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Order In The Court

If I keep up this way I am going to loose my license. But I can’t help it, I purposely don’t put money in the meter so that I get a parking ticket at least once a week. I spend more time in his court room then I do at work and the fines and fees are expensive. But he is so fucking hot in that black robe and I cum every time I have to appear before him. Thinking about what it would be like to be curled up under the bench that he sits on, sucking his dick and making His Honor bang his gavel on the desk over and over as he cums in my mouth. Load after glorious load. I would be the one bringing order to his court, as I lick and suck his cock Every time he asks me what I am doing back in his court I have to smile sheepishly and claim I ran out of change, again. He doesn’t wear a wedding ring, maybe one day I will get lucky and catch him in the hall way or cafeteria and be able to tell him how I feel. 

Ms Kenya’s Kinkyhood

The young toys that live on my block love to call me Ms. Kenya. Similar to Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood, I have a kinky one. Instead of playing with puppets and planes, I’m playing with cocks and cunnies. Many of my mini fuck toys loves the remake of the Mr. Rodgers’ theme song I made:

 

It’s a beautiful day in my kinky hood,
I’m horny today for a fuckable neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It’s a sexy day in this hood,

wonderful day for a good fuck!
Would you like that?
Could you take that?

I have always wanted to touch a neighbor just like you,
I’d love to satisfy my every need in the hood with you.

So let’s make the most of this kinky  day,
Since we’re together, we might as well play,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won’t you be my fuck toy?

Don’t you want to please?
Won’t you please?,
Ms. Keisha your kinky neighbor?

I sing it to them as they watch me stroke their hard little dicks or as they lap at my old pussy. I sit my my fence everyday waiting for them to get out of school and peek over so that I can try to imagine all the fun we will have. I always start off with my youngins. We sit and watch Mr. Rodger’s Neighborhood on PBS and try to think of different ways to entertain our kinky hood today. I send mine over to pick out Mommy’s favorite toys for a “play date” today I think we are going to play Chew-Chew Train. Mr. Rodgers always has this train that visits all his “friends”. Well, instead of a real train I’m going to run a train on my yummy little friends. First I’m going to get finger deep in a tight little cunnie. I want to massage her little g-spot until she leaks all over my hands. I’ll have another fuck toy of mine suck it off my middle finger as I have one of my offspring ram it deep in his ass. I’ll hold his ass cheeks as far apart as possible so that I my son can get his swollen cock deep in that tight asshole. Mmmmm… by the time they all go home my living room smells like virgin pussy and cum. Ms. Kenya always has the best interest of the little fuck cushions in mind so when it comes time for a good fuck and suck they always know where to come!

Little Red Gets Nasty

Telling the girls and their friends fairy tales and stories is a delight. I have become very accomplished at adapting stories to meet our life style. Turning them into kinky story lines that we can act out and have fun with. Last night was the tale of Little Red Riding Hood. In our story Red is skipping through the forest when she comes across a sweet little squirrel. The squirrel warns Red “ Be careful Red the big bad wolf is looking for you. He is telling all the forest animals that he is going to pull your little red dress up, pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off” Smiling, Red assures her little furry friend that she can take care of herself. All afternoon as she skipped her way towards her grandmas the forest animals met her with the same warning and each time she assured them that she would be just fine. As dusk starts to settle in, Red reaches grandmas and sure enough there is the big bad wolf. Grinning his devilish grin he says “Ah Red, my sweet, I have been waiting here for you all day. I am going to pull your little red dress up, pull your little red panties down and fuck your little red socks off” Smiling sweetly Red replies, “No you aren’t my dear friend Wolf. You are going to eat me just like it says in the book” Needless to say that was a fun story to act out and we all had loads of fun with it!

 

Who Do Voodoo

 

My oldest daughter Maria fell in love. She fell head over heals and fell hard. It was the cutest little love affair and watching the two of them together was just to adorable. Of course Maria is far more experienced in the ways she shows affection then other girls her age, so when she began to show her young boyfriend the ways of sex and the world of fucking he was in lust. For me watching them was a treat that made all of us happy. Soon the whole thing went sour and her boyfriend was telling all his friends what a little slut she was. It went from bad to worse when she found out. She felt betrayed and the angry little elf in her came out with a vengeance. I caught her in her room with black candles lit. She was chanting something and had a little straw doll in her hands that she was sticking pins in. I watched her fascinated. Oddly it made me horny as hell. I watched her while I fucked myself, performing her magical voodoo ritual to get that little fucker back for hurting her. That’s my girl!

