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Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

World Peace Day with Blair: GIve Piece a Chance

Today is World Peace today. And in a blonde moment, I thought it was World Piece Day. You know as in get a piece of ass. So, I put on a slutty outfit and went out to celebrate by giving out some tail. Now, I figured out my mistake pretty quickly. But I didn’t care. I thought I could still promote the day by making love not war. I was downtown when I spotted a group of international looking guys who were part of some peace day demonstration. To me, no better way to spread peace, than to spread my legs. Who wants to fight when they just got laid. When they just came? No one that’s who. What the world needs now is more fucking. Fucking leads to peace.

I got down on my knees, in midst of a group of guys and started unzipping pants. Another like minded whore decided to join me in spreading peace. Before long, there was quite a group of guys around us with their cocks out. I was a sucking machine. Took about 15 cocks down my throat. I will do anything to spread peace.  Of course, I could not just suck cocks, I had to spread piece also. I got on all fours for a World Peace Day gang bang celebration.  Those guys were all on board my peace train too. Cock after cock stuffed my ass, cunt and mouth. Felt so good to be spreading  harmony. The only violence going on was to my ass! And, that is my kind of violence. I love rough anal.

By the time I was done spreading peace, I was covered in cum.  A peace loving cum dumpster whore. I should be the international spokesperson for spreading peace.  Spreading peace, getting a piece–all has the same result-happy people. And happy people are not violent. So, if you are tired of the violence and the hate in this world, today, and every day, make love not war. Fucking is the best way to harmonious relations among us all. Give piece a chance, and peace will find us all.

How a Cougar Shovels Snow

Mother nature is fucking crazy this year. Woke up yesterday to several inches of snow before December. I don’t do manual labor unless fucking big black cock counts as labor! So, needless to say, I don’t shovel snow. But , my car was buried and there was no pee path for my pups. What does a hot cougar do when she needs snow shoveled? She calls her hot stepson. Before I even made my coffee, there were 4 hot college studs and my stepson at my door shoveling snow. I was getting hot and bothered watching them in my yard doing all that labor. I jokingly yelled out the window, “Give me a show.” Suddenly, they started taking their clothes off. In 20 degree weather, these college studs shoveled my snow naked. Now that was a show.

I invited them in to warm up, well warm me up. I sucked their hard cocks. How they stayed hard in that chill was beyond me. My stepson said it was my hot body they kept them warm. I thanked each one with my hands, mouth and boobs. Made sure each one gave me a hot creamy load of cum. My stepson did the most work, so he got to fuck me first. I was riding him reverse cowgirl in front of his friends. Even though I had just made them all cum, they were hard again watching my show. They stood their stroking their cocks for me as my stepson pumped his dick in and out of my ass and cunt. I was so turned on by all the hard throbbing dick around me, I squirted. Full on jet stream. I hit the boys with my juice.

Well squirting on my college studs turned my afternoon into a gang bang. I ended up fucking all four of my stepson’s  fraternity pals. They covered me in cum, I covered them in cum.  Hot jizz is better than a hot toddy on a snowy day anytime.

My Humps, My Lovely Lady Humps

“I do love dat booty
It’s so very fine
I want to eat that booty
and make it mine”

My ass slave sings this as he buries his face between my lovely lady humps. It is amazing, he can still sing it with his tongue up my asshole. He has been paying for the honor of playing with my booty for a few years now.  I picked him up in a grocery store one day. Was wanting to fuck him, but as it turned out, he had an extremely small dick for being a strapping young stud. I couldn’t fuck him. So, I let him slide his tiny dick between my ample ass cheeks because I felt sorry for him. He took a few strokes and spooged on my ass. Ever since that pathetic display, he has been banned from fucking me, or even letting his dick touch me. However, he has shown to be quite useful in other ways.  He comes over every Sunday morning, cleans my house wearing a pair of my panties, then spends a few hours worshiping my fine booty. And, he pays me. So don’t worry boys. If it turns out you aren’t man enough to fuck me, I can still find you a role in my life.

Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex with Vinny

I make no apologies for loving big black cock.  I am a hot piece of ass that deserves Grade A beef. Last week, a small dick loser tried to call me to fuck. Now, I will fuck a white man if he has a nice cock. But look at this pathetic excuse for manhood? My clit gets bigger than that when I am aroused. I laughed at him. I mean really? As a self respecting confident woman, how do you go from a foot long thick Kielbasa to a beenie weenie? You don’t. After having my pussy stretched by a real cock, a short stack not only would fall out, but I would never feel it.

If you are a white man and do not understand why women are with black men,  look between your legs, then Google black cock. You will clearly see why many of us prefer black cock. It’s big; it’s thick; it’s full of cum;  it get’s hard easily; it stays hard; and it can fuck all night long. Once you go black, it’s hard to go back. I’m not saying you can’t fuck me if you are white, but you certainly can’t fuck me if you have anything close to resembling the loser white dick next to my pic. Now, if you look anything like the big black cock to the left, well you can fuck me anytime you want.  But please, don’t waste my time if you got a pathetic pecker. Look at me,  I deserve big dick. We both know it. If you send me pics of your beenie weenie, be prepared for me to show it to the world. If you can’t please a woman, well you should at least make her laugh.

 

 

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny: Cum on My Feet

I was at the salon getting a pedicure yesterday. When I left, I went to the grocery store and picked up an admirer. Now usually, my admirers are looking at my tits or firm ass. This one was fixated on my pretty toes and freshly pedicured feet. He paid for my groceries and I invited him over to my house to repay his kindness with a foot job. He got hard just rubbing my feet. I let him suck my toes for awhile, before unzipping his pants and wrapping my pretty, soft feet around his dark meat. His cock was huge between my tiny feet, but I loved the dichotomy: big/small, black/white. I love the feel of a cock on my feet. Taking my big toe and tracing all the veins; playing with the pre cum; even putting a toe or two in a man’s ass. I went as slow as I could to prolong the pleasure for my well hung admirer. But then I was turned on too since it was a huge cock, and I do love my dark specials. I started rubbing my clit and rubbing my feet on his cock like I was starting a fire. Didn’t take long before the volcano of cum erupted on my feet. I love the feel of cum in between my toes. I played with it for awhile.

My house guest pulled out a wad of cash, gave me a few hundred dollars and his business card. Said he hoped we could work out some regular meeting. I’m sure we can. I love giving foot jobs and getting loads of cum on my pretty pedicured feet.

Cougars, Cock and Coke

I partied hard Friday night. Been a long time since I did lines of coke, boozed it up and fucked all night. But, it’s like riding a bike. You never forget how to party. A girlfriend of mine came over that night. Our intent was to watch some scary movies and pass out candy to trick or treaters. But, my youngest stepson stopped by with a fraternity brother of his and they had some blow on them. We got to talking about how long it’s been since I partied like a rock star and the next thing you know, I am on all fours, doing lines of coke off my friend’s ass while getting double penetrated by stepson and his friend.

Brought back memories of wild party nights when I was in my 20s. I’m a cougar now, but you know what? I can still party. We fucked all night long and most of Saturday too. Blow makes cocks so hard. I even convinced my girlfriend to fuck my stepson. She normally prefers older men, but when she saw his hammer  of a cock, she had second thoughts about older men. My stepson and his friend did their share of coke, but they certainly did not need it to get or stay hard. No blue pills in their future anytime soon.

Great weekend. Turned my friend into a certified cougar. Reminded myself I am not as old as I thought I was. And got plenty of coke, cock and cum.

