uniform got to us, the more I calculated in my head, waiting for just the right time. Finally they were close enough and I jumped up on the rail like I was going to sit on it, and missed my mark miserably, falling head over feet into the ocean as my friends screamed, getting the attention of my rescuers. I flailed and floundered. He sure was quick and as soon as I felt his arms around me I went limp and started cumming hard. He took me back to the boat and laid me on the deck. I was surrounded by men in uniform and I laid there helpless. I didn’t find out till they dropped me off at the dock that it was “US Coast Guard Day” Well fellas I sure thank you for your service, each and every one of you!

Phone Sex Fetish Anyone?

I am used to my buddy reading about fetishes or seeing them on porn and asking me to try them  with him. I am a kinky bitch that will try anything once, if I don’t like it I never have to do it again. But my appetite for kink is pretty strong and most anything turns me on. Especially if you get me fucked up first. So when he called and invited me over for some fun I was down for it. He is into a lot of bondage so I knew it would be fun and include some real kinky shit.

As I got dressed and tried to imagine what he wanted to try my pussy started dripping juices and I couldn’t wait to get there.

He was ready and waiting for me when I arrived and we sat getting high and talking about what he had in mind. He had watched a porn flick that had Erotic Asphyxiation and he was dieing to try it. I started getting real excited thinking he wanted to know what it felt like to cum while being choked or have a plastic bag over his head and I agreed before getting details.

To my surprise it was me that was going to be asphyxiated but it was to late to back down now and besides even if I was a little scared, the idea was really fucking hot, so I went with it.

He lead me to his room where he had a rope set up and attached to the ceiling, he told me he was going to wrap it around my neck and then tie it to my legs. He was going to start by whipping and licking me all over before fucking me and then hanging me as I was cumming.

The more scared I got, the more fucking horny I got and the wetter my pussy got. I have to say it really was fucking hot and I have never cum so hard in my life! I am pretty sure we will be getting together again for a repeat session and next time he is going to be the recipient!

Home Invasion Phone Sex

It was late and I was in my room masturbating to some pretty fucking hot porn. I was just about to cum when I heard a noise in the living room. What a way to blow a fucking orgasm. I was home alone, no cars were in the drive way, all the lights were out. I thought maybe my brother came home early and I will be damned he interrupted my fuck fest, he would man up and finish me off! As I got closer to the living room something wasn’t right. He hadn’t turned on the light but I could see a small light scanning back and forth. I will be damned some mother fucker decided to break in the damned house. Well I am not the one to be fucked with. It’s late I am tired and fucking horny and I don’t like being disturbed. I went back to my room and got my gun out of the bed side table and went around to the kitchen. I would sneak up on this bastard and teach him a lesson. I don’t need any stinking cops! I waited for him to round the corner and put the barrel of my gun to the back of his head. I thought he would shit his pants. Ha fuck with me will you…NOT! I tied that fucker up, he stayed that way all night. I came so fucking hard being in control. I got what I wanted and my pussy was happy! He thought it would be a simple home invasion. Home invasion your ass mother fucker!

M&M’s They Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hands

Mariana and I are known as M&M. We are luscious and tasty and we love being together! Mariana is a wonderful lover, she knows just how to keep my pussy wet and happy. She knows just how to lick and suck my pussy lips until I fill her mouth with creamy juice. She knows just how to take my tits in her mouth and nibble and suck my nipples making my pussy tingle for her huge cock. And when she fucks me, she makes me cum and quiver like no one else. She says she that I am just as good to her. She loves the way I suck her huge cock into my mouth, swirling my tongue around the head and flicking the shaft of it as I work it up and down. She loves to have me pinch and pull her nipples while she fucks my face hard and fast cumming deep in my throat. Together Mercedes and Mariana are melt in your mouth delicious in every way.

Not many fellas out there can handle both of us at once. Are you one of them? Do you think you have what it takes? Tell you what, why don’t you just watch us in action first. Watch us make each other cum while we hold each other tight and moan with pleasure. Take your cock in your hand and stroke it long and slow while you witness a scene like you’ve never seen before and likely will never see again. And if you think you have what it takes to join in, by all means…cum have some fun with us!

OH CANADA!!!!

I have been fucking my pussy with my bong all morning! I can’t stop cumming thinking about it! He called me this morning. Said he needed to take a trip to Vancouver to pick up some killer bud and needed a mule, would I be game? So he asked me to go with him! He told me to do some research and see what I wanted to do while there, all his treat. As he spoke my pussy got wetter and wetter: all the bud I could smoke, free food and travel, free hotel, free entertainment, all I can drink….basically a free vacation! All I have to do is carry it back over the boarder. I can do that no fucking problem.

I have looked it up and that place is jamming! They have something called the Stoner Slopes, where you go and get fucked up to the max and ski. Unfortunately it is not skiing weather right now. But that is OK I also found the New Amsterdam Cafe. This joint is a city building three floors and a roof all for bud! The first floor is the cafe, they sell food made with bud, for a fee you can go to the second floor, where they sell bud, for another fee you can go to the third floor where they sell pipes and bongs and vaporizers, And for yet another fee you can have roof access, where they have the pipes and bongs and vaporizers that they sell and you can try them out, getting super fucked up on samples of the bud they sell as well as people bringing what they bought up. They serve killer drinks up there, it is like a smoking lounge and a bar together! Like how fucking cool is that? It could only get better if people fucked each other up there or at least gave each other head. And if I can’t have sex there I found a clothing optional beach called Wreck Beach. I know I can get fucked there! So between the two I will be amply entertained.

We leave on Monday, I hope this becomes a regular gig for me!