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Fist Fucking Fun

There are always lots of family and friends around during the holidays. we party hard and fuck harder. Dear old Uncle Willie is one of my favorites. My pussy always gets wet when I hear his voice because I know before he leaves he is going to get every female in the house, young and old and see how much he can stuff in their pussy and ass. He is obsessed with fist fucking and loves to see how much more we can take then we did at the last family gathering. I always use my big dildo, “Big Ben” (named after one of my favorite fuck friends) to make sure my pussy is ready for him when I know he is cumming over. I love when he pushes his hand deeper into my cunt stretching my pussy to the max. He always hits the pussy first and the ass next going from one of us to the next like a fist fucking train. He lets us each know how we did and if we have improved and then gives us instructions on what we can stick up our holes to be ready for his next visit. he is truly a hoot and a lot of fun to play with!

I Love FUI (Fucking Under the Influence)

hot phonesex alanzaThere is nothing better then getting fucking drunker then hell and fucking all night long. I am a freak sober or drunk, but I love a good drunk fuck.
Most girls do all kinds of things when you get them drunk from flashing their tits to giving you head at the bar.
But get a bitch sloppy drunk and all kinds of things can happen We both know that when you get a girl drunk you can get her to do things she wouldn’t normally do. Like talking her into fucking you and letting her girlfriend join in. You know,  that one hottie that always teases you and there is nothing you can do about it? Fuck them both under the influence.                                                                                hot phonesex beer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
And what about the fact that your cock has always wanted to be deep in that tight little ass of hers but she will never give in? When you fuck her under the influence she will give you that sweet little hole and like it. You can fill her up with that hot cum!
Or how about the fact that she will never swallow that load of yours. Fuck her under the influence and watch her drink from your fountain, swallowing every drop with pleasure!
Yes there is nothing like getting super fucking drunk and fucking all night long. So go ahead and fuck under the influence, it isn’t illegal, yet!

Santa Baby….

I was asked to play Santa’s helper by a friend of mine yesterday. She had something come up last minute and couldn’t make it. I do not like little ones at all. I am more of a big boy, big cock kinda girl. The thought of all those snotty nosed little brats running around and screaming all day, jacked up on candy canes, chocolate chip cookies and hot cocoa just did not appeal to me. She begged me and promised to pay me back with a night of drinking dancing and fucking in a foursome with two of her biggest cocks and so I finally reluctantly gave in.
I got up and got dressed determined to make the most of this and with a twinkle of mischief in my eye I headed out. After today I would either be at the top of Santa’s nice list or at the top of the naughty one, depending on how Santa felt about what was to come.
I walked into the dressing room in my tench coat and under it I had my own outfit on. I knew I would have to change but I wanted my first impression to be a memorable one.
In my purse I had a bottle of Brandy which I knew I would need to make it though this day.
I heard the door open followed by heavy footsteps and out of the corner of my eye, I could see that Santa had arrived. I let my coat fall open and turned around in one swift move, pretending to be surprise and  startled. Santa got an eye full and I could tell by the bulge in his pants that he was pleased. I giggled and played it off, it definitely broke the ice.
I was surprise when he admitted to keeping something to drink on him to in order to get through the day. We laughed and had a toast, or two or three.
He gave me an outfit and asked if I would leave mine on underneath. He asked if I would give him a flash here and there over the course of the day, and I agreed with a sly smile on my face.
We were almost ready to go. The day went well with us getting drunk as fucking hell and flashing each other all day long. I remember thinking if Santa was like this when I was a little girl. Smiling at the thought of his cock getting hard as I wiggled around in his lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas.
By the end of the day we were like old friends and he invited me out for a few drinks, insisting that we stay in costume because it had it’s perks. Discounts and even free drinks bought by big boys and girls that would want to sit in our laps and find out if they had been naughty or nice.
As we walked down the street, already drunk, Santa asked if I would flash him on the street. “You first” I giggled. And to my surprise he flashed everyone on the street.
While the faces of the passers by were filled with shock and surprise, I couldn’t stop laughing.
Santa himself was at the top of the naughty list!
We drank late into the night and fucked even later into the night. And the bonus….I still get my foursome with my friend.
This wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be!

We Named Ours “Dick”

Everyone is getting the damned Elf on a Shelf and of course the little ones in the family wanted one too. They wanted me to go get the damned thing. They bugged me and bugged me until I gave in and went and got the thing. I decided right then that I was going to name him Dick. I have had more fun with this lame ass elf on the shelf. I would love to be a fly on the wall at their school when they share what our elf is doing. They woke up to Dick jerking off to porn the first day. The look on their faces was priceless. After they went to school I watched porn with Dick and masturbated too. The next day they caught him drinking a bottle of wine, the drunk bastard. After they went to school of course I had to help Dick finish the bottle. My mind was racing and the ideas kept coming. I was actually getting off on this shit. The next day they woke up to Dick snorting coke….oh my fucking goodness this shit is fun! After they left for school I helped Dick finish up the coke. Today they got up and Dick was in the fruit bowl pretending his cock was a huge banana. After they left for school I fucked myself with that fucking banana. I cant wait to see what tomorrow brings! Who knew Dick could be so much fun?