Cuckolding Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Know Your Place

My husband had a momentary lapse in judgment last night. He actually forgot his place.  Thought he could crawl into bed with me with his shrinky dinky and fuck me. I love him, but his role as my husband is as my provider. Provider of pretty things. Provider of exotic trips. Provider of spa days. Provider of big cock. Since he does not have a big dick himself, he needs to provide me with surrogate cock. He knows this. But every now and then he goes out with the boys, gets drunk and lets other stupid men tell him size doesn’t matter. Only men who think size doesn’t matter are ones with pin pricks.

Because he forgot his place, he had to be punished. So my hubby is not allowed to touch his little clit stick for the entire month of November. Now, usually I can trust him, but he will be traveling for work a lot this month, so I put him under lock and key. He also has to send me 2 huge cocks a week and watch me get fucked, either live or via cam if traveling. I want him aroused but unable to cum lol. Can’t use it properly, well, you shouldn’t have access to it. He can have blue balls for awhile to make him think long and hard (no pun intended hee hee) about trying to stick that pathetic thing inside me. 

I’ll slap a chastity belt on you too if you forget your place. All sorts of humiliating things I enjoy making guys who don’t know their place do. Sing little ditties in frilly little dresses. Make poopies and pee pees in their diapers.  Take embarrassing selfies for me to share…. The question is do you know your place?

Foot Fetish Phone Sex with Vinny

I love my feet, I bet you do too. Just look at them. They are so pretty and smooth. I get pedicures regularly; plus I live near the beach and sand is a natural exfoliate, which helps keeps my feet in good condition to be worshiped by your mouth, by your cock. I know you are staring at them right now. Imagining putting each pretty little toe in your mouth, maybe even the whole foot. I bet if you close your eyes, you can feel my feet wrapped around your cock. I give the best foot jobs. Not only do you enjoy my feet working up and down on your shaft, but I get to enjoy the feel of your cum squishing between my toes. Hot jizz oozing all over my feet is so sexy. And, luckily I am in great shape, so I can take my own cum covered feet and put them n my mouth to suck that spunk right off. I bet you would get hard again just watching that!

I love all sorts of foot play. You can rub, suck, lick, nibble, dress, smell, manicure, massage, kiss, bind and caress my feet for both of our arousal. I can even trample, stomp, squish, or jack your dick with my pretty feet. What are you waiting for? Cum get my pretty feet and toes.

Black Cock Phone Sex with Vinny: A Hot Hotel Tryst

I placed an ad on the Backpages that I was a hot MILF in need of a young Black Stallion. I knew anyone with a big black cock looking for a white woman would understand what I wanted. I was surprised at how many responses I got. Took me awhile to narrow the applicants down to one. But I picked Jerome. A young buff black stud with a huge cock. We decided to meet in a neutral place, so I booked us a room at a local hotel. Something hot about hotel fucking anyway, especially a tall dark handsome stranger. He showed up right on time and looked better in person than he did in his pictures. We decided to break the tension first by watching a little hotel porn on the TV and drinking some wine. All I needed was to see his black member twitching in his trousers and my cunt was sloppy wet and ready.

I unzipped his pants, unleashed the monster and did my best to swallow his shaft. I was gagging on it, but in a good way. He palmed the back of my head to guide me in the perfect rhythm. Had his balls on my chin, and I was reaching between my legs to finger my cunt. Sucking black cock makes me drip. He didn’t want to cum in my mouth, but my pussy. So he pulled me up off my knees, flipped me on my back and started drilling me from behind. Hard fucking too. The hotel bed was squeaking and my head even pounded the wall a few times.

He fucked my cunt for hours. I was truly impressed with his staying power. So many white dicks can’t last to please a woman, last to make her cum. Not only could he last, but he could make me squirt by hitting my G-Spot. Many of us white women favor big black cock because they can give us an earth shattering, body rocking orgasm that we have to fake for a white cock. When Jerome finally came, he blew a load so intense inside me it felt like a rocket was launched in my cunt.

He left shortly thereafter, but left his business card so we could hook up again sometime. Maybe next time you get to watch! Or better yet, clean me up.