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It’s National Ding a Ling Day. How Do You Measure Up?

It is National Ding a Ling Day. How do you measure up? Ding a Lings come in all colors, shapes and sizes. Now I don’t care what color a ding a ling is, but I do care about its size. Size matters. I only want to play with your ding a ling if it is big! Since today is about celebrating ding a lings, only the biggest and best ones get honored. Those of you with itty bitty ding a lings get humiliated. I am all about naked line ups to separate the men from the sissies.

I will line those ding a lings up from the biggest to the smallest, laughing at the small ones, and praising the big ones. Those big thick manly ding a lings get to fuck me. Put their huge cocks in my perfect pink pussy and ass. Nothing says thank you better to a big ding a ling than a hot, wet, tight cunt. Now if your ding a ling is not worthy, well , nothing says your worthless better than a pair of little girl panties and a good hard laugh. That’s right boys, if you have a string and two silver bells where a cock belongs, then hide that pathetic thing behind a pair of cotton panties. Nobody wants to see it. Oh me bad. No one can see it anyway!

If you want me to play with your ding a ling, then you better be confident that it is worthy of a Goddess. I am not happy to see you unless you  are packing at the very least 8 solid inches of hard, throbbing ding a ling. So don’t give me any bullshit about it being National Ding a Ling Day and I should celebrate all ding a lings. It doesn’t work that way because obviously not all ding a lings are created equal. You can celebrate your tiny ding a ling with YOUR hands, all alone in your bedroom like the tiny dick loser you are. But my hands won’t even give you a wave for less than 8 inches.

So show me your ding a lings. The size of your ding a ling determines how we celebrate the day! You could be celebrating in my sweet perfect pussy, or you could be celebrating in pink panties or even a diaper. Let the celebration process begin. Send me your pics and let me determine if you have a cock, or just a cute little toy.

Sissy Training Phone Sex with Brooklyn: Fitting Room Rendezvous

I have a new sissy in training. I’ve got her looking like the pretty girl she was born to be. I mean she was born with a clit stick, not a cock. From the moment I met her, I knew she was just born in the wrong body. Just because she could not fuck me, did not mean she did not have a role in my world. So, I have been grooming her to be my newest sissy. Today, she dressed herself for my approval. When she picked me up for our shopping trip, she looked gorgeous. She had been paying attention to me in regards to how a whore applies makeup, dresses, styles her hair and does her nails. The true test would be if she could convince others she was a true pretty girl.

We went into Victoria Secret and immediately all eyes were on us. Well, most eyes were on me. But my sissy caught the eye of a pretty handsome man. Now, I have been teaching her how to suck cock too, but technically she is a virgin still. She has only sucked dildos and the like. I gave her a sissy assignment. I instructed her to go find something sexy to try on, and get that guy into the dressing room with her. I wanted her to give her first official blowjob. She did exactly as she was told. As a sissy trainer, I was so proud. I followed them into the dressing room, got myself in the room next door and stood on the seat to look over. I had to watch her give her first blowjob!

I was shocked that she did not seem nervous at all. She was on her knees with his cock out. It was a much bigger dick than I thought by looking at him. I was a little jealous.  Her pretty polished hands grabbed his cock and guided it into her  mouth. She sucked his rod like she had been swallowing dicks for decades. My sissy was making me wet, not just proud. I guess I made some noise as I was rubbing one out watching her pop her mouth cherry. The dude looked up and caught me spying. He wasn’t  upset, but turned on. Told me to get my hot ass on over. I joined them, put the occupied sign on the door and told sissy to guide that nice cock into my cunt.

I twat blocked her lol. If he had a shrinky dink like she did, he would have been all hers, but I am a greedy whore when it comes to a big dick. But she is an obedient sissy, and acted like the perfect fluffer. She got him good and hard for me right there in that fitting room, and he fucked me hard and fast. Dumped a huge load of cum in my greedy cunt. Since my sissy did so well snagging a well hung stud and giving her first BJ, I let her clean my pussy up. I don’t think that stud knew what hit him lol. He was clueless about Sissy’s true nature.