Little Fucklett!

 

So I call my youngest Katelyn on being a very naughty bitch today. I normally sleep until noon. Is so hard to get up early when you party all night. But I woke up early so fucking thirsty. I came stumbling into the living room, and caught Katleen, my youngest fucking little whore in my stash. She was nose deep in my candy. Sometimes you party so hard you just don’t remember how much you had left over when you wake up. So I was pretty upset to think this fucking slut was stealing my stuff. I yank that dirty little whore off the table and smacked her fucking face! And I could see the powder around her nose. And I was fucking pissed. I told her she was going to have to earn mommy some new candy all by herself. I called two of my dealers over. And I threw that dirty little fucklett  at their feet. I told him they could do anything they fucking wanted to that little whore. As long as they could refill my stash. And I told them to make sure she was punished for getting into my shit. I actually liked watching them take her. Bruno spread open her little cheeks and rammed his cock right up her ass. He didn’t lube it up, he didn’t get it wet, he just ripped into her ass dry. And Marcus rammed his Dick right up her pussy at the same time. I love them double penetrating that whore.When she got done crying, I let her know this is what happens when you steal from mommy. They took turns using her. After a few hours I went ahead and went to bed. And they were still fucking her when I woke up in the morning. It’s amazing how long you can go on Coke. Little slut won’t be able to sit down for a month. But I bet she’ll never steal from me again.

Omorashi

My boss asked me to show two visiting businessmen around today. They were both from Japan and spoke very little English. I could barely understand what they were saying, but I could tell that they were flirting with me. A woman always knows when a man is interested. The tour was almost done when we were getting on the elevator to go back upstairs. When the elevator got stuck! At first it was funny, I tried to play it cool. After about 15 or 20 minutes it started to get so hot. I had to completely remove my blazer and unbutton a few buttons on my shirt. Of course the men were trying to be much more professional. They stayed completely dressed in their three-piece suits, even though they were sweating severely. I was so relieved when the intercom came on. Until they said that they couldn’t get the doors open for at least two hours. I was really regretting all the soda I had at lunch. I had to pee so bad. Plus I didn’t know how to tell the guys that it was going to be two hours. After another 30 minutes I was doing the PP dance. The men seemed very interested they sat down against the back wall just to watch me, as my shirt was clinging to my body. I perspired so much it was completely see-through. My little bitty skirt was edging up every time I bounced up and down. I just had to pee so bad. I started pacing back and forth against the elevator. Then I noticed how completely turned on the men where. Their cocks were so hard, and then they started asking me something in Japanese I didn’t understand “Omorashi ?” they kept saying it over and over. I had NO idea what they were saying. All I knew was I was leaking out into my panties!  If the elevator doesn’t move soon I would be completely WET!  I was so distracted by my bladder, I didn’t notice the two men had taken their cocks out and were stroking off watching me! I was in PAIN I had crossed my legs and was moaning! Until I just couldn’t hold it any more and I started to pee on myself! The men got so turned on on they came watching me.  Just then the elevator started moving! When the doors open I RUSHED out to the bathroom!  After I had cleaned up I came back out. Apparently the men had waited to tell me thank you! I am not sure what they were thankful for,  but I am glad they liked it!

Spring Break Fun

The best part of being at the beach during spring break is the fact that no one knows that my bikini bottoms are not wet from swimming but from all the cum draining from my pussy while watching all the fucking hot ass guys and girls on the beach that have suits that barely cover their bodies.
I love wading into the water and fingering my pussy while I watch them play Frisbee, running back and forth, tits barley contained and on the verge of escaping, cocks bouncing up and down, making me want to suck and lick them all.
I have cum more times in one day masturbating in public and no one is aware of what I am doing. It is intoxicating!
I have found that if I wait til later in the afternoon, giving them time to get tipsy and then open my cooler, which is more like a portable bar, I can start mingling and offering beverages to push them over the edge and I end up with a pussy full of cock by the end of the night.
So far it has worked every night and I can’t think of anything more perfect then masturbating all day while watching them to end my night with young, hard cock!
I love spring break!

