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BBW Phone Sex: A Sexy Encounter with an Ex

I had a job interview today for The Tilted Kilt, a chain bar like Hooters; they are looking for hostesses. I figured this would be some nice extra cash and another way to meet hot eligible bachelors. I put on a cute but upscale slutty outfit and head downtown. When I got there, I was greeted by a girl I went to college with. It is such a small world. Her husband is the manager of the local Tilted Kilt. She said he does all the hiring but she  helps with the application process. She is a buxom, curvy gal like myself. I always thought she was hot. In fact I had a girl crush on her in college.

After we caught up a bit and I filled out the application and answered a few questions, she signaled her husband to come out to finish the interview process. My jaw just about fell open when I realized she was married to one of my ex boyfriends. Big Jim I called him. Not the brightest bulb around, but one of the biggest. It was hard to imagine him settling down; monogamy was never his strong suit. He was a player. I guess Rebecca was able to tame that beast. I did worry, however, that my application would not be considered now. Big Jim and I did not part on good terms. When I caught him cheating with my then BFF, I sorta pulled a Carrie Underwood on him and took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. In fact I think there is a warrant out for my arrest still for destroying his new BMW.

When he came out, I thought it would be awkward, horrible, maybe even violent. But it wasn’t. Big Jim recognized me of course. We had dated for almost a year. But, he apologized. Said he was a changed man. Rebecca had tamed him. I looked at her and said “impressive, he is a hard beast to tame.” I asked her secret. She undid her blouse and revealed even bigger titties than mine! Then she grabbed me and kissed me long and hard. I was a bit shocked. I mean I had a crush on her in college, but here she was married to my ex boyfriend who potentially could be my new boss. But my pussy was dripping. I looked at Big Jim and he had his cock out and was stroking it.

Rebecca went over and locked the door, came back and said” I keep him faithful by letting him watch me with the beautiful girls he can’t have.”  I was in shock. I mean technically he had me, but didn’t want to keep me, and now he had my girl crush and what she was suggesting was so hot to me. She started undressing me. She had me sit on the pool table naked. She then took the pool stick and teased my whole body; she used it under my boobs, to caress my body , then she fucked my pussy with the first 10 or so inches of that pool stick while her hubby, my ex jacked his huge cock. I came so hard too that I squirted on the pool table.

I had to return the favor. I undressed her. I laid her down on the table and  licked every inch of her. She has a plump juicy cunt. Smooth, tasty and very wet. I made her cum on my face, but I was not satisfied with just making cum once. I grabbed a pool ball and pressed it on her clit and rubbed it around while I sucked on her tit until she cam hard again. I did that with all the pool balls. That’s 12 orgasms, well 13 if you count the cue ball. I looked at Big Jim with every cum I gave his hot horny wife.  He shot like 4 loads. We all came a lot.

I am not sure if I got the job or not, but I did get to satisfy an old crush, make up of sorts with an ex I was wasting energy on loathing still, find out I am not gonna ever be arrested for destroying a car and cum several times. Sometimes running in to an ex can be a pleasant surprise.

That’s The Way I Like It

We all have our favorite sexual positions and things that turn us on and keep us cumming. Besides having a hard cock between my big, soft tits and cum squirting all over my face, my favorite position is just like this. That is right, face down, ass up, that’s the way I like to fuck. I love the fact that when my face is down, my back is arched and my ass is high in the air, you can ram that dick balls deep in my hot and juicy pussy for maximum penetration. I love to have you fuck me hard and deep and just beat the shit out of my pussy making it so wet that my juices are flowing down the insides of my thick and beautiful thighs. My pussy gets nice and juicy long before I cum in spasms, tightening around your hard cock and milking it of your jizz.

Titty Fucking Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Cum on My Tits

So my friend has this cute foreign guy staying with her for a month. He barely speaks English, but she said she walked in on him by accident in the bathroom the other morning and it appeared he was pretty hung for a short guy. Well of course I have been obsessing over it since she told me, so I decided to come by for breakfast. I do like some big cock. He was sitting on the couch reading a newspaper. I was wearing a slutty but hot outfit to show off my huge tits and catch his attention. He seemed impervious to my boobs. A one eyed old monkey with cataracts notices my tits. WTF? Well I yanked that newspaper right outta his hand and thrust my tits in his face, then pulled my top down so they were dangling in his face. I then motor boated him until I saw the bulge in his pants. Oh my, my friend might be on to something. While still buried in my plump big natural breasts, I unzipped his pants and out popped a pleasant surprise. He did have a nice cock. At this point he was working with me. He didn’t understand the words that were coming out of my mouth, but he understood my actions. Actions do speak louder than words.

Before long my mouth was devouring his thick shaft and I needed both hands to hold onto that  thing. I was bobbing up and down his member  and playing with my juicy twat at the same time. I was so wet too. He started guiding his cock to my tits. I knew what that meant. He wanted titty fucked. He needed my boobs. Well I do have the perfect titties for fucking! I grabbed a boob in each hand, wrapped them around his cock and sucked him  using my tits to help! His cock didn’t even get lost in my natural 40 EEs. Didn’t take long before his balls got tight and a load shot all over my boobs and face. Big load too. Yummy load. Gosh I love being covered in cum. I am a cum slut jizz junkie at heart. That was the protein shake I needed this morning. The language of fucking is universal.

