Category: Tranny Phone Sex

Smoking Fetish Phone Sex with Carla: Sexy Smoke Rings

I hit on this dude in a biker bar last week. He caught my fancy because he could blow skull shaped puffs of cigarette  smoke. I love to smoke, but I can only blow cute sexy boring smoke rings. I asked him nicely how he did that. I was looking wicked hot that night. But he blew me off. Me? That was unacceptable. You do not reject a fine piece of ass like me.  When he went to the bathroom, I slipped a roofie in his beer. It hit quick too. I took him back to my loft; tied him up, and waited until he woke up.  I demanded he show me how to make sexy shapes  with cigarette smoke. Well, he was much more agreeable this time. Of course, he woke up with my cock in his mouth, tied up and a video camera in the corner filming him. I told him if he did not show me, he was going to be blackmailed into doing it. Of course he didn’t want his precious wife to know he was in a gay biker bar picking up cock or that he got it in the ass all night. So I had a little fun with his tight ass while he was all drugged up. Sue me.

He promised he would be a good boy, and show me how to make my smoking even hotter and even apologized for being a dick at the bar. After a few hours, I was making skull smoke rings and sucking his dick while puffing on a cig. I know I shouldn’t smoke, but damn it is so sexy and hot. Don’t tell me you don’t get wood in your pants when you see a tall goddess blowing smoke and looking all cool and aloof. You know you think, “I wonder what else she can blow that well?”

 

Shemale Phone Sex with Carla: Purple Passion

So, I was at the country club pool today sporting my favorite purple bikini when a handsome dude asked me if I was a model. I was sure it was some sort of line. It is not exactly original. Then he produced a business card. But, I was still skeptical. He said he worked with Purple Passion Productions, a small independent modeling agency that specialized in special girls. He knew I was not all woman. Guess the bulge in my purple bikini is hard to hide. Especially with all this eye candy around.  He said he was filming a movie I would be perfect for and invited me to his studio. When I arrived I was excited to see the whole interior in purple, my favorite color.

I was still in my purple bikini so I blended in perfectly. He said we just had to do a few test scenes first to see how the camera liked me. I still knew this was likely a scam, but I was horny as fuck and he was very hot.  We took a few pictures in my purple bikini, then of us together. Have to say we make a hot looking couple. Then we started making out and I could feel his bulge. Felt like he had a purple people eater in his pants!!!! I unleashed that monster, and immediately started sucking it. I am a very oral girl. He filmed me worshiping his cock and his cum shooting all over my face.  And when we played it back, we were both so turned on again, we started fucking. My little purple bikini bottoms came right off, and my hard cock went straight in his ass. He bounced up and down my cock for hours, in every conceivable position while the camera rolled on. He was uncircumcised and at first I was like what do I do, but trust me, when it’s hard, and the head is all purple and throbbing, everything takes care of itself.

Regardless if I ever hear from him again. I have a nice hot video and so does he of us sucking and fucking. And I now know I have the  body and skills designed for porn. So if Purple Passion Productions is just a bogus scam to lure hot trannies to his place, at least I got fucked good on a Wednesday afternoon.

Ho Down at the Bar

I am wearing that little black leather mini skirt with matching leather corset. A pair of lace thong panties underneath. I push you down on the couch and straddle you.  I tell you to undo my corset and suck on my titties.  You do of course, you want this, and you want to be my little sissy fagot.  I rub the now growing bulge under my skirt against your ever growing cock. I hold your head hard against my titties.  I grab your hand and shove it under my skirt.  You try to draw back.  I release my cock from the confines of my lace panties.  The head already wet with pre-cum.  I grab your hand again,”Fucking stroke my cock, you know why I am here!” I command you.  With a moan you grab the head of my cock and begin pumping it.  “Yes that’s it sissy, pump that cock!” I moan.  I begin to fuck your hand, fuck this isn’t enough. I stand up where my cock meets perfectly with your sissy mouth. You know exactly what to do.  You take my cock into your mouth, taking deep down your throat.  I hold it there choking you. You flail against my body, I then begin pumping in and out of that sissy mouth.  I pull out, flip you over, tear your pants off, spit on my cock.  Just then you scream for me fuck your sissy asshole. I thrust forward and fill your asshole full of my big dick. I grab the back of your hair and ride you. I reach around to grab your cock and I begin working your cock with my hand. Your moaning so fucking load a neighbor knocks on the door.  You tell me to be quiet it’s the black guy from down the hall. I smile and yell for him to come in. He just smiles and says,” I always knew your liked cock. Hmm what about this one?” He pulls out his big ass cock and starts fucking your mouth.  He’s ramming his cock in your mouth so hard his balls are just bounding off your face.  I’m still pumping hard in your ass then I shoot a load deep into your sissy ass.  Your neighbor takes his big black cock out of your mouth and takes my place fucking your sissy faggot asshole.  I get under you and have you slip your cock into my tight pussy.  Fuck I can feel him thrusting in you.  Soon you are both picking up your pace fucking harder and harder balls bouncing everywhere.  Then he screams at you,”Take my cum you little sissy fucker!” Then he buries his cock deep in your ass and let’s jet after jet of cum fill you sissy fucker asshole.  Just when he cums and so do you.  It turned you on so much to have some big black cock up your ass.  We simply leave you thoroughly used on your couch, cum leaking from your asshole.