We all walked out of that dressing room together. Both me and Sissy had smeared lipstick on our faces and our well hung stranger had a shit eating happy grin. Sissy gave her first BJ, I got a hot quickie with a real man, a stranger had his cock rocked, and Victoria Secret got almost a grand of Sissy’s money as she bought us both some sexy treats. Not a bad afternoon.

Serve Your Goddess

He said he wanted to fuck me. Said he knew how to please and treat a Goddess like me.  Then he took his clothes off. I laughed for hours. I mean seriously how in the world did he think he could fuck me with such a small dick? My Ken doll as a wee one had a better package than the live man standing naked before me. He looked bewildered that I was not impressed with what was between his legs.  I went into my bedroom, came back with a pair of pink frilly panties and my favorite dildo. I made him hold the dildo next to his worthless pecker. I asked him which was bigger. He had to admit reluctantly that my toy was 4 times the man he was. I tossed him a pair of my panties and order him to put them on. Something smaller than my clit belongs in panties.

I then instructed him to clean my house. You wanna please a Goddess like me, well you better fucking be willing to do anything. Like scrubbing my bathroom toilet and floor with your tongue while wearing a pink pair of my panties. I can find a place in my world even for the sorriest excuse for a man. If you don’t have at least 8 solid inches of hard thick man meat, then get rid of any hopes of fucking me. My cunt and my ass are for real mean only.

But don’t fret, I will find a place for you just like I did for my newest pin dick loser. I know I am a goddess and I get that you just want to share the same space with my perfect body. But my body is too perfect for the likes of you, so put on your big girl panties and let’s find a way to make you useful. You will serve your Goddess somehow.

Size Queen Brooklyn

So, a sissy wannabe sent me some pictures of her for public shaming. First, I was like why should I bother when she has never called me. But then I was like the what the fuck, I love humiliating tiny dick losers. And this one has a wife who obviously is a size queen, she just isn’t a dominate bitch yet like me. I have no problem letting my husband know I am going out to get a real man. Hell, I fuck real men in front of him all the time.  But this sissy, Samantha, only recently discovered that her wife has been whoring around on the Internet looking for big cock. See guys don’t delude yourself. Size matters. Some women just prefer to save your feelings and get what they need discreetly. I on the other hand, have no problem being vocal about my needs. I need big cock. I will have big cock. Life is too short not to be sexually satisfied. And this poor sissy’s wife has to be one sexually frustrated woman looking at that pathetic little thing. Good for her for saying enough is enough, or not enough in the case of her husband’s dick!

At least this sissy knows she belongs in panties. I feel sorry for all the women out there stuck with husbands like Samantha. No way she can satisfy a sexy woman. I bet she can’t even please her hand. Women stuck with pin dick pathetic husbands need to take control and get a real man for their bedroom.  Sissy husband’s like Samantha belong in the house cleaning and taking care of household things, they never belong in the bedroom.  Small dick husbands are really more like pets. My husband doesn’t share my bed with me. We have separate bedrooms. I also have a large pet bed for him. That is where he lays when I am entertaining a real man in my bedroom.  I think Samantha’s wife needs a pet bed for her, because it is clear from this picture that she can’t give her any sexual pleasure.

Send me all the pics you want sissy boys and tiny dick losers, but be forewarned, I will use them for my amusement and to empower other women to be a dominant size queen like me.  If you can’t fuck me, you very well better amuse me.

