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The Good Old Days

Some of my fondest memories are of sitting around our old black and white TV and watching shows as a family. You wouldn’t think that that was kinky in any way but I have always been a naughty girl and I could make everything we did into a special kind of kinky just for me. My pussy is getting wet just thinking about sharing this with you so I hope you like it as much as I did when I was younger and still do now. Sit back while I caress this hot, wet pussy and tell you all about it. My two favorite shows were I Dream of Jeanie and Bewitched. I would go in my room at night and close the door. Reaching my hand into my panties and stroking my kitty cat I would imagine all that I could do with the the powers that these two beautiful blonde babes had. Jeanie’s skimpy little two piece outfit made me want to lick her from head to toe every time the show came on. But I would fantasize how I could turn any man into the man of my dreams. Blinking my eyes or twitching my nose and making him the perfect pussy eating machine. Or giving him a huge dick on his chin so he could fuck my hole while sucking my clit. Making him know just how to suck these huge tits of mine, just when to lick, when to suck, when to nibble and just how hard or soft to make me cum without his cock inside me. The fantasies I created in my room would make me cum so hard it was hard not to cry out with my parents in the next room. To this day I wish I had the power that Jeanie and Samantha had to make men my very own dream lovers. Sensual domination and he would never even know what was happening to him! What a fantasy!

Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda

One of the perks of being a full figured beauty, is having natural full figured boobies. They are such an asset to my life. Like the silver lining in not being a size 6. But honestly, I don’t care about being skinny. I rock my body and my curves. This morning, for example, I may have lost sight of how fast I was going as I was jamming out to some Tom Petty on the radio. Next thing I know, I see sirens in my rear view window. Oops me bad. Officer Hottie asks me if I know how fast I was going.

Why do they always ask that? If I knew that, you wouldn’t have pulled me over. I smile and apologize, but it is clear he is intent on writing that ticket, so I take off my jacket, revealing ample cleavage and I sigh. The sigh makes my boobs heave and always get the right kind of attention. Officer Hottie took off his sunglasses, always a good sign, and looked straight at my chest. I did the little subtle, shirt tug so a boob popped out.

I could see the outline of his fat cock through his pants. I looked at him and said, “Maybe I can help you and you help me?” I then unzipped his pants, releasing his trouser snake and sucked him off.  I even put it in between my big tits and let him cum on my face. Worth it to get out of $150 a reckless driving charge plus the points on my license. I have no shame. If I can use my boobs to my advantage, why not, right?

Special Gummie Bears and Titty Fucking

This guy friend of mine and I were sitting around eating special gummie bears a friend smuggled back from Colorado for me. THC infused candy is quite yummy. Well, I get high all the time, but never had anything quite this pure. Wow. Jim and I started getting silly, slap happy silly. Somehow we got on the topic of cartoon characters  we would fuck. I was all about  Ned Flanders from The Simpsons with his 70s porn-stache. Jim was all about Lois from Family Guy. He went on and on about her body and how much he has spanked to her image thinking of titty fucking her.

Titty fucking Lois? Well no way she had bigger jugs than I did. I whipped mine out  and asked if in his sex dreams Lois had boobs like mine. He started drooling. I said why not titty fuck me? I said he could even call me Lois. He said I could call him Ned. I pulled  out Ned’s big cock and put it in between Lois’s huge knockers. I let him slide in and out of those huge breasts and sucked the head of his throbbing cock. Felt so good to push them jugs together with his dick thrusting in and out of them . He came good on my tits too. I licked it all up. Never let cum go to waste.

We were so high.  He even inserted some of those special gummies in my pussy. And decided to see what Lois’s snatch tasted like. My cunt was dripping wet. Ned had a pretty nice cock for a cartoon character. He said those gummies tasted even better smothered in Lois’s honey. I even ate a few of my cum drenched special gummie bears. Got high all over again and let Ned titty fuck me again. This time he shot his load all over my face. I looked like someone had spilled milk in my face.

God love legalized marijuana. In states where it’s legal, the shit is so good you would titty fuck a cartoon character. I love fucking when I am high. The only problem is when I am fucked up, I have absolutely no sensor, no inhibitions, no limits. Let’s get fucked up together and push each other’s boundaries.

BBW DP Whore At the Bar

After a long stressful week at work I decided to go to the bar with my girlfriend Nina for some food and a few drinks at a neighborhood bar.
We wanted to dress the part we both wore our sluts Friday’s best because we knew that we can repent as sinners do on Sundays just like all of the other sluts sinning all weekend do.