Cum Facial for Your Phonesex Slut

I woke up today craving a cum facial. There is nothing more erotic than feeling your cock slime all over my pretty face. I will make you a deal — you can fuck my tits and then fuck my mouth, if you cum on my face? Mmmmm sounds like a perfect deal to me. Get over here and let me lube up that fine cock of yours. Now I will press my breasts around it as you long stroke my tits, teasing my mouth with the tip of your huge dick.

I get a taste of your pre-cum on my lips and it makes my pussy soooo wet. But no pussy for you today, Baby, you promised to fuck my face and then serve your jism onto my face. Keep fucking my tits until your cock turns purple and my nipples could cut diamonds. Now it time for me to swallow your prick and deepthroat you like only your girl Brandy can! Jam that dick in my mouth, and make my eyes water as I choke on your penis. Show me no mercy you fucking stud. Show me how a man fucks a woman’s mouth.

I can feel you getting harder and harder and I can’t wait for your your huge load to get spewed all over my face. That’s right, fuck my mouth, fuck my throat, get that cum built up so it shoots our like magic bullets. I stroke you squeezing tight as you pull out and grab my hair and pull my head back. Spray my face, mouth open, tongue out. Oh fuck yes, cum all over me, its sweet taste in my mouth and swet texture on my skin, smearing my makeup and blending with my tears. I rub it into my skin as you jerkthe last few drops all over my face. Thank you for my facial, may I have another?

Sex Toy Phone Sex Twist

I decided to go to an auction last night. I really didn’t think that there would be anything that I would want to buy. But I thought it would be fun and different to go hang out. It was close to the end of the auction when these wonderfully different and delightful toys came up for auction. All hand carved, all made of marble and all unique and interesting. I had to have them and the bidding began. I only had one competitor that tried to out bid me and she was a matronly looking woman. What in the world was she going to do with them? Likely put them on a shelf for display?! There was no way I was going to let these toys get away form me only to sit on a shelf somewhere and collect dust when I could take them home and cover them in my milky, creamy cum every night. Just the thought of stuffing them in my tight, wet and waiting pussy was driving me wild, With each bid my pussy got wetter and I could feel my panties getting soaking wet at the thought of feeling the cold, carved marble entering me and bringing me pleasure. Finally she stopped bidding and they were mine! I couldn’t wait to get them home and start fucking myself. They did not disappoint me at all and I fucked each and every one of them before falling fast a sleep.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: My First Bald Beaver

A few years ago, my BFF told me my pussy was ugly. She said no guy wants to lick a hairy snatch; no girl either. Well, I was upset thinking that I was losing out on cock because I had some girl fur. I had thought men were not interested me once they saw me naked because I had saggy tits or a big butt or even a little cellulite on my thighs. At that point in my life, I was insecure about my curves. I considered myself fat. Being the kick ass friend she was, she arranged for her “personal landscaper” to come to my house. I was nervous. I mean hot wax on my pussy? That sounded painful.  I was so nervous I even shaved my cunt a bit to trim it up for the groomer. How funny was that? Turns out that was a bad idea because the more hair you have on your twat, the easier it is to pull the hair from the root. Well, I downed a bottle of wine, and my bestie took pics for special memory book. The pain wasn’t that bad. I fucking loved my new bald look. So smooth and pretty. Showed off my plump pussy lips very well too. I actually found the whole thing so hot, that I masturbated.  Right there for my BFF and her spa lady to see. That was the first time I ever had a woman  lick my pussy too. The girls wanted me to see how much better it feels to be licked on when have a smooth canvas. It felt so good, that not a week goes by now that I don’t indulge in some girl on girl action. Women eat the best pussy.

My BFF was right too. The problem with men backing out on fucking me once I was naked had nothing to do with my body type. It was my hairy beaver. Many guys like to see pretty swollen puffy pink lips while fucking. Plus, when my bald cunt is filled with cum, it looks so much prettier. My confidence soared. I rock my curves. I get a Brazilian wax every 3 weeks now like clockwork. And I  get cock daily. I’m not fat; I’m phat! And forever grateful to my best friend for teaching me the joys of a bald pussy.  She changed my life!

Gang Bang Phone Sex with Glenda: Good Will Humping

I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.

When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it.  After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though.  We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”

After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department.  I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.”  Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!

I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out.  I got down on my knees and told them to line up for  the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open.  A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun.  I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.

 

Chubby Love

He can’t get enough of my soft, sweet, sexy chubbiness. He loves to have me smother his face with all the folds of my chunky pussy, rubbing it back and forth, nearly suffocating him. The harder it is for him to breath with my soft, wet flesh covering his mouth and nose, the harder his dick gets and the faster he fucks me with his mouth. He will lay me down and bury his face between the folds of my belly, moaning and pushing farther into their depths, while he humps my leg with his aching cock. There are many times that he never actually sticks his dick in between the folds of my wet pussy. Still he cums over and over again with long, strong spurts that leave him shaking and weak. He never leaves me wanting, even if he doesn’t actually fuck me with his cock. He knows how to make me cum with out using his man tool. It is always very satisfying for both of us. Laying together when we are done, our bodies wet with a mixture of sticky cum and salty sweat, we fall fast asleep. For now.