Sissy training phone sex

Today is your day I’m going to turn you into a cock hungry panty wearing, sissy slut. Go ahead and make some time so we can began your training. You won’t be reading, talking to anyone, and we’re not going to sit here and watch movies. You and I will focus solely on my words, I will have your complete and undivided attention. If you’re looking for something quick this isn’t for you. I have a long list of tasks for you to complete. First you need to gather all the items I have listed; panties, vibrator, dildo, cock ring and last but not least a nice red lipstick.  Now the real fun begins you little sissy bitch. For our first task I want you to pretty up those lips…can’t be a sissy without pretty lips. Go ahead and put on those silky panties, you know how soft they feel on your skin. Now slide them over and take that cock ring slide it over your dick and balls, yes put those balls in it. Are they in there tight good that’s what I like?   Don’t think about touching that cock without permission your balls and cock are mine tonight. How do those sissy balls feel in those girly panties? Are they nice and tucked away. Don’t try to hide  I am watching with my devilish eyes every move you make, waiting for the right point where you fuck up and I can humiliate you to the extreme.  So take that little vibrator and start rubbing it on your balls. Making little circles feel it as it starts to tingle. I don’t want you getting too hard yet. Now slap those pretty things, make them sting. Every time you start getting too aroused I want you to slap those girls.  Now take that dildo and warm it up by rubbing it in your hands, with it nice and warm slide it into your mouth. You like sucking cock don’t you sissy whore? Suck that cock like you mean it. I know you want to touch yourself don’t you? That fucking puny little dick wants to come out and play, well slap them get them under control it’s not time yet. Continue sucking that perfect dildo, that’s what a real cock should be. Now take it deeper you cock sucking whore. Show me you know how to suck dick I want you to suck that dildo like it’s going to cum. I’d love to see the look in your eyes as you suck it good. I bet you’re so desperate to be my little cock sucking whore you would do anything I want?  Slap those sissy balls, kill that desire to touch them, they better be sore. Come on you nasty slut!  I want you to continue sucking that dildo getting it nicely lubed up and fuck that little slut hole some more. Look I bet you can’t keep that hard on in those pretty panties pull it back a little let me see it, awe now slap it hard. Good slut don’t worry we’re almost done. Now take that lubed up dildo and fuck that tight little ass come on fuck it well!  I want to see you cum from fucking that tight hole. Mmm good.  Such a good little whore.  Training is complete for today. You be sure to bring yourself back for more sissy training.

Fuckalicious Phone Sex But ONLY if You Have a Fuckalicious Cock

You like fuckalicious pussy? Well you better have a fuckalicious cock if you want to have fuckalicious sex. You see Marissa and I are goddesses; pure perfection. Our pussies are worth the best cocks out there. Last night we were out for a girls night at this new upscale sex club. The kind of club that caters to sophisticated women and men. We were under the assumption that they only accepted men whose cocks were as big as their wallets. So when this very wealthy, very handsome man wanted Marissa and I for a threesome, we didn’t bother to verify the goods first. That was our bad.

We got into the executive suite and when he undressed, Marissa looked at me and we both roared with laughter at his nonexistent  package.  He looked dumbfounded. I informed him money cannot buy every thing. I do not care what you do for a living, what kind of car you drive, how much money is in your bank account. If you have a shrinky dink dick you cannot fuck me or Marissa. But you can sit on the sidelines rubbing your little nub as two hot bitches get each other off. Our clits were bigger than his pecker. That’s just sad.

Marissa is a hot bitch that could certainly please me better than our Mr. Short Stuff could. After a few minutes of watching us lick each other’s cunts, he pulled out his wallet and tossed money at us. He was begging us to let him in on the action. We looked at each other giggled and then looked at him and said , “No way loser.” We took his money though. Some men just don’t know their place. Just because you can provide for us financially does not  mean you can provide for us sexually.

Marissa and I had a blast tonguing each other’s holes while we laughed and made fun of our small dicked patron. The wealthy pin dicks are always the hardest ones to break too. They think money buys everything. No amount of money in the world is worth my sexual dissatisfaction, or Marissa’s. Since he was still balking at not being able to put his peanut in us, we played a little game with him. Made him think we had a momentary loss of standards. We dressed him in my panties, her bra and snapped a few pics of him. We put them up on showyourtinydick.com. The humiliating comments started  pouring in immediately and then he began to see the light, understand his place.

If you don’t know your place, Marissa or I would be happy to tell you. We are fuckalicious babes worthy of fuckalicious sex only and if you don’t measure up we will put you in your proper place. Life is short and likely so is your penis.