Drive By Fucking

 

This is going to be a great game. My pussy is so fucking wet already. You know we have to be a bunch of drinking partying mother fuckers to come up with shit like this. We are going to tie a bitch to the front of the van, then we are going to take turns fucking her. We have this super cool double headed dildo for the chicks to use and of course the guys have their own cocks to use. I can’t fucking wait for my shot at using the double headed dildo on the first girl. But I really can’t wait for it to be my turn to get tied to the van and have a nice big train roll in and out of my ass and pussy. We are already getting drunk enough that I have heard a couple people suggest fucking while someone drives the van around the field we are partying in. I am not sure how that will work out or if we can pull it off, but hey this crazy ass bunch will try anything. Let’s hope this one doesn’t land us in the emergency room, of course it wouldn’t be the first time.

Squeaky Clean

So we are all sitting around partying and having a great time. People are starting to take their clothes off and letting our freak flags fly. The night is young and the fun is just beginning with hot wet pussy and hard ass dicks. It isn’t unusual during our parties fort he chicks to end up together with a guy in the middle of them. The guys we hang with love being sandwiched in between two chicks. I have been double teamed by two guys before, interested in fucking the shit out of me. But I have often wondered what it would be to be on the reverse of two chicks into each other with a guy in the middle and make it two guys into each other with me in the middle. Little did I know that tonight was going to be my lucky night. I just so happened to have to go to the bathroom and the one in the hall was in use by several people at one time. So I slid off to the other bathroom in the bed room and there they were in the tub, kissing cousins getting squeaky clean together. They paid me no attention and continued making out while I took a piss, but when I was done I made sure they acknowledged my presence. I took off my clothes and stuck my head in between them licking their throbbing dicks that were touching while they were making out. It was the hottest fucking thing I have ever done. We didn’t re join the party for some time and promised to keep our little threesome a secret for now.

Bucket Orgy

We had one of the coolest fucking orgies ever last night. A whole shit load of horny ass people showed up and the fact that we partied till the sun came up.
the first thing w noticed when we walked in was a blue bucket sitting on a end table in the middle of the room with a sign that said “Cum Bucket” on it.
It was explained that every time a man came he had to cum some in the bucket. It was also explained that the first person to puke, male or female from partying, would have to drink all the cum from the bucket that had been accumulated. Then they would start filling it up again for the next poor slob that couldn’t handle his or her liquor and it would be their turn to drink
I love cum so much that the thought crossed my mind several times to puke on purpose just so I could guzzle down that bucket of jizz.
We did have a great night and a lot of dudes and chicks ended up with bellies full of cum.

It’s Time To Party

What is better then sex, drugs and rock and roll? Nothing…this party animal is about to get fucked up and get you fucked up right along with me. I love it when you snort coke off my body and then let me snort he shit off your rock hard cock. We can fuck all night long when we are getting high and that my friend is a banging good time! Turn the music up, feel it vibrate your whole body, it feels so fucking sexy! Let’s do body shots and get drunk as hell while licking and sucking booze off each others body. You name the fucking drug and I am down with doing it with you. Uppers, downers, pills, smoke, shooting up, it doesn’t fucking matter! Anything to intensify the feelings of being touched and fucked and to alter my minds perception of reality. So what are you waiting for lets just get fucked up and fuck each others brains out.

National Nut Day

I can’t help changing National Nut day into a perverted holiday all of my own. I know it is meant to celebrate nuts that you eat but I have made it the day I honor and worship the nuts between your legs. I have kept my mouth full of sweaty, salty nuts all day and I don’t intend on stopping or slowing down any time soon. I love the feel and taste of heavy, cum filled nuts in my mouth, on my chin or pounding my pussy while they get ready to fill me up with their wonderful, thick, surprise. I can’t help but love the feel of hot, thick sperm coating the back of my throat as I swallow every delicious drop. And the feeling when it is shot deep into my pussy as it hits the inside walls and oozes out while that cock continues to pound away at me is just more then I can take. The idea of worshiping, caressing, and catering to you and your nuts all day long on this special holiday makes me wet before the day even begins and all I want to do is enjoy every second of it. Perhaps I will make tomorrow National Left Over Nuts day and get all the ones that I didn’t  have time for today!

Put Your Mouth Where My Pussy Is

It’s Friday night and I am so ready to party and get fucked. What would you give me for some of this wet, hot pussy? Would you buy me anything I want? Get me nice and fucked up and then fuck my brains out? Would you keep me all to yourself or share me with your friends? Or would you rather me invite a bunch of my party girls over and get us all fucked up so we could fuck your brains out? Personally I believe the more the merrier, big dicks, little dicks, big tits, little tits, lots of drinking lots of drugs and lots and lots of wild and crazy mind blowing fucking. I love sharing a huge cock with my girls, all our mouths on it at the same time. And I really love sitting on a face, having a tongue deep inside me while one of my girls rides a dick all the way home so we can all lick and suck the cum out of her tight pussy. If you love to party as much as we do, if you love to fuck as much as we do, if your kinky and have no inhibitions, then tonight might just be your lucky night. Who knows what wild shit we can get into together?