Topless Car Wash with Glenda: Using My Big Natural Sponges for $$$$

I woke up this morning and discovered that I had somehow overdrawn my bank account. I thought to myself, how can I make some fast cash legally? Then I saw myself in the mirror and was like duh Glenda. Use what God gave you. See I have two very natural big money makers. It was a gorgeous sun shining day and perfect for a topless car wash. I quickly posted an ad on Craigslist: “Hooters girl giving topless car washes for charity today only.” Of course the charity is me. I have a few sprawling acres so some privacy and plenty of room for lots of cars. I put on some daisy dukes and a white wife beater with no bra, gathered up some buckets and sponges and some very pretty smelling soap. When I got outside, I was surprised to see a ton of cars already lined up. This wasn’t my first car wash, but looked like advertising it as topless brought a whole new crowd.

I have natural huge sponges that I use to wash cars with-my special signature wash I call it. I offered $50 car washes to watch me wash a car topless using my tits as sponges and $100 for the deluxe treatment which started with me spraying myself with water like I was in a wet-tee shirt contest and washing cars completely naked. And, for $200 men could watch me masturbate on the hood of their car or truck while washing the car with my ass as I sat on sponges. I’d even wax the car with my tits. I called this my “Rose Royce Car Wash Double Deluxe package.” No surprise most of my customers ordered the DD package. I made almost $3,000 dollars today. Not bad for waking up $75 over drawn. Not gonna lie, some of my customers were very hot and got some special treatment: titty fucking my big natural soapy sponges. Any cum that ended up on the car or truck, either got licked up by me, or buffered off with my ass! I love that fact that guys will spend good money just to gaze at my beautiful big curves.

At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Cum on y’all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those boys never seem to stop cumming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin’ machines humming
(Work and work) My titties on your bone
(Work and work) Keep it up, I can’t wait till it’s time to go fucking

Do you need a special double deluxe package today? I can’t seem to stop playing with my pussy and sucking on my titties. Obviously, I need to masturbate some more. Sure those guys got to watch me, but you can always hear me!!!

Roleplay Phone Sex with BBW Glenda: Naughty Nurse

Roleplay phone sex I find very hot because it allows me to be creative with my naughty fantasies. I recently had the chance to do a live roleplay of one of my longtime fantasies with a well endowed friend of mine. I told him I always wanted to be a naughty nurse giving a patient a very special exam. Turns out he always fantasized about a hot, voluptuous nurse giving him a prostate exam. And, he could make our roleplay even hotter and more realistic because he had access to his brother’s exam room who is a neurologist. I put on my naughty nurse outfit for him and when we got to the office we went into our characters. He waited outside in the waiting room, and I came out and asked for “Mr. Nowlan.” He came into the room with me and I asked him to undress and slip into a gown and leave the back open. He went behind the partition as instructed, but began to talk all nervous like. “Are you sure this okay? I’ve never had a prostate exam from a nurse before. What if I get hard? I mean you are really beautiful,” he said. I explained getting hard was a natural reaction to having a finger in your rectum. And, I added, the male G-spot is actually in the ass, which is why so many men, gay and straight, enjoy anal sex. He emerges from behind the curtain with a sheepish grin and an obvious hard on. He apologizes profusely, but I can’t take my eyes off of the gown because he is so hard and so huge. I tell him not to worry; I am a professional and have seen lots of guys get hard. Truth be told though, I’m wet and all worked up because his cock is so big.

I instruct him to bend over the table, spread his legs slightly and relax. I press my body up against him from behind, my nipples erect. I then slide a finger up his rectum. I hear him gasp, and I whisper in his ear, “It’s okay, this is just procedure.” He turns around and I push him on to the table and begin stroking his cock. I say, I need a semen sample for the lab. I begin milking his cock. At first I am using my hands, then my tits, and then finally I slide a finger back up his ass to get him to cum. I assure him this is just the lengths some nurse are willing to go for special patients. I tell him it I need to make sure his penis is in working order, so I fall to my knees and begin to suck it. I say, if it’s a great healthy penis, it will be able to ejaculate a second time and will taste a certain way. He tries to grab my breasts, which are now exposed, but I explain my lack of clothing is just to facilitate a nice visual to help him ejaculate but that this exam was about him, not me. I milk a second sample out of him and tell him he appears to be in tip top shape with a very well working penis.

By this time, my cunt was dripping down my thigh from such a hot naughty roleplay. My friend was also wicked horny and he had already cum twice. We fucked like rabbits for a couple hours in his brother’s exam room. I love all kinds of roleplays. I am a creative phone whore, so whatever your hot roleplay scenario, I promise you creativity, enthusiasm and a wet pussy.