Turkey, Creampies and Booty for Thanksgiving

Things got a little wild in my kitchen last Thanksgiving. I am hardly a domesticated goddess. My husband did not marry me for my cooking skills. But, I did try to do a big traditional turkey dinner with the help of my stepsons. Well we were drinking as we attempted to cook, and my one step son said my ass reminded him of a turkey: big, plump and juicy. This lead to actually measuring my ass. I got a rump shaker that revivals Jo Lo’s booty. Forty two inches of fine ass.

My husband was getting turned on as he is obsessed with my big beautiful booty. I married my husband when I was really young, and now that I am in my 30s, he is in his 60s and well, he has major dick issues. I was feeling a bit mean that day. I bent over, told him to lick my ass and smell it. While his face was buried in my ass, I was sucking his sons’ cocks. Had them both in my mouth at the same time. They never have a problem getting hard or staying hard. And they can shoot bucket loads of cum.

Every woman in her 30s should be so lucky to have 2 able bodied step sons in the house. They don’t think much of their dear old daddy, so any way they can participate in his humiliation, they are game.  One of the boys started taunting him; telling him he was worthless because he had a hot wife he could not satisfy. The other one chimed in and said maybe he would have better luck with the turkey. My husband was drunk too. He started fucking that turkey. Slid his dick right into it and started thrusting like a horny teenager getting laid for the first time. It was pathetic. The closest thing to pussy he has had in a very long time.

Well, I had two able bodied boys right there. I got on the kitchen island and took one of them in my ass and the other in my cunt while I yelled humiliating things to my husband. I mean really? He was stuffing a turkey while I was getting double stuffed by two young cocks. They were clearly the men in the house. After they both came inside me, we made my husband clean up the creampies they left me. I mean pie is standard with Thanksgiving Dinner!

I can’t wait for this year’s Thanksgiving festivities. It’s rare that that the whole family gets together under one roof. Gonna plot more humiliating activities for my husband.

Turtle Dicks Make Me Laugh

Look at me. I’m fucking hot as hell. See my finger in my cunt? It can please me more than your turtle dick. Now look at the picture below. You may have to squint to see it. That is the pathetic wiener of a guy who wants to fuck me. Yes, some poor losers have clit sticks for dicks. My pinky finger is bigger than the sad excuse for a dick below. When he pulled his pants down, I was laughing so hard, I snorted soda out my nose. I’m a size queen and I make no apologies for needing big dick. I deserve huge cock. My husband recognizes that. Yet, I still get emails, calls and propositions all the time from tiny dick losers with turtle dicks like this. This sissy boy at least was smart enough to know what was between his legs was nothing more than entertainment fodder for me. But some dudes be like, come on baby, you know I got what you need. If I need a good laugh, then yes, those ken doll pee pees, are just what I need. But if I need a good hard fuck, then I need something I can feel; something no smaller than 8 thick hard inches. My pleasure is important. Yours, I could care less about.

The size of your dick determines how we play. Got a monster sized cock, well I will be your bitch and suck and fuck that bad boy all night long. You got an itty bitty thing, well I am gonna laugh and take photos to share with my fellow hot bitches who deserve big dick too. Now, this sissy boy who thought I would cheat on my husband for his pin dick today belongs in panties and a bra. Cocks belong in boxers or boxer briefs and my mouth, cunt and ass! But, little clits belong in little cotton panties with hearts or flowers on them! If you call me and admit to having a turtle for a dick, well be prepared for some serious Small Cock Humiliation Phone Sex. Life is too short to waste on itty bitty clitty sticks.

Happy Birthday to the Real Men, The Marines

On November 10, 1775, the Continental Marines, later renamed the United States Marine Corps, was established. That makes the Marine Corps 239 years old today.  I’m not going to lie, I love a man in uniform, especially marines. Sure they have a reputation of not being the brightest of the armed forces, but they are certainly the most well built and rugged. My husband is so intimidated by Marines. I think it is because he knows how much I love big cock, and the Marines I have fucked have some huge dicks for white guys.

