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Turtle Dicks Make Me Laugh

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See my finger in my cunt? It can please me more than your turtle dick. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who wants to fuck me. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. My pinky finger is bigger than the sad excuse for a dick below. When he pulled his pants down, I was laughing so hard, I snorted soda out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails, calls and propositions all the time from tiny dick losers with turtle dicks like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than 8 thick hard inches. My pleasure is important. Yours, I could care less about.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a monster sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that bad boy all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and take photos to share with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick too. Now, this sissy boy who thought I would cheat on my husband for his pin dick today belongs in panties and a bra. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs and my mouth, cunt and ass! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! If you call me and admit to having a turtle for a dick, well be prepared for some serious Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex. Life is too short to waste on itty bitty clitty sticks.

Bend over bitchboy!

sissy phone sexI’m feeling so mean tonight. You want to know why? I wrote out your complete perfect fantasy for you to sit at your computers and stroke your tiny little cock only for it to delete itself. I was doing that for you, so you know what that means right? Someone has to be punished and who is better to punish than my little sissy boys hiding their fantasies from everyone but me? It’s the holiday season and I know what that means; you’re having an especially hard time dealing with all that family down your throat all the time. You just want to get away, put on the pretty dress and silky panties and get fucked in the ass by my biggest strap on. That’s almost everything I have planned for you today, but wait there’s more! You get the ultimate sissy boy experience; I will do all the things you’ve imagined over and over again. You can wear my short slutty dress, and I’ll take the panties I am wearing right now off and let you wear them. Now, now, don’t cum yet my little faggot. I am going to shave you smooth like a girl now, just like you want. Look at you, so pretty! We’re almost there. Now it’s time to take that sissy boy virginity and what better way than with my 14 inch strap on? You love to act like you hate having your ass pounded and ripped apart, but we both know you love taking every inch of this cock. You’re already getting wet with your itty bitty dick. I know you want to cum, but you can’t till you take all 14 inches and tell me how much you love to be fucked in the ass. Not till you scream what a pathetic little sissy boy you are and beg me to let you wet that tiny little thing you call a cock. Mmm, that’s right good girl.

Happy Birthday to the Real Men, The Marines

On November 10, 1775, the Continental Marines, later renamed the United States Marine Corps, was established. That makes the Marine Corps 239 years old today.  I’m not going to lie, I love a man in uniform, especially marines. Sure they have a reputation of not being the brightest of the armed forces, but they are certainly the most well built and rugged. My husband is so intimidated by Marines. I think it is because he knows how much I love big cock, and the Marines I have fucked have some huge dicks for white guys.

I decided to say Happy Birthday to the Marines today. I appreciate the hard work they have done keeping our oceans and seas safe from invasion. I went down to my local recruiting office, and wished  them happy birthday. I was on the prowl for one Marine in particular to celebrate the day with. There is this young recruiter who I met awhile back. We had been sending naked pics back and forth, but had not actually fucked yet. I told my special hero  I was married to a man who could not please me and that I needed to be fucked by a real man today. No realer man than a US Marine. He was happy to help me out.

He said I was way too hot to have a pin dick husband. I couldn’t agree more. I told him to meet me at my place for lunch. I had a special cake for him, and some sexy camouflage  lingerie. I was going to fuck him in my marital bed and make my hubby watch. When he arrived we had some birthday cake that we smeared all over each other’s bodies so we could lick it off. I had texted my husband to come home for lunch too. My well hung hero made my cunt so wet. He ate birthday cake off my pussy. He was three times the man my husband is and when he finally arrived, my marine made sure to inform him that a real man was taking care of his wife.  I was screaming in delight getting that huge cock up my pussy. It was thick and long, best of both worlds.  I told my husband to go put on his sissy outfit and wish a real man a happy birthday. My loser hubby is well trained and he came out in a white Marilyn Monroe dress and sang a birthday song he made up for the marines.

And once my real man came deep inside my pussy, my husband polished his cock off. Sucked all my cum off that dick, and licked my cream pie clean. I love humiliating my husband . And no better way than making him pay tribute to the real men of this country, the Marines. My Marine is all man, he just likes making my loser husband fluff him. And i enjoy watching it. Good to know my husband is good for something.

Happy Birthday to all the Marines out there. If you were here, I’d thank you with my pussy. My husband would thank you with his mouth.

Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex with Vinny

I make no apologies for loving big black cock.  I am a hot piece of ass that deserves Grade A beef. Last week, a small dick loser tried to call me to fuck. Now, I will fuck a white man if he has a nice cock. But look at this pathetic excuse for manhood? My clit gets bigger than that when I am aroused. I laughed at him. I mean really? As a self respecting confident woman, how do you go from a foot long thick Kielbasa to a beenie weenie? You don’t. After having my pussy stretched by a real cock, a short stack not only would fall out, but I would never feel it.