Shemale Phone Sex: Christmas in July

After two weeks of sweltering heat, my girlfriends and I decided to throw a Christmas in July orgy. In the southern hemisphere, there is this tradition to try to forget about the heat during the dog days of summer. I’m a Southern girl, but I only like extreme heat in the bedroom. We bought a fake Christmas tree, decorated my loft with Christmas lights and made sugar cookies and eggnog. I brought out all my festive sex toys like my candy cane colored double sided dildo and my red and green but plugs. We even blasted the AC and put on Christmas music. The attire, however, was bathing suits because it was still July after all. But, I have a rooftop pool and hot tub so things would heat up. I put on my sexy red, white and blue bikini and red thigh high boots. Even wore Christmas bulbs as ear rings. We invited several hot guys over and told them they just had to bring their cocks and some booze.

After about an hour of drinking and grooving to The Muppets Christmas album, we moved to the hot tub. I had the air on so high it was causing hard nipples and well turning the boys on; just what I had hoped for. Twelve of us could fit comfortably in my hot tub. I was thinking Christmas orgy in July! The eggnog was spiked with everclear, so it didn’t take long for things to heat up in the hot tub. Some of our invited male guests knew I was a special girl, and some were quite surprised at my “present.” I stood up in the hot tub and took off my bikini bottoms and put mistletoe over my cock and the girls and guys lined up to suck and worship my pretty hard cock. I had a gift that would keep on giving to all of them. All my guests were in the cock worshiping mood. Lucky for me! When I get in party mode, so does my cock and it’s the fucking energizer bunny and will fuck all night long. There I stood in a warm hot tub, with cool winter like breeze hitting my body getting my hard cock sucked and fucked by my friends. I came over 12 times that night. I shot my load on tits, in mouths, on faces, in asses, in pussies, even in the eggnog bowl. Lots of sex toys were use and shared too! It was a Christmas in July cum bath orgy. I do love rocking out with my cock out. My intention was too cool things off, but actually I heated things up, way up.

I really love my special present. When I am in the right pretty packaging, all dolled up, no one suspects a thing. Does it thrill you to know I am packing a pleasant surprise? Would you like to be in an orgy party with the best of both worlds? I tell you there is nothing hotter than having both a guy and a girl to fuck and suck simultaneously. My big throbbing cock is hard all over again thinking of my Christmas in July fuck fest.

 

Tranny Phone Sex with Carla: A Very Special Souvenir

The middle of every month I break out my massive sex toy collection for cleaning. I’m very “anal.” You know how when some folks travel, they always bring back a souvenir? Well, I travel a lot and instead of bringing back stupid little spoons or shot glasses from every city I visit, I bring back a sex toy. I visit an adult store in every city and country I go to and pick out something pretty to use on my trip. Well today, while I was cleaning, I was reminded of the trip where I acquired not only my most cherished sex toy, but my most expensive one. Several years ago, my girlfriends and I went to Vegas for a week of debauchery. We stayed in a penthouse suite at the Bellagio Hotel. My girlies all know my routine, so as soon as we arrived and unpacked, we went looking for an adult store. The hot bell-hop suggested the Hustler store which was not far. It was my first time in one of Mr. Flynt’s fine establishments. I was like a wee one in a candy shop; surrounded by all sorts of goodies. There was a special room in back for VIP members that intrigued us. Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory brats, we had to know what was behind that curtain. I politely asked the lady behind the counter how does one become a VIP? She snapped at us, “I’m sure you don’t have what it takes.” Feeling rebuffed, we were set to take our business elsewhere, when we heard a deep voice behind us say, “Now Ashley, that is no way to treat beautiful women.” I turned around and much to my surprise it was Larry Flynt. He apologized for the rudeness of his employee and invited us back to the VIP room. This was where all the high end sex toys were located. I had never seen such expensive toys. Mr. Flynt was a doll baby. He said because of my beauty and to make up for the rude way we were treated, I could pick out anything I wanted in this room as his gift to me.

