I like to have hot ass sex. Sometimes, I even have hot ass sex with myself. I never knew it was possible until I got older and worked on my flexibility. At the club last night, a guy got the VIP room. Lucky for me this Daddy Warbucks knew he could not fuck me with a 2-inch dick. He just wanted to watch me play with myself. And I can give one hell of a show to paying customers.
In festive season mode, this man even brought me a holiday candy cane glass dildo. Hand blown, made especially for me, his favorite stripper. My Daddy Warbucks and I go back a few months to the time he first caught my act on stage. Even then he knew he had a button penis. A button penis is a cute little penis with no hang. It just sticks out a tad and appears like a button. When he first showed it to me, I laughed. And then I asked if I push it will a gumdrop fall out of your ass?
He fell in love with my honesty. I did not care how much money he had. No way would I fuck a button penis for any amount of money. Sure, I am a phone sex whore and a stripper slut, but I still have my standards. And a button penis falls many inches below the minimum to fuck me. But I will take his money and give him one hell of the show, nonetheless if he keeps his button penis away from me, LOL.
This Sexy Babe Does Not Want a Button Penis Near Her
With my candy cane hand blown dildo, I shoved that thing in and out of my cunt and ass. Every thrust was worth 500 dollars. Sort of a twist on the pay per pump phone game us phone bone gals play with quick cummers. But it was not me who paid to cum it was Daddy Warbucks. When he finally came, I could stop thrusting.
Button dicks do not cum quickly. A mico penis needs many pumps. I walked out of the club last night with an extra $50,000. Perfect timing for Christmas shopping too. I gave my wet bald pussy and my tight pink asshole a good workout because my loser Daddy Warbucks’ button dick took so long to cum. Win win for us both. I got to please my fuck holes and he got to cum. And I made bank while adhering to my standards. Great night for me.