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Strip Pool with BBW Beauty Glenda

Last night I went to this little dive bar in my neighborhood to shoot some pool. I was the  only girl in the place. Guess some women think it’s a bar like in The Accused. There is a pinball machine in the back too lol. But these working class studs weren’t cretins,  just good old horny boys.  My kind of boys. We decided to play strip pool. I have played strip poker, strip twister, but never strip pool. I was game. I was horny and a bad pool player,  so it didn’t matter to me because I knew as soon as they saw my big natural boobs, well, they would have me on top of that pool table in no time. I didn’t care about winning, just fucking.

After the first game, I was topless. I started using the cue stick to play with my titties. They were playing with their own sticks as they watched. Before long we were all naked and I was on all fours on the pool table. The bartender locked up the bar so we could have a little fun. There were like 7 guys including the bartender in the bar and myself.  One by one they fucked me from behind while I sucked another off. Now that is how to play pool–with 7 cue sticks up your cunt and in your mouth.

I was filled up with cum by the time we finished our “game.” I can’t wait for a rematch. I told them I would be back again this week to play. Next time I want fucked on that pinball machine!

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Big Tits Phone Sex with Glenda

One of the perks of being a full figured beauty, is having natural full figured boobies. They are such an asset to my life. Like the silver lining in not being a size 6. But honestly, I don’t care about being skinny. I rock my body and my curves. This morning, for example, I may have lost sight of how fast I was going as I was jamming out to some Tom Petty on the radio. Next thing I know, I see sirens in my rear view window. Oops me bad. Officer Hottie asks me if I know how fast I was going.

Why do they always ask that? If I knew that, you wouldn’t have pulled me over. I smile and apologize, but it is clear he is intent on writing that ticket, so I take off my jacket, revealing ample cleavage and I sigh. The sigh makes my boobs heave and always get the right kind of attention. Officer Hottie took off his sunglasses, always a good sign, and looked straight at my chest. I did the little subtle, shirt tug so a boob popped out.

I could see the outline of his fat cock through his pants. I looked at him and said, “Maybe I can help you and you help me?” I then unzipped his pants, releasing his trouser snake and sucked him off.  I even put it in between my big tits and let him cum on my face. Worth it to get out of $150 a reckless driving charge plus the points on my license. I have no shame. If I can use my boobs to my advantage, why not, right?

Special Gummie Bears and Titty Fucking

This guy friend of mine and I were sitting around eating special gummie bears a friend smuggled back from Colorado for me. THC infused candy is quite yummy. Well, I get high all the time, but never had anything quite this pure. Wow. Jim and I started getting silly, slap happy silly. Somehow we got on the topic of cartoon characters  we would fuck. I was all about  Ned Flanders from The Simpsons with his 70s porn-stache. Jim was all about Lois from Family Guy. He went on and on about her body and how much he has spanked to her image thinking of titty fucking her.

Titty fucking Lois? Well no way she had bigger jugs than I did. I whipped mine out  and asked if in his sex dreams Lois had boobs like mine. He started drooling. I said why not titty fuck me? I said he could even call me Lois. He said I could call him Ned. I pulled  out Ned’s big cock and put it in between Lois’s huge knockers. I let him slide in and out of those huge breasts and sucked the head of his throbbing cock. Felt so good to push them jugs together with his dick thrusting in and out of them . He came good on my tits too. I licked it all up. Never let cum go to waste.

We were so high.  He even inserted some of those special gummies in my pussy. And decided to see what Lois’s snatch tasted like. My cunt was dripping wet. Ned had a pretty nice cock for a cartoon character. He said those gummies tasted even better smothered in Lois’s honey. I even ate a few of my cum drenched special gummie bears. Got high all over again and let Ned titty fuck me again. This time he shot his load all over my face. I looked like someone had spilled milk in my face.

God love legalized marijuana. In states where it’s legal, the shit is so good you would titty fuck a cartoon character. I love fucking when I am high. The only problem is when I am fucked up, I have absolutely no sensor, no inhibitions, no limits. Let’s get fucked up together and push each other’s boundaries.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: Midnight Chunky Dunk

So every knows what skinny dipping is, right? Well look at me; I don’t skinny dip. What I do is called chunky dunk. And I love it because I embrace my big beautiful curves. I am proud of my big boobs and big tits. Now,  although I love to show off my assets, I recognize that there is a time and place to show them. I was with my sister and her offspring last summer at this little secluded beach resort. One night, after every was asleep, I snuck out for a little chunky dunk. I love the feel of waves crashing around my ample naked body. I was under the moonlight, rubbing my hands all over my naked body, enjoying the waves splash on me. I was alone, so I decided to rub my clit has the waves crashed against me. I could feel cool sand under my feet, feel the glow of the moon shining on me… I was in a private oasis. Wrong.