As we walked in the bar the presence of smoke and beer filled the air and all eyes turned feeling the passion and lust for us. We both are in our high heels and very low cut tops and skirts that gave you just a peek of what we had to offer.

We both sat on the high bar chairs and as I did my skirt is hiked up over my legs so they can see my black thigh highs almost up to my black satin panties. I ordered an Appletini and my friend ordered a Long Island Iced Tea.

A few handsome guys approach us and ask what our names are, two were white and one was black, we introduced ourselves, they asked us if we frequent in the bar a lot we said occasionally and we are out looking to unwind and have fun from a long hard week.

After a few drinks we both got a little bit tipsy and loose and as busty as we were started to fall out of our shirts and flirt a little. My friend and I usually get very horny and very hot when we drink alcohol.

I get up on the bar and do a table dance and my friend Nina joins me, soon enough the table dance turns into a hot sensuous lesbian session with both of us kissing and fondling up a storm of our of our bodies and start to take our clothes off and start to have sex with each other in the middle of the bar with the men and women patrons watching and starting to participate.

Nina puts her fingers in my tight pussy and starts to pump them in and out as her tongue licks my hard flesh of a clitoris and sucks on my love button as she flicks her tongue wildly against it as I start to buck in pleasure.

As men were leaving the bar to go back to their cars they would bring back rope and make signs and hang it around our necks and writes on it “FREE FUCK”. All the men would gather around and line up to take turns on both my friend and I and get lucky.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Midnight Chunky Dunk

So every knows what skinny dipping is, right? Well look at me; I don’t skinny dip. What I do is called chunky dunk. And I love it because I embrace my big beautiful curves. I am proud of my big boobs and big tits. Now,  although I love to show off my assets, I recognize that there is a time and place to show them. I was with my sister and her offspring last summer at this little secluded beach resort. One night, after every was asleep, I snuck out for a little chunky dunk. I love the feel of waves crashing around my ample naked body. I was under the moonlight, rubbing my hands all over my naked body, enjoying the waves splash on me. I was alone, so I decided to rub my clit has the waves crashed against me. I could feel cool sand under my feet, feel the glow of the moon shining on me… I was in a private oasis. Wrong.

When I turned around, I saw a boat, no not a boat, a ship with a ton of old folks standing on the deck with binoculars watching me. Apparently some senior citizen Moonlight cruise. Old men were getting wood in their drawers because of me. I may have dang well given someone with a bad ticker a heart attack.  I started to feel bad that I was giving the geriatric population a free sex show, but when I saw them waving and snapping pictures I knew they were enjoying seeing some  bouncy titties and taut flesh. Maybe me getting caught was a good thing. My embarrassment didn’t last long when I saw Cocoon Gang adjusting their pants on the deck. I’m better than Viagra. Maybe I need to start volunteering at my local old folk’s home!

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Glenda: Wanna Hear My Wet Pussy?

Ever since I can remember, I have been masturbating. I love self love! When I was a younger girl, I use to get off crossing my legs and shaking my leg up and down. I know you have seen girls, even young ones doing that. They do it because it causes friction on their clit and it feels awesome. When I first came that way, I thought I peed my panties. I was so young I did not even know what an orgasm was yet. But I did know it felt good and I wanted to keep recreating that sensation. I rubbed myself on this huge life size Pink Panther stuffed animal I had too. I got right on top of it and rubbed my little clitty up and down until I made a mess. For many years that Pink Panther stuffed animal was my very best friend if you know what  mean. Then I graduated to the shower massage. Then, I discovered my fingers and toys.

The first thing I ever fucked as in went inside my pussy was a flashlight. After that it was garden vegetables and eventually a dildo. I found one in my mother’s panty drawer snooping around. I know kinda naughty to use your own mother’s dildo, but I was a horny teenager. After I had a dildo in me, I knew I needed cock.  Even though I never have to go without cock, I still love to masturbate. When rubbing my clit, I can cum in less than a minute. I have no self control. I will literally have days where I play with my pussy all day long seeing how many times I can cum. My personal record is 45 times.

Do you jack off like crazy sometimes? I know being a guy you sadly can’t cum like a girl over and over, but I bet you can still make yourself cum a dozen times in a day. What is the strangest way you have ever gotten yourself off?  I’d love to swap masturbation stories and get off together. You let me hear your stroking your cock and I will let you hear me rubbing my wet snatch!