There was a gold encrusted prostate massager for like 5 grand. A diamond studded vibrator for about the same. Lots of hand crafted glass dildos. I saw gold handcuffs and silver plated nipple clamps. The sex life styles of the rich and famous!! Then, I saw it; the unicorn butt plug. This was no ordinary butt plug. The actual plug was solid silver and spiraled like a unicorn’s horn. And the tail was made out of actual horse’s mane. Mr. Flynt saw my eyes get really big; I may have even salivated a little. I will never forget his words to me: “Carla, do you know how wonderful it feels to have a shaft of solid silver lodged up your rectum as you role play that you are a beautiful mythological creature?” No Mr. Flynt, I have never had that pleasure, yet. This was the Lamborghini of butt plugs and I simply had to have it. It’s price tag: $3,675. I know he said I could have anything I wanted, but that was a high price tag. He assured me it was no problem and ordered his bitchy clerk to wrap it all up nice and pretty for me, and to threw in some gold dust body lubricant. I felt like a princess. I was spoiled by a wealthy, older man who wanted nothing in return but a kiss on the cheek and a smile.

Now, any city I visit, if they have a Hustler store that is the first place I go for my souvenir. Before I left Vegas, I broke in that special butt plug with a high roller I picked up in the casino the very night I acquired it. Larry was correct; there is no better feeling (outside of a throbbing cock) than pure silver up your ass. Do you have any favorite toys? I’d love to hear about your special “souvenir” and the first time you used it. Maybe we can use our souvenirs together?

It’s a Boy!

I haven’t gone to a baby shower since my sister was pregnant with my niece. It was TORTURE. All of these fat lonely bitches playing baby games, eating baby food, and guessing what chocolate is in the diaper made me sick (yuck!). I couldn’t believe they weren’t turning up and having a blast. Where were the male strippers? Where are the dildos? After all, this is the final stretch of having your twat the normal size before a big headed baby comes out of it! That dreadful experience made me determined to spice up the next baby shower I went to. Instead of a regular baby shower I wanted to make this a pity shower. Women have to bear little ones and withstand hours of pain. So, I wanted to make a man feel the same pain. My girlfriend Caroline is having a baby soon and is having a terrible pregnancy. She said her man is never there to rub her feet, help her get up, or home in general and that made me sick to my stomach. I told her that I got something for his bitch ass! At her baby shower I planned out he perfect humiliation to teach him a lesson. First, I was going to make him a special baby shower hat to wear as a strip him of all his clothes. Then I’m going to bond him ass up so that he can’t wiggle or escape anywhere. As the sweat trickles down the crack of his ass I’m going to ram my cock in his ass and make a “baby” with his tight virgin asshole. Then after I shoot my load and impregnate him I’m going to torture him in ways he’s never felt before. This is to signify the torture women go through carrying those little bundles of brat.  When that’s over the fun part begins. I’m going to ram a whole baby doll up his ass until I see blood drip from his shithole. He better hold that shit in for at least 5 minutes as we laugh and take pictures for the photo album. When he’s “full term” I will yell “PUSH” and watch him struggle to get that baby out. By the time the head crowns he will be drenched in sweat and ready to give up. I refuse to help and ram my cock in his mouth as I force him to push out the rest of his baby. After the baby came Caroline was glowing! She said her hubby has never been this helpful and that she couldn’t thank me enough. No need to thank me though. Sometimes all it takes it to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.