When I turned around, I saw a boat, no not a boat, a ship with a ton of old folks standing on the deck with binoculars watching me. Apparently some senior citizen Moonlight cruise. Old men were getting wood in their drawers because of me. I may have dang well given someone with a bad ticker a heart attack.  I started to feel bad that I was giving the geriatric population a free sex show, but when I saw them waving and snapping pictures I knew they were enjoying seeing some  bouncy titties and taut flesh. Maybe me getting caught was a good thing. My embarrassment didn’t last long when I saw Cocoon Gang adjusting their pants on the deck. I’m better than Viagra. Maybe I need to start volunteering at my local old folk’s home!

Cyber Sex Phone Sex with Glenda: Let’s Sext

Did you know we offer cyber sex phone sex? You can pay to have naughty cyber sex with me if for some reason you cannot do an actual phone call (like the wife is sleeping next to you!). I actually got into the phone sex business  through cyber sexting. A few years ago I met a woman in an online chat room. We hit it off , lots in common, easy to talk to. After a few weeks of vanilla IMing, we exchanged pics . I showed her my curvaceous body, she showed me her hairy pussy. From there on, we sexted daily. She would tell me how much she wanted me to be her first lesbian experience, how much she coveted my big boobs, and I would tell her how much I wanted to lick her pussy. I’d even press my titties against the screen for her.

We spent hours a day getting each other off. So much so, I got sticky keys on my laptop from typing with my masturbation fingers. My love goo was all over my keyboard. After a few months we actually met. Imagine my surprise to find out my lesbian cyber sexting buddy was actually a guy. He apologized profusely for his duplicity. I got it. He had a fantasy about being a woman with another woman, and the computer allowed him a safe venue for exploring his feminine side. No harm no foul and we are still friends today.

Yeah, I did not get my girl on girl action that day. What I did get, however, was a highly sensual and erotic experience. Cyber text sessions are good for myriad reasons. First, suppose you have a chaotic household filled with people and it’s hard to get away for a sexy call. No one will think twice about you  needing to escape to your office for a little work. They don’t have to know that work is on your throbbing cock. Second, suppose you are traveling and your cell phone has shitty reception and you have a boner? Well, you can almost always get a Wi-Fi signal somewhere, so we can dirty text your boner away. Third, suppose you are shy and have something you want to talk about that embarrasses you. Perhaps you have dark fantasies. Perhaps you want to suck cock. Perhaps you like to be peed on. Perhaps you wear ladies panties. Sometimes it is much easier to discuss taboo subjects in a more anonymous way, like a cyber text session.

Fourth, your mind is your biggest erogenous zone. Cyber texting forces both parties to be more creative, more imaginative then just “oooh baby faster.” Fifth, you are married or living with a woman with separation and/or trust issues. She checks your cell to see who you are talking to and for how long. She never really lets you out of her site for long. You can take your tablet or smartphone or laptop in the bathroom and get off without her pulling a Jake from State Farm on you, because she never heard you talking. And, the final reason, cyber text sessions are good is that you can create a whole new persona if you want. If you are a man, you can pretend to be a woman. If you are a boring American boy, you can suddenly be an Australian surfer dude. If you are an adult male, you can be mommy’s little angel again. If you have a little white dick, you can have a big black cock. You can create a whole fantasy world for yourself and I will play right along with you! And, I can type with one hand if you know what I mean (wink wink).

So hit me up on yahoo,  tell me you want to purchase a cyber text session (same rate as a phone sex call) and let’s get creative together. And, let’s get off too.

Mutual Masturbation Phone Sex with Glenda: Wanna Hear My Wet Pussy?

Ever since I can remember, I have been masturbating. I love self love! When I was a younger girl, I use to get off crossing my legs and shaking my leg up and down. I know you have seen girls, even young ones doing that. They do it because it causes friction on their clit and it feels awesome. When I first came that way, I thought I peed my panties. I was so young I did not even know what an orgasm was yet. But I did know it felt good and I wanted to keep recreating that sensation. I rubbed myself on this huge life size Pink Panther stuffed animal I had too. I got right on top of it and rubbed my little clitty up and down until I made a mess. For many years that Pink Panther stuffed animal was my very best friend if you know what  mean. Then I graduated to the shower massage. Then, I discovered my fingers and toys.