I decided to say Happy Birthday to the Marines today. I appreciate the hard work they have done keeping our oceans and seas safe from invasion. I went down to my local recruiting office, and wished  them happy birthday. I was on the prowl for one Marine in particular to celebrate the day with. There is this young recruiter who I met awhile back. We had been sending naked pics back and forth, but had not actually fucked yet. I told my special hero  I was married to a man who could not please me and that I needed to be fucked by a real man today. No realer man than a US Marine. He was happy to help me out.

He said I was way too hot to have a pin dick husband. I couldn’t agree more. I told him to meet me at my place for lunch. I had a special cake for him, and some sexy camouflage  lingerie. I was going to fuck him in my marital bed and make my hubby watch. When he arrived we had some birthday cake that we smeared all over each other’s bodies so we could lick it off. I had texted my husband to come home for lunch too. My well hung hero made my cunt so wet. He ate birthday cake off my pussy. He was three times the man my husband is and when he finally arrived, my marine made sure to inform him that a real man was taking care of his wife.  I was screaming in delight getting that huge cock up my pussy. It was thick and long, best of both worlds.  I told my husband to go put on his sissy outfit and wish a real man a happy birthday. My loser hubby is well trained and he came out in a white Marilyn Monroe dress and sang a birthday song he made up for the marines.

And once my real man came deep inside my pussy, my husband polished his cock off. Sucked all my cum off that dick, and licked my cream pie clean. I love humiliating my husband . And no better way than making him pay tribute to the real men of this country, the Marines. My Marine is all man, he just likes making my loser husband fluff him. And i enjoy watching it. Good to know my husband is good for something.

Happy Birthday to all the Marines out there. If you were here, I’d thank you with my pussy. My husband would thank you with his mouth.

Like Granny, Like Grand-Daughter: Love for BBC is in the Genes

I recently found my grandma’s dairy. Turns out granny had some secrets. She had a love for black cock too. But in the 50s, interracial sex was not common place, nor was it socially acceptable. Everyone knows I love big black cock. I don’t hide my need for black cock. My granny, however, could not be open about her desires. The 50s were different sexually and racially. As I read her diary I became so sad for her having to hide her black lovers; keep her sexual preference for dark chocolate a dirty little secret. I blast my sexual escapades with black dick all over the Internet. If granny had done that, she would have been killed, and her lovers too.

According to her dairy, interracial sex was likened to savagery and even cannibalism. It was considered a deviant desire that according to the leading sex experts of the time, required electro shock therapy or even a lobotomy to fix. Wanting a real man that can satisfy me sexually, who can take control of me, who can fill me up is not deviant, but natural behavior. And I sure as hell don’t need cured. What needs cured is tiny dick syndrome. White pathetic men who think their small wieners can do anything for a woman and that size does not matter.  Of course size matters. I bet the men who persecuted my granny’s sexual life in the 50s were men with little peckers who felt threatened by the virility of a black stud. Insecure, pathetic losers who could never make a woman cum.

The more I read my granny’s diary the more respect I had for her. She was a brave woman to take charge of her sexual needs in an era that believed she had none. In the 50s women were to have sex to procreate, not sexual enjoyment. Women made love, but never fucked.  Kudos to my granny for not wanting to lay on a bed counting ceiling tiles. She wanted to fuck. Just like I do, but I have the freedom to fuck. Any man who is threatened by my need for thick dark meat or love for fucking, can lobotomize themselves. Life is too short to waste on small cocks and no orgasms. My granny had no real recourse when it came to dealing with insecure white men. Women were expected to be submissive in the 50s. But today, I can make a tiny dick loser my bitch; my pet; my cuckold; my sissy; my helper.

I feel sorry for all the women of the 50s who believed size didn’t matter . I’m glad I live in a more enlightened sexual era. My granny was a sexual pioneer. But reading about her black lovers and her love for big cock in an era of female sexual repression, made me wonder if it’s in my DNA to want those monster black cocks.