Poker Night They Won’t Forget

How could I know my new boy toy had a second love, or should I say a first love. Poker seems to be an addiction for him just like sex is an addiction for me.
We have been having the most amazing sex for about a month now but when the boys call for a bit of gambling and a game of poker it doesn’t matter if we are in the middle of a mind blowing orgasm he is up and out of the door before i can say “blow job”.
So this old cougar decided to make things interesting.
I called all of his poker buddies and swore them to secrecy. We were going to have a poker night that none of them would soon forget.
The game would be at my place. I agreed to buy all the alcohol, the food, the cigars, the whole nine yards. But this poker game would have a twist, a sexy, hot fucking twist….me!
I decorated my place like a poker house, it looked great and my pussy was dripping wet as I got ready.
The guys don’t know it yet but I am playing completely nude. I have no money to bet, but they don’t know that. The winner of each hand will be able to ask anything of me and it will be done, right then, right there, in front of every one.
Of course I forgot to tell them I have no fucking idea how to play poker nor do I give a damned about the game. All I want is sex, to get fucked, by each and every one of them in every way imaginable! But they would soon find out that this poker game will be the best bet they ever made!
They started arriving being greeted at the door with a drink served by their naked host, the interest in their eyes and in their pants became very apparent.
There wasn’t a soft dick in the house and the huge sign reading “liquor in the front, poker in the rear” made the object of tonight’s game not only about winning money but having fun very clear.
My boy toy was the last to arrive and when he realized that I had turned his sacred poker night into something else, he was not happy at all.
That is until his buddies expressed their enthusiasm for what was about to cum and how much fun it would be to go home with some money in their pockets and empty balls in their pants.
I do believe I have created a new poker night that the boys are going to be happy to attend on a regular basis.
I can adjust to his poker nights with the boys if we sprinkle in a few of them Desiree style in between!

Alien Pussy

I absolutely love to fuck!  I love to fuck females.  I love to fuck males.  Hell, I even love to fuck myself!  I’ll fuck an older person, but I love fucking youngsters!  I saw a young guy at a sporting event, and I just had to have him.  After the game, I pushed through the cheerleaders and approached him, before he could escape to the locker room.  I told him to skip the after-game bullshit, and cum with me!  I grabbed his hand and placed it up my skirt on my bare, panty-less ass.  He gave it a timid squeeze, and began to follow me to my car.  I took him home with me, and we hopped in the shower together.  I blew him, while the water cascaded over his young, buffed body.  He stopped me after a few minutes, and took me from behind.  With my face against the tiles, he unloaded a heavy nut deep inside me.

The best thing about young boys is their stamina.  He was ready to go again, before we were even done drying off!  He threw me on the bed, and ate my pussy like he was famished.  Then, he slid inside me, and made me cum over and over again.  My pussy just kept getting wetter and wetter.  He told me he had never felt pussy so wet, and I must be from another planet.  LOL  He kept saying I had alien pussy, and the sex was out of this world.  I was so flattered by his compliments, I let him paint my face with his jizz!

Ball Pit

 

My little sluts got invited to a birthday party at that pizza place. All the small ones running around and games going off. Not really my scene. But I got paid a pretty penny to show up. Bob had this wicked fantasy about fucking one of my ankle biters in the ball pit. Of course I knew it was risky. All the rugrats playing and everyone watching him. But I dressed my youngest Katelyn up in a cute little party dress. I didn’t let her wear panties. I even let her play on some of the games until Bob showed up. Then I told her it was time for her to play with Bob in the ball pit. Oooh she didn’t know how he was going to fuck her. She was so happy to be at the party. Bob pulled her into the pit. There were several other little ones playing in there. Those rug rats didn’t even realize what was happening. Bob put Katelyn right down on his dick and started fucking her. Some wee ones were climbing all over them. Bob was talking to all those munchkins as he blew his load deep inside Katelyn. Those lil’ ones slut moms didn’t even realize what was happening. When Bob zipped up and got out. I told him all those brats are playing in your cum. And that was all it took. He needed to unload again! So I let him buy some more time with Katelyn. I got to leave early and he would bring her home when he was done!