The first thing I ever fucked as in went inside my pussy was a flashlight. After that it was garden vegetables and eventually a dildo. I found one in my mother’s panty drawer snooping around. I know kinda naughty to use your own mother’s dildo, but I was a horny teenager. After I had a dildo in me, I knew I needed cock.  Even though I never have to go without cock, I still love to masturbate. When rubbing my clit, I can cum in less than a minute. I have no self control. I will literally have days where I play with my pussy all day long seeing how many times I can cum. My personal record is 45 times.

Do you jack off like crazy sometimes? I know being a guy you sadly can’t cum like a girl over and over, but I bet you can still make yourself cum a dozen times in a day. What is the strangest way you have ever gotten yourself off?  I’d love to swap masturbation stories and get off together. You let me hear your stroking your cock and I will let you hear me rubbing my wet snatch!

Phone Sex Fetish with Glenda: My Sister’s Dirty Secret

My sister and I got into a little trouble last month. Got pretty drunk and caused some havoc with her ex boyfriend and got arrested for public intoxication. Now we have community service. Don’t get me wrong, I would much rather be cleaning up the highway than spending time in jail. My sister is appalled actually that she has to do this, so afraid of being seen by some one she knows. We are both BBWs, but she is very conservative. She has only been with 3 men in her life, goes to church every Sunday and votes Republican.  I was a bad influence on her last month and got her drunk and suggested we write cheating pig on his Ferrari in lipstick. And now here we are sweating  our big beautiful titties off cleaning up trash.

Today when we were working, I found a guy passed out in a grocery cart behind some trees. OMG he reeked too. Obviously a drunk homeless man. His clothes were tattered and dirty and he had not had a bath probably since Bush was in office. I called my sister over. I mean she is Miss Goody Two Shoes normally so I thought she might know of a shelter that would take him. I was quite shocked at her reaction to him. She wanted to take him home. I’m not talking take him home to offer him a warm meal and hot shower. She wanted to take him home to offer him a warm pussy-hers! I thought I was gonna gag. How in the hell could you want to fuck a dirty old hobo who likely was bacteria ridden and clueless about the true color of his skin as it was caked thick with dirt. Obviously my conservative sister harbors some dark secrets.

Come to find out there is something called hoboeroticism. There are apparently folks out there with a strong sexual attraction to homeless men. Now, I like a dirty old man, but not literally. My sister was mesmerized by this dude. She really does have a dirty secret. She even tried to wake him by rubbing her big old boobs all over him. The woman that yells at me for having one night stands was trying to get jiggy with a foul smelling bum?  Just when I thought I had seen it all. It was like watching a train wreck, I was in shock and awe over what was going on.  She lifted her top up and rubbed her tits all over his face. Her boobs got covered in grime. Gag. Next thing I know she is unzipping his pants and stroking his pecker. I’m like put that down, you don’t know where it has been. I mean seriously would you pick up a half eaten sandwich on the ground and eat it? NO!!!!! I was gonna hurl until I saw the size of that thing.  That hobo had about a foot long cock. Gave new meaning to Hobo with a shotgun. Now, I was tempted, but I couldn’t do it. I offered her some hand wipes and said go for it. My sister needed big dick in a bad way. I would have preferred clean big dick, but to each his own.

At least now that I know my Bible thumping sister is a freak, she can lay off lecturing me on my random hook ups. I could fuck 20 strangers in a night and never come close to getting lice or bed bugs or hell fleas. You think you know someone until you see them going down on a dirty hobo in a shopping cart. Glad to know I can still be shocked. So what strange sex fetish do you have? Bet it doesn’t beat my sister’s!

Forced Feminization Phone Sex with Glenda: Grandpa’s Secret

When I travel, my grandpa house sits for me and watches my fur babies. They just love him. So do I. Now, I always thought grandpa was a pretty straight laced guy. You know the kind. Loves beer, Duck Dynasty and football. This last time I traveled, I came home early and got a huge surprise. My burly grandpa, setting on the couch in my clothes with a Pabst Blue Ribbon in his hand. By clothes I mean my pink bra with matching panties and a black garter and thigh highs. When I said hello, grandpa was really embarrassed. Tried to tell me he lost a bet. I explained to him, that although we are family, there are rules in my household like you do not wear my clothes without permission or without consequences. I told grandpa if he was fond of ladies clothing, well he was going to wear them in public all day long.