If you are a white man and do not understand why women are with black men,  look between your legs, then Google black cock. You will clearly see why many of us prefer black cock. It’s big; it’s thick; it’s full of cum;  it get’s hard easily; it stays hard; and it can fuck all night long. Once you go black, it’s hard to go back. I’m not saying you can’t fuck me if you are white, but you certainly can’t fuck me if you have anything close to resembling the loser white dick next to my pic. Now, if you look anything like the big black cock to the left, well you can fuck me anytime you want.  But please, don’t waste my time if you got a pathetic pecker. Look at me,  I deserve big dick. We both know it. If you send me pics of your beenie weenie, be prepared for me to show it to the world. If you can’t please a woman, well you should at least make her laugh.

 

 

All Aboard the Sissy Train: Cho Cho Cho

Do you have a clit stick? Are you an unhung hero? A 2 pump chump? A sissy fairy fag? Panty boy? Cum guzzling pansy? If you answered yes to any of the above, then welcome to my world of small cock humiliation. I am a Goddess. The kind of woman you will NEVER fuck.  You worship me. You honor me. You entertain me. You pay tribute to me. You obey me. But you never ever fuck me.

I collect tiny dick losers like I collect shoes. I have  shoes for every outfit, every occasion. And I have a loser for every day of the year. But a Goddess never has enough sissies to humiliate. In between fucking real men, I enjoy collecting sissies. Let me help you find the perfect pair of panties to cover up your sissy bits, give you some humiliating assignments to please me, and hop on my sissy train.

I love all sorts of humiliation. I will dress you up. Post pics of your clit stick on my blog so others can laugh too. I will send you to Victoria’s Secret to buy panties to wear for me. Make you drink cumaritas. Have you singing little sissy ditties about your short spout.  Deny you orgasms.  Send you to your local adult bookstore for special toys for your little back door pussy. Small cock humiliation phone sex has endless possibilities.

If you are new to the world of small dick humiliation, we offer a variety of specials to save you a few bucks while exploring your sissy fag side. That’s more money that you can spend of your Goddess. What are you waiting for? All aboard the sissy train, “Cho-cho-cho.”

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Know Your Place

My husband had a momentary lapse in judgment last night. He actually forgot his place.  Thought he could crawl into bed with me with his shrinky dinky and fuck me. I love him, but his role as my husband is as my provider. Provider of pretty things. Provider of exotic trips. Provider of spa days. Provider of big cock. Since he does not have a big dick himself, he needs to provide me with surrogate cock. He knows this. But every now and then he goes out with the boys, gets drunk and lets other stupid men tell him size doesn’t matter. Only men who think size doesn’t matter are ones with pin pricks.

Because he forgot his place, he had to be punished. So my hubby is not allowed to touch his little clit stick for the entire month of November. Now, usually I can trust him, but he will be traveling for work a lot this month, so I put him under lock and key. He also has to send me 2 huge cocks a week and watch me get fucked, either live or via cam if traveling. I want him aroused but unable to cum lol. Can’t use it properly, well, you shouldn’t have access to it. He can have blue balls for awhile to make him think long and hard (no pun intended hee hee) about trying to stick that pathetic thing inside me. 

I’ll slap a chastity belt on you too if you forget your place. All sorts of humiliating things I enjoy making guys who don’t know their place do. Sing little ditties in frilly little dresses. Make poopies and pee pees in their diapers.  Take embarrassing selfies for me to share…. The question is do you know your place?

Sissy Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Do You Know Your Place?

I am a beautiful size queen. I know my worth. Sadly, many guys do not. However, a few do know their rightful place with me and other women like me. Like Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag. Some of you tiny dick losers who keep trying to convince me you got what I need, could learn a few things from her special Pet. See, if you have a small weenie, clit stick, pin dick…. you only have one purpose in MY life. That is entertainment. That’s right, small dick sissy fairy fags get to entertain and amuse me. They never get to fuck me.

There are many ways to entertain and amuse a Goddess like me or Levi, as sissy fairy fag has learned. One, you can dress up like the sissy you are and prance, preen and twirl for us.  Put on a pink frilly outfit, white patent leather shoes, matching bloomers and give us a show. We will invite our friends over, snicker and giggle and most importantly, snap lots of pictures to share with the world. You can serve us food and drinks and take care of our every whim because we are so much better than you. So many things you can do for us. Wipe our asses; rub our feet;  paint our toes; clean our houses; pick up the dog poo in the yard; clean the cat litter….. You should just feel honored to have any place in our lives worthless pig.

Second, you can be our personal slave, and by extension, the slave of the real men lucky enough to fuck us. This might mean sucking cock, taking one in your back door pussy, or cleaning out the cum in our lovely holes. Likely all of the above. Let’s be honest. We both know it would be a privilege for you, just like it is for Goddess Levi’s sissy fairy fag, to taste the cum of a real man. Added bonus that you get to be that close to a hot body. It is the only way you can see this fine ass naked. I sure as hell would never let a pathetic loser see me naked. I have standards.

Third, you can spoil us. I mean if you can’t spoil us with your dick, you can at least spoil us with your wallet. Women like Goddess Levi and myself, love spa days, beach trips, designer shoes and handbags, fine jewelry… We should never have to pay for the luxuries in our lives. That’s why we have sissy fag fairies like you. You get the picture. Pampering a Goddess is all the reward you need.