Fun In The Sun

While most of you studs are starting to feel the chill in the air that means winter is right around the corner, it is that time of year for all of the hot Fuckalicious girls. Next week we are all heading to sunny Florida for some fun in the sun on the beach. Of course with all these hot, wet, horny bitches in one place, trouble is on the horizon. We have already paid for the bar to be well stocked and have been shopping for some hot swim suits that barely cover our bodies. This is the time for any of you hunks that think you are man enough to handle more then one of us to give us a call and actually get us all in one place together. We might be in the same room drinking and teasing each other, or on the beach teasing all the guys walking along the sand,  while we work your dick into a frenzy. If your a real good boy we might even watch you on Skype or pull up the picture you e-mail us and gather around it while we all play. There is a game we play every year to see which one of us can get the most cock and to find a man that can handle all of us at once. Most of them only want one or two of us at a time. So if your nice and fucking horny and up to the challenge look us up next week and let us drain your balls like they have never been drained before. Follow us on social media for updates if you dare!

Phone Sex Fetish with Glenda: My Sister’s Dirty Secret

My sister and I got into a little trouble last month. Got pretty drunk and caused some havoc with her ex boyfriend and got arrested for public intoxication. Now we have community service. Don’t get me wrong, I would much rather be cleaning up the highway than spending time in jail. My sister is appalled actually that she has to do this, so afraid of being seen by some one she knows. We are both BBWs, but she is very conservative. She has only been with 3 men in her life, goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican.  I was a bad influence on her last month and got her drunk and suggested we write cheating pig on his Ferrari in lipstick. And now here we are sweating  our big beautiful titties off cleaning up trash.

Today when we were working, I found a guy passed out in a grocery cart behind some trees. OMG he reeked too. Obviously a drunk homeless man. His clothes were tattered and dirty and he had not had a bath probably since Bush was in office. I called my sister over. I mean she is Miss Goody Two Shoes normally so I thought she might know of a shelter that would take him. I was quite shocked at her reaction to him. She wanted to take him home. I’m not talking take him home to offer him a warm meal and hot shower. She wanted to take him home to offer him a warm pussy-hers! I thought I was gonna gag. How in the hell could you want to fuck a dirty old hobo who likely was bacteria ridden and clueless about the true color of his skin as it was caked thick with dirt. Obviously my conservative sister harbors some dark secrets.

Come to find out there is something called hoboeroticism. There are apparently folks out there with a strong sexual attraction to homeless men. Now, I like a dirty old man, but not literally. My sister was mesmerized by this dude. She really does have a dirty secret. She even tried to wake him by rubbing her big old boobs all over him. The woman that yells at me for having one night stands was trying to get jiggy with a foul smelling bum?  Just when I thought I had seen it all. It was like watching a train wreck, I was in shock and awe over what was going on.  She lifted her top up and rubbed her tits all over his face. Her boobs got covered in grime. Gag. Next thing I know she is unzipping his pants and stroking his pecker. I’m like put that down, you don’t know where it has been. I mean seriously would you pick up a half eaten sandwich on the ground and eat it? NO!!!!! I was gonna hurl until I saw the size of that thing.  That hobo had about a foot long cock. Gave new meaning to Hobo with a shotgun. Now, I was tempted, but I couldn’t do it. I offered her some hand wipes and said go for it. My sister needed big dick in a bad way. I would have preferred clean big dick, but to each his own.

At least now that I know my Bible thumping sister is a freak, she can lay off lecturing me on my random hook ups. I could fuck 20 strangers in a night and never come close to getting lice or bed bugs or hell fleas. You think you know someone until you see them going down on a dirty hobo in a shopping cart. Glad to know I can still be shocked. So what strange sex fetish do you have? Bet it doesn’t beat my sister’s!

“Tease Me”

I never thought he was interested in me we had always been friends. So when we met for lunch and he slid his hand up my leg I was caught off guard. But when he leaned in and whispered that he needed to be teased, I was thrilled. We left with out finishing our food. I couldn’t wait to suck his cock so I pulled it out in the car and what I saw was the biggest dick I have ever seen. When he said he hadn’t met a girl that could take it yet I knew it was a challenge I had to take.I showed him how well I know how to tease, making him wait all afternoon to finally let him slide that huge dick in my pussy. When I grabbed his hips and rammed his cock all the way in me it felt so good that I came almost right away and so did he. It was the first time his cock had been balls deep in pussy.