I’ve never been to college, but this past year I have been thinking about returning to school. You are never too old right? Well, I saw something on the History Channel about ancient bodies being dug up and studied for clues to our past. I told a friend of mine I think archeology would be a good and fun major. I asked him where the best college for archeology was and he did some research for me and said, hands down, Harvard. At first, I was rethinking my decision. Harvard is a real smarty school. No way I could get in. But my friend said you never know what a department is looking for, so why not at least plan a visit and find out? We did just that. We road tripped to Cambridge, MA.
When I got there , I got a tour of the whole campus. I don’t think Harvard has seen anyone like me before. Maybe it was the way I was dressed or my big beautiful curves. IDK. But all eyes were on me. I loved it. After that tour, I got to meet the department head of the Archeology Department. He was hot in that nerdy older man way. I kept thinking Indiana Jones and my pussy got wet. He didn’t really make eye contact with me much though. We talked for about an hour about why I was interested in Harvard and what the school had to offer me. Then a college geek showed up to show me the department and the museum. I got a behind the scenes look at some of the cool shit they do. But, again, all the students were staring at me. I finally asked my student host what was up. He stammered a bit and said well, “Your outfit is a bit nontraditional for Harvard, But I love it.”
After the tour of the campus museum, he took me back to the student office so I could meet all the other students in the department. I was beginning to second guess myself; did I belong here? Then one Sheldon like geek came up to me and point blank said, “You are the hottest thing I have ever seen, but you don’t fit in.” I was a little perturbed, so I grabbed his crotch, and retorted, “I bet you’d like to fit in, wouldn’t you?” The poor guy creamed his pants right there in front of me and his fellow students. But no one was laughing. In fact they looked a little angry. Like how dare I humiliate their colleague. So, I thought fast, and flashed my big boobs and said, “Let’s have fun.” Well that diffused them quickly. This big group of nerds needed to get laid, and they need a real woman to help them!
I started unzipping pants and hard cocks were flying out. I got down on my knees and told them to line up for the thrill of a lifetime. I can suck some cock. Hell, I sucked 12 hard young cocks. A few I am sure had never been sucked before. I was covered in cum. A total jizz junkie whore. You would have thought I was planning on majoring in cum. I was getting cleaned up, when one guy was like, “Wait, we aren’t done yet.” I didn’t think they had it in them, but what the hell, I might as well show these nerds a good time. I got up on one of the tables used for studying crap that’s been in the ground. I got on all fours so I could take a cock in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my pussy and one in my ass. We fucked for hours. I was cum drenched and my ass was gaping open. A couple nerdy Harvard girls even came into the room and joined the fun. I know that was the most fun ever had in that room! And, I may not be Harvard material, or even college material, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to make the grade! I just graduated cum a sum laude and enjoyed some hot geeky good will humping. Those Harvard geeks in the archeology department will never forget the day Glenda visited campus.
I decided to go to an auction last night. I really didn’t think that there would be anything that I would want to buy. But I thought it would be fun and different to go hang out. It was close to the end of the auction when these wonderfully different and delightful toys came up for auction. All hand carved, all made of marble and all unique and interesting. I had to have them and the bidding began. I only had one competitor that tried to out bid me and she was a matronly looking woman. What in the world was she going to do with them? Likely put them on a shelf for display?! There was no way I was going to let these toys get away form me only to sit on a shelf somewhere and collect dust when I could take them home and cover them in my milky, creamy cum every night. Just the thought of stuffing them in my tight, wet and waiting pussy was driving me wild, With each bid my pussy got wetter and I could feel my panties getting soaking wet at the thought of feeling the cold, carved marble entering me and bringing me pleasure. Finally she stopped bidding and they were mine! I couldn’t wait to get them home and start fucking myself. They did not disappoint me at all and I fucked each and every one of them before falling fast a sleep. 