There are many other ways you can be entertainment fodder for Goddesses. Small dick losers, sissy fairy fags, pathetic little babies, twirling mother fuckers…..all make us laugh. And since you can NEVER make us cum, you might as well make us and our friends laugh.

A Cock So Big I Was His Bitch

I have a new real man who calls me. He understands what I need and his 9 inch cock that is coke bottle thick guarantees him I am his WHORE. I am a switch hitter.  If you got a small dick, you are my bitch. If you got a nice big one, well I am YOUR bitch. And, I was not only his bitch, but his little breeding whore. You see when a man has a real cock, his sperm is potent and can knock thirty bitches up with one load. My new stud pounded my pussy and ass the way I deserve to be pounded. I was begging for him to knock me up. I was screaming for his baby batter. This world needs more hot bitches and more well hung studs. We have enough tint dick losers. My pussy was hungry for his cock and for his spunk. I am a greedy whore for a big dick. He made it clear that he owned my pussy. That my pussy was his private vessel to drop his seed into whenever he wanted. He wants to breed me.  I can’t blame him. I am a pretty bitch; I would breed more pretty bitches.

I cannot begin to stress how important size is to me. I am a goddess and I know what I need. My new stud knows what I need. His divine rod in all my fucking holes filling me up with his cum. I am a hot bitch and I will not settle for less than I deserve. I need more studs to take control of me, fuck  me  like the bitch in heat that I am. Are you worthy enough to impregnate me?

 

Don’t Delude Yourself Loser, Size Does Matter

Hey there tiny dick loser. Look at my hot body. You know you want me. But guess what? You don’t deserve me. I am way too hot for you, LOSER. That’s right, my Pomeranian has a bigger package than you. Hell, my clit gets bigger than your dick when a real man is working it. And you are correct, you are not a man. A man has a cock, not a clit stick.  A man makes a woman cum, not squint and laugh. A real man can get it up without the help of a pretty blue pill. A real man can fuck a woman all night long with minimal down time.  Areal man can fuck in any position because his dick won’t fall out of my pussy. A real man can cover me in cum. A real man can give me something I can feel.

I do not understand women who say size doesn’t matter. Size is the only  thing that matters. I can’t wait to laugh at you; reject you; make you beg and plead ; dress you up; force you to suck cock; deny you; humiliate you; maybe even fuck you in your back door pussy.

If you got a tiny dick, you better not call to fuck me.  Access to my hot holes will be denied to anyone with less than 8 inches of solid meat. Know your place loser. And that would be being my sissy, my slave, my cuckold, my pet, my bitch, my fluffer, my clean up boy….

A Cock So Big It Was Worth Physical Labor

I am not one for physical labor. About the only heavy lifting I wanna do involves a nice big cock. A few years ago, however, there was this well hung farmer whose attention I was trying to get. He was impervious to my beauty and charm. He was friends with my brother who had seen him naked at the gym and said he had the biggest cock for a white guy he had ever seen. My brother is a procurer of big dick for me; so he knows what I want and need. This farmer was single, so I honestly thought it would be as easy as saying, “wanna fuck.” He made me work for his cock, literally work for it.

I spent a weekend on his farm baling hay. Now that shit is not easy.  First you got to rake the hay, then you got to tedder it, then you got to bundle it. Those bales of hay, even the small ones my farmer used for his horses were like 75 lbs. I worked like 15 hours a day for just a few bales of hay. I really got a good work out and a better appreciation  for farm life. It’s not for me. But farmer cock is for me. OMG he did have a huge one. On the last night I was at his farm, he let me use his Jacuzzi to work out the kinks. And I had some kinks. He surprised me by joining me in the hot tub. Said he appreciated a woman who was not afraid of a little manual labor. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I did it only for the nookie.

When he let his robe drop to get in the hot tub and  I saw his foot long cock, I wished my brother and husband were there to watch me take the biggest white dick I had ever seen. My brother is my sissy, my husband is my cuckold and they are both my fluffers! This cock required extra mouths and hands. I did my best to get it all the way in my mouth , but he was really too big. He was so big that soft he looked hard.  I did need my fluffers. They would have enjoyed guiding his shaft into my pussy too. When my farmer boy fucked me it felt so amazing. I mean he hit my cervix in a painful way because he was that big but it was a hurt so good kind of pain. Honestly, I had never been fucked like that before . All sorts of positions we could get into because he had a monster cock. At some times, it felt like I was getting fucked and giving head simultaneously  to give you an idea of how big his dick felt inside me.

The next morning, I woke up in his arms and I was sore all over. Not sure if from the physical labor of baling hay or fucking a monster cock. Likely a mixture of both. I enjoyed telling my brother and husband about the man I had that was 4 times the man either of them could ever hope to be. I decided not to shower before I returned home so my husband could clean me up and see for himself what a man I fucked. The only cock ever worth manual labor.

Do you have a cock worthy of manual labor? Or do you a little prick that belongs in my panties?