Wet bald pussy sound good to you? It sure did to this handsome guy I hooked up with at a boring Christmas party last night. I’m not going to lie and say something corny like our eyes locked gazes from across the room and it was kismet. I had to pee, the bathroom was occupied, so I went outside to squat behind the garage. Well Bruno was doing the same thing, just peeing against the brick wall. We giggled about it and his eyes went right to my bald beaver. He asked me if my pussy tasted as good as it looked. I suggested he find out for himself. We found an empty bedroom and he got busy between my legs. He had a bald head so I made sure to rub my plump bald cunt up and down it until I squirted all over his head. He knew how to eat some serious pussy. His tongue explored every crevice on my body. Any fat folds, he lifted up and licked. Tongue fucked my asshole and my fat pussy till I was creaming all over his face. I tried to suck his dick; told him he could fuck me, but all he said, was “Merry Christmas,” and left. Suddenly the party was not so boring!
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All You Want for Xmas…
All you want for Xmas is my two big titties. I know they occupy your thoughts throughout the day. You can’t wait to get home to your favorite BBW and these huge jugs of all natural flesh that make your cock hard enough to cut diamonds. I love sending you pictures on your phone throughout the day of my nipples and tits and short little videos of them bouncing. I know your dick gets hard under your desk at work and you can’t get up until you can peel your eyes away.
I will be waiting for you when you walk through that front door with two big presents for you – and when you’re done playing with the left one you can play with the right. Squeezing them and groping them and worshiping my huge mountains of love that are all yours. I want you to put your face between them and lick my chest so you can taste every pound of flesh.
Then slide your dick up where they are wet with your spit and start fucking these tits like a real man does. Only a cock like yours can take on tits like mine and that’s how we found each other. I can feel the cum building up inside your balls and I know I will get to feel that cock in my tight cunt while you continue to squeeze and kiss my boobies. Sometimes I wonder if its me you adore, or just my tits – and then I realize it doesn’t matter because you picked me!
Plump and Juicy
No one loves sex more then I do. I don’t care what you want babe and I don’t care what that little girl of yours won’t do for you. I do it all and I mean ALL. Just look at this hot and juicy, plump pussy waiting to milk all the cum from those balls of yours. Can’t titty fuck those itty bitty titties your girl has? I have enough cleavage for the biggest cock and I love it when a man shots his load all over my face and neck. Cum on big boy give me a pearl necklace. Don’t miss a squirt or two in my mouth, I love the taste. Your girl won’t swallow? Oh honey I love to drink every drop. You love anal sex too don’t you? But that prude of yours won’t give up the ass. Flip me over and fill me up, right up my big fat rump.
BBW Phone Sex Warms the Cock
BBW phone sex will warm you up on these cold winter nights. More of me to love, thus more of me to keep your cock warm. My muff is a cock warmer too. Once you slide your hot missile deep inside me, we both will be oh so warm. I have been told my plump pussy could warm the cock on a dead man. All that extra body fat warms the heart and the cock. I was having a snowball fight with the neighbor last night during our first snowfall. We got drenched and cold, so I invited him for some hot chocolate and a hot fire. He suggested fucking instead. Informed me that body heat was the best way to warm up quick, especially with a body as full and fine as mine. This chubby slut was in total agreement and I went right down on his shaft to start sucking his dick. I have a warm wet mouth too. But, not as warm as my wet pussy according to my neighbor. When he sunk his shaft into my plump pussy he said it felt like an inferno on his dick. Between my wet juices and the friction of his thick cock moving in and out of my snatch, I heated his cock up quickly. He warmed my already hot pussy up even further with a nice hot load of cum. Maybe we can warm each other up too?
Cum Shots on Tits for Breakfast
Cum shots on tits is what I got for breakfast. I went to an early morning yoga class at the gym today. My instructor was having a hard time focusing on the class when I was in the downward dog position because my tits fell out of my sports bra. Oops. Hard to keep these puppies contained sometimes. But, shit happens when a fat girl is in skimpy form fitting clothing. After class, I apologized for the wardrobe malfunction and he had one of his own. He pitched a tent in his yoga pants. I could tell he was embarrassed, so I wrote down my address, invited him over for brunch and a personal training session. I think he flew to my place. We didn’t even speak when he got to my door. He pushed his way in with his hard cock and ravaged my body. He was hot a sweaty. Panting like a dog in heat. Off came my sports bra, down came his yoga pants and in went his cock between my big tits. A few thrusts and his cock exploded a ton of jizz on my boobs. I love hot sweaty quickies. We had some breakfast, got our stamina back, then he fucked my cunt and fat ass even better than them titties. I got one hell of a work t his morning.
BBW Phone Sex: Who Wants Seconds, Sloppy Seconds?
BBW phone sex is perfect for Black Friday. I mean the wife or girlfriend is out spending your money, you should spend a little too and get a big heaping pile of seconds. Sloppy seconds! Some guys love that you know, a well fucked pussy filled with the cum of other men. Let’s just say I got stuffed good last night. After a boring Thanksgiving dinner with my family, I rushed home to meet a few fuck buddies who were in family hell too. They had turkey goo for this chubby cutie to gobble up. I bobbed my head up and down on their cocks getting them good and hard to fill me up. I was so fucking horny, I let them double penetrate me. Both cocks slid right up my hot pussy on top of each other. Double stuffed. They were cool with their dicks touching each other; I think they even liked it. My fat titties were bouncing everywhere; I may have given them a black eye. They gave me a nice creampie. It isn’t a holiday without pie, right? They tagged teamed me all night. I have been laying here all morning playing with my sloppy wet pussy. Dipping fingers in and scooping out some cream to savor. I still have quite a lot of cum inside me. Wanna have some creampie phone sex fun? I mean isn’t the day after Thanksgiving all about having leftovers anyway?
