It is National Ding a Ling Day. How do you measure up? Ding a Lings come in all colors, shapes and sizes. Now I don’t care what color a ding a ling is, but I do care about its size. Size matters. I only want to play with your ding a ling if it is big! Since today is about celebrating ding a lings, only the biggest and best ones get honored. Those of you with itty bitty ding a lings get humiliated. I am all about naked line ups to separate the men from the sissies.
I will line those ding a lings up from the biggest to the smallest, laughing at the small ones, and praising the big ones. Those big thick manly ding a lings get to fuck me. Put their huge cocks in my perfect pink pussy and ass. Nothing says thank you better to a big ding a ling than a hot, wet, tight cunt. Now if your ding a ling is not worthy, well , nothing says your worthless better than a pair of little girl panties and a good hard laugh. That’s right boys, if you have a string and two silver bells where a cock belongs, then hide that pathetic thing behind a pair of cotton panties. Nobody wants to see it. Oh me bad. No one can see it anyway!
If you want me to play with your ding a ling, then you better be confident that it is worthy of a Goddess. I am not happy to see you unless you are packing at the very least 8 solid inches of hard, throbbing ding a ling. So don’t give me any bullshit about it being National Ding a Ling Day and I should celebrate all ding a lings. It doesn’t work that way because obviously not all ding a lings are created equal. You can celebrate your tiny ding a ling with YOUR hands, all alone in your bedroom like the tiny dick loser you are. But my hands won’t even give you a wave for less than 8 inches.
So show me your ding a lings. The size of your ding a ling determines how we celebrate the day! You could be celebrating in my sweet perfect pussy, or you could be celebrating in pink panties or even a diaper. Let the celebration process begin. Send me your pics and let me determine if you have a cock, or just a cute little toy.