Fun House Fun

We love to get together when the carnival is in town and hit the midway. We invade it like we own it and when we are there we do! One of our favorite things to do is wait till the end of night when everyone is leaving and the fun house is empty. We all go in and hit the fun house mirrors. Getting kinky we strip and look at ourselves. We love the way the mirrors distort our bodies. Those of us with small tits can see what we would look like if we could afford implants. I for one love seeing my tits big and plump. Those of us with little dicks get to see what we would look like if we were blessed. And of course we make fun of each other when we look in the mirrors and big dicks become little or we look all wavy. This year we took our cameras in and took some great pictures of each other in our altered mirror state. We even got braver then ever and made a video of us fucking in front of the wavy mirror. We have watched that crazy ass video a hundred times at least and laughed like hell every time. The carnival is so much fun!

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Sexy Tranny Carla

Since I am the best of both worlds, I attract both worlds. Women and men alike worship me. They treat me like a beautiful work of art. My subject today even said I was a masterpiece that deserved to be hung in the Metropolitan Museum of Art. See, I have a very girly body; long thick hair, full lips, high cheek bones, beautiful big breasts, long legs and a nice hard cock. Today, I went shoe shopping in a very sexy latex outfit that fit my body like a glove and accentuated all the positives. I picked up a fan immediately when I walked into Macy’s. I noticed he was staring more at my feet than my tits or ass, so I knew what kinda fellow he was. I asked him if he would like to help me pick out the perfect pair of heels. I think I made his cock hard at the suggestion. Not only did he help me pick out sexy shoes and assist me putting them on and off my sexy feet, but he bought me 5 pair!!!!! Of course I had to thank him. I mean he spent over $500 on a sexy stranger. I wasn’t even sure if he knew his sexy stranger was packing a cock. I invited him back to my place for a private modeling session. I definitely had his attention.

We got back to my loft and he fell to his knees to worship my feet and kiss my shoes. He said he was not worthy to be in my presence, which was true, but I know how to milk a subject, in more ways than one!! I have a shoe fetish and I could always use a sugar shoe daddy. So I indulged him; let him play with my wonderland of a body. I knew he was a bottom, so I treated him as such. I tied him up and teased his cock for hours. Eventually, I fucked his ass, and left a big load in him as a thank you gift for my shoes.

But, I never let him cum!!I love tease and denial games. I believe all good things cum to those who wait. The best orgasms are the ones you work hard for! He will be cumming back for more. I told him he was not yet worthy to cum, but he could go home and think of how hot I am; how sexy I look in all those shoes he bought me and touch himself. He has been texting me how much he loves me ever since. Well duh. I am worthy of adoration.

There is a lot of duality in me: feminine and masculine; breasts and cock; top and bottom… You get the picture. I’m a switch hitter. Sometimes I am a dominant bitch riding your ass and making you buy me shit and pay my bills; sometimes I am on all fours begging to be fucked; sometimes I am fucking a hot chick; sometimes I’m sucking cock. I guess you could say I am just full of surprises.

Wanna suck my cock?

I had the Wildest dream last night! I was wearing a little bitty skirt and my big hard cock was hanging out! I was walking down the street and everyone was whistling at me. Then everyone got down on their knees and one by one started sucking my cock! I could feel their tongues sliding up and down my shaft. Their lips sucking and caressing my cock. I could feel me start to drip gallons of pre cum. I woke up right as I was about to explode. My cock was throbbing so hard! And right then daddy turned my light on and asked if I was ok. He saw my big fat monster dick and knew instantly! But daddy is so good to me! He came over to my bed and started playing with my cock and sucking on my nipples until I EXPLODED! I don’t think I have EVER cum that hard! Then daddy told me to clean up my mess and go right back to bed! It is too late for naughty little girls like me to be awake! And I always listen to my daddy!

We Know How To Party!!!!

Oh glory my friends threw me a surprise bash. Let me tell you no one knows how to party like a bunch of trannies, gays and lesbians! They set it up at one of my favorite bars. We go there all the time for the Drag shows. The owner let them decorate it all in my favorite colors, lavender and pink. There were pink and lavender balloons every where, the tables were set with bright pink table cloths and lavender plates. The cake was beautiful in pink with lavender roses on it. All the drinks for the evening were color themed as well. They even bought me a beautiful tutu in my favorite colors for me to wear at the party. We had the best night and when it was all over we went to my place for some fun that we couldn’t have at the bar. The drinks flowed free and so did our wild sexual abandon. There was more dick sucking and ass fucking then should be legal in one place. Every where you looked a pussy was on another pussy or a cock was on another cock. It was the best party ever! Cum join us darling and let your freak flag fly!