He tried to argue with me, apologize, say it was just one time. But, I knew this was not true. When I have returned home before I have had my suspicions based on clothes not fitting right. I told him if he could wear my clothes in my house, he could out and about too. I went and got him a blouse, a skirt and a pink bow. Ordered him to put it on.  He kept protesting so I snapped pics of him in my lingerie and said do as I say old man or I send these pics to grandma. He immediately got dressed in my street clothes. Now he didn’t look too hot in them. In fact he looked like a sissy; an out of shape sissy.

I ordered him to take me to the hardware store. I wanted him in my clothes in a manly place. The whole drive he was pleading with me to give up this silly punishment. He was ashamed to enjoy ladies clothing. I told him to embrace his feminine side, to accept the fact that he is a sissy and cross dresser. I reached over and grabbed his crotch and could feel his hard on. I informed him a hard cock on a old fart meant he liked it; that he was enjoying being humiliated. Truckers passed us and honked their horns, waved, some even blew kisses. When we got to Ace Hardware, I instructed him to own it. Walk in chin up, boobs out.

I was so proud of my sissy grandpa. He strutted right in and embraced his femininity.  There were some stares, some snickers, but he never showed embarrassment.  When we got home, I let grandpa jack off on my big tits. He may be a sissy boy now, but he is still a red blooded good old boy who likes big boobs. Grandpa comes over all the time now and we play dress up. I do his hair, his nails, give him boobs and dress him in something pretty. Maybe I can feminize you too?

Pussy Worshiping Phone Sex with Glenda: Pigskin and Pussy

You know what goes great with football? Pussy. I know boys like pigskin but they like pussy too. See I am watching football and I have the NFL package and the Red Zone, so guys can see any game they want while worshiping my hot cunt. You can have pigskin and pussy!

Last Sunday, I had a fuck buddy who came by. He ate my pussy for an entire game. I lost count of how many times I actually came, but it was a ton. He is such a good cunt licker too. He spelled the name of every team on my clit with his tongue while he finger fucked my pussy.  I pretty much drowned his face in my juices. What we also discovered was fucking  doggy style on the floor in front of the TV allows us both to enjoy football while getting laid. I may have rug burns, but I got to see those tight ends play. I love sports too boys, so do much girls. Trust me you do not have to choose pigskins over pussy. You can have both all day long.

My pussy is waiting to be worshiped too.  And trust me, I can suck some good cock and titty fuck all through a game too. Pussy and pigskin it’s the best of both worlds.

BBW Phone Sex with Glenda: The Young Admirer

I was at the mall today shopping and I picked up a young, amorous stalker of sorts. This little guy followed me everywhere, even into Victoria Secret and Claire’s Boutique.  It was clear he was crushing on my nice curvy body. Yes he was jailbait, but I was flattered.  I decided to go back into Victoria Secret. I saw lots of sexy things I wanted. I grabbed a variety of bras, some panties, even a few sexy body suits. I saw him being all nonchalant behind a rack of sleepwear, but looking at me still. One of the girls in the store asked if he was with me. I said yes, but he was just embarrassed about being in a lingerie store. She said I could bring him into the dressing room with him since I was his mother. Mother? That was funny. He was young true, but didn’t think I looked old enough to be the mother of a teen.

But, I knew he wanted to see my body. So, I just grabbed his hand and pulled him in. I told him to be quiet and enjoy the show. I slowly and seductively took off my top and then unsnapped my bra. His eyes got big when he saw my 40 EE natural boobs. He adjust his pants which meant he was getting a boner. For me, a hard cock is the highest form of flattery. I could see that whatever was hiding in his trousers was ample for any age. I said, “I show you mine, you show me yours.” He pulled his hard dick out of his pants, and I wiggled out of my pants and showed him my bald beaver.

I was getting aroused. Normally, jailbait isn’t my thing, but I do like being watched. I am an exhibitionist. I leaned in towards him, held up my tits right in front of him and let him beat his meat until he shot a load of boy batter on my tits. I then let him watch as I sucked his cream sauce off those melons of mine. He was mesmerized; almost like he was hypnotized by my boobies. I gave him a wet wipe to clean the jizz of the head of his cock. He cleaned himself up, tucked his dick back in his pants and left.

I felt like Mrs. Robinson, but it was hot. When you were younger, did you ever get to see a nice big pair of natural tits like mine?