Cum Slut Phone Sex MILF
I’m what you might call a cum slut phone sex MILF. I love boy batter. This weekend the weather turned nasty. I couldn’t get outside and troll for dick like usual. But, my neighbor boy was having a sleep over. So I got naked in my bedroom so him and his little friends could see my smoking hot curvy body. I’m letting my pussy hair grow out for the winter. A hairy snatch always sparks the interest of horny boys. None of those silicone twigs in modern porn ever have fur on their beavers. I sat on my bed, legs spread wide and fucked my hairy beaver until I saw all the little boys pressed against the neighbor’s bedroom window. I motioned them to come on over. They all snuck out the bedroom window; maybe 20 of them. Of course I invited them in. We played doctor. I let them check out my girl parts; I inspected their boy parts. I let them touch and explore my womanly parts as they jacked their horny little fuck sticks all over me. I was a cum coated mess. Twenty young boys who had never seen, let alone touched, a real pussy all shot boy batter on my face and tits. As they scurried home with shit eating grins on their faces, I basked in the boy batter on my big boobs. Licked all that creamy young spunk off each tit like it was a milkshake. I’m such a cum whore.
Bisexual Phone Sex with Kissin Cousins
Do you like bisexual phone sex? Two curvy girls with natural big tits bumping and grinding on each other? My cousin paid me a visit this weekend. I am not going to lie, I corrupted that young thing. She just graduated high school in May, and is in college near me. She is visiting for the holiday break. I told her since she is not a little girl anymore, it is time for her to play grown up games. I undressed her, sucked on her nice soft boobs. Not as big as mine, but all real. She was purring like a kitten to my touch, so I found her kitty. I worked my fingers inside her warm wet pussy, pulling them out often to give us both a taste of her nectar. She tasted ripe for some hot girl on girl action, well cousin on cousin action. I went down and ate my young cousin’s pussy. She screamed in bliss. No one had ever eaten her pussy like me before. A few licks and nibbles, but no one spent an hour between her legs making her pussy gush like a geyser over and over.
She tasted like innocence. She tasted like family. I broke out my glass dildo to break her ass in for the first time. It was so tight. So pink. So puckered. I licked it, tongued it, even fingered it. I wanted it good and ready for my pretty toy. I spit on her rosebud then worked my dildo in her until she was moaning like a cat in heat. She liked how I played with her ass. I explained that the ass is a very pleasurable thing, never ignore ass play. She was licking her own ass juices off the dildo as I fingered both her pink holes until she squirted all over my face. She returned the favor after I drained her dry. We were more than Kissin Cousins. We were Licking Cousins!
Tits, the Gift that Keeps on Giving
Your wife and her pathetic little tits. I saw her scowling at me the moment I walked into the party. I hate when skinny little bitches get jealous of what God gave me naturally and they just can’t have. She knows even a boob job would never get her the kind of attention I get when I walk in. Every man turns to look and gets a hardon in their pants. All the women either roll their eyes or start imagine touching them too!
Yes I am fortunate to be born this way and I love the men that these big tits attract. Giant cocks and men who know exactly how to use them. I always have my choice by nights end of one or more guys willing to fuck me all night long just for a chance to play with my tits. I get groped and grabbed and stared at everywhere walk. I bend over to give them a nice view whenever the chance arises and I’ve never had to buy my own drinks.
So many holiday parties coming up and I love going alone so that I can pick up whoever I want and take them into one of the bedrooms and let them fuck my giant tits and then my tight sweet pussy. I am the gift that keeps on giving when I finish them off with my juicy mouth and let them cum down my throat. Maybe that worthless skinny bitch will figure out that instead of scowling at me she could learn something from me – but probably not – she just doesn’t have the right equipment…
BBW Phone Sex Sluts Know How to Party
BBW phone sex sluts suck the best cock. Maybe it’s because we obviously have no issue stuffing our faces? I’m like a hungry hippo when I can sense there is nice cock near me. I was at a party this weekend. It wasn’t a sex party, but I made it one. I’m always on the prowl for cock. I was sitting on the couch when this guy asked me if I wanted an appetizer. I could see the huge bulge in his pants. Hell yes I wanted a snack, but not some silly pig in a blanket. I wanted a foot long dog in my mouth. I unzipped his pants in front of a group of onlookers. I shoved his dick down my throat and showed him and the party guests how a real woman gives head. I am unabashed when it comes to fucking. If it feels good, I do it and I do it often regardless of my surroundings.
I was giving this guy I didn’t know a deep throat blowjob while people paused what they were doing to watch the chubby cutie swallow a foot long. He pulled out of my mouth as he was about to cum and gave me a creamy facial. I love a jet blast of jizz to the face. This made other male party guests pull out their cocks and the women fall to their knees. If you want to spice up your party, just invite a full figured gal like me and soon cocks will be out and cum will be flying. We are always in the